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2022

14

Dec

Workout Wednesday of the Day

Workout Girls….

That’s really the only lesson that anyone should be taught…I mean that and sucking dick proper….

You know fuck learning important things like finance, like taxation, like making money, like actual life skills….all you need to know is to be fit…and how to suck dick….and you can learn the rest along the way….or have some rich guy do it for you because you’re more valuable when you’re fit and know how to suck dick.

No matter how much they want you to think that fit girls are bad, the fitness is bad, that fat is good, you know that’s just a fucking lie….they just don’t want you getting in the way and it’s easier to put you in a pod when you’re sick, unhealthy, unable to move your fat ass out of the pod they have you in while feeding you more slop to keep you sick and fat, and distracting you with porn and other shit on the screen.

Point of the story is that fit girls, even the scary ones are better than the alternative….so Workout Girls…

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2022

14

Dec

Leni Klum is Hugging the Big Titty Friend of the Day

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I have said it before, because it’s true and you can never go wrong with the truth, and that truth is that I have facial recognition blindness, I don’t know if I’ve always had it, or if it was from a head injury or hard drinking, or maybe some early dementia, but I cannot recognize a motherfucker unless I really know them well, or unless they have something that’s hard to un-see, like a birth defect.

So living in this world of face filters and face filters leaves me thinking I am in attack of the clones….even trannies look like all the girls on social media and even in person…because the look can be bought and the whole thing is fucking weird.

When coming across these Leni Klum pics, because we assume that she’s a new face, or new set of tits bigger than our head who will make it in the world, in part due to daddy issues of being the Heidi Klum kid that wasn’t raised by her bio dad….but also because her mom is the always consistent for attention fame whore Heidi Klum….meaning for the sake of the family and ego, Leni will be pushed, promoted, employed…just look at HEIDI KLUM’S SLUT OUTFIT AT AVATAR EVENT despite being old.

So when coming across the pics, not in a cum tribute, print it up and jerk off to it way, I couldn’t figure out if Leni and her tits were on the right or if Leni and her tits were on the left because there are tits on the left….I also couldn’t figure out if the girl on the left was Lily Rose Depp, or just some other clown muppet of instagram, probably bred in the same Eugenics lab or cloning station as this one, and I realized….who fucking cares, check out them tits on the friend….even though they all look the fucking same…

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2022

14

Dec

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Pussy Wedgies are more than just a fetish, or an accidental thing that happens when you have internal genitals, rockin’ a real lie gash, or a silicon insert that looks like a gash, since the world seems to want to replace natural born women, who do amazing things like mother children, with dudes who dress-up like women because they’ve decided they are women and for the most part live out their lives in the most stereotypical way you’d present a woman, you know as you’d expect from a dude…..”I like boys, shopping, dresses, and doing my make-up”…it’s all so offensive, but a great way to get into the women’s lockerroom, make their insanity work for you.

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel…..if you know what I mean.

ANYWAY, pussy wedgies are more than an intentional trend, they are a way of life…
I don’t know what I mean, but I do know that staring a pussy through clothing is a good way to pass the time…you know something to seek out and find, you urban explorer…and they aren’t so hard to find…and they are always fun when they are found….

PUSSY WEDGIE SCAVENGER HUNT stars now.

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2022

14

Dec

Renee Olstead Does Hot Titty Selfies of the Day

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Renee Olstead is a Hollywood Drop Out who clearly had some struggles or saw some shit, because instead of retiring after being on a show or two, she decided to hit the exclusive content of OnlyFans running, which is kind of out of character for someone in the entertainment industry.

