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2012

29

Aug

Genevieve Morton Tits in MIRACLESUIT 2013 Collection of the Day


I don’t know if being the bikini model for a fat chick bathing suit that makes you look 10 pounds lighter is a dream job for a busty as fuck model who usually models bikinis under hotter circumstances, at least she was before totally letting herself go….you know in order to land this job….a diet of donuts and ice cream to make this campaign honest and truthful and not a lie that is using models who have bodies hotter than 98 percent of women…to pretend they are fat and just look like they have bodies hotter than 98 percent of women thanks to a bathing suit….and I don’t really care about the details or circumstances, I am just happy looking at models with bodies hotter than 98 percent of women….

Miraclesuit is gonna make a lot of women unhappy when they realize the miracle isn’t that they end up looking like Genevieve Morton…but still like the fat slobs they are….

Posted in:Genevieve Morton

2012

29

Aug

Lady Gaga Horribly Not Erotic for Terry Richardson of the Day


Lady Gaga can afford to hire the best hipster turned high fashion photographer to make herself look good cuz he has the ability to make models look grimey and hot…while making grimey girls look like angels I want to tongue…even though I’d normally not want to tongue them unless they were covered in saran wrap…cuz even with my low standards…I rarely eat out hookers….even though they have more flavor than non-hookers….even though I view all women as hookers…whether working for their rich husband, famous boyfriend, or random guys who make them feel good…sex is always a transaction…..but unfortunately…Gaga can only look good in an autopsy photo after suicide….you see cuz she’s the fucking worst….

Amateur porning out or not…she’s really not hot…that face of a demon throws everything off….even that ass that I’ve grabbed behind her security’s back before she was famous and that was nice to touch….but destroyed by everything about her…

Here are the pics anyway…

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2012

29

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Don’t tell a girl you are trying to fuck up the ass while you’re fucking her up the pussy…that in prison they’d call her asshole her man pussy….it will both turn her off and make her think you are gay….and thus that you’re giving her AIDS….and she won’t let you finish…and that’s the truth….

Here are some morning links…../

Meanwhile, In Bulgaria – VIDEO
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MMA Ring-Girl Arianny Celeste Poses for Sexy Maxim Korea Soccer Shoot
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WTF Photo of the Day
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LOL Cat Video of the Day
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Kasara Larson is White Hot Platinum Blonde
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Kate Upton’s Breasts Want You to Hear This
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Heather Rae Young is Playmate of the Month
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Web Cam Sluts That You Will Love (NSFW)
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Analeigh Tipton Strikes A Pose On The Cover of “Wonderland”
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This Slut is Getting Herself Off at 30 000 Feet (NSFW)
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Lily Has One Hot Ass
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Ice Cream Man Messes With Hot Chick
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Sexy Games for Sexy Times
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2012

28

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

My new way of seducing girls is asking them if they want to test sex toys for my site…you see cuz every girl like cumming….especially with a free sex toy…so when they agree and give me their mailing address…I show up at the door and say I’m ready….cuz as far as I’m concerned my mouth is th best sex toy around….I am sure at least one girl will go for it…I’ll try to video tape the experience….

Here are some stepLINKS….while I drink…

Lindsay Lohan Just Blamed Suge Knight’s Son For Stealing That Jewelry and Suge Knight Probably Killed Tupac and Biggie So I Think We All See Where This Could Be Headed
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Guess Who Russel Brand is Banging?
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Worlds Biggest Water Balloon Fight
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Marion Cotillard Sizzles in Vogue
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Arianny Celeste Hot as Fuck for Maxim Korea
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Twins Dancing to Guitar
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Vanessa Hudgens is Kinda Hot
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allery: 25 Hot Actresses Trying To Look Ugly In Movies (And Failing)
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Alessandra Ambrosio Belongs In Spandex
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Jordan Carver Isn’t Wearing Anything Under That Jackey (NSFW)
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Jessica Marie in Lingerie
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How About Some Bootlegging Beauties?
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Web Cam Girls That Will Drive You Wild
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Step Brothers Tribute Art is Worthy of Boats and Hoes
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Ms. Besse Cooper is Officially the Oldest Person in the World
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Horny Girlfriend is Playing With Both Her Holes
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25 Wardrobe Malfunctions in Sports
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Sexy Games of Cat and Mouse (NSFW)
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Tera Patrick is Sexy Wild Animal (NSFW)
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And Here Are Jenny McCarthy’s Playboy Nudes (NSFW)
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Now THIS is the type of Girl I Want Cooking For Me (NSFW)
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AND NOW THE WORLD’S LARGEST WATER BALLOON FIGHT!!! YESSSSSS
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Big Tittied Bitches Get Their Lick On
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These Christian Replublicans Prayed the Hurricane Away. Riiiiiiight – VIDEO
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Big Boobed Billie Faiers White Panties Upskirt (SITE NSFW)
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The Sweet Child of Mine Polka Version is Kinda Hilarious – VIDEO
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Cameron Diaz is Officially 40
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Candice Swanepoel Models Bikinis for Agua de Coco Ad Campaign (GALLERY)
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Christina Milian Bikini Beach Party
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Drew Barrymore is Fat as Fuck and it is Disgusting
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Pornstar Stoay Reading Literature
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Abbey Clancy Hot in a Bikini
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Miranda Kerr Futuristic in Vogue Turkey
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Kasara Larson Needs to be Fucked by Me
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Soccer Fail
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Landing a Plane with the Landing Gear Up. Whoops!
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Meet Brazilian Banger “Carol Seleme” – VIDEO
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Karina White and Katie Jordin Get It On (NSFW)
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Top 5: Sexy Porny Gifs To Amaze & Arouse (NSFW)
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Can’t Help Falling In Love With a Model-esque Hottie
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Here’s a Shoot Miley Cyrus Did For Marie Claire Before Chopping Off Hair
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The Tiniest of Bathing Suits on a Babe With the Biggest of tits (NSFW)
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One Million Moms Starving for Publicity Claim Skittles Promotes Beastiality
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LeAnn Rimes: Yeah, I Swore At A Stranger From Twitter Over The Phone. Like That’s Weird?
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Jordin Sparks….What?
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Heather Graham Cleavage
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Robot Plays Guitar
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Drunk Karate
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This Crazy Whore is a Crazy WHore
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French ORgy at the Pool
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2012

