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2012

25

Oct

Anne Hathaway is Unfortunate of the Day


Not everything in life is sunshine, rainbows, lollipops and fucking dildos in 18 year old virgins….sometimes things suck….and sometimes things aren’t what you thought they were…and sometimes when people say “life’s short”…you think no it isn’t…it is long, drawn out and miserable…because life is about perception…so when some people look at Anne Hathaway, recently married, soon to be a mother..they see some babe they jerk off to from nerd movies….while I see nothing by an 80s lesbian on her way to go for a kayak…or whatever it is lesbians in the 80s did….and whatever it is that they did…it wasn’t ever hot….


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2012

25

Oct

Sophie Turner’s Got More Ass Shots for Twitter of the Day

Sophie Turner has found Jesus…and by Jesus I mean she’s found the holy grail of gaining attention when useless, uninteresting, and talentless….you know long after the internet threw you away and didn’t care about you….back when you had to make the decision to go back to law school cuz modeling was a flop….and it is Twitter. The answer is twitter…if she produces some self shot pics, she doesn’t need an agent, she doesn’t need to get gigs, but she’ll get just as much exposure, more importantly land a loyal fan base, all from a couple shitty cellphone pics of her awesome, useless body…..This shit is better for careers than Dancing with the Stars…especially when you’re not famous enough to be a has been on that…..so Sophie Turner, Lawyer, has found her way….in the the low barrier of entry, I am a chick naked on the internet, world…and she’s clearly loving it…and unfortunately…so am I….I need her to be my legal team where all meetings are charged by the hour and take place on my dick.

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2012

25

Oct

Petra Nemcova’s Got the Best Shirt of the Day


Before seeing these awesome pics of an awesome shirt of Awesome Petra Nemcova….I pretty much forgot she existed…It’s like her fiance never died in the tsunami….and all it took was bringing out the tits to remind us she’s still here…and that she climbed up a fucking tree that day and wasn’t swept away with the motherfucker they never found….and I appreciate her efforts…to keep his memory alive…cuz motherfuckers…I like me some titties….in public….in see through shirts so see through she might as well not be wearing a shirt…but maybe I am just emotional cuz I survived a Central American earthquake I didn’t even notice til the power went out…cuz I was at a bar drunk chatting up a tranny….and my world is always set on fucking vibrate….I’m a cockroach people…not going anywhere….

These pics are almost a week old – but I am in Central America and thus new to me….like every Adam Levine song is new to these people….

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2012

25

Oct

Taylor Swift See Through Camel Toe for Letterman of the Day


I don’t know what is wrong with Taylor Swift’s vagina…but I assume it’s got big old lips that are hungry enough to eat whatever gets in their way…from celebrity players who likely gave her ass herpes…to tween boys related to the Kennedys – she’s down to fuck…..Just a few weeks ago SHE BROUGHT HER CAMEL TOE TO A PAIR OF SHORTS and now this….it’s like she doesn’t even care about faking this Christian wholesome girl with wholesome girl problems like boys….and is more interested in putting her cunt out there…cuz whining about boyfriend problems is for 12 year olds….Taylor Swift is woman and part of the Sex and the City generation….which means she’s more into the fuck….even if it is with her pants while in situations where dick would be deemed inappropriate – like on Letterman….

Thanks to our good friend DEAN for sending this in…..


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2012

25

Oct

Jessica Pare in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t watch Mad Men, but I do know Jessica Pare. She’s from Montreal, I’ve met her a few times, I know her crew, she was not hot enough to really remember or care about, but she did move to LA after finding some low level local celebrity, where she tried and tried and tried some more to land real jobs, where she married an American dude for his papers, only to divorce him with an American Passport so she could stay in LA trying to land real jobs….and then one day…at 30 years old…it all came together….and she got on Mad Man and now she’s shooting in Hawaii in a Bikini and all her fucking dreams have come true….when really she was at her best when doing topless scenes in Hot Tub Time Machine and topless scenes in weird Lesbian private school love story movies….because lets face it…big sloppy tits are more fun naked….but she’s in a bikini, and I guess that’s what counts and next times she’s visiting her family in Montreal, walking around like she’s more important than the world like she was Elisha Cuthbert, who does the same thing, I’ll be sure to try to shove my tongue down her throat and instagram that shit…..but until then here she is in some pics in a bikini that I for one will not be masturbating to. I am not a hater, I am just not easily impressed.


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2012

25

Oct

Bar Paly Models Vitamin 2012 Bathing Suits of the Day

Bar Paly is some bootleg Bar Refaeli from Israel….you know cuz they are both named after my favorite place to self destruct…but more importantly on the same Israeli mission of being some next big thing in America….but only rockin’ credits like a one time role on CSI….and probably a few celebrity cocks that have been inside her and thus define her…or at least make her relevant…

I am more into her FLASHING HER PANTIES LOOKING LIKE A STRIPPER ….than bullshit same pose, same face, different bathing suit photoshoots, but she’s still hot, Jewish and half naked, and that’s gotta count for something…I am just not sure what that something is….but it is somewhere between irrelevant immigrant and worth jerking off to….as most of these women I talk about are….

Who cares, here’s the pics, I’m on vacation.

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2012

25

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Marie-Eve here.

I wrote this hilarious post about this guy I saw riding a bike yesterday that got hit by a car, which doesn’t sound very funny I know but if you were there on the corner when it happened and saw the riot that almost broke out between car owners and pedestrians, I assure you that you would think it was as funny as I did.

I guess my computer didn’t think it was funny though because the fucking thing crashed right as I was about to copy it into WordPress and I hadn’t saved the bloody thing in notepad so that was the end of that.

