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2012

23

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I hate lesbians because lesbians hate me but for some reason ended up at a lesbian bar…where I tried integrating with their kind although confused by their boy-like facial hair and combat boots…but they didn’t like my lesbian jokes that I guess aren’t lesbian friendly…which makes sense since i am not lesbian friendly….I even came bearing gifts in the form of lovely, sexy, 20 year old models….but I guess my penis, despite how small it is, threw them off…Why can’t we all get along…

Here are some morning links….

This Cat May Be Going Insane
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The 30 Hottest Celebrity Sports Fans
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Hello Tess Taylor (NSFW)
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Dentist in the Park. Wait, What?
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Gallery: 12 Funny Todd Akin Memes
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Kyara Taylor Will Drive You Wild (NSFW)
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Mariah Carey Crazy Tits
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Free Cam Shows, Make the Most of (NSFW)
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Even Lesbian Sex Can Be Painful (NSFW)
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Leaked Apple iPhone 5 Promo Video
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Hey There Amanda Nicole (NSFW)
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Dude Rides the Smallest Bike Ever
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Sexy Games For Sexy Times (NSFW)
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2012

23

Aug

Lady Gaga Flashes her Tits of the DAY

I fucking hate Lady Gaga she is the fucking devil…a garbage bullshit artist who pretends she is an actual artist and who has no business being famous mainly because she’s fucking ugly as fuck, but also because her shit is a lie….she is just an ugly pawn in a game that I wish didn’t exist….

THis shitty joke of a human…..flashed her tits on Youtube….and Youtube didn’t ban her account…I watched part of it but didn’t see shit…but can assume it is a cry for attention – cuz she’ pretty much barely exists….

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2012

22

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

There are a ridiculous amount of girls I would be willing to fuck….I was walking the streets like a common whore earlier today and I liked every single girl I saw….from daughters to mothers…big tits to big asses…i realize why leaving the house is a bad thing….that can lead to rape…or feeling raped for not being able to bang these whores…

Oh well….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Russell Simmons is Dating a Hot Model of the Day
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Some Kid Was Buying Booze with a Fake ID with Bobby Hill’s Photo on It and Here is the Story
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Booty Cam Catches Dudes!
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Hot Fucking WAG
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Johnny Depp Makes 120 Million for the next Pirates
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Cop Vs Activists
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Emily Ratajkowski is Hot in Video
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Some 50 Year Old Pussy In Your Face
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British Chick With Big Tits Falling Out Of Bikini
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Turns Out Spiderman is Real and Also Asian – VIDEO
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The 10 Hottest “Real World” Cast Members Turned Actresses
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Jessica Wright is Cleavagy
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I Dont Know Who This Chick Is But I Wouldn’t Mind a Piece of Her
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Madden is Sexy in Red Lingerie (NSFW)
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Sydney Moore Doesn’t Leave Much to the Imagination (NSFW)
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taylor Swift is a Self Entitled Spoiled Brat and Probably Crashed a Kennedy Wedding
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Dani Mathers Peaches and Cream (SEMI NSFW)
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These Babes Wanna Show Youa Thing or Two About the Kama Sutra (SEMI NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, Awhhhhh Yeaaaah (NSFW)
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Lesbian Squirters, Hey Why Not? (NSFW)
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The 20 Craziest Puking Moments in Sports
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Sex is a Game, That’s Why they Call It Scoring (NSFW)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Eugenia Diordiychuk Strip Outdoors Video (NSFW)
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Lady Gaga Flashes Boobs on YouTube (NSFW)
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Dancing Slut in a Traffic Jam (NSFW)
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Vanessa Hudgens Ass Flash Upskirt (NSFW)
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Nicole Kidman Doesn’t Look Anything Like Nicole Kidman and Therefore Looks Really Hot
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Beyonce New Campaign for House of Diarrhea
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Lucy Pinder is Still Sexy
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Random Photo Dump of the Day (SEMI NSFW)
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Wingsuit Diving is Impressive
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Sorry Pal, You Do the Crime You Do the Time – VIDEO
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Weird Cow Pageant with Bikini Models….Yes
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Chad And Avril Prove Love Is Not Only Blind, It’s FUCKING DEAF!
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Awesome Puking Moments in Sports
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Prank: Gay Guy Calls Escort
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Michelle Has one Sweet Set of tits (NSFW)
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Man Sued For Watching Porn During Open Heart Surgery (SITE NSFW)
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I Love a Babe in Cute Overalls
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Vanessa Hudgens Short Shorts
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Now This Babe is Fit (NSFW)
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Jessica Alba Just Because
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Drake’s 8 Million Dollar House
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Another British Chick With Awesome Cans.
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Dude Rides the Smallest Bike
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The RIchest Athletes of Instagram
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The First Day of School in Chechnya is AMazing
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From the stepFORUM!!
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Sofia Vergara – GQ Mexico Tits
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Holly Peers Topless in NUTS
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Rhian Sudgen See THrough
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Zoe Saldana Boring in Gotham
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Katherine McPhee Pantyhose
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Audrina Cleavage
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Maria Sharapova Boring in Hamptons Magazine
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Tiffany Amber THeissan Shitty Photoshoot
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Busty Cops
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Some Random Porn
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Seriously WTF is That
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Hazing Bitches
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Horny Drunk Sluts
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GIRLS USING WEBCAMS – GETTING NAKED FOR FREE – CUZ THEY HAVE DADDY ISSUES
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2012

22

Aug

Miranda Kerr Bikini Photoshoot of the DAy


Miranda Kerr is always amazing to look at….I don’t care if the pictures always look the fucking same…or if they are thematically boring, typical, repetitive….I don’t care if the bathing suit is sexy, dated, ugly….I just care that it happened…it is like they put me into a meditative state, fully erect and ready….like a vacation from my anger fueled day….she’s just that lovely…


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2012

22

Aug

Photographer Albert Michael Shoots Denise Richards and Jenny McCarthy in their Bikini of the Day

I have no idea what this sorcery is all about…but I think it is safe to say that this photographer Albert Michael has some kind of fetish for washed up sex symbols from the 90s…who have done their best to retain their sex symbol bodies through various facial treatments that make them look like little monsters….because why else would he drop 2 shoots today, one of Jenny McCarthy and one of Denise Richards…both of which you’ll find below….

