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2012

13

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


Hanging out with international models is alright….but having sex with them is better….

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Here are some morning links while i rest my prostate….

Cat Vesus Turtle Is Starting Monday Off
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Some Female Atheletes That Sell Sex
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Miley Cyrus Looks Like A Dang Ol’ Lesbian
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100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes of All Time
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The 15 Funniest Jokes From Comedy Central’s “Roast Of Roseanne”
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Free Cam Shows to Have Some Monday Fun With (NSFW)
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Slut is Drowning In Her Friends Pussy Juice (NSFW)
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Russian Super Cat is Here to Save All Humanity
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Nikki Sims is Playing Twister (NSFW)
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2012

10

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve been drinking all day….and as far as I’m concerned that makes me a winner….the fact I came home to post my stepLINKS….makes me feel like a fucking loser….internet ruined my life – send nuds – love Jesus…not the son of god, great marketer, religious kind….but the the Drunkenstepfather kind…..

It’s Gwen Stefani’s Butt In A Bikini
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Guess Who Got Busted For DUI – We ALl Drink When Are Daughters Get Too Fat and Old to Fuck…
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NBC Went Softcore on this Beach Volleyball Reel.
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Rachel Weisz in Lace
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Best pole dance
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Sexiest Countries at the Olympics
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Gallery: The 50 Hottest Female Cops On TV Shows
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Maryse Ouellet Lets It All Hang Out
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Lily is the stuff Dreams Are Made Of (NSFW)
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Debbie is One Sexy Teen (NSFW)
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Free Cam Show Heaven (NSFW)
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Sofia Vergara Says You Ain’t Nothing In Latin America If You Don’t Have A Fat Ass
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Sandusky Pedophile Ring? Feds Suspect Sicko Shared Boys with Other Men
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Pervert Films Girl at Nudist Beach
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Sexiest Countries at the 2012 Olympics
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Julianne Hough Bikini Candids
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PLEASE DONT SHOOT (NSFW)
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6 Mud-Covered Gems From The Premiere Of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo – VIDEO
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Kim Kardashian’s Huge Boobs in See Thru Shirt
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Cameron Diaz, Just Because
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Rihanna Sizzles During Beach Shoot as the New Face of Barbados (PHOTOS)
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Ashley Greene, Just Because
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Hot Blonde Brings Out the Sexy (NSFW)
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National Anthem Butchered
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‘God Hates Gays’ Road Sign Spotted In Utah Sparks Outrage
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Fap Worthy Vgideo of the Day (NSFW)
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Kristen and Rachel Get It On (NSFW)
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Cam Model Has Nervous Breakdown, Impressive Dildo Collection
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Kate Moss Denim Short Hotness
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Jennifer Lawrence is Still Bringing the Sex
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Dirty Dirty Web Cam Slut (NSFW)
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Lindsay Lohan Behaving Badly? You Don’t Say
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Some High Flying Nip Slip Action From Jessica Stroup
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How Can You Not Stare At This Cleavage
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These Nipples Want You To Come To Barbados
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Heidi Klum for Jordache
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Random Karaoke Girl Gone Nuts
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Craziest Olympic Pics
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Cameron Diaz Boring…
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Skye Sweetnam in Shorts
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Dakota Fanning in Tights
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Ali Larter Skinny Legs
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Audrina Patridge Got Back
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Heidi Klum in a Jordache Campaign
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Dirty Over 30
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I think These Horrors of Camming is Fake
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Drunk and Horny Party Girls.
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GIRLS USING WEBCAMS – GETTING NAKED FOR FREE – CUZ THEY HAVE DADDY ISSUES
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2012

10

Aug

Katy Perry at a Bikini Pool Party of the Day


Katy Perry went to a pool party….and she wore a bikini….an innovative concept for a forward thinking mind like her….you know since she’s not a fucking thick, troll, puppet with big tits, used by the record labels to “Josie and the Pussycat” the market….getting kids to buy garbage….cuz they are all sucked into her candy coated devil music….designed to steal our souls and make us consume….

She’s fucking garbage….and I’d rather see her shot in a public square for her crimes on our freedom….but I guess while I wait for that to never happen, I’ll just stare at her tits…

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2012

10

Aug

Sophia Bush High Heel Challenge of the Day


Tight pants and ridiculously high heels is all I really ask for out of a bitch….from 16 – 30 this simple fucking move is all it takes to remind us that you are still alive, that you matter, that you are willing to do whatever it takes for another big hit like “ONE TREE HILL” or whatever the shit she was last on that made motherfuckers, mainly weird virgin loser awkward people love her….especially when it is self shot and put onto twitter….because actual photographers don’t give a shit about you as they are onto the more relevant…while I am more into watching people hold the fuck on….

