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2012

29

Aug

Rosie Huntington Whiteley for Maxim Portugal August 2012 of the Day

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I followed Rosie Huntington Whiteley on Instagram last night for no real reason other that boredom and laughed when I saw the last two pics she posted were of her husband’s recent movie – Expendables 2 – making me realize that just cuz she looks hot to fuck…doesn’t mean she has good taste in entertainment…and just because she’s promoting her bald, rich, famous husband’s movie…doesn’t mean she has bad taste in entertainment…it just means she’s pretty much smitten as shit over him…and that he fucks her proper enough to make her hooked on him…cuz to us she’s hot as fuck…but to herself she’s just a girl…weak to the man she’s with….owned by him…making her his greatest cheerleader…..a cheerleader you’d all pay 1000 dollars an hour for but that he gets for free…cuz he gets paid more than that…and girls love money….even when they have it….

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Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

2012

29

Aug

Sofia Vergara’s Fat Tits in a Hispanic Dress of the Day

Sofia Vergara Hispanic Dress
Sofia Vergara is showing off her fat 40 year old mom tits while hiding her fat 40 year old mom belly that to date she’s done a good job keeping off or hidden or toned…but that she’ll probably allow in for permanent residence status….since she’s hit the top she wanted to hit when fucking all those people to get there….an Emmy, critical acclaim, praise and fans, money….all things that were never expected when she was debating being a stripper when she was a fresh off the boat single mother….and can let things go….I mean I guess that’s why she’s wearing some flashy, shiny, dress you’d expect to see at some Hispanic prom, Hispanic wedding, Hispanic Christening, Hispanic Sunday….and that makes me laugh…while her big tits make me horny….

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Posted in:Sofia Vergara

2012

29

Aug

Sara Underwood Keeps Trying of the Day

Sara Underwood is a trashy broken girl who pretends she is not broken but who must be kinda broken because unlike every other girl in the world who are equally hot or even hotter than her…she decided to do Playboy at 18, which proved to be the best thing for her career along with fake dating Ryan Seacrest….because it got her a fan base and allowed her to milk the shit….while other girls were all busy with college and summer jobs and shit…proving that the real sucker is the bitch who hasn’t jumped into the sex trade like she was molested as a kid….

So here is a pics she posted to twitter of her licking another girl…to excite her fans…..and here is the typical desk of the typical Sara Underwood fan…that she posted to her Twitter….ackowledging that people who like her do not have sex…..

Cuz G4 TV and the nerd market she’s capitalizing on are loyal and get her hot pussy paid….

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2012

29

Aug

Lindsay Lohan is an Idiot of the Day

I don’t know if Lindsay Lohan is trying to be hip hop….all gangster…being brought down for crimes against society…stealing everything she comes in contact with….like she was the fucking G-Unit….but if she is she’s coming across as embarrassing as the whitest black guy ever who was next to me in line….when he asked a gully black girl if she is “Keeping it Real”….up on some Steve Urkel shit….

You see cuz Lohan is a fucking poptart….rich kid who is worth a couple of million and who is fucking famous and has all the opportunity in the world to make her life memorable…whether by leaving the entertainment industry…or working in it…but fluttering around it like some spoiled cunt…is just annoying…

I look at her with hate…cuz she has what so many people want…hot tits, opportunity, access, celebrity, money and she’s shitting all over it cuz she’s some broken girl…but at the same time…seeing her publicity stunts about stealing jewelery or racking up hotel bills is kinda hysterical…it can’t be real…the fact it was leaked kinda proves that….when all she has to do is release a fucking sex tape….something I am sure is cumming…and so will I….

Either way…she’s a fucking retard I want to fuck….but then again…so is every retard…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2012

29

Aug

Genevieve Morton Tits in MIRACLESUIT 2013 Collection of the Day


I don’t know if being the bikini model for a fat chick bathing suit that makes you look 10 pounds lighter is a dream job for a busty as fuck model who usually models bikinis under hotter circumstances, at least she was before totally letting herself go….you know in order to land this job….a diet of donuts and ice cream to make this campaign honest and truthful and not a lie that is using models who have bodies hotter than 98 percent of women…to pretend they are fat and just look like they have bodies hotter than 98 percent of women thanks to a bathing suit….and I don’t really care about the details or circumstances, I am just happy looking at models with bodies hotter than 98 percent of women….

Miraclesuit is gonna make a lot of women unhappy when they realize the miracle isn’t that they end up looking like Genevieve Morton…but still like the fat slobs they are….

Posted in:Genevieve Morton

2012

29

Aug

Lady Gaga Horribly Not Erotic for Terry Richardson of the Day


Lady Gaga can afford to hire the best hipster turned high fashion photographer to make herself look good cuz he has the ability to make models look grimey and hot…while making grimey girls look like angels I want to tongue…even though I’d normally not want to tongue them unless they were covered in saran wrap…cuz even with my low standards…I rarely eat out hookers….even though they have more flavor than non-hookers….even though I view all women as hookers…whether working for their rich husband, famous boyfriend, or random guys who make them feel good…sex is always a transaction…..but unfortunately…Gaga can only look good in an autopsy photo after suicide….you see cuz she’s the fucking worst….

Amateur porning out or not…she’s really not hot…that face of a demon throws everything off….even that ass that I’ve grabbed behind her security’s back before she was famous and that was nice to touch….but destroyed by everything about her…

Here are the pics anyway…

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2012

29

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Don’t tell a girl you are trying to fuck up the ass while you’re fucking her up the pussy…that in prison they’d call her asshole her man pussy….it will both turn her off and make her think you are gay….and thus that you’re giving her AIDS….and she won’t let you finish…and that’s the truth….

