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2012

16

Oct

Elsa Hosk Titties for Victory Journal of the Day

ELSA HOSK is a babe.

I’ve seen her tits before, but unlike my wife’s tits, I don’t mind seeing them again….we are at that romantic stage in our relationship where we can stand each other, and everything she does, even if it has been done before by her and other Swedish models seems fresh, new and lovely as fuck…It will never be played out….and until her shitty personality gets shoved down my face day after day until the point in which I need to avoid her and go out drinking with friends to just not be at home…I support her every move….not that I’ve met her or ever will but you get what I’m saying….and that is that topless pics are the best.

This is some Mohammed Ali tribute photoshoot for those of you who like models who pretend to be boxers…while topless….

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2012

16

Oct

Xenia Deli for Sports Illustrated South Africa November of the Day


Xenia Deli, was born October 27, 1989 in the Republic of Moldova (south of the Ukraine). She stands 5 foot 7 and dreams of one day becoming successful model.

Looks like she made it….I mean unless you think SI South Africa doesn’t count as an actual model job cuz only 5% of their population can afford to buy the shit…..or because it is not the American SI, but instead the licensed brand name for obscure markets that don’t impact the American brand name….like a younger, uglier step cousin that makes way less money and has way less social impact in the world///

That doesn’t mean this Xenia Deli is not making moves…..and not lovely to look at…if anything I predict the hype she gets from this will get her in the American issue in a few months….working her way from the bottom up….but unfortunately not doing it via my penis…cuz she’s a babe….

Here are the pics….

Here are the other bargain basement, fresh face, new models trying to one day be in SI America…but settling for SI international….so SI America notices them….while all that matters is that I notice them….


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To See Lera Koryts’ka Bikini Model Pics
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To See Simone de Kock Bikini Model Pics
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2012

16

Oct

Kathryn Barnhardt Sex Scene from Boardwalk Empire of the Day

I watch Boardwalk Empire…even though I don’t have a TV..I just find random places to watch it…and I usually lose interest in the first 5 minutes…because I have no attention span…..apparently even for the nude scenes…cuz I missed this scene this week because I was eating pussy, but I do remember seeing a dude get his face smashed in, cuz that’s when the girl I was eating out got finally got wet…that sand paper turned to creamy goodness and I was concerned for my life but not because she got turned on during a murder scene but because the girls I have sex with usually come with terminal illness….and/or bacteria that can lead to terminal illness….I got high standards like that….

Thanks to the internet….I don’t need to pay attention…here is the clip.

Posted in:Kathryn Barnhardt|NSFW

2012

16

Oct

Ashley Greene Boring in Marie Claire November 2012

You’d hope some bottom feeder at the top of her game would have stepped it up bit for any photoshoot she does…you know suggesting a little more tit or vagina lip…even though she doesn’t really need to since the majority of her whoring has already happened and that’s the whole reason she’s riding at the top….

She’s some talentless Twilight scumbag Florida trash who managed to get into a franchise, develop a fan base she didn’t deserve, and strategically date/fuck/pretend to remain a virgin with to speak to that audience…and the whole thing mocks the industry….especially when she gets away with shoots like this…with zero sleaze in them…defeating the whole point of her being a whore…you see….it’s like when your favorite hooker finds a rich boyfriend and stops stripping…just wasted willing hooker talent….

Keep them bitches in the gutter is what I say.

Posted in:Ashley Greene

2012

16

Oct

Anja Konstantinova Tits in Born to Model for French Review of the Day

Anja Konstantinova despite her name is not some war torn Eastern European survivor…all communist and owned by the Russian mob and traded internationally for sex….

She is just some Australian model who’s parents were communist Ballerina’s who escaped the shit…cuz kids never quite understand their parents struggles…all spoiled and shit….

She has done a couple of campaigns, she is topless in this video I stole from Youtube for something called French Review cuz Youtube is a fucking porn site…more people masturbate to than you know….and I want to have sex with her.

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2012

16

Oct

Imogen Thomas Pregnant in a Bikini on the Beach of the Day

I posted this Imogen Thomas Glamor Model Turned Pregnant Pic last week…and I guess this pic is round 2.

There is just something lovely about seeing a topless model, who has the morals and values of an opportunist stripper, who figures if she takes off her shirt, shows her tits for money and low level fame, that land her reality TV gigs and football (soccer player) sperm…..that turns me on….

Maybe it is cuz she’s gonnna pass on her classy ways to another generation….cuz normally I find pregnant chicks disgusting…the whole reproduction thing is disgusting…but then again, I’ve always had a thing for pregnant escorts, strippers and crackwhores….it entertains me.


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2012

16

Oct

Rachel Fox and Her Bikini for Instagram of the Day

You probably don’t know who Rachel Fox is, because I didn’t know who she was and I know everything….even when I forget most things thanks to alcoholism and not really caring cuz there are just so many girls out there trying to make it….and who have made it in some capacity or another….that it is just hard to keep track….

This is what her twitter says:

Kayla on Desperate Housewives, Chloe in Dream House & Holly on Melissa & Joey.

This is what her twitter does….at least this is what matters…at least according to me…cuz her useless rants, blurbs and bullshit to promote herself…are nothing compared to her half naked “Look at me please” pics…

Posted in:Rachel Fox

2012

16

Oct

Anne Vyalitsyna Nipples for Numero #137 of the Day

Anne Vyalitsyna is also marketed as Anne V. probably best known for being in SI Swinsuit since 2005 and a few Victoria’s Secret Fashion Shows….or maybe the highlight of her model career, you know that stamp of approval that her Russian communist ass finally made it was when she started dating Adam Levine from Maroon 5, the band that produces some of the most irritating music in the history of commercial radio play that makes me want to rip out my fucking eyes and shove them violently in my ears, hoping to never face a world that allows shit like him to happen…..but maybe I’m a little too worked up about this nonsense, when I should just be looking at his hot model ex girlfriend’s nipples in a fashion shoot for Numero….true frucking story.

Posted in:Anne Vyalitsyna

2012

16

Oct

Candice Swanepoel for Instagram of the Day

Nice and greased up and in her bathing suit for her instagram, reminding me of an erotic jelly wrestling match I once had with a fat chick, only she’s not fat at all, she’s a tiny, fit, amazing little package, who might be more of an Aids cocktail than a hotel bar cocktail kind of girl…you know the kind of girl who is shiny thanks to topical ointment for her AIDS lesions like she was Tom Hanks in that AIDS movie….thanks to getting tattoos or her ears pierced or sharing a drink or fucked by her farm’s field workers when she was 14 and rebelling….but none of that matters, with the medical advances in AIDS, you can live forever with the shit, and guilting a girl who looks like this for the rest of your life, wouldn’t be such a bad deal….not that any of us are fucking her…but you get what I am saying and if you don’t…it is that she’s lovely.

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2012

16

Oct

Kaley Cuoco in Esquire Latin America of the Day

I assume these Kaley Cuoco pics for Esquire Latin America are old, recycled and I am not just saying that becasue I think Latin Americans are second rate citizens who are always a few steps behind, slower to the gate, lazier to produce….and the first to take a break when the boss isn’t looking….I am saying that because the pics look familiar….the “Happy Anniversary” on the mirror seems to be in English….

I guess we’ll just have to wait for her fans to call these pics out for being old you know they will know cuz she’s marketed hard to the nerds and nerds are very loyal…so loyal at least one of them has probably wall papered his wall in these pics….so when he smears his ejaculate on the

But since they are new to me I’m posting them – even if I think she’s overrated and boring…she’s in lingerie.

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