I’d call it simple bad luck but I prefer to give into the paranoia saying this is a continuing process of the whole universe conspiring against me to make sure I never get anywhere in life.

Let’s go with that.

How NOT to Ride a Segway – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Diana Rose is Down On All Fours (SEMI NSFW)
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This Turd Faints on One of Those Slingshot Rides Like a Little Girl – VIDEO
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Alyssa Michelle is All Laid Out (SEMI NSFW)
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Katy Perry & John Mayer Are Banging Too Loud
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Here’s and Interview With Breaking Bad’s Dean Morris
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Women in Windows – a Sexy Gallery
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Free Cam Shows Help Get Us Through the Last Leg of the Week
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One Dildo Isn’t Gonna Cut It For This Girl (NSFW)
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10 Badass Things to Do With a Pumpkin for Halloween
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Dee is Super Sexy in the Jungle (SEMI NSFW)
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And MORE Evil Pumpkins
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These Sexy Games Aren’t For Kids, That’s For Sure
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2012

24

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Marie-Eve here.

I got drunk again last night and ended up having one of those shit storm work days that never, ever comes after a night of going to bed at 9 am and sleeping 10 hours before waking up bright eyed and ready to conquer the day.

No, these type of days only happy after you stayed out drinking until 5 am and you convince yourself you can get 2 hours sleep then head to work fine when the reality is come mornin g even a shower won’t wash the stench of booze off you and you have a headache so bad it feels like someone shot you in the face.

How was your day?

Jessica Simpson’s Dad Was Gay This Whole Time. Wait, What?

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Justin Bieber Is A Peen Implant-Having Credit Card Thief
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I’d Rather Hear a Husky Singing Gwen Stefani Than Gwen Stefani Singing Gwen Stefani – VIDEO
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The Complete History of Bond Girls
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Kelly Brooke Busting Out for 007
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Megan Daniels is Busting Out (NSFW)
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Vanity Cruz is Easy on the Eyes (SEMI NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, Have Yourself Some Fun
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Lauren Michelle Hill Has One Great Ass (SEMI NSFW)
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Rape Suspect Blames Four Loko Blackout: ‘Did I Do Something Wrong?’
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This Girl Doesn’t Mind Going to Work On Herself (NSFW)
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Sexy Games to Have yourself Some Fun With (NSFW)
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W Magazine Celebrates 40th Anniversary with Scarlett Johansson and Friends (Photo Gallery)
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If Jon Hamm’s Massive Penis Doesn’t Make You Suicidal, It Should
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Jodie Gasson See Through on Twitter (NSFW)
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Here’s Some Celebrity Tweets, Some of Which Are More Funny Than Others, But Here They Are Anyways
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Victoria Justice Playing Tennis Hotness (SITE NSFW)
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Looking Good Sweetheart (SITE NSFW)
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Guess Who Got Another DUI
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DOING IT WRONG! A TRIBUTE! – VIDEO
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Jennifer Walcott Bikini Video Shoot
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Joan Jett is Braless and See Through, Who Cares If she’s Old
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Some Kate Middleton Just Because
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Emily VanCamp, Lea Michele, January Jones: Celebrities Who Show Major Cleavage in ‘GQ’ (GALLERY)
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Quiana Grant is Sexy By the Beach
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Ariel Rebel Flaunts Her Sweet Body (NSFW)
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Scarlet Wants to Show You Her Favorite Toy (NSFW)
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R.I.P.??? Brazilian Man Shocks Family And Friends When He Shows Up To His OWN Funeral!!
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Rihona Braun Has One Tight Body (NSFW)
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Man Flashes Cops His Balls To AVOID Arrest For Public Indecency. (NSFW)
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Stacey Kiebler is Looking Kinda Classy For Once
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Lesbian Bukakke Anyone?
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Shark Attacks Whale Porn. Wait, What?
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My Favorite Thing in Life is Girls Naked on the Internet…..
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Some Naked Celebrities….For You…
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Sex Toy of the Day
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2012

24

Oct

Nina Agdal for Sauvage Swimwear of the Day

Nina Adgal is a hot bikini model at the top of her game…but for some reason she looks like she’s got a mild case of DOWNS….I as a humanitarian, I think all of God’s children deserve to live out their dreams, especially if those dreams are getting half naked and showing off an rocking body, even if you have DOWNS….because it’s not handicap it is handicapable people….

Not that she has downs….but if she does…she’d probably win the DOWNS beauty pageant….which may not being saying much….and which may not be all that much a competition for her….but it’s nicer than saying she’d lose….

If anything….if DOWNS looked like this…or more babies with DOWNS looked like this, I am sure the DOWNS abortion rate thanks to pre-screening tests would drop substantial…cuz hot girls…even when retarded get the fuck ahead and have it real easy…..

Here she is for some bathing suit company….and on that note I am going to the beach to stare at local whores in their bikinis…to recruit like I was Victoria’s Secret…but instead of shooting for catalog…we’re just gonna shoot for my masturbation files…cuz I am in central america people…and still fucking posting cuz I am committed or a loser or a committed loser….

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2012

24

Oct

Alice Goodwin Naked for Zoo of the Day


I don’t know why I ever hated on Glamour Models…because Glamour Models are amazing.

They are the vehicle for busty girls on the fence about getting topless to pretend they are international models…you know the kind of girl who would otherwise be working as a bartender cockteasing all night….instead of stripping where she belongs…cuz stripping is below her…faced with the fame of being a Glamour Model…that can’t be refused…

So I get to see their tits, that I’d never otherwise see, and they are always worth looking at, as tits tend to be….they get to pretend they are important or that they matter, and it is a win win for everyone involved.

Her name is Alice Goodwin and I don’t know who the fuck she is, but I can describe her tits in 10 words or less….starting with Lovely.

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