2012
28
Sep
I don’t know if this is for a Breast Cancer campaign – since she had breast cancer – or if this is a midlife crisis that makes her want to get involved in some artsy half naked shit cuz it makes her feel like she’s doing something substantial…and really I don’t care…I’m just glad it happened.
Posted in:Kylie Minogue
2012
28
Sep
Like most girls…Lucy Pinder has tits…but unlike most girls…Lucy Pinder has life changing tits…tits that inspire…and that she has made a living out of…but I think I am just tapping into my animalistic hormones today…cuz every girl I see is giving me fucking boners…all because they don’t look like my wife….even if they are old enough to be my wife…or maybe…Lucy Pinder’s a babe…..a babe who knows her worth and shows her titties to prove it…cuz really…tits aren’t a big deal…
Posted in:Lucy Pinder|NSFW
2012
28
Sep
Another Euro Mag has managed to bring back the good old fashioned paparazzi scandal pics that feel like they aren’t staged like all the modern new age paparazzi pics…because looking at them makes me feel like a creep stalker on the fire escape peering down at a girl changing her bikini….but not just any girl…the future Queen, Pauper turned Princess, every girl’s Disney Dream….
You can take the girl out of the public pool or beach, but she’s still gotta change out of her bikini…that trashy luxurious lottery winning slag….and the nice thing about it is you can kinda see some beaver action if you have awesome nerd pervert vision…..that clearly I don’t have…cuz I only consider it a vagina shot if I see labia blowing in the wind…this series of shadows and pixelation from the printing and scanning just confuses me…but I’ll do my part as a member of the commonwealth to jerk off to it…cuz peeping on anyone…especially a flasher who likes it…is hot.
Fancy.
Posted in:Kate Middleton
2012
28
Sep
One of the most tragic things in life is sleeping through a booty call…it’s like the girl gets drunk and is willing…but you’re out cold in bed with your fat wife like some kind of asshole…
Here are some morninglinks…
Ashley Erin is All Bent Over (SITE NSFW)
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50 Cent Is Tired Of These Motherf*ckin’ Masturbaters On This Motherf*ckin’ Internet!
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Meet Megan Mooney (SITE NSFW)
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25 Movies That Killed Careers
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Free Cam Shows Make a Happy Friday (NSFW)
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This Chick Doesn’t Care WHERE She Gets Off (NSFW)
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Odette Annable
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I’d Like to Be All Over Whitney Rose (NSFW)
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How to: Order McDonald’s – VIDEO
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Sexy Games That Will Help End the Week Right – NSFW)
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2012
27
Sep
Daytime drinking has kicked my ass….I think I am getting fucking old…or my liver is fucking damaged…too damaged to process booze…cuz 8 drinks in and I’m passed out on the fucking floor for 8 hours…only to be rudely woken up by my fat wife…who I assume is bust trying to find food for her fat ass…but is heavy breathing in the process..cuz fat people don’t have good cardio…
Here are the stepLINKS….
Dina Lohan Gave Advice To Amanda Bynes’ Parents. Oh, Good.
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Kunt Gosselin is About to Have All Her Secrets Spilled
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iPAD Slap
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Redneck Bikini Contest
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Marilyn Monroe Re-Visited
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25 TV Characters Who Dated Out Of Their League
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Katy Perry’s Ex-Boyfriend Killed A Lady, Then Fell Off A Roof And Died. Wait, What?
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Amanda Marie is Taking Her Top Off (SITE NSFW)
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Mary Anne Bends Over In Thigh Highs (NSFW)
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Jasmin T is Super Sexy (SEMI NSFW)
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Veronica Lavery is Hott Stuff
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“We’re All a Little Gay!” – Honey Boo Boo Child (VIDEO)
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Free Cam Shows Are a Little Ray of Sunshine For Today (NSFW)
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Odette Annable
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This College Girl Doesn’t Care Where She Gets Off (NSFW)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Some Sexy Games If You Are In The Mood For a Little Naughty Fun (NSFW)
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Nicola Mclean Pokies Anyone? (NSFW)
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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These Sexy Twins Are the Ultimate 2 for 1
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Redneck Bikini Contest is Fine By Me – VIDEO
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Olivia Wilde Pokies In Her New Movie Where She’s a Stripper! Yes!!!
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Gwenyth Paltrow and Nicole Richie – Who Would You Rather?
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More Amanda Bynes Crazy Watch!
