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2012

10

Oct

Cameron Diaz for Esquire by Terry Richardson Revisited of the Day

I already posted most of these pics of CAMERON DIAZ FOR ESQUIRE HALF NAKED IN FETISH GEAR because I am amazing at the internet…

But I figured I’d post the versions of the pics that the photographer of the shoot put up on his own site TERRYSDIARY ….cuz I guess these ones are his famous….but more importanly cuz I like revisiting shit that confuses me, as much as it turns me on, cuz she looks awesome….even though I know she’s not all that awesome for the most part….but she made the right choices…like not making babies….and possibly getting little implants….

Posted in:Cameron Diaz

2012

10

Oct

Lindsay Lohan Forgive Each Other of the Day

So the biggest story in celebrity gossip no one cares about…or that no one should care about…but that people care about…cuz their own lives suck…is that Lindsay Lohan referred to a CRAZY 1 and Dina Lohan referred to as Crazy 2 got into a blowout fight, Crazy 1 called Michael Lohan or Crazy 3 was called to call the cops cuz Crazy 2 was jacked on Coke and losing her shit on Crazy 1, Crazy 2 made her limo driver lock Crazy 1 in the car so Crazy 1 did the sane thing and seeked help from Crazy 3 who she’s not supposed tto be talking to cuz she hates him….but now they are hugging because life is so hard on their spoiled brat lives and they love each other and their fight was stupid….overreacting in crisis then everything goes back to their normal which isn’t normal cuz that is what rich spoiled bra life is all about…and it’s making me so fucking horny right now.

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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2012

10

Oct

Candice Swanepoel for VSX Ads of the Day


Candice Swanepoel was my favorite Victoria’s Secret model for the last little while…I’d write her love letters as I anxiously awaited her boyfriend of 5 years to come out of the closet so that I could make my move ….but then one day someone commented under one of my posts…calling her out for having a shitty face….and I started looking at her differently…I was blinded by her hott body…and I was not aware of the fact that she wasn’t as amazing as I thought she was….and ever since that day…I’ve only been able to jerk off to pics of her from behind…you know with her head cropped out…cuz I’m romantic like that….not that I jerk off to pics of lingerie models….this isn’t the 90s and I have the internet….but if I did…it’d be focused and zoomed in on her great fucking ass…

Here she is promoting sports and fitness apparel with her great ass….apparel all girls should wear to the gym to motivate dudes to go to the gym…..even though all girls I see at the gym are fat and trying to look like this…..the world is one flawed system after another.

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2012

10

Oct

Krysten Ritter for Prestige Magazine of the Day


Krysten Ritter is some awkward Katy Perry impersonator looking girl…who apparently also acts in movies…..and is pretty unknown to me…bu making moves because magazines I’ve never heard of are doing photoshoos of her half naked in vintage bikinis or lingerie or whatever that is…all glamourous and not very erotic….and I’m posting it because I assume she has one fan….who is probably weird as fuck…and probably knows all her vitals and every line she’s ever spoke in movies…he memorizes them as he sketches her out of semen on his basement apartment wall…cuz that’s what happens when you do movies…you attract weirdos…..especially when you look like a weirdo….weirdo.

She’s so intense…..

Posted in:Krysten Ritter

2012

10

Oct

Leah Francis is Topless Glamour Model of the Day


Look at this Leah Francis….all topless for Zoo….doing that Glamour Model “I coulda been a stripper, but I do this instead”….all looking like a delicate flower that I want to nurture and protect and write love songs for…cuz you know a girl who let men take pics of them like this for the world of blue collar people who still buy magazines….in exchange for money have their priorities straight and are the kind of person you want to bring home to your mother…but more importantly…turn into a mother who can pass on these values to your kids….

Leah Frnancis…is my angel…but maybe I’m just blinded by her level of class and sophistication…

Posted in:Leah Francis|NSFW

2012

10

Oct

Jemina Kirke From Girls Topless and Pregnant for Vice of the Day

My lovely friends who I kinda hate but have to like even though they have gone mainstream along with hipsterism and in doing so have turned their back on me thanks to dollar signs and MTV financing….have done a pretty amazing…but not in an erotic way…shoot with hipster, artist, Bad Company Drummer Daughter, socialite, New Yorker, who is on the HBO Show Girls that I hear is Sex and The City for hipster ugly chicks, but that I refuse to watch….because it is about ugly chicks…and to me ugly chicks don’t exist and hearing about their fake sex lifes is totally uninteresting….

I am a firm believer that pregnancy represent prison and body destruction and freaky alien shit as a thing grows inside a pussy before ravaging it, so I don’t find this kind of behavior hot, erotic or the natural process of a woman….I find it horrible, scary and worse than a horror movie….I try not to be mean – cuz I like all girls who get naked when they don’ have to…but sometimes people make it impossible for me…

Here’s Jemina Kirke from girls topless and preggers for VICE. This is a grimey fucking shoot and she looks disgusting and that is amazing…


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Posted in:Jemina Kirke

2012

10

Oct

Some Topless Model Named Kristina Tsvetkova Shot by John Ciamillo of the Day

I have no idea when this photoshoot was shot….I just know it involves some 22 year old topless chick with a Russian sounding name…topless…and really who she is and what she does doesn’t matter…she’s interchangeable like all the communist escapees girls who have turned to the sex trade, only instead of paying them by the hour to let you fuck them in your penthouse apartment as her KGB pimp waits in a town car outside….she charges you by the day to take pics of her topless….and then she fucks you in your penthouse apartment for free…and the whole thing is quite fucking lovely…but not as lovely as her tits in this shoot…and who knows…maybe she did it for free

Posted in:Kristina Tsvetkova

2012

10

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


Remember….I’m not your real dad….so that makes all this ok….at least that’s what I tell all the girls I romance on social networking…because I am an internet lover not a hater…..and here are some morning links while I wash off this skype sex….

