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2012

16

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


I generally like to tell girls I have sex with that I hate them…but that’s only because I hate everything….and in fact that I kinda hate them the least cuz I am inside them and it feels good..but obviously hate them enough cuz I’m transmitting AIDS behind their back, on top and while they are riding me.

If you know what I mean….and if you don’t….here are some morning links to school you.

Super Dog Rescues Other Dogs WTF – VIDEO
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Danny DeVito’s Divorce – Here’s Some Details
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Good Morning Jennifer Shiloh (SEMI NSFW)
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How to: Order McDonalds – VIDEO
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Venus Damikka Has One Fantastic Rack (SEMI NSFW)
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Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Hotness
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Cosplay Girls Hotness – A Gallery
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Cam Show Girls That Will Drive You Wild
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This Babe is Bouncing Her Big Old Tits
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WATCH: Felix Baumgartner’s Helmet Cam Footage from Epic Space Jump Insanity
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Spencer Nicks is Glorious (NSFW)
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THE WORST FOOTBALL TEAM IN BRITAIN? POSSIBLY – VIDEO
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Sexy Games to Make Your Tuesday the Best It Can Be
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2012

15

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

The best things in life are vaginas. I feel so profound and those are my words of fucking wisdom fools.

Here are my stepLINKS….

Octomom Got Drunk And Breasfted Two Baby Dolls Onstage At A Drag Show
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Christina Aguilera is a Plus Sized Clown
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Faceplant Compilation
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Taylor Swift Boring for Glamour
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Katie Price Bikini Photoshoot
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Amy Adams Looks Pantsless
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Miley Cyrus Shows Off Her Nipples
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Annie Leibovitz Photographs Rihanna For Vogue US
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Yeah I’d Bang Kari Byron
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The Kardashians Got Banned From South Beach
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Lauren is Super Sexy in Lingerie (NSFW)
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Pamela Seems Naughty and I Like It (SEMI NSFW)
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Cam Show Sexiness For Your Monday (NSFW)
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The 10 Best Musician Roles and Cameos in Movies
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Kim Kardashian is a Moon Whore Over Miami
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I’d Like to Be All Over Tiffany Toth (SEMI NSFW)
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Man Kills Ex-Wife & Self in Bed — 8-Year-Old Son Discovers Bodies & Gun
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Sexy Games For Some Monday Fun (NSFW)
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Sammie Pennington in Blue Lingerie
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Idiot Eats Bottle of Pam
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Abbey Clancy – Nice Long Legs
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Rihanna See Through Tits, Slutty Bitch
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Emma Stone in Gangster Squad Trailer
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Russian Insurrance Scam
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Olivia Munn is Topless in Magic Mike
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Wow, The FBI Really Has Way to Much Fucking Time on Their Hands
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Oh You Know, Just Teaching Kids How to Make Bombs (SITE NSFW)
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Catching a Taxi is Probably Easier in a Bikni
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Miley Cyrus Down Blouse (SITE NSFW)
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How Awesome Would It Be if Tom Cruise Defected From Scientology
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Courtney Stodden is an Idiot and I Hate Her
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Firingt a Gun Underwater (SITE NSFW)
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Alabama Teenager Shoots His Friend In The Head When Stupid Scare Prank Goes Wrong!
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Teen Lesbians Get Their Vibrator On (NSFW)
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Top 5 – Celebrity Fetishes (NSFW)
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Adriana Lima Without Make Up is Something Else Entirely
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Sex With a Vacuum Cleaner. Wait, What? (NSFW)
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Some Ashley Greene Just Because
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Weird Flying Car
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The Rolling Stones Celebrate 50th Year Anniversary
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The Redbull Free Fall Insanity
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Adrienne Bailon Upskirt on Set of the Day
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Do Think These Chicks Have A Patch, Or They Shave Their Pussies?
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Awesome Drumline
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Some Whores Going At Each Other
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Today’s Random Porn Videos
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Cock with A Vegneance
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Hot Girls Who Get Naked on the Internet for Free are my GFs….
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Naked Famous Girls in Sex Scenes
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Awesome Sex Toy of the Day
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2012

15

Oct

Elisa Sednaoui Showing Titties For Lascivious Lingerie of the Day

This is how a lingerie shoot is supposed to be shot. The model is named Elisa Sednaoui, she’s Italian, born in 1987, and lovely to look at, which is probably why she’s a model, but the interesting thing about this is that as a company hits the market, knowing they are up against Victoria’s Secret, the best strategy to compete is to step up the boring fucking catalog shots, because they haven’t changed since the 80s…..and if I’m buying lingerie for a chick, or at least jerking off to lingerie catalogs, it is meant to be fucking sexy….it is meant to be worn when getting fucked, and this Lascivious company brings it…I appreciate that.

