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2012

19

Sep

Candice Swanepoel for Agua de Coco Summer 2013 of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is a bikini model…..who I want to have a destination wedding with…even if she’s not into that kind of thing…you know cuz she travels so much and just wants to spend it quietly at home….I wake up in her arms or her in my arms, although I am probably the more needy one…where we can gaze into each other’s eyes and sing each other love songs every morning for the rest of our lives…this love is eternal…it is til the end of time…why must she cheat on me by getting naked for all of you….I’ll have to have a stern talk with her about this….just as soon as she acknowledges I exist.

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2012

19

Sep

Ali Michael for Terry Richardson of the Day

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Ali Michael is some model who is being shot by Terry Richardson…topless…She is 22, has a wikipedia page I didn’t read cuz I’m more interested in staring at her pics and in her giving me fucking boners…with her tight underwear, vagina definition, hipster looking hotness….cuz I love these hipster looking girls…especially when they are topless….good hustle Ali Michael…

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2012

19

Sep

Candice Swanepoel Hot for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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I just want to sing love songs to Candice Swanepoel….you know climb to the top of a mountain and scream her name to the heavens hoping it gets back to her…I want to carry her luggage at airports…I want to rub her feet after a long day of shopping…I want to be her co-star in the next great American love story…she is a delicate flower and I want to be the seed that helps her reproduce…She’s amazing…and her half naked body brings me great joy and hope of a better tomorrow….

Candice Swanepoel…I want to know what love is…I want you to show me.

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2012

19

Sep

Nadja Bender Topless for Purple F/W 2012 of the Day

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Nadja Bender is some model who doesn’t matter, she is insignificant, inter-changeable, replaceable with the countless other models willing to get naked to be featured in an international fashion magazine, but those other girls don’t matter today…today is about Nadja…it is her time to shine….let her have her moment…this is her big break she’s been working so hard getting naked for…

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2012

19

Sep

Sylvie van der Vaart Stupid Faces for Some Lingerie Company of the Day

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Her is some stupid named dutch cunt who is some TV presenter, better known for being a football players whore of a wife who groupied out proper and because of it has got herself on TV and modeling lingerie….where she makes stupid fucking faces half naked that I ignore because I am too busy staring at her 35 year old mom tits in the fucking push up bra she’s selling…cuz old, washed up, or not…half naked is all I need.

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2012

19

Sep

Kelly Brook and Abigail Clancy Compare Cleavage of the Day

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Kelly Brook is the worst…I have a love hate relationship with her, which in and of itself is fucking weird since I have never met her and will never met her, and really I am just having a relationship with pictures on a screen, which is probably not the weirdest thing I have had a relationship with, but it is up there…

The reason I hate her is cuz I know her game…posing in pics with other whores..the model who fucks her way to the right place and is totally irritating about it…playing the game, hustling and making money, even though she doesn’t matter…making me angry everytime I see her smile and get attention…..but then she lures me back in with her tits…cuz her tits…are some kind of wonderful….

Here she is modeling her clothes looking pretty fucking boring and hididng her tits pretty fucking unstrategically….
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Posted in:Abigail Clancy|Kelly Brook

2012

19

Sep

Damaged Amanda Bynes Turns Me on of the Day

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Amanda Bynes has been in the tabloids lately for fallin’ off, losing her mind, breaking the law, crying for help like a broken teen starlet who was robbed of her youth and who is now going through her rebellious stage, and I am pretty glad all this crashing, burning and hitting rock bottom happened, cuz it gives me an excuse to stare at her legs, because before this scandal, I….like everyone else in the world…totally forgot she existed….not to mention I love a broken girl…welcome back momma.

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2012

19

Sep

Miranda Kerr Hot for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Victoria’s Secret has the ability to take the same fucking picture and recycle it over and over and over and over again….for 4 fucking decades and still manage to be compelling…because there’s a half naked woman in it…whether it is lame, or cheesy or tacky or just fucking boring…I still manage to stare at the shit all day…no matter what the model is…I’m hooked into their scam…those corporate bastards always fucking win…

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2012

19

Sep

Lady Gaga’s Titty Grab in Public for Twitter of the Day

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After all the bullshit this bitch spews out of her cancerous disgusting face….and all the bullshit stunts she pulls…grabbing her shitty tit to show off a shitty tattoo is really uneventful, uninteresting, boriing, but I’m posting it anyway…cuz somewhere out there a gay, fat, mutated handicapped kid who cares….and I like to help the less fortunate by bringing them what they need you see cuz I’m a fucking hero…

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2012

19

Sep

Britain’s Biggest Boobs featuring Stacy Poole, Sophie Reade, Holly Peers & for Nuts of the Day

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This is the kind of hard hitting journalism I can really get behind and endorse…

In what is probably the least important thing to possibly talk about in the grand scheme of things….Nuts has gone out and decided to focus on what we all actually care about….

You see in this world filled with hate, racism, anger, poverty, greed, lies and a dying world….that all media outlets talk about all day giving us anxiety…all we really want instinctively is a busty bitch to crawl up and snuggle up next to….or at least jerk off on…

So they compiled the best big tits in the UK….good job.

Posted in:Holly Peers|NSFW|Sophie Reade|Stacy Poole