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2012

25

Jun

Jojo’s Ass In Pantyhose Performing of the Day

Jojo is on a comeback tour after alienating all her fans when she was underage by getting fat and dating black dudes….cuz what she didn’t realize is that anyone who was into her underage body and labeled her jailbait undeservingly in ways I still don’t understand….was probably inbred white trash who fucks his handicapped sister….you know not the kind of guy into girls who get down with brothers….but at least she’s doing this comeback tour right….wearing pantyhose, showing off ass, I mean she may never have been appealing to me, but that doesn’t mean she can’t be a slut I’ll stare at when there’s nothing better to look at….


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2012

25

Jun

Sara Jean Underwood Hot Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Sara Jean Underwood is tapping into the softcore part of her roots, you know the firs 3-4 pics of a Playboy pictorial, before the actual nudity comes out, cuz she probably misses it, or more importantly knows that’s all people care about, and the only reason she has a job on TV is cuz she got up into that at 18…..and the good new is that after she posts smut like this on twitter, I can CROSS REFERNCE HER NUDE PICS, SIZING UP HER LABIA making her new half naked pics a good support document to her old naked pics that made her relevant….I dig it….

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2012

25

Jun

Erin Wasson Naked and Amazing for Zink Magazine Summer 2012 of the Day

Erin Wasson is a 30 year old model who I don’t think has really done all that much in the last 5 years, but who is a name I remember because she’s hot….apparently she’s a vampire in the Ab Lincoln Vampire Hunter movie that I think should have never been made based on concept alone….I mean coupled with offending your founding fathers long after their death by shitting on their graves…..but that is a good move for her to give her career a little more longivity….cuz modeling doesn’t last forever and it is all down hill at 27 for any bitch….

That said, she’s brought her rock and roll, prison tattoos, sufer chick titties to ZINK magazine, her body is fit, and I’m into it.

Posted in:Erin Wasson|NSFW|Photos

2012

25

Jun

Jessica Biel’s Awesome Timberlake Ass in a Bikini Bottom of the Day

Jessica Biel, Justin Timberlake’s Fiance, for reasons that can only be explained as knowing his deep dark secrets or maybe cuz of her broad manly back that allows him to fantasize that he is in fact in a man’s ass instead of hers, or maybe she’s just strong enough to throw him the fuck around like a little bitch, or maybe she’s just a nice girl with a great ass and fit body that was once deemed a little butch, but is now much preferred over other bitches her age who are all fat as fuck now…..because there has to be a reason why a dude who could have any pussy has chosen this….maybe it all comes down to her letting him have any pussy as long as she gets to stick her dick in some of them along the way…who knows…all I know is that when focusing on her ass and not her rippling muscles…she’s fucking good.


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Posted in:Jessica Biel

2012

25

Jun

Rihanna’s Shitty Nipple Ring of the Day


This is a clown see through bro.

You see it’s not even a see through, it is just Rihanna and all her small titty hustle, rocking no bra, cuz of her small titties, allowing the camera flashes to bounce of her metal nipple ring, providing us with something you can’t even jerk off to, not that you can jerk off to Rihanna, but I don’t see what you wouldn’t be able to, she’s a fit enough black girl grinding up and slutting out as much as she can cuz it is all part of her marketing a persona…..a fact that you would assume would make this see through have more penetration in it…but I take what I can get.


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2012

25

Jun

Whitney Port Shitty Fucking Body in a Bikini of the Day

I know that no one gives a fuck about Whitney Port….and that there is no reason to post her bikini pics…because she was just some rich kid who managed to get on some bullshit show that was luckily canceled a long time ago, something that should have made all the girls who were on the show fade into their collective obscurity cuz they are trash and don’t matter…but for some reasonn on slow days…still have the paparazzi willing to snap off some pics cuz they can make a couple of dollars cuz someone may run a “where are the worthless cunts now” story…..but I am doing it because I don’t care how irrelevant she is or how she doesn’t matter….I care that she’s a skinny bitch who looks fat and sloppy while maintaining being skinny and that’s disgusting….we used to call this bitches SLIM FATS….and encourage them to hit the fucking gym and do some squats….cuz seeing skin hang over a bikini…is almost as gross at size 2 as it is at size 22….Sort it out, it’s not like bitch’s schedule is too intense to make somee time for the gym….


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2012

25

Jun

Jessica Simpson’s Huge Mom Tits for Twitter of the Day

When the pic is cropped proper…it is almost as if she doesn’t have 50-100 lbs of excess fat under those stupid tits…it is almost like her stupid tits are some golden, nourishing, lovely playground built on fantasies that I want to climb up to and get lost inside….you know with so much tit to fill my hands and mouth and possibly even suffocate on….like this was Charlie in the Chocolate Factory and I was the fat kid next to a river of chocolate….heaven….except you know when you zoom out…you’re dealing with a walmar body…belly out, ready for diabetes, heart disease and motorized scooters to takee her down the adult diaper aisles….I’ve seen her kind before….but those tits…on their own…are fucking awesome….and huge….

Posted in:Jessica Simpson

2012

25

Jun

Jenny McCarthy’s Playboy Cover of the Day

My friends over at Playboy took a risky strategy that I can only blame on Heff’s dying, strokes, totaly disconnect from what people actually want to see, that comes in the form of Jenny McCarthy showing off her naked body in Playboy like it was 1999 and she was just starting up her career, instead of it being 2012, when her career has pretty much hit a brick wall…..and I guess the only hope is that her implants are only 16 years old, so we can stare at those like sex offenders, when her AUSTISTIC child making rest of her get ignored….

