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2012

30

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

A girl I am fucking behind my wife’s fat back and loving fucking behind my wife’s fat back because I hate fat backs…is trying to make me make her suck my dick with a knife to her neck….and it weirds me out because I like erotica more than throat rape….I am a romantic.

Here are some links…to start your day…..

These Twins Dancing Together Are Fucking Creepy – VIDEO
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The Hottest Cheerleaders That Are Also Wives and Girlfriends of Sports Players
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Kim Kardashian Delusion Idiocy of the Day
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This Four Armed Robot is Rocking Out on a Set of Drums
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Jamie Edmonson is One Hot Red Head
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Joyce Jones is Sexy in Dark Lace
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Lady GaGa Poses For Terry Richardson, Makes Fun Of Lindsay Lohan
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30 Must-See Pictures Of Jessica Chastain
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These Web Cam Sluts Got What You Need (NSFW)
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This Chick Has a Little Something Hiding In Her Pants (NSFW)
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The 20 Hottest Cheerleaders of the NFC South
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Shannon is Sexy in a Lacy Sweater (SITE NSFW)
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This Waterdrain Waterslide Looks Pretty Fucking Dangerous But Really Fucking Fun As Well – VIDEO
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These Sexy Games Will Drive You Wild (NSFW)
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2012

30

Aug

Mandy Moore’s Hard Nipples of the Day


The other day was the 3 year anniversary of DJ AM’s death….and Mandy Moore was one of his girlfriends who was his friend til the end…who you probably know as some bitch who has has a bunch of songs, was a teen dream poptart or at least jailbait that you have probably jerked off to her at least once…rocking her hard nipples….is a pretty decent tribute of a fallen soldier…in what people may consider tasteless but to me just makes sense…cuz braless titties with hard nipples are awesome…

RIP homie who kinda hated me but was still nice to me 98 percent of the time.


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2012

29

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I gave a hot as fuck girl jogging the thumbs up….and she turned around and gave me the finger…if shee didn’t want me to notice…why was she wearing the shortest shorts jacked up her twat…more importantly…why does she have to be so rude to a stranger encouraging her fitness…why does it have to be seen as creepy…why can’t we all just get along…there was a time we knew our neighbors and said hi to each other and even if we only said hi cuz we wanted to play with them with our penis….I’d be offended, but luckily I’m a seasoned creep.

Here are some links….

Courtney Stodden Turned 18 Today And Already Has Four Porn Offers
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Fuck Jon Gotti, Lindsay Lohan is the New Teflon Don. Non of This Bitches Charges Stick
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Hottest Cheerleader WAG
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Some Awesome Skateboarding
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Roxeanne Celeste is My New Slutty Gf – Video
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Miranda Kerr is Hot as Fuck for David Jones
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Awesome Bum Fight with Crutches
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I Wish Blake Lively Would Ride Me the Way She’s Riding That Vespa
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Tulisa Contostavlos In Her Tight Dress
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Chrissy Has Got Curves in All the Right Places
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Erica Has Some Big Old Tits (NSFW)
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Layla Shah is Type of Girl I’d Like to Be with Forever
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Web Cam Girls You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of (NSFW)
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No Soup For Lindsay Lohan. Fucking Useless Cunt.
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Grabbing A Handful Of Bar Rafaelis Tits
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Bernice Garcia is One Hot Blonde
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WTF Photo of the Day – SNAKE EDITION
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Back To The Future Meets Grand Theft Auto IV: Gun it to 88!
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Amateur Hottie is a Squirter (NSFW)
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50 of the Funniest Sports Memes
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Sexy Games for Sexy Times (NSFW)
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Stacey P and Sarah Topless at the Beach Video (NSFW)
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Man, Partying With Prince Harry Sounds Kind of Awesome
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Aubrey O’Day Tweets Semi Nude Photo (SITE NSFW)
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Backwoods Barbie is Our Looking Good Sweetheart of the Day (SITE NSFW)
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NYC Crutch Fight! Yesssss! – VIDEO
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This Chimp is Feeding a Baby Tiger and It’s Basically Amazing – VIDEO
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Lauren Goodger Panties Upskirt (SITE NSFW)
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Who’s Ready To Fuck The Next Disney Chick?
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Paula Labaredas Shows You Where You Can Stick Your Cock
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Koala Video of the Day
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Holly Madison is a Pregnant Whore
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Awesome Waterslide
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A Little Kate Hudson Cause It’s Been Awhile
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Kim Kardashian is a Piece of Trash And Is Already Trying On Wedding Dresses
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Rihanna and Joan Rivers are fighting. Um, okay.
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Ariel Rebel Doesn’t Disappoint
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Joy is All Oiled Up
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20 Demanding Celebs And Their Over The Top Requirements
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Horny Brunette is Dildoing, Nuff Said
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The Agony Of 100 Orgasms A Day
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Hey There Short Shorts
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WTF is Rita Ora Wearing?
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Paula LeBaredas Ass Flash
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Sexy Slut and Her Dildo (NSFW)
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Kyra Sedgewick is Still Totally Bangable
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Old Spice’s New Campaign is Mental
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Some Bitch Named Mollie King has a Hot Fucking Ass
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New Zealand Soldiers Do an Awesome Farewell to a Fallen Comrade
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Arianny Celesete is Hot for Maxim
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Bikes nad Babes
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Lady Over Does Piercings on Her Pussy
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Random Porn Videos of the Day
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French Orgy at the Pool
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I LOVE NAKED GIRLS…..ON WEBCAM
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Find Girls TO Fuck…..
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2012

29

Aug

Candice Swanepoel is Awesome in Elle Brazil of the Day

Being a huge fan of Candice Swanepoel for reason I like to call her awesome fucking face and body that are both amazing to look at in picture and video especially when she is half naked and getting paid like a hooker…..because I like girls who get naked for money….especially when they look like Candice Swanepoel…you know the kind of girl who will either motivate me to write her love songs….or motivate me to get arrested by climbing up her fire escape to watch her sleep…because sometimes, like times like this, stalking is romance…especially when I convince her that I am just trying to be her hero….

