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2012

29

Sep

Spencer Scott is Twistys Treat of the Day

Her name is Spencer Scott…She’s 5’4 and 110 pounds and has 34 D natural implants…..her waist is size 23 and her hips 33….and she’s this month’s Twisty’s Treat….

I like looking at pictures of half naked girls….even if they are just stereotypically hot…like someone ripped out the pages of a 1990s Playboy spread and tried to re-create it….you know the kind of lady you see elegantly dancing with her Bunny tattoo on her hip….the kind of girl you bump into in her velour sweat suit and platform shoes and feel amazed actually exists…..the kind of girl you want to marry….and have babies with because you know it would be nothing by flowers and butterflies….with no drama…you just aren’t on enough steroids and don’t have enough tribal tattoos to make it happen….

From what I gather in my hard hitting journalism research…Spencer Scott lived the Playboy dream….and decided to just get into porn….when the reality that being in Playboy isn’t what it was for Pam Anderson, Carmen Electra, and all the other pre-internet Playboy girls….

Sure her porn is masturbating and girl on girl…but that’s the gateway to the vile shit that is being produced and that you love so much….it’s just an amazing cycle of showing tits and vagina….trying to get paid, famous, and make all the money you can before retiring….and that’s better than working as a Secretary.

Here’s what she had to say:

I started modeling for Playboy and after that I just decided I wanted to get into porn.

For a partner, you have to have a good sense of humor and confidence. That’s extremely sexy to me. I also LOOOVE great kissers! That’s where you see all the passion and know right away.

I hope you guys masturbate real hard and real long to my photos

I think by doing this post….Spencer Scott and I are officially dating…too bad my idea of a great kiss is getting a blowjob.


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2012

29

Sep

Emily Scott is Hot in FHM France of the Day

People get mad at me when I call girls strippers….but they don’t get that I love strippers…I spend the 100 dollars I make off the site a month on strippers and the reality is that strippers don’t like me…they target me…bullshit me with retard conversation….they just ask me for my money like a homeless beggar without charming or seducing me…cuz the smart girls all have real jobs…or are Glamour Models…and it just leads to frustration….don’t these girls understand that all I want from them is to give a lot of lap dances so they can support my life of luxury while I sit on the couch drinking all day….it’s such an easy request….just like getting famous or a fan base when you’re a chick with tits is easy….all you have to do is be able to live with yourself….and these girls are totally into that…Hey! stop calling my girlfriend a slut. Jerk.

Posted in:Emily Scott

2012

29

Sep

Car Chase Suicide of the Day

I don’t know you, but this is crazy…..here’s a dude in a car chase being covered by the local news….shooting himself in the fucking head.

1 – I hate suicide and think all people who commit suicide should be shot, but since they’ve already done it, and we can’t do it again, I feel their death should not be respected as they didn’t respect their own life.

You see kids die of cancer everyday….none of them want to die….they want to be normal and playing with their friends….and here some cocksucker goes and disrespects their will to live by shitting on his own life….

I do it for the kids…

2- I hate putting death or gore videos on the site, cuz I like girls and babes and the nice side of life….and I also like hookers, addicts, poverty, white trash, retards and all other things I like laughing at…..but the reason I am posting it is cuz YOUTUBE did and so did FOX cuz the reporter’s reaction is fucking amazing….Live TV is the best.

I do it for the comedic aspect to all the darkness…ya heard.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2012

28

Sep

Miley Cyrus is so Hot Right Now of the Day


Miley Cyrus may not be the future…her time may be done…her lesbian haircut may be a little too 15 year old girl at the mall trying to be hard and full of angst….all bi sexual hipster gone mainstream shit….but I’d sure be into K-Feding her and her muppet face…it’d be a life I’d be willing to live…spending her Disney Money like I was her parents….but it’ll never happen so I’ll just stare at pics of her doing menial errands…cuz that shit is porn to me…it’s the basis of all my public masturbation…


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Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2012

28

Sep

Georgia Salpa for FHM UK of the Day

Georgia Salpa is the fucking future…I have no idea who she is but I want to write love songs to her….about our undying love…our real love…about wanting to know what love is and I want her to show me…she’s the kind of girl I could spend the rest of my life staring at while she sleeps in bed next to me…the mother of my children who I hate cuz they are mooches who stole my freedom…but who I tolerate cuz they let me stick with her…Georgia Salpa is my soul mate…she just doesn’t know it yet….she’s so classy.

Posted in:Georgia Salpa

2012

28

Sep

Blake Lively’s Wife Legs in Instyle of the Day


There’s just something about looking at married chicks in magazines that does absolutely nothing for me….I guess knowing they are good enough for some other dude doesn’t inspire…unless it is real life and I’m making her cheat on dude…cuz that’s just like sport…and I always like winning at breaking the horrible stereotype that marriage is about loyalty, love, togetherness til death does you part…you gang of lying, cheating cunts….

But in defense of married girls….I never found Blake Lively worth lookin at…

here are the pics anyway….

Posted in:Blake Lively

2012

28

Sep

Jessica Alba Ass Scatcher of the Day


There is something that comes with being a mother that is amazing and beautiful….but there is so much more that comes with being a mother that is fucking disgusting….like the fact that these women spend so much time in doctor’s offices spread…or dealing with puking, shitting babies, even if the nanny does most of the work….coupled with hormones and exhaustion that lead to doing inappropriate shit like scratching your hermorhoided mom ass in public cuz your designer panties are irritating them….and for some reason I like this better than when bitches are young, conservative prude…giving up is awesome.


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Posted in:Jessica Alba

2012

28

Sep

2013 SI Swimsuit Calendar of the Day


Cintia Dicker – Alyssa Miller – Jessica Gomes – Genevieve Morton are in the first preview of the SI Calendar tha will be in the stockings of ghetto homes nation wide this X-Mas…thanks mom and dad for the shittiest fucking gift ever…I’ve already seen all these pics last february when they were in the magazine…but more importantly…I don’t need a fucking calendar I have a computer, phone and all things that make calendar’ obsolete…but the bitches are hot…and here are the pics….

Posted in:SI

2012

28

Sep

Candice Swanepoel for Victoria’s Secret of the Day


Anyone who says Candice Swanepoel has a shitty face is clearly not looking at what is important….her ass.

Maybe I am bias since she’s my gf who doesn’t know it yet….but I think she’s perfect…even in these boring fucking pics from Victoria’s Secret….

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2012

28

Sep

Lindsey and her Hipster Bush for Terry Richardson of the Day


I don’t know how I feel about this hipster….sure she’s skinny and tall and a lot like a model…but her face is like a horror movie victim trying to struggle to stay alive after being attacked….

These hipster with their sexual ambiguity and fashion sense…make it confusing for me…where ravaged and coked up is sexy….like she’s homeless and given up even though she has a trust fund…

But I guess what matters is her trendsetting bush…because Bald is for the Kardashians and real girls have muff like it is the 70s and I love that…but more importantly I may love this Skrillex looking bitch…but that just just goes to show you that if you get a girl naked enough, she looks always looks ok enough for me.

Posted in:NSFW|Terry Richardson