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2012

09

Oct

Michelle Ryan in Lingerie for Cabaret of the Day

Michelle Ryan is some Doctor Who actress who was also the Bionic Woman in 2007 and who is now kinda chubby for some Cabaret stage show….where she wears lingerie….and you’d think she woulda been doing squats 6 months before this happened….but she’s still half naked and that is worth looking at as far as I am concerned…even if it isn’t amazing….I figure any of you Dr Who fans, who are as crazy as Harry Potter fans…and as crazy as Dungeons and Dragons and World of Warcraft….and all that other geek shit….

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2012

09

Oct

Emily Blunt in Harper’s Bazaar Australia of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Emily Blunt for you virgin losers who lives in your mom’s basement and chronically masturbate all day….so much that you have vats filled with your semen that you plan on carving a wife out of….until you can afford a real doll of your own after making millions after all your video gaming and free time from all your social awkwardness help you create the next Facebook….you know how it is….

Well she’s been reported to be Ms Marvel in Avengers 2 – the next billion dollar piece of shit movie you will all be seeing…and she’s in Harper’s Bazaar Australia.

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2012

09

Oct

Lindsay Lohan’s Nipple in The Canyons Trailer of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan showed off some nipple for a split second in the trailer for The Canyons, some movie she got cast to play the whore in….and here’s the trailer….

The movie is about some sex crazed kids in their 20s, starring Lohan and pornster James Deen, which pretty much tells us how shit this movie is going to be, low budget, badly shot, and all the work Lohan can get….

The really interesting thing in all this is that I heard Lohan and James Deen shot a sex tape while filming this movie…and that there will lots of sex in his movie…so I’m just waiting for the highlight reel and more importantly for the sex tape to drop…cuz I think it is time we see Lohan fuck. She’s been around too long to keep that from us….

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2012

09

Oct

Robyn Lawley Fat Bikini Model of the Day

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The rumor is that Fat models are people too…I don’t believe it….

I wouldn’t know because when I see fat girls, including my wife, my brain kinda turns off and they become invisible, unless it is 3 am and I have a boner that needs tending to, in which case my survival mode kicks in and I’m ready to face fuck as long as none of my friends see me go home with the bitch…

But as I love of all half nakedness for money, even when it shouldn’t really be something bitch should be confident enough to pull off, I am gonna endorse her body as much as her doing this endorses obesity and diabetes to all the young girls in a “Love your body” campaign that is indirectly making everyone fat and unhealthy….instead of encouraging healt and fitness….

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2012

09

Oct

Isabeli Fontana Tight Dress for El Paris of the Day

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Isabeli Fontana is a Brazilian model who started modeling at 13….and who was in Victoria’s Secret at 16, because Victoria’s Secret are sex offender, child pornographers, bringing minors to homes across America that men masturbate to, without making the girls prove they are 18, in what I call a flaw in the fucking system, you know hypcorisy where billion dollar companies are above the fucking law when they should be locked up like he perverts they are…..she’s also been in SI….and was lised in the top 20 top earning models…making her the kind of model you’d wan to marry….at least that I’d want to marry….

Here she is in some photoshoot wearing a tight dress…all amazing…

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2012

09

Oct

Sara Jean Underwood Whores Out for Twitter of the Day

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Sara Jean Underwood posted some cleavage to her twitter because she’s only on the map from doing Playboy and cleavage ain’t a fucking thing for her, I mean why else would she buy herself some fake tits….she’s a whore trying to make it in the mainstream the only way a whore knows how and I am totally into that, even though she should go back to getting naked for money, instead of this cock teasing shit….

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2012

09

Oct

Salma Hayek for Harper’s Bazaar UK of the Day

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Salma Hayek may be Mexican, and thus a second rate citizen stealing your jobs….and she may be old, and those have no business being considered sexy, but she’s sure got some great fucking tits, that she is showing off nicely, like a good second rate citizen who is old in efforts to still matter…and it is working….

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2012

09

Oct

Bar Refaeli in Maxim India of the Day

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Pretty sure these are some recycled Bar Refaeli pics for Maxim India…cuz all the fringe markets…even if they have a population and readershipfar greater than America…just recycle old pics they’ve used…instead of paying for and setting up photoshoots for themselves…while being “new” to their readers who don’t have internet access and who are buying their bullshit magazines…and all I can think about is what curry smelling semen pile this shit is responsible for in the Slums of Bombay….

Here are the pics…

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2012

09

Oct

Sarah Harding See Through Leggings of the Day

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Sarah Harding is wearing her leggings the way all girls should wear their leggings and that is with underwear underneath it because underwear under leggings always make leggings see through…while no underwear under leggings make leggings act as pants…cuz for some reason leggings are only see through with underwear…modern science must have an explanation for it..

I don’t know how many times I’ve been walking behind a girl in a black pair of leggings totally unaware that her underwear is fully exposed in a way that she might as well not be wearing pants….because she either likes it or because she doesn’t have friends, family, boyfriends nice enough to tell her what’s going on….but I do know I love every single time it has happened….even in pictures of useless UK fabricated popstars pushing 30….

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2012

09

Oct

Diane Kruger is Pantsless for Marie Claire France of the Day

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Diane Kruger is some bitch who is pushing 40 who is probably best known for being in a long term relatonship with Joshua Jackson that weenie from Dawson Creek…yes I just called someone a weenie…but only cuz that’s the best word to describe Joshua Jackson….

Or maybe she is know for her own stab at hollywood being in shitty blockbusters like Troy and National Treasure and the upcoming National Treasure 3 whatever else she has done before this glorious photoshoot of her pantsless for Marie Claire France….

What matters is that she is german and thus likes shitting on and being shit on….and that what makes her really matter…

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