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Meanwhile, In Bulgaria – VIDEO
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MMA Ring-Girl Arianny Celeste Poses for Sexy Maxim Korea Soccer Shoot
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WTF Photo of the Day
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LOL Cat Video of the Day
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Kasara Larson is White Hot Platinum Blonde
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Kate Upton’s Breasts Want You to Hear This
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Heather Rae Young is Playmate of the Month
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Web Cam Sluts That You Will Love (NSFW)
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Analeigh Tipton Strikes A Pose On The Cover of “Wonderland”
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This Slut is Getting Herself Off at 30 000 Feet (NSFW)
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Lily Has One Hot Ass
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Ice Cream Man Messes With Hot Chick
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Sexy Games for Sexy Times
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

28

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

My new way of seducing girls is asking them if they want to test sex toys for my site…you see cuz every girl like cumming….especially with a free sex toy…so when they agree and give me their mailing address…I show up at the door and say I’m ready….cuz as far as I’m concerned my mouth is th best sex toy around….I am sure at least one girl will go for it…I’ll try to video tape the experience….

Here are some stepLINKS….while I drink…

Lindsay Lohan Just Blamed Suge Knight’s Son For Stealing That Jewelry and Suge Knight Probably Killed Tupac and Biggie So I Think We All See Where This Could Be Headed
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Guess Who Russel Brand is Banging?
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Worlds Biggest Water Balloon Fight
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Marion Cotillard Sizzles in Vogue
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Arianny Celeste Hot as Fuck for Maxim Korea
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Twins Dancing to Guitar
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Vanessa Hudgens is Kinda Hot
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allery: 25 Hot Actresses Trying To Look Ugly In Movies (And Failing)
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Alessandra Ambrosio Belongs In Spandex
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Jordan Carver Isn’t Wearing Anything Under That Jackey (NSFW)
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Jessica Marie in Lingerie
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How About Some Bootlegging Beauties?
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Web Cam Girls That Will Drive You Wild
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Step Brothers Tribute Art is Worthy of Boats and Hoes
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Ms. Besse Cooper is Officially the Oldest Person in the World
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Horny Girlfriend is Playing With Both Her Holes
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25 Wardrobe Malfunctions in Sports
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Sexy Games of Cat and Mouse (NSFW)
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Tera Patrick is Sexy Wild Animal (NSFW)
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And Here Are Jenny McCarthy’s Playboy Nudes (NSFW)
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Now THIS is the type of Girl I Want Cooking For Me (NSFW)
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AND NOW THE WORLD’S LARGEST WATER BALLOON FIGHT!!! YESSSSSS
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Big Tittied Bitches Get Their Lick On
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These Christian Replublicans Prayed the Hurricane Away. Riiiiiiight – VIDEO
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Big Boobed Billie Faiers White Panties Upskirt (SITE NSFW)
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The Sweet Child of Mine Polka Version is Kinda Hilarious – VIDEO
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Cameron Diaz is Officially 40
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Candice Swanepoel Models Bikinis for Agua de Coco Ad Campaign (GALLERY)
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Christina Milian Bikini Beach Party
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Drew Barrymore is Fat as Fuck and it is Disgusting
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Pornstar Stoay Reading Literature
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Abbey Clancy Hot in a Bikini
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Miranda Kerr Futuristic in Vogue Turkey
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Kasara Larson Needs to be Fucked by Me
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Soccer Fail
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Landing a Plane with the Landing Gear Up. Whoops!
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Meet Brazilian Banger “Carol Seleme” – VIDEO
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Karina White and Katie Jordin Get It On (NSFW)
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Top 5: Sexy Porny Gifs To Amaze & Arouse (NSFW)
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Can’t Help Falling In Love With a Model-esque Hottie
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Here’s a Shoot Miley Cyrus Did For Marie Claire Before Chopping Off Hair
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The Tiniest of Bathing Suits on a Babe With the Biggest of tits (NSFW)
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One Million Moms Starving for Publicity Claim Skittles Promotes Beastiality
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LeAnn Rimes: Yeah, I Swore At A Stranger From Twitter Over The Phone. Like That’s Weird?
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Jordin Sparks….What?
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Heather Graham Cleavage
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Robot Plays Guitar
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Drunk Karate
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2012

28

Aug

Kate Upton for Skull Candy of the Day

Kate Upton is pretty fucking awful across the board and I am not saying that cuz I am gay, although everyone who comments will surely say “you’re gay”…I am saying that cuz she’s overrated, barely hot, definitely boring, but most importantly a fat chick in fucking training….she may be thin now, but give her some time to grow into her sloppy tits…her body is already struggling to not look awkwar…and her face…all muppet-like and irritating is just fucking shitty….but she’s been marketed to the everyday American man…who like fat tits on young girls….expecting them to end up tanks regardless…cuz that is the American way….and I guess the good news is that I also like fat tits on young girls…even if I know the outcome of her body….live in the now motherfuckers….

Here are some pics for her Skullcandy campaign….


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Posted in:Kate Upton

2012

28

Aug

Miley Cyrus Tits with Animals of the Day

My second favorite person on Facebook wrote this today:

Subway Preacher “The Bible said; women who lay with an animal like she lays with a man should b put to death.”

Well good thing I like my pussy dead….or at least weak or debilitated…with terminal disease or chronic disease…or mental illness…or really under any or all circumstances…from MS to amputees….wheel chair bound to one leg shorter than the other…as long as their spirit is lost…I’m eager to get involved…dead on the inside…numb…destroyed….cuz here’s Miley laying with animals like she’s laying with a man…tits out…faceless….headless…erotic….

Posted in:Miley Cryus