I am not saying that they aren’t sexualized or that they aren’t sexually assaulted in their rise to getting on TV, I’m not even saying they aren’t some brainwashed slaves who do what their handlers tell them to do, I am not saying they don’t like to get their fuck on, or that they aren’t horny or into porn…it’s just weird for them to hop into that shit…

Sure, girls would get naked in the industry, for jobs, for money, for some hype, but to walk away and make it a job is weird…maybe it’s a redhead thing, I mean Maitland Ward had the same hustle, only she missed out on a ton of money and opportunity when slowly getting into the porn thing….but it worked alright for her and what Renee is doing is more artsy boudoir nudes than trashy porn, so she’s still probably able to get back to acting when ready….it’s once the dick sucks and ass fucks happen when they usually don’t cast you in a teen comedy….but in this era, they probably would….everyone’s a pervert….and I’ve always been a pervert….so I welcome the new guests to our pervert world…it’s actually almost annoying that everyone is a pervert and is probably why I’ve found god…..so thanks for that….

Here are them tits in selfie!

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2022

14

Dec

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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I do this post for inclusivity, because we’re a diverse people an there is no weight limit to ride the getting naked on the itnernet train, but there is definitely a weight limit to ride everything else, because fat is fucking dangerous, not just to the fat person but to everyone around it….especially on a small airplane, or at an all you can eat buffet….you get where I am going with this…

I do this fat inclusivity content as a reminder that fat really isn’t beautiful and I don’t believe the fat women who pretend that it is, who cosplay as hot chicks now that they make sexy outfits in their size, really believe in their lies….

In fact, I would argue that the fat white woman, who for whatever reason, thinks being fat is not unhealthy or disgusting, but instead pretends it’s not a real health crisis and refuses to address the deep rooted issues that made her fat, ignoring calorie conversations and eating anything she can because she can……is a fucking lunatic crazy person.

It’s always the obese ladies who are the most miserable, buying up everything sold to them, not just junk food, in hopes of finding happiness, while still remaining fat.

They are the ones who are alone but participate in hook-up culture to feel wanted, when they know they are just being used as a novelty, amusement park ride, way to get off….

Or they are the married ones who hate their cuck husbands and dominate them as they order them around from their mobility scooters…

They are the voices of outrage on twitter yelling about the marginalized, thinking for whatever reason that they have it better or that they are an authority on marginalized people, it’s the only think they feel superior to I guess, SAVIOR COMPLEX or some shit…

They spew the propaganda, and I guess you’d have to because if you didn’t, you’d have to come to terms with how fat is unhealhty….they fight for masks and healthcare while being fat and vile, they hate white men, misogynists, all the woke talking points, and they are ANGRY about it….hating everyone on their quest to get noticed, to matter, to change the world…and it’s all pretty tiring and worth ignoring….but some people find this hot, so here’s my post for inclusivity, you sick fucks…

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2022

14

Dec

Britney Spears Hostage in The Shower of the Day

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I don’t go on social media because it rapes the minds of everyone on social media, so I prefer to associate with people who are not on social media, which unfortunately, is pretty much no one but homeless people, criminals trying to hide from the world, and half retards who can’t figure it out….IT WORKS FOR ME.

In not sitting on social media eagerly waiting for these cunts to post something racy, since there is so much raciness in content, that the whole barometer or whatever measuring stick you use to determine what racy content is, has shifted to near porn….and some are posting actual porn….because a girl has to get noticed, while being sex positive and empowered, you know how it is.

So we’ve got normies turning 18 and eagerly launching their onlyfans to sell butthole pics they’ve always wanted to take, but they weren’t able to take, because it was illegal for them to take them, but now that it’s legal, FULL THROTTLE and it’s hardly as bad as the other girls on the internet that dudes are jerking off to…..

I guess the argument would be the GOALPOSTS of nudity has moved and we’re alright with that and apparently so is Britney Spears, not that this is actually Britney Spears, since I think Britney Spears is dead or locked in a basement somewhere being tortured by her handlers, but it sure is someone pretending to be Britney, or just old content of Britney they had lying around that they figure will make the right amount of noise in this humilation process…so the girl worth 100s of millions of dollars, shoots weird shower in her underwear videos for social media, on a phone that makes the content look worse than early shower videos I used to make of sluts on my camcorder in the analog days.

It makes no sense, but she’s topless, so distract me with that…..how about going full throttle, none of these cocktease, grey area, waking that line of smut and weird even though we all know the real Britney fodder being passed around the industry is more on the snuff side of things…

If you’re into kept women, brainwashed and confused into doing weird shit topless…and I know you are….Here’s Britney Bitch.