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Fun With a FAT Ass (SITE NSFW)
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Chealsea Lately Parodied The Kardashians and Its Awesome – VIDEO
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Sasha Rose is Bending Over (NSFW)
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Sex Doll “Rescued” From Sea! Turkish Divers Feel Like Idiots!
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Sex Doll “Rescued” From Sea! Turkish Divers Feel Like Idiots!
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Nude on Her Bed, Check It Out
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Ke$ha Had Sex With a Ghost. Wait, What?
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Of Cour$e The Karda$hian$ ‘Don’t Care’ About Kanye’$ $exTape Probably $tarring Kim Karda$hian
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Over Eager Ballerina
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Kayley Cuoco’s 2005 Nipples
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How To Order McDonalds
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Grandpa’s New Dance Craze
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Boiling Frog Experiment
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Tina Fey is Disgusting
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Firework Nut shot Fail
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Miley Cyrus PSA
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Party Babes USA
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Taylor Vixen spends time alone at her room
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Today’s Random Porn
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Kirsten Price fondles her beautiful breasts and pussy
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Hot Girls Willing to Get Naked on the Internet for Free for the Win
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2012
27
Sep
No idea what this photoshoot is for….apprently it is by some photographer named Davis Factor…and was shot in 2012….back when Cameron Diaz was an old botox hag of a woman…who still has awesome fucking legs and is probably a lot of fun to hang around…now that she’s menopausal and unable to get pregnant….even though you may be skeptical of what condition her pussy is in…as these Hollywood girls fuck a lot of cock….and that’s usually a turn off to most dudes…but works for me since I fuck hookers and sometimes they are lubricated with another man’s semen and for some reason, a reason I call discount budget sex, that works for me.
Posted in:Cameron Diaz
2012
27
Sep
These Kelly Brook pictures are really not all that interesting at all…if anything, they are straight up boring as fuck. Sure sure they feature her big fucking tits, but that’s kinda the whole point of her, so anytime you see her name on my site, or any site, that’s pretty much what we’re gonna expect….except when shit is for France…when it is for France I expect it to be abou her nipple….what a waste of a photoshoot….in what is the final run for this set of huge fucking tits…as soon she’ll have to hang up that bra and retire…there’s a life to this kind of career and her’s in in the ICU hanging on for all it’s got…..
Posted in:Kelly Brook
2012
27
Sep
I don’t know when this picture is from, but I am assuming recently, since Sarah Harding is only 30, but looks like a 45 year old housewife with an eating disorder, drug addiction and BOTOX party planning hobby….and as her sex appeal slowly melts away with her collagen…as her inner thigh skin hang off her bone like over over boiled chicken….I appreciate staring at what could be her bald skinny dangling vagina…but that’s just cuz this is how I like my women to work…weak, emaciated, unable to run…and jacked on whatever pills they are jacked on.
Posted in:NSFW|Sarah Harding
2012
27
Sep
Before today, the highlight of Denise Richard’s career is that she was a hooker for Heidi Fleiss when she wasn’t getting cast in movies….because people forget she’s only been in 5 movies in her life and after blowing that on blow….it goes pretty fucking fast….and people also think I am lying…but I tweeted it to her once and she went nuts, was reactive, and we all know that’s a sign of guilt…..
Sure, her threesome with Kevin Bacon was alright, her Playboy showing off her fake tits was alright, her marrying Charlie Sheen and having a breakdown was alright……..
But the real Highlight of her career…is that she’s hiring photographers to shoot her old body in a bikini for old times….for whaever reason…and it is awesome, she is fit but maybe I’m just saying that cuz she looks like a muppet.
Posted in:Denise Richards
2012
27
Sep
Ali Landry is some 40 year old who was Miss USA in 1996, is best known for being in People Magazines 50 Most Beautiful People issue in 1998, but I remember her for being the Doritos girl….a place I’d like to leave her…because unlike most married men, who like the security of growin old with a bitch, and the trade off for that is being stuck sleeping with an old bitch while thinking of of her in her 20s, because that’s gotta be the only way a mother fucker can cum looking at that loose skin mess of a human….I guess that’s the importance of photography and camera technology, to keep a bitch from aging for masturbation purposes, even if she is a fit 40 year old, she’s still a 40 year old….in a bikini…ok fine…she has a rockin’ body…but come on…that’s the one thing she has to do in life.
Posted in:Ali Landry
