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2022

15

Dec

Camila Mendes Butt Shot of the Day

Camila Menes has grown on me. I don’t know if she got a neck enlarger like those African tribes that put those plates on their necks to give them that long neck syndrome, which is probably racist and a hate crime to say, but you know what I mean…..

Because there was a time when I thought Camila Mendes was poorly cast as Veronica Lodge, also probably a racist thing to say, but it wasn’t because she’s some kind of Mexican or Latina, I don’t care about that shit, I just thought she wasn’t as hot as the Veronica Lodge I used to fantasize about when I read Archie Comics, you know a hot rich girl to save me…..instead of the fat, disabled, on disability, but has decent credit and lets me mooch off her that I married….which is basically the sugar momma on a budget that ensures roof over my head and snack foods in the cupboard, since she’s fat….

Anyway, she manged to get hot enough in recent months, I assume it’s fitness and she’s in some hunger magazine with her ass out, probably photoshopped but still an ass, and since that’s the only pic of the set worth staring at….and since her ass is hotter than anything else about her…I figured I’d run with it….and by run I mean slow walk.

I guess her face is looking a little hard now that it comes on a neck, but with a neck, so can you.

That was a come joke, I mean if this isn’t an 18 year creative journey, I don’t know what it is…

She posted a bikini selfie and looked hotter than in the photoshoot…

Cami Mendes deserves her dreamer status cuz she’s a dream….

I am in Canada and don’t even know what that means….and she’s not really all that dreamy, but whatever.

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2022

15

Dec

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Thongs are so shitty, they barely cover the asshole….or maybe that makes them less shitty than actual panties, we need a pervert scientist out there conducting a fecal matter per square inch on a pair of panties purchased off some random whores who sell their panties on twitter….you know the important scientific research that will bring some credibility back to science after it was bastardized with marketing campaigns like “TRUST THE SCIENCE”…

The point of the story is that for a panty, the thong is a shitty design for doing what a panty is meant to do, but a great design for seeing the assholes the panty is meant to color, and thus a gateway to seeing assholes by girls who otherwise would be too shy to be showing asshole, since they aren’t that kind of girl….you know, the kind who gets naked on the internet kind of girl…but as long as the panty is on….it’s good.

I guess the thong is good for panty-lines or to avoidance of pantylines….when a bitch could just not wear underwear at all in those instances of needing no pantylines….it’s the more frugal and fun way to do it but maybe they don’t want their pussie sliming the pants they don’t want pantylines in so that they can LIVE to see another day.

So much complexity to the ASSHOLE behind thong….and it’s time to be asking these hard hitting questions to get to the TRUTH in this over censored, manipulated, fake news era of “WHAT DO I BELIEVE”…..

Or you can just look at the assholes behind thongs like a half retard…that works too.

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2022

15

Dec

Iskra Lawrence is Scared of Fruit of the Day

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Unless the fruit is battered, covered in cheese, part of some sort of baked good, she wants nothing to do with it….at least that’s what I am getting from this fat girl in underwear or is that a bikini, at a certain size, it doesn’t really matter, it just remains a little confusing as to why it is a two piece….

The truth is that eating fruit could make a motherfucker fat, there’s sugar and carbs in it, but I guess all the fibre and nutrients makes it an enemy for the fat chick….or the chick who has made a fortune as the fat chick…when I don’t think she was a fat chick at all.

I have this theory that Iskra Lawrence is a FAT chick, that’s undeniable, and she’s made money as a fat chick, but she wasn’t a fat chick from the start, she was trying to be a regular sized model, hated the pressure and saw a window to run with as a fat model, so she planned a viral video, made it happen and overnight she was the voice of fat girls who fat girls could look up to, relate to and think they are hot and worthy too….in other words, she’s a fucking villain…

So yeah….Here’s Iskra excited over food, mad or angry it’s not cake, still happy it’s not lettuce…

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2022

15

Dec

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Tis the Season for Titty Drops….fun for the whole fucking family this Holiday Season….

Titty Drops are the Christmas dance missing in every Holiday televised Christmas show, to low budget Hallmark movie, to those at the local Church on Choir Night, to the Christmas market downtown….or even Midnight mass since there was no birth of Christ which people seem to forget is the reason we celebrate Christmas without some mammaries…that’s my official way to integrate titty drops into mainstream Christmas content, not that e need excuses for tits, we just fucking love them just the way they are.

Titty drops can be passed around the Christmas table at Christmas Dinner, or even placed under the tree….they are versatile like that, all you need to do is find the motherfucking titty.

So today, we celebrate the titty drop, it’s Thursday, part of what we do.

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2022

15

Dec

Caylee Cowan See Through of the Day

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Caylee Cowan was an LA scenester girl who was aspiring to be an actress, as girls who are trafficked to LA tend to do and I assume she got some traction and met some of the best handlers in the business because she used those tits to get some attention, we’ve seen those tits at least once or twice before, but now she’s in the big leagues….

She’s now Casey Affleck’s big set of tits that he can call his own and take around the world as some kind of partner, sex doll, fleshlight, muse….and you can see through her fancy wife to the stars while wanting to be a star dress right to the Casey Affleck owned tits…

I’m not hating, it’s actually a better hustle than most of the LA girls who dream of that kind of celebrity daddy, while running an OnlyFans,

However, hanging out with an actor is likely way worse than selling lame nudes and paying an Indian call center worker to sext with stranger as you, because, actors are the fucking worst, self involved, faggots who look in the mirror while practicing their lines….validated with their fame and money….so you know it’s probably something you’d have to be heavily medicated for which in this era, we’ll assume she is….just based on big pharma stats.