Here’s the video from her hot Elle Brazil shoot.

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2012

29

Aug

Izabel Goulart for Cia Maritima Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Izabel Goulart has a hard face but with that hard face comes a hard fucking body….that looks pretty fucking spectacular in a bikini as she grinds like the bikini model she is….but that would look a lot fucking better grinding hard against my face….

I want to play with her….using my penis….to make her my sex kitten that my penis wears as a mitten….but that’s kinda how I feel about all girls…especially when I’m looking at them half naked in picture…

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2012

29

Aug

Selena Gomez is Getting Fat of the Day

Selena Gomez Done Gone Fat

Like most Mexican women I know….their tight bodies start to fail them by the time they hit 20…usually they have 4 kids by that time so I just assumed that was the reason….land a man, don’t use contraception lik a good catholic, eat a whole lot of corn and beans, and shit gets fucking sloppy….even when you work the hotel cleaning crew harder, and make more beds than the next mexican…but I guess that has nothing to do with their thickness and it is instead a genetic issue that just comes with being inbred, indigenious, brown, spanish speaking people….or maybe…just maybe…Selena Gomez has turned to emotionally eating since her boyfriend won’t fuck her as he is too busy getting fucked by Usher for personal gain…forcing her to turn to ice cream eating….or maybe….just maybe….Selena Gomez is in a fat suit…

Either way, I’d still fuck her like I was molesting her, because I know she’s 20, and that makes all the dirty fantasties okay…..

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2012

29

Aug

Rosie Huntington Whiteley for Maxim Portugal August 2012 of the Day

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I followed Rosie Huntington Whiteley on Instagram last night for no real reason other that boredom and laughed when I saw the last two pics she posted were of her husband’s recent movie – Expendables 2 – making me realize that just cuz she looks hot to fuck…doesn’t mean she has good taste in entertainment…and just because she’s promoting her bald, rich, famous husband’s movie…doesn’t mean she has bad taste in entertainment…it just means she’s pretty much smitten as shit over him…and that he fucks her proper enough to make her hooked on him…cuz to us she’s hot as fuck…but to herself she’s just a girl…weak to the man she’s with….owned by him…making her his greatest cheerleader…..a cheerleader you’d all pay 1000 dollars an hour for but that he gets for free…cuz he gets paid more than that…and girls love money….even when they have it….

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2012

29

Aug

Sofia Vergara’s Fat Tits in a Hispanic Dress of the Day

Sofia Vergara Hispanic Dress
Sofia Vergara is showing off her fat 40 year old mom tits while hiding her fat 40 year old mom belly that to date she’s done a good job keeping off or hidden or toned…but that she’ll probably allow in for permanent residence status….since she’s hit the top she wanted to hit when fucking all those people to get there….an Emmy, critical acclaim, praise and fans, money….all things that were never expected when she was debating being a stripper when she was a fresh off the boat single mother….and can let things go….I mean I guess that’s why she’s wearing some flashy, shiny, dress you’d expect to see at some Hispanic prom, Hispanic wedding, Hispanic Christening, Hispanic Sunday….and that makes me laugh…while her big tits make me horny….

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2012

29

Aug

Sara Underwood Keeps Trying of the Day

Sara Underwood is a trashy broken girl who pretends she is not broken but who must be kinda broken because unlike every other girl in the world who are equally hot or even hotter than her…she decided to do Playboy at 18, which proved to be the best thing for her career along with fake dating Ryan Seacrest….because it got her a fan base and allowed her to milk the shit….while other girls were all busy with college and summer jobs and shit…proving that the real sucker is the bitch who hasn’t jumped into the sex trade like she was molested as a kid….

So here is a pics she posted to twitter of her licking another girl…to excite her fans…..and here is the typical desk of the typical Sara Underwood fan…that she posted to her Twitter….ackowledging that people who like her do not have sex…..

Cuz G4 TV and the nerd market she’s capitalizing on are loyal and get her hot pussy paid….

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2012

29

Aug

Lindsay Lohan is an Idiot of the Day

I don’t know if Lindsay Lohan is trying to be hip hop….all gangster…being brought down for crimes against society…stealing everything she comes in contact with….like she was the fucking G-Unit….but if she is she’s coming across as embarrassing as the whitest black guy ever who was next to me in line….when he asked a gully black girl if she is “Keeping it Real”….up on some Steve Urkel shit….

You see cuz Lohan is a fucking poptart….rich kid who is worth a couple of million and who is fucking famous and has all the opportunity in the world to make her life memorable…whether by leaving the entertainment industry…or working in it…but fluttering around it like some spoiled cunt…is just annoying…

I look at her with hate…cuz she has what so many people want…hot tits, opportunity, access, celebrity, money and she’s shitting all over it cuz she’s some broken girl…but at the same time…seeing her publicity stunts about stealing jewelery or racking up hotel bills is kinda hysterical…it can’t be real…the fact it was leaked kinda proves that….when all she has to do is release a fucking sex tape….something I am sure is cumming…and so will I….

Either way…she’s a fucking retard I want to fuck….but then again…so is every retard…

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