I don’t care how fit bitch is, there comes an age when you put your clothes back on and never take them off, where publicity stunts come in the form of attempted suicide and drunk driving…not showing off bush she’s already been quoted as saying she grew out to cover up her old mangled lips…

Either way, disaster…but I’ll post the rest of the pics when they drop….cuz I like disasters in the form of the woman form.

Posted in:Jenny McCarthy

2012

25

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The weekend stepLINKS never published, so I’m gonna re-post them here. I have this thing where I don’t move on weekends at all. I don’t turn on the computer. I don’t leave my couch. I blame chronic fatigue syndrome, but it could just be boredom, depression, being uninspired, diabetes, getting older, my fat wife stealing my soul…..but I’ll step it up eventually…cuz I skipped 2 really hot pool parties that I wasn’t invited to….and that shit woulda probably been more fun than staring at the wall……on a long weekend – national holiday for french trash….

Here’s some links….better late than never….

Monday Starts Off With a Pair of Star Crossed Lovers – VIDEO
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20 Hottest Champions in Sports
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Free Cam Shows, Have Yourself Some Fun
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WTF Photo of the Day is a Cake…Of the Day
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Cats in Water – a Compilation – VIDEO
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Jessica Simpson Cleavage
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Stolen Sex Tape Sexiness
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Penelope Cruz Gallery
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Here’s Friday’s stepLINKS – There is Gold in Here….

Miley Cyrus Short Shorts
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Karen Klein is Laughing All the Way to the Bank – MUST READ
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Animal Almost Died Twice
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25 Women You Didn’ Know Were WAGS
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Katy Perry Launches a Record Label – She Should Stick to Showing Her Tits
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6 Year Old Yoyo Master
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The 25 Best Horror Movies Streaming On Netflix Right Now
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Mila Kunis Brings the Sexy
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Adele is a Miracle Healer or Something
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This Slut is Stripping in a Mall
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Can’t Go Wrong With Nude Beach Babes
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Free Cam Shows, Have Yourself Some Fun
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Blonde Hottie Gets Herself Off
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In Dumbass Lawsuit News
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The 15 Most Painful Fighting Fails Ever
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Ashley Robbins is Stripping By the Lake
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Anna Torv Bikini Hotnss
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Let’s Hear it For Big Beautiful Tits
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Kelly Brooke Tight Work Out Body
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Amber Rose is Whoring It Up Again
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Anderson Cooper is My Fave Gay in the Whole World!!! I’m Not Even Kidding
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Been Awhile Since We Saw Shakira
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Tara Reid Has Seen Better Days
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Meet Keira Winters
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Mobility Scooter Takes the Stairs WTF – VIDEO
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Just a Typical Breakfast With Dennis Rodman
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This Slut is Giving Us the Money Shot
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Bella Reese, Charity Bangsa and Courtney Cummz Get It On
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Vacation Sex: Fucking In Your Friend’s Bed When They’re Away
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Summetime Means Short Shorts
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Emma Stone is Looking Cute
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More of Lindsay Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor
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Kirsten Dunst is a Farmer’s Daughter Sexual Fantasy
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The Most Beautiful Women of Wimbeldon
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Alec Baldwin Says Paparazzi Ruined His Life
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Mila KUnis is Angry and Hot
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Goyte Guitar Solo
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I’m Still Watching Octomom on a Sybian
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Teachers Pranking Students
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Taylor Momseen Lesbian and Half Naked in FHM
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I want to fuck this bathing suit off Miranda Kerr
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Amazing Gear For Your Summer NEEDS
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From the stepFORUM!!
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Vanessa Minnillo Pregnant with Hard Nips in Tight Clothes
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Kelly Brook Hard Nipple Run
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Carissa Rosario Bikini
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Kylie Minogue in a Slutty Dress
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Katie Price Ridiculous on a Horse
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Lindsay Lohan Hot Body in Tight Clothes on Set
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Michelle Keegan Hot Tits
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Anna Chlumsky Boring Cleavage
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Ashley Tisdale Legs
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Lauren Vandervoot is Hot as Fuck
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Carmen ELectra’s Got Tits
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Jennifer Metcalfe Bikini Photoshoot
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Renee Olstead Boring Photoshoot
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Miley Cyrus Short Shorts are Genius
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See Anna Torv in Her Bikini
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See Katherine Jenkins in a Bikini
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Bath Salts = Great Sex
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FUCK BUDDIES
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Random Porn Videos of the Day
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There is one reason I like the Internet…..Pussy….Willing To Be Watched
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

25

Jun

Lauren Prepon’s Tits of the Day

There comes a time in every woman’s career that if she is ignored long enough, or if her sitcom partner in crime’s career surpasses her career hard enough, that she will bust out her secret weapon that’s not all that secret, to make some noise.

Unfortunately, this kind of thing only happens a few times in a lifetime, cuz I mean when else can you remember a sitcom girl pulling out her tits you’ve always wanted to see, cuz Mila Kunis is all famous and Lauren Prepon wants her chance….but who cares, let’s just be happy it happened today…

The movie is called ‘Lay The Favorite’ and I already like it….but that’s cuz I’ve always wanted to see these tits…even if she is a bit of a monster mash….and she’s about 10 years late on getting this done….

Posted in:Lauren Prepon|NSFW