28

Aug

Kate Upton for Skull Candy of the Day

Kate Upton is pretty fucking awful across the board and I am not saying that cuz I am gay, although everyone who comments will surely say “you’re gay”…I am saying that cuz she’s overrated, barely hot, definitely boring, but most importantly a fat chick in fucking training….she may be thin now, but give her some time to grow into her sloppy tits…her body is already struggling to not look awkwar…and her face…all muppet-like and irritating is just fucking shitty….but she’s been marketed to the everyday American man…who like fat tits on young girls….expecting them to end up tanks regardless…cuz that is the American way….and I guess the good news is that I also like fat tits on young girls…even if I know the outcome of her body….live in the now motherfuckers….

Here are some pics for her Skullcandy campaign….


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Posted in:Kate Upton

2012

28

Aug

Miley Cyrus Tits with Animals of the Day

My second favorite person on Facebook wrote this today:

Subway Preacher “The Bible said; women who lay with an animal like she lays with a man should b put to death.”

Well good thing I like my pussy dead….or at least weak or debilitated…with terminal disease or chronic disease…or mental illness…or really under any or all circumstances…from MS to amputees….wheel chair bound to one leg shorter than the other…as long as their spirit is lost…I’m eager to get involved…dead on the inside…numb…destroyed….cuz here’s Miley laying with animals like she’s laying with a man…tits out…faceless….headless…erotic….

Posted in:Miley Cryus

2012

28

Aug

Heidi Klum Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Most guys hate knowing a girl banged a black guy….possibly cuz they are racist…or maybe cuz they fear competiting with their athleticism and rumored huge penis….because I have never met a white guy…not even a wigger who was proud knowing his bitch had gone black at one point in her life…but I’m not like most guys…I love it…cuz I know that the girl in question is a dirty little slut…who likes to get fucked hard…and who gives into her animal instinct and carnal desire…and that makes for good times…even if my penis doesn’t touch the walls of her vagina…cuz shit’s been so ravaged….Heidi Klum is one of those naughty girls and she still looks great in a bikini…

Posted in:Heidi Klum

2012

28

Aug

Bar Refaeli Fat Back in a Bikini of the Day

Like the pig of a woman I just saw buy a chocolate bar…Bar Refaeli is thick….but her bathing suit is riding up her pretty thick ass cheeks that as far as I am concerned look boxy and square as fuck..you know cuz her ass is eating the shit…since based on her size….her shit is always hungry and always eating whether it be shorts, celebrity cock, donuts…or anything it can to make it feel good and validated….cuz she’s dead on the inside…as she slowly transforms into a Jewish mother…all cured meat, kosher and built like Roseanne….but I guss she’s not quite there yet….


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Posted in:Bar Refaeli

2012

28

Aug

Eva Herzigova Titties for Antidote Magazine of the Day

Eva Herzigova is showing her old hot nipples for a fashion magazine I have never heard of and I like it more than the dude I just saw reading “O” Magazine in the park pretends to like his fat dumpy loud wife who was tending to her bratty fucking kids screaming….and not how much he really likes his wife…which is not at all cuz it was clear on his face, behind the smile of Oprah on the cover of a magazine he traded his testicles in for, that he hated her for ruining his fucking life, stealing his freedom and his soul…. while she spends his money and bosses him the fuck around….a story that ends in murder suicide for them…and hot pics of Eva Herzigova, retired model who still models… for me….

Posted in:Eva Herzigova|NSFW

2012

28

Aug

Mel B in Bikini Ass in Australia of the Day

Like eating a vegan sausage at a lesbian bar….her are some pics of Mel B, the Spice Girl better known as Eddie Murphy’s jump off he accidentally knocked up…but denied knocking up…cuz that’s what you do with whores who are just out to ruin your life…provided they don’t have the resources to file for paternity tests like the whores I know… allowin you to change your name, move and pretend it never happened….and not paying out millions to a bitch who doesn’t need millions…all cuz she wanted the world to know she’s not a whore with a fatherless child…when really she is a whore with a fatherless child…I mean unless the new husband grabbing her ass like a farm animal in heat has taken up the job….there’s always a sucker willing to stepfather for hot ass…..


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Posted in:Mel B