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2012

24

Oct

Brooklyn Decker in Women’s Health South Africa of the Day

You’d think the only article in Women’s Health South Africa would be “How to Avoid Aids”…or “How to live with Aids”…cuz stats on South Africa tell me that 80 percent of their population is dealing with AIDS….

But apparently they are also into bigger, not very deserving, married to pro athlete models who are hardly models but pretend to be cuz it sounds better than groupie….

So I can assume these magazines are designed for people who are probably not dying of AIDS in tribal villages…you know since a copy of it probably costs more than they make in a year…

Here are the pics….and they are probably recycled from another shoot for another mag cuz Africa does not have the budget to shoot this…I am sure these pics are on the site in the archives from when they first dropped but who cares….I am posting them anyway…we are in too deep…

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2012

24

Oct

Katy Perry Possible Nipple of the Day

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Katy Perry and her overly colorful, annoying, pile of pop stare glittery pile of fucking rainbow and unicorn shit, was on stage possibly showing off some nipple discoloration that I can only hope is not actually her nipple but advanced skin cancer that puts an end to her annoying music career…sure wishing cancer on a bitch may seem evil, but it is just self defense cuz she pollutes my life over the radio that fills all public places, on tv and internet…shoving her down my fucking throat when I don’t want it down my throat…..making her the villain, invading in my life…cuz bitch doesn’t know who I am…but I know I can’t stand who she is….and that is the issue….

But on the positive side of things she does have some pretty rockin’ tits even if the rest of her is cankles and fucking evil….

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2012

24

Oct

Amber Heard Hot Photoshoot of the Day

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Amber Heard is the hooker who seduced Johnny Depp with her fake lesbian for attention like all the college girls do, vagina….leading to him leaving his wife of many years and to her becoming a little more of a household name, as that is kinda what she’s in this celebrity game for….and that drive, work ethic and ability to prostitute herself like some kind of tranny in a gay bar seeking a new strain of AIDS to help end his broken fucking life….has lead to these romantic and lovely unknown fetish pics that I can only assume are part of her lesbian mission to lure Ellen or some other granola eating organic farm vegan in construction boots and rippled flannel….cuz photoshoots like this is totally what legit dykes jerk off to….clearly all the lesbian out there realize I am joking cuz they know they only like watching girls build like trucks inserting dolphin shaped dildos in their asses…none of this lipstick shit….not that Amber Heard is a lesbian…that was just for business…but she is smoking in these pics…literally.

I get this Hollywood Glam angle…but I prefer the coked Hollywood hookers from the early 80s look…just cuz they are more representative of this girl who should be in porn….here are the pics.

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2012

24

Oct

Rumer Willis Unfortunate Bikini Pics of the Day

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Just earlier today I was telling someone that you have to love the garbage no one wants because otherwise it won’t be able to fend for itself and will instead just die….it is the human thing to do…and since under all my layers of hate filled ugly…I am a lover of all things on this great earth…even the less fortunate things….

In my conversation, I was making reference to dealing with retards….knowing that everyone else will either just mistreat them, rape them in their retard institution and laugh at them about it….basically leaving them out to die….you know kinda like a stray dog that no one bothers feeding…or loving…or taking care of….or giving a home to….

And since Rumer Willis…is pure retard looking…thanks to Demi’s hard drug use and bad genes….I’d say she deserves love and attention too…but then I am reminded that rich girls who are spoiled all their privileged lives…don’t realize that they are ugly….monsters who could star in all horror movies as the beast…..freaks who don’t deserve love…cuz people suck up to them just cuz of who their parents are and what their trust fund looks like….

But she is wearing a bikini…and a sombrero…mocking my people…but making her worthy of a post of her very own…cuz ugly kids of actors I don’t care about are people too….just barely people too…but still people….or at least that’s the rumor….(see what I did there??)

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2012

24

Oct

Danica Thrall Presents 101 Topless TV Stars of the Day

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This is an amazing article and that’s all there is to it. I mean what better way to celebrate a pretty bullshit list that may not be life changing or genius, and that may not have taken much more than a google search by an intern and an hour to compile…of “girls who have been topless who have been on TV at least once and we’ll just pretend they are stars…”….coupled with no fear of a lawsuit from the evil paparazzi and film companies who always threaten to sue me for posting clips of girls topless in their movies and Tv shows….
than to have a Glamour model present the shit by getting topless….Danica Thrall looks hot…and 101 screen caps of bitches showing tits…isn’t all that bad either….if anything there’s something for everyone in there…like a menu at a family chain of restaurants, the titty version….I’m just glad I didn’t order the white sauce…

Good job NUTS on this masterpiece…

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2012

24

Oct

Some Boardwalk Empire Nudity of the Day

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Gretchen Mol and Anne Bergstedt Jordanova were naked in Boardwalk Empire, which aired last Sunday, which means I am 3 days late on the shit, which I blame on being in Central America, where the Coca Cola is half the price of the bottled water owned by Coca Cola, where there are no TVs or Internets in my cabana in the jungle, where the prostitutes are large in their ass and flat in their tits, but some have dicks….and where the handjobs have been weak and lacked conviction….so keeping up on the shit, while trying to stay alive, for a show that you’ve probably seen already, even if it is the best parts of said show….is not exactly a priority….but you know what, I’ll do it for you anyway….because I believe in the progression of Television…from shitty sitcoms to hardcore porn…it is all about evolution….