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2012

10

Aug

Masha Novoselova Titties for PULP No.5 of the Day


Masha Novoselova is a model I’ve never heard of but who I can tell is from a communist country, even though that Iron Curtain fell….and communist jokes are a think of the 90s, played out and almost as boring as mail-order bride jokes…even though you can still buy mail order brides if you really wanted to, cuz the Russian Mob runs the sex trade and these women still want American citizenship cuz they haven’t realized that Levis and Cocacola they grew up craving isn’t all that exciting, and most of the USA is more war torn than their Russian infrastructure, but more importantly, that there are many rich as fuck Russians who can offer a way better life than the kind of guy who would buy a wife off the internet….

Not that that matters, what matters is that she gets naked for fashion like a good fucking model trying to be a household name…and I’m into that….cuz it is on the spectrum of whore and that’s all I ask or want from a girl…

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2012

10

Aug

Nathalia Ramos in a Bikini on the Beach of the Day


I’ve done my research on this NATHALIA RAMOS chick the last time she brought her 19 year old tits out in a bikini….

From what I gather from my extensive understanding of girls in staged paparazzi pics, she’s trying to get herself famous, because she is busty, an aspiring actor, cuz really what girl under 25 isn’t an aspirig actor these days…..filled with dreams of fame…and approval from the masses…when all she really has to realize is that she has rich parents, doesn’t need to make it for herself, and might as well just get topless for free to make some noise because I wan to see how this shit hangs without the whole build up of doing straight to DVD roles for the next 5 years before her broken dreams and feelings of failure take her to that dark place….

I guess her young, naive, feelings that she’s got a chance are kinda cute…but I prefer a more realistic approach to this kind of shit…especially when packing tits….

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2012

10

Aug

Kelly Brook is in Lingerie of the Day


Kelly Brook is a fucking pig of a woman….who I am not going to call fat, because I met a girl last night who I wanted to fuck, who knew about the site, and who told me that all I do is call chicks fat, and when I tried to explain to her that some of the girls are actually fat while pinching her stomach, she told me to fuck myself, leading to me not getting a blowjob in the bathroom….but I bet if I put a donut around my dick, I would of…cuz some girls….like Kelly Brook, can’t say no to sugary fried delights, no matter what the delivery system is….

What I am getting at is, if a girl has DDs, she’s usually gonna have a fat dumpy ass, and I don’t mind calling her out on it, cuz everyone else is sucking her dick-clit….and paying her big bucks that should go to someone who has DDs, isn’t 100 years old, and isn’t sloppy yet….

So repetitive in calling these girls fat or not…it is what it fucking is – I don’t make them eat all that cake – they do it to themselves – and you are the real asshole.

Here is the video

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2012

10

Aug

Stella Hudgens Tube Top Bikini of the Day


Stella Hudgens is Vanessa Hudgen’s little sister, who I am pretty sure is 16, but more importantly, has taken her sister’s lead, you know a page out of her fucking book, in efforts to get known, cuz even at a young age, she knows she has to outdo all her sister has done, because her sister paved the way for her to make noise, and no one wants to be a second rate Vanessa Hudgens, it is embarrassing….even if you are blood….

So she’s slowly getting more and more scandalous….and sure these arent’ self shot nudes…but they are a step in the right direction….

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2012

10

Aug

Kim Kardashian in a See Through of the Day


Kim Kardashian and her boyfriend who is probably not her boyfriend but her publicity stunt that he agreed to allow happen cuz it worked as a publicity stunt for him – knowing her huge fan base really cares about what she’s up to and even though he’s already a big deal…there is no harm having the media talking about him more…cuz that’s what having a Napolean complex is all about….I may be 5 foot 2 bitch….but I’m Kanye West….kinda thing…and who really cares about him…the real issue is this bitch, rocking a bra, showing off her fat tits for attention while carting around a black man like this was a plantation in the south….all for contrived personal gain….representing all that is wrong in the world….pretty much pissing on her religious, armenian father’s grave, having used her trust fund to fund an interracial porn career….that ballooned as hard as her ass ballooned…into this….

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2012

10

Aug

Lana Del Rey – Vogue Italia – August 2012 of the Day

Lana Del Rey may be one of the bigger jokes in the music scene, as far as I am concerned, which pretty much means nothing, cuz my opinion doesn’t matter, especially when it comes to analyzing the music industry, because I am neither an authority on the shit…or an authority on anything…

I will say I’ve seen her live performances back when she was making tons of noise with her YOUTUBE viral video success and I am pretty sure she fucking sucked….not to mention she has little sex appeal….just an average rich chick with plastic surgery who made thanks to daddy’s money, and that’s not even what offended me, cuz if I had a rich dad, I’d milk it too, that’s just competitive fucking advantage, but it was just some candy coated garbage that the public ate up…and now she’s seen as some icon…when I think she was better being a tormented rich kid, on drugs, with no commercial success….it’s better for low self esteem to feel worthless….at least when it comes to having sex with them…..

Either way, here she is in Vogue Italia…boring…

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