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2022

14

Dec

Cowboy Panty Flash and Other Youtube Shorties the Day

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Disney Branded Pussy Flex

Producing Important Content

Big Stretch

Showing Off her Fat Ass

Subway Show Fetish Porn

What’s up with this one Youtube?

Chiropractor Fetish

Just two Asses in Pyjama Pants

Racy Gym Outfit

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2022

14

Dec

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I figure that at this point in the game, everyone smokes weed, so there are plenty of hot model chicks out there getting high to deal with their anxiety, eating disorders, self hatred from all the dudes they fuck for money, not love, as they navigate this vapid world of superficial and disgusting materialism that can take a toll on a bitch, even making her jack her face up with chemicals to make herself look like a Kardashian because that’s what she’s decided is the new standard of beauty….even though the Kardashians have been and always will be, ugly chicks pretending to be hot….

Oh the internet, how it rapes our souls…

So yeah, hot chicks smoke weed, some of these chicks are hot, but the majority of girls promoting weed, like activists or as a hook to make them seem cool, might be a little too into weed, which is not that hot…

The good news is they are sedated and won’t put up too much of a fight when you try to finger them, so long as you bring snacks….

The other good news is that according to some psychologist I listened to the other day, weed smokers are probably less crazy because apparently the real psychos and schizos hate weed because it’s not meth….it calms their inner demons and they don’t like that….so weed girls are potentially less insane than meth heads…HOT….if you’re into boring.

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2022

13

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Never forget all the half retards out there who are medicated on anti-depressants even though they don’t work…because mental health is a fucking myth and the placebo effect on anti-depressants are no different than the actual benefits of the anti-depressants…except without all the fun side effects like being suicidal….and a fucking wimp who cries about how he needs his meds or his mental health is acting up….instead of just drinking themselves numb like a normal person…embracing the crazy, the rage, the demons like a normal person…not some lobotomized idiot who can’t get it up…..

They all have parasites in their brains…controlling them…and thus controlling us….

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2022

13

Dec

Sophie Mudd Rid Em Cowgirl of the Day

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Sophie Mudd’s Pressed Holiday Hams for the Holidays are exciting…Chistmas spirit shit….not that they are called pressed hams, I am sure there’s an internet name for the titty smoosh, but when I was younger, a person pressing their ass against the buss window, or any window was called a pressed ham. that was 100 years ago so I don’t know if that is still a thing or if you can call the squishing of a tit against a window a pressed ham also….maybe it’s called boob ironing, boob smothering or maybe you don’t have to use the word boob at all and just call it titties in the window….who cares what the fucking name of it is, it’s about what it looks like and what it represents and that’s some weirdness, especially if this is from her paid site, which it probably is.

So yes, Sophie Mudd has monster boobs, but for a while tried the legitimate career from the audience she built off her boobs, only to realize she cold make stupid money from her boob loving fans if she gave them a little more boob, but in being a classy lady who sells partial nude content, she’d never give them what they want…the nipple…since being able to size it up and figure it out would mean getting what they wanted out of her….and unsubscribing….

So instead of doing nice, classy, nude content with her giant boobs people love and pay for, she does high school level shit where she’s got the boob out, but the nipple taped up, so she feels like it’s not the full boob, and it all comes across as being real fucking dumb….just show the damn titty girl.

Could you imagine being one of her simp losers paying her every month for her content, only to get this novelty shit you’d expect to see at a college party, WITHOUT the nipple tape in the way.

I know I’d be pretty fucking mad, no matter HOW giant her tits are….as a host body, she’s being pretty embarrassing with those tits.

She was given a responsibilty, a BIG BIG responsibility and she’s letting us all down…but I’ll still stare at the Pressed Hams for Christmas dinner….they’re tits smothered against a fucking window…not the hottest way to present us with a tit….BUT still a tit.

Anyway, she also hopped onto the COWBOY trend and it looked pretty good to me…..

BIG boobs matter….even on TINY TIT TUESDAY..

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