Gretchen Mol….

Anne Bergstedt Jordanova….

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2012

24

Oct

Some New Pics of Kate Upton in Vouge of the Day

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This is for the die hard Kate Upton fans who were unsatisfied with the LAST TIME I POSTED THESE PICS ….cuz they were scans from the magazine and there were captions destroying her photoshopped integrity as a model….not that she really has any integrity as a model as far as I’m concerned, but that’s because I like my models to look like models, fit, thin, and awesome, and not thick and piggish and built like she’s gonna be 300 pounds just as soon as she starts eating again when this hype, that is totally undeserving starts to fizzle out….you know cuz people will realize that her stomach and her hips and her ass all fucking suck..and even her tits and the fat under her neck are sloppy at best….but I wouldn’t want to offend you and mock your dream girl…you no taste motherfucker….instead I’d like to give you pics of her made to look her fucking best…to continue the lie that is Kate Upton….

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2012

24

Oct

Kelly Brook’s Amazing Cellphone Skills at the James Bond Premiere of the Day

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Kelly Brook must be really celebrating that abortion she got a few years back at a turning point in her career where getting pregnant meant throwing in the towel…and giving up on her dreams…while getting rid of it by staging a miscarriage meant getting some press and having another run at this showing off her titty thing…and I guess it worked cuz she landed a huge budget movie where she co-starred naked with a porn star….and a few major topless photoshoot gigs smearing her abortion on herself….cuz her tits are bananas…and now this…invited to the James Bond premiere like she hasn’t fucked all the cast and crew and various points in her rise to the top career….and all I know is she did a horrible job documenting the experience…or at least her tits during the experience…cuz this is some jobber bootleg instagram shit…step your game up and learn how to attention whore proper woman…you only have another year or two left.

All this to say, I am a fan of KELLY BROOK or at least her tits….even when she’s posting pics of her fat ass in lingerie all over the internet….like some kind of harlot…..

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2012

24

Oct

Barbie Blank / Kelly Kelly Rockin Abs of the Day

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Kelly Kelly is on a rebrand because the WWE own her name..as the WWE run like a porn company…who figure if they invest money into some dumb cunt that is totally replaceable, and who historically, based on all the other sluts before her, will let her “celebrity” get to her head and fuck off on contract re-negotiations to go do her own thing…cuz she forgets what the power of her owners actually is….and she forgets the day they first hired her where she screamed at herself in the mirror saying “OMG OMG OMG THIS IS IT”….you know before the pro athlete and rich guy boyfriends…back when her other option was to be a cocktail waitress…..

Well, she’s off on a mission to next level herself, even if she’s peaked and she has to do it under her natural, biological, real porn name….Barbie Blank….so she’s dyed her hair, she’s flexed her abs, and motherfucker, it’s on…but I predict…it won’t go too far…

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2012

24

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Marie-Eve here.

I was wandering around downtown yesterday afternoon and downtown here is always a weird experience because it’s the most bizarre juxtaposition of mid to upscale retailers, greasy spoon restaurants only tourists eat at and, of course, the peppering in of classic, grimey, Montreal strip clubs. They really are in a league all their own and by league of their own I mean they should probably all be condemned.

As always the callers were standing out front of these various establishments trying to lure in any willing clients and as I walked by one I heard one hollar to me in bastardized Montreal, Quebec French “Hey beautiful, there’s a job here waiting for you.”

I’ve never really thought about being a stripper but its good to know if my present career plans don’t work out I have options. My guidance counselors in high school always told me it was good to have something to fall back on.

Enjoy these links the way I enjoy knowing that 50+ year old french dudes leer at me while walking down the street and probably plot ways to murder me in the basement of their shitty titty bar in the back of their mind.

Which I guess may be another way to say you may not enjoy them at all.

Sign Spinners Are Despressing and Are a Good Example of What Not to Do With Your Life – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Sascha Alexsander is a California Girl and You’ll Love It (SEMI NSFW)
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Ashley Benson is From Spring Breakers and Also the Chick James Franco is Currently Banging and Here She Is
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Laura Frament is a Super Sexy Red Head (SEMI NSFW)
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If You Ask Me, This Dog Here Has the Right Idea – VIDEO
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Brad Pitts Stupid Chanel Commercials Have Inspired 1000 Parodies and Here’s the One From SNL – VIDEO
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Sandra Bullock Joins Chelsea Handler in the Shower
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Penélope Cruz Captured In Sexy Photo Shoot For Vogue Spain
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Free Web Came Gals, For Your Pleasure
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This Lesbian Foursome is as Dirty As You Think It Is (NSFW)
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