And Now, The Worst Parking Attempt Ever – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Ciara Price is a Super Sexy Blonde (SEMI NSFW)
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Incredible Leopard Kill Caught On Camera – VIDEO
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Evelyn Garcia Needs to Take It All Off (SEMI NSFW)
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Gues Who May Play Ms Marvel in Avengers 2?
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Watch Alessandra Ambrosio Do the “Gangnam Style” Dance
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Cam Show Girls That Will Make Your Day Better (NSFW)
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This Girl Has a Very Special Talent – VIDEO (NSFW)
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The 20 Awesomest GIFs of Animals Being Dicks
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I’d Like to Take Home a Piece of Courtney Sherber (NSFW)
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And Now, The Worst Bike Jump Ever – VIDEO
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Sexy Games, For Your Pleasure
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

09

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

All that matters in life is finding a girl who will lick your ass under any and all circumstances….

Here are some LINKS….

Hulk Hogan Confirms It’s Bubba The Love Sponge’s Wife Heather Clem In Sex Tape
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The Time Tom Cruise Got Spanked By a Cross Dressing Club Hostess
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Nun Caught Sealing Beer
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Eva Mendes Hot Photoshop
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Russian Breaks a Brick Over His Head
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Miranda Kerr Covers Cosmo South Africa
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Here’s a Fail Compilation With a Fantastic Karate Ending – VIDEO
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20 Accidentally Sexual Church Signs. Whoops!
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Nikki is Super Sexy By the Pool
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Jenny McCarthy Shows Off Some Red Hot Cleavage
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I’d Like to Be All Over Rosalia, That’s For Sure
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Roxanne Celeste is Wearing Thigh Highs and I Love It (SEMI NSFW)
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Check Out These FREE Web Cam Babes, You’ll Be Glad You Did (NSFW)
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Hayden Porter Wants to Get Your Motor Running, Literally and Figuratively!! (SEMI NSFW)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Miss Universe See Through Wet Bikini
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Probably Has A Bleached Asshole
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WATCH: Big Bird Plays the Victim Card in New Obama for America Ad – VIDEO
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Worst Bike Jump Ever
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Leiila Lopes / Miss Universe in a White Bikini
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Worst Parking Attempt
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Bad Ass Jet Ski Backflip
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Guess What These Horny Naked Triplets Are Up To? (NSFW)
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Win or Lose, You’re a Champion With Your Sexy Games (NSFW)
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Amber Lynn is Super Sexy in the Show (NSFW)
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Brittny Gastineau See Through (SITE NSFW)
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Nun Caught Stealing FOUR LOKO On Camera – VIDEO
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Parkour-Ish Fail. Kinda. – VIDEO (SITE NSFW)
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Hot Asian Babe Versus Gamer – VIDEO
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Tulisa Contostavlos White Panties Upskirt Thru Nylons (NSFW)
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Stacey Kiebler is Casual Hot
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Anastacia Photoshoot
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Yam Concepcion for FHM Philippines
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Selena Gomez Brings Out The Tits
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Braless Paris “Nipples” Hilton Goes To Turkey
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Cool Frisbee Tricks
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‘Arrested Development’ Reunion: Behind-the-Scenes Pics
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Selena Gomez Busty Spring Break Portraits
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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George Clooney Gives a Homeless Man Money
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Quite Possibly The Most Awesome Set Of Breast You Will Ever Lay Your Eyes Upon
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Nipples Be Free! a Gallery (NSFW)
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Florida Crazies: Man Dies After Guzzling Down “Dozens Of Roaches And Worms” In Roach-Eating Contest [Video]
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Gabriella is Vampy and I Like It
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Cam Girl Masturbates In Cornell Law & Engineering Libraries (NSFW)
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Some Ashley Benson Just Because
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Orgasms on Webcam (NSFW)
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That Time Jenny McCarthy Made Out With Playboy Playmates
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Tulisa Contostavlos Upskirt
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Dogs Go Crazy Over Balloon
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Hot Asian Vs Gamer
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Sarah Ann Macklin in British GQ
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Self Fisting Anal Babe
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Hot Girls Who Get Naked on the Internet for Free are my GFs….
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2012

09

Oct

Kelly Brook for Nuts of the Day

I don’t work for NUTS, but I should be their resident Glamour Model Titty taster at all their photoshoots because I think I’d be really good at that.

They have recruited, old tired, holding onto what she’s got because it is almost over..Kelly Brook…..and I would not mind tasting her titties cuz they are probably better than her abortion she pretended was a miscarriage….because it is good for business….but you know what she looks fucking awesome…


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Posted in:Kelly Brook