This is some botoxed so hard bitch looks like a deer in the headlights shit….but at least she’s got fake tits…to compensate for a whore pussy that makes autistic babies…..

The real sick thing in all this is that I am totally digging this….time warp shit…

Posted in:Denise Richards|Jenny McCarthy

2012

22

Aug

Kelly Brook Modeling Lingerie of the Day

These pictures of Kelly Brook are no different than other lingerie pics of Kelly Brook, they are however a lot different than THESE PICS OF HER VAGAIN STICKING ITS TONGUE OUT AT US LIKE IT IS A MINI DICK …..

She’s old, but has huge tits, and can be photoshopped into looking alright, younger, less fat, maybe even ethnic….and totally like she didn’t have an abortion a few years back cuz she figured riding the success was a better strategy for her….success that all stems from her huge fucking tits….

Good times…

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2012

22

Aug

Emmy Rossum in a Sports Bra of the Day


Emmy Rossum is mean to me on social networking…and I don’t find that very nice…it is like these celebrities, who are pawns to people making more money than they are off of them, need to be sucked up to on the fucking regular, in order for them to ignore the fact that they are being exploited, and when an asshole like me calls a bitch out on being uninteresting, even average looking at best comes along, I get called a troll, kicked off the social network in question, left to fend for myself alone on the vast plains of the fucking internet…well fuck this cunt for being part of the evil that made me this way….LOLZ….or look at her pic of her in her sports bra instead…

I’m more into seeing her protitute herself for a TV show cuz it was the only way she’d get on TV….you know GET NAKED OR SOMEONE ELSE WILL YOU WORTHLESS WHORE …..and being on TV is the only thing that validates her as a success….you know that makes people think she’s anything but average…so whoring out was worth it….clown faced bitch.

Posted in:Emmy Rossum

2012

22

Aug

Prince Harry Naked Party in Vegas of the Day

If you were born into the Royal Family, second in line to be king, raised with no mother and a queer as fuck father, with access to millions, an heir to billions, as high profile a socialite they fucking come….you’d be naked in hotel rooms banging random naked girls for your friends to watch…in fact you’d be doing that even if you weren’t a billionaire, second in line to be king, spoiled brat rich kid….it is what life is all about…

This isn’t a big deal considering he’s had pics of himself dressed up like a Nazi…dude’s just into having a good time…and I appreciate that…people need to lighten up…this is what life is all about…..maybe not your boring 9-5 Suburban Christian life…but the life of anyone who isn’t a slave to a miserable existence…

Posted in:Prince Harry

2012

22

Aug

Sara Jean Underwood & Emily Ratajkowski Do Carl’s Jr of the Day

I don’t give a fuck about that Sara Jean Underwood bottom feeding playboy trash whore…..her G4 TV nerd bullshit, and her implants fucking suck…

However, I am a fan of Emily Ratajkowski ….even though she ignores me and I generally hate girls who ignore me….it makes me want hire bikers to “tickle” them with force….because tickle is the new rape….

It may have to do with her duck lip injections…or the fact that she looks perfect when she is NAKED….and I Mean PERFECT ….

She’s not famous yet, only 5,000 people on instagram and twitter care about her…but she is gonnna be real fucking famous within a month…and I like that…even if it took riding Sara Jean Underwood to get there….

I like to think I was up on this first…but don’t like that I didn’t get up in this before it was too late…and it is alredy too late…she’s too big to talk to me…but at least I can always jerk off to her….she can’t take that away from me….

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|Sara Jean Underwood

2012

22

Aug

Grimes New Video and Some Tit Licking – Girl Kissing of the Day

Grimes is some producer and performer from Canada, who apparenly lives or lived in the same city as me and who I didn’t seduce with my charm enough in efforts to ride her wave to fame…You know, K-Fedding her after she becomes huge, remembering me as her old friend from before she was famous after fame broke her down….but I am unaware of these things when it matters….

I catch wind of shit after the ship has sailed and bitch has already become overhyped, cuz I know she’s blowing the fuck up on the indie music scene, we’re talking rockstar status, invited to all the big events, annoying……

I’ve heard her album a few times, and even if it isn’t my normal music I masturbate to since I prefer the sound silence, not the song, but the actual sound of silence

….but she’s good…. not as good as she is at licking tits at a party….and tonguing a girl….but good none the less.

Here are some pics of her licking titties….and if that’s not good enough for you, you can watch her new video….she’s doing some fan boy shit and looks good….but I prefer the dyke behavior…and posting the pics is the kind of shit that will get me beat up locally by the lesbians…

Who cares. It is all good marketing. More importantly…I’m just posting pics, it’s not like I took them or posed for them….it’s all on you….you grimey bitch.

On a sidenote, these may not be pics of Grimes…someone emailed me and said they were, but I have facial recognition blindness.

Posted in:Grimes|NSFW