Point of the story, if I was Caylee Cowan, I’d consider being Casey Affleck’s tits a win…and since I am just some pervert on the internet, I consider staring at Casey Affleck’s tits a win.

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2022

15

Dec

Stefan’s Nip Slip Round Up of the Day

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I have one friend, his name is Stefan and he works as a hairdresser. I know what you’re thinking, with a name like Stefan and a job like Hairdressing, he must be a queer, but the reality is he got into the business because he had a women’s hair fetish, ever since his mother used to make him brush her hair after her bath 100 strokes, while she was nude, her mom breasts spilling over into poor Stefan’s face, he’s wanted to recreate that sense of comfort…..definitely weird, inappropriate, therapy worthy sex arousal from his naked mom that he tries to get it in her working life…..so he plays up the gay thing, it’s better for the sex talks the women have with him unguarded and when he gets their shirts off or convinces them to go braless for comfort…they think nothing of it….he was doing the gay for sex thing longer than these trans people masturbating in the women’s lockerrooms….so in ways he’s an innovator, a leader….

Anyways, his other fetish besides women’s hair is NIPSLIPS and he sends me NIPSLIP videos often..so this is that round-up.

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2022

15

Dec

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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With all the moon worshipping satanists out there running our world, there has been a pretty aggressive attack on the sun. What was once called global warming, until the globe stopped warming, so it was re-branded climate change, which is likely perfectly normal to have happen, while pinning the blame on the end consumer, mom and pop and their plastic straws, but not the industrial manufacturers who are actually poisoning everyone, but since they make a lot of money and pay off the right people, you motherfuckers need to drink out of a paper straw that melts in your mouth three sips into a drink….or you motherfuckers need to be shamed by crazy ladies when they see you idling outside the grocery store because it is cold out there….or you motherfuckers start buying electric thinking that it’s better for the environment without realizing that it still takes ENERGY to charge…

It’s a lie….and it’s ALL the suns fault, so we better dim that motherfucker, can’t be any real consequences from that….

Then there’s the whole vitamin D deficiency, a hormone you get from the sun, but aren’t getting from the sun, because they’ve dimmed the sun or made you scared of the sun…even though that hormone apparently prevents all kinds of illnesses and diseases…like COVID…

It makes looking at tanlines pretty intense….are these girls rebels who don’t care about the propaganda around the sun….or are they sun haters who created these tanlines out of a package and does it really matter….should nature’s highlighter that can be recreated for your sunless pod life through chemicals really wroth analyzing and thinking about….or should we just look at the fucking tanlines, say “surfs up, beach party, beach vacation fantasy time”…..I think ya’ll know the answer….

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2022

15

Dec

Camera Trickery and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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What Do you Want for Xmas?

Big ASs in a White Dress

Roller Skating Lies

Deep Stretch

The Stages of a Relationship Through Outfits

Drummer Tits

Boys vs Girls at the Public Toilet

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2022

14

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’ve said all I’ve had to say for the day, not that it is life changing….but it’s all I had to say….other than….WATCH OUT FOR THE DEMONS…and click on some stepLINKS

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Alessandra Ambrosio Cameltoe in Leggings
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Olivia Jade in a Skimpy Outfit
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Jennifer Lopez is a Killer Bride
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Jonah Hill Sells his Malibu Home
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Walmart Shopper Gets Tased
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How Flight Attendants are Trained
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Artist Draws a Realistic 3D Glass
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Margot Robbie Sits Down with Carrie Mulligan
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Selena Gomez in a Skirt
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Salma Hayek’s got her tits out
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Zoe Saldana at the Avatar Premiere
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Sigourney Weaver at the Avatar Premiere
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Kaley Cuoco’s Pregnancy Walk
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Halle Bailey is not Halle Barry you Racists
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Sklyer Fucks a Banana
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20 People Having a Shit Day
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Testing the Ass Grip
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Masked Friend Helps Out
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2022

14

Dec

Denise Richards Brings the Old Ass of the Day

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I’ve heard all kinds of rumors that Denise Richards was one of Heidi Fleiss’ girls, now you may not remember who Heidi Fliess was, and I barely do, but from my memory she was a madame who basically passed eager LA girls around to the right high paying customers. There are similar whore rings on instagram because rich guys are degenerates and don’t care.

When she was married to porn loving HIV positive Charlie Sheen, it was safe to assume she transcended basic whoredom and hit the mother load, the golden palace of whore and I assume she’s seen some shit in doing that or being part of that.

So seeing her sell nudes, edited so hard they are cartoon or AI filter versions of NUDES, but still selling nudes to some thirsty fans as part of what I assume is a deal with OnlyFans at the top level, not like she’s hustling for subscribers like a basic whore….she’s Denise Richards people….

I still think this is part of some ritualistic humiliation procedure in their SATANIC regimes, for her overlords to know she still stands by selling her body and soul to them, and hasn’t strayed like Ellen’s Back-Up Dancer who “Suicided” himself….because you know when they push the suicide story, selling it on us it’s always suicide and never someone trying to escape the grip on them….

Anyway, proving her loyalty or whatever it is she is doing, means nudes, and we like nudes, no matter how weird they are…or how weird the motivation is.

: sididis.com

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