Posted in:Elisa Sednaoui|NSFW

2012

15

Oct

Kim Kardashian’s Really Big and Long Ass Crack in a See Thru Skirt of the Day


Kim Kardashian has the single longest ass crack in the fucking game….sure it is an ass that has been celebrated because that’s just how the media, and black dudes who don’t mind fucking her on camera do things….and sure her ass was kinda interestingly out of proportion compared to her waistline, but shit is just fat, sloopy and I can see the cellulite and laziness….and there’s nothing hot about seeing a 30 year old fat chick….even if she carries her 20 plus surplus in her ass…..but there is definitely something funny about it…and thats why I am posting it.

All this to say, promoting fat girls promotes diabetes and I want nothing to do with that….


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Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2012

15

Oct

Rihanna on All Fours for Vogue of the Day


Here is some Rihanna on all fours for Vogue and it isn’t showing enough nudity or half naked Rihanna for my liking because I guess Vogue doesn’t factor in what I want out of their 100,000 dollar shoots, those snobby self involved cunts….I can get more boners on her instagram….getting down to pics of her in her underwear….as long as I don’t get lost in her insane religious quotes….because she’s clearly broke, tormented and confused…but still Rihanna, child prostitute turned pop star. battered woman turned abuser sympathizer, poor ghetto trash turned into #rich….you know….and at least there’s a pic of her on all fours….so that I can recognize her…otherwise, I’d just be lost in this shit.


To See Her in a See Through Shirt at Some Event This Weekend

Posted in:Rihanna

2012

15

Oct

Maryna Linchuk in Lingerie for Nordstrom of the Day


I’ve posted some maryna Linchuk model titties for fashion pics…where we learned some faschinating things about her….but the only thing that matters about those fascinating things about her…is that she’ll get naked for money….like a typical eastern european /russian / once communist girl who despite not being communist anymore…still has the “Must Escape” mentality….

She’s fucked with Victoria’s Secret and now she’s cheating on them with Nordstrom….half naked and lovely…my kind of woman.

Posted in:Maryna Linchuk

2012

15

Oct

Kate Upton is Piggish at Some Premiere of the Day


Kate Upton eats too much.

Seriously, Anna Nicole Smith called from the dead and says she wants her diet plan and slow metabolism back.

Sure, this is about as hot as sloppy fat chick tits get….but that’s not saying much as I’m usually drunk and it is 3 am and they were last standing when ranking them…

She needs a diet…..this is just gross.


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Posted in:Kate Upton

2012

15

Oct

Alexa Chung Nipples for Numero Tokyo of the Day

Alexa Chung is an uninteresting, not very hot. part AZN, UK groupie who was a model, turned TV host, turned who gives a fuck cuz I am sure she’s got a cunty attitude and is horrible to be in the same room with….but she’s showing nipple for some fashion shoot outtakes and part AZN nipples as someone who has never fucked an AZN despite wanting to…are almost magical…until realizing they are attaced to this groupie trash……and thats all I have to say about that….

Posted in:Alexa Chung

2012

15

Oct

Claudia Romani Hot Ass in a Bathing Suit of the Day

pic via her twitter account

I have never heard of Claudia Romani but 20,000 fake twitter accounts have…..this is her bio”

International model born in L’Aquila, Italy and currently living in Miami Beach. Credits include: FHM, Maxim, Cosmopolitan, Ford, Aston Martin, Samsung, Toyota.

She’s 30 and past her prime….her biggest break was being featured in FHM Denmark and Maxim Greece. which sound like a pretty low grade…..jobbing gigs…..and now she’s staging photoshoots to get noticed….obvious strategy…but good enough strategy to get me to notice…something all the girls should be into…at least according to me, which I guess is all that matters, since I’m God around these parts.


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2012

15

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio is a Mom on the Beach in a White Bikini of the Day


Bikini models in bikinis without getting paid is like getting a lap dance and having the stripper say it is on the house….you know sex with a pornstar for free….It’s the comped meal at your favorite restaurant…it’s the TV on the corner with a sign that says “TAKE ME”….it’s a reminder that the world isn’t all a greed filled, money obsessed place, and that some things in life are still free….without corporate ownership…even if she is owned by Victoria’s Secret…and they probably put her up to this….to see how the public responds now that she’s got 2 kids….you know a little market research…like when they give out sausage samples at costco….gettin’ full for free…even if I hate moms….I’m ok with them when they look like this.


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Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio