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2012

06

Jul

Sophie Turner Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Sophie Turner is some old, washed up, stripper trash who tried really hard to make it, but never quite made it….

Let’s take a look at her bio from her site:

Sophie Turner grew up in southern Australia as the youngest of four children, immersed in a family that practiced the importance of traditional morals and values.

I think that’s all we really need to know about her….and those traditional morals and values, whatever the fuck that mean, involve prostituting herself on the internet, showing off her fake tits…

Her real claim to fame is that she was in law school, but dropped out to pursue her dream of being a slut people jerk off to back in 2001….by 2008, she realized that dream was going no where, so she wen back to school….but as her bio concludes…

Sophie continues to share her star quality with the world at large.

I am always amazed people like this exist….here are her traditional morals and values half naked on the interner via twitter….

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2012

06

Jul

Erin Heatherton Bikini Model Bikini Body in Bikini of the Day


Leonardo DiCaprio Holidays with Bikini-Clad… by splashnews

Leonardo DiCaprio is kinda obvious with his choices in women…I don’t think the choices are all that bad…I mean let Victoria’s Secret do the pussy recruiting for you, they are professionals and scope the world for the best models they can find, and you’re too busy sitting on a mountain of money, living a vacation of a life, being famous to do that shit yourself, but the fact that he runs through their roster of bitches, is almost comical, you know like a pre-requisite to the job, you know in the interview process when they get hired, they have to sign a “you will have to have sex with Leonardo DiCaprio, Victoria’s Secret models is his festish”….contract …and I think he shoulda probably gone for a hotter one, but this one’s alright, I mean they are all pretty interchangable, as he continues to prove everytime he sticks his dick in one of their vaginas…


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2012

06

Jul

Kendall Jenner Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Kendall Jenner is the last hope for the Kardashian family to carry on for the next couple years. She is young, she is clean of all Armenian DNA, she has the body of an Olympian, and she’s totally into whoring herself out to the people, cuz that’s all she’s been around, since her sister dropped the sex tape and became a multi million dollar making whore….

She’s still a kid, so it is safe to say that it starts with bikini pics. and will probably ends with sex tapes…depending on how much money the Kardashian have in the next 10 years….which I am hoping is not very much….

Here’s a little pic she put on twitter to remind you that she’s training for this….she’s getting prepared and ready…she’s inherited her dad’s competitive drive….and her mom’s hooker morals and values

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2012

06

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I went out drinking and fell in love at least 10 times. Sure everyone was at least a decade younger than me, but that’s what made them worth wanting to damage, if I didn’t fear that they were already damaged and rocking herpes….My favorite of the night was the hot girl who was fighting with her skirt against the wind, who ended up flashing me her ass, in a way that was probably an accident, but enough for me to pretend she did it for me as a tease or invitation to play out some rape fantasies that I didn’t play out cuz I am impotent….I’ve failed as a man and I must bang fat chicks to punish myself.

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Russian Flash Mob! Why Not? – VIDEO
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NFL Cheerleader Tryouts: 100 Hottest Photos
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Kris Humphries Got His Rebound From Kim Kardashian Pregnant Like A Genius
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This is Why You Should Involve Your Kids in Music
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The 15 Hottest Damsels In Distress In Movies
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Free Cam Shows Will Make Friday the Best It Can Be (NSFW)
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She May Get Her Fist Stuck Up There (NSFW)
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2012

05

Jul

Britney Spears Bikini for Facebook of the Day

Britney Spears Bikini

Britney Spears just posted this bikini picture of her on Facebook and I figured I’d relay the message to you…I am not entirely sure what the message she is trying to get out to the people is…I just know this is a textbook case of a girl help captive by prisoners and abusers who need her because she makes them huge money…tying to cry for help using her kids strategically so that her handlers don’t catch on. This her sending out smoke signals, she knows a bikini pic will get reach, so look for clues, we can save her before it is too late…even though when she hit 30 and already dropped a couple kids out of her uterus, it was too late….

All this to say, save yourselves before saving some rich as fuck, money making machine who has won the lottery that is life even if her life sucks and she stages these pics for help in her bikini…but take the time to check her out in her bikini cuz all girls in bikini are good…especially when they are popstars who went to shit but are making a comeback in hotness.


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2012

05

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m in Fourth of July withdrawal….Independence Day Lost…I feel like a virgin just raped…I need them to bring it back…I can’t live without it…and I’m not even American….so many bikinis….all over…

Here are some links while I go kill myslef…or get drunk and try to bang sluts…both I’ll probably fail at…

We Get It, Aubrey O’Day, You Put Your Butt Where It Doesn’t Belong
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Madonna Cries During Like a Virgin
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Anne Hathaway Slutty for GQ Spain
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Kristina Shannon Lesbian Love In Hollywood!
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Aubrey O’Day Makes Me Want To Jerk Off, Then Throw Up
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Ultimate Batting Practice
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Hottest Female Athletes in Each Sport
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The 10 Worst Movies Of 2012 (So Far)
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Who is This Micaela Schaefer and Why did She Lose Her God Damn Mind
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I’d Say Jessica Simpson’s Kid is Ugly But Then Again All Babies Are Ugly, So
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She’s Got a Perfect Little Ass (NSFW)
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Gotta Love a Super Sexy Cheerleader (NSFW)
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Hot Slut of the Day is a Vintage Video Hoe
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Free Cam Shows, Have Some Fun (NSFW)
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This Brunette is a Squirter (NSFW)
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Hottest Female Athletes from Each Sport: 2012 Edition
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This Whole Snookie Being a Mom Soon Thing is Downright Terrifying
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Hitomi Tanaka in a Bikini (NSFW)
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Lindsey Vonn See Through at the French Open (NSFW)
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WTF Sex Fetish of the Day (NSFW)
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Michelle Heaton Pin Stripped Panty Upskirt (NSFW)
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Stacey Kiebler is Still Banging George Clooney
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Heidi Klum Flaunts Major Cleavage in Bikini’d Twitpic for Fourth of July
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I’d Like to Be All Over Shakira
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Check Out Krystal Lynn (NSFW)
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Random Photo Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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You Are Not The Father! The Most Memorably Ratchet Moments From The Maury Povich Show
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She’s Got Her Tits Out (NSFW)
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Sandy and Deny Get It On (NSFW)
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The Smallest Cock in Porn – VIDEO (NSFW)
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Ahhhh Gotta Love Those Legs
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Random Dudes Try To Woo Candice Swanepoel in Miami
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Amazing College Teens (NSFW)
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Bruce Willis’ Daughter Tallulah Might Have Nude Photos
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Ahhhhh Emma Stone
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Mila Kunis Denies Dating Ashton
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How To Bang Chicks…
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These Perfect Tits Will Ruin Your Marriage…
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How to Dance Dubstep
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20 Best Nut Shots in Sports
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Melissa Satta has An Ass That’s made For Fucking, Dont You Agree?
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Jersey Show Signs STD Clause
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Epic Fails with Sparks
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Dora Meszaros and Kyra Black for Penthouse
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May Lindstrom Nudes for Treats!
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Mischa Barton Big Cleavage
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DJ Juicy M in XXL Ukraine
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Hilary Duff Big Mom Tits
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J.Lo Big Ass on TV
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Amy Childs Big Tits in a Bikini
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Amy Childs in a Different Bikini
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Micaela Schaefer is Ridiculous
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Micaela Schaefer is Still Ridiculous
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Ashley Greene in Cosmo
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Lauren Ramsey Topless in Some Show
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Alice Eve in Tatler
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Silvie Van der Vaart Bikini
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Sofia Vergara Women’s Health
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Imogen Thomas Huge Tits
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Foot Fetish Masturbation
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This Will Scare the Fuck Out of You
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Random Porn Videos
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My Sister Peeing
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Internet’s Got Hot SLUTS Willing to Get Naked
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2012

05

Jul

Kaley Cuoco See Through Boob Pic for Twitter of the Day

They say this is a see through pic of Kaley Cuoco’s boob, posted on twitter, I say that anyone following Kaley Cuoco on twitter, probably sees boobs in everyday things all the time, it is something that comes with virginity and not having ever touched a boob, that makes all things that are attainable worth fucking….from ripe fruit to cold cuts…wet towels to couch cushions….because I’m looking at these pics of the hot girl amongst nerds…who is never hot cuz hot girls are too busy hanging with guys on steroids with tribal tattoos….and I don’t see shit….put your virgin loser nerd who lives at home with your mom playing RPG and other socially awkward games like finding the proton..glasses…and let me know if you do.

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2012

05

Jul

J.Lo in a Bikini Getting Mounted by a K-Fed of the Day

You wanna know what this Casper the Friendly Gold Digger is thinking right about now….”Too bad she’s menopausal”…

True fucking story, cuz knocking up a bitch like J.Lo means being set for fucking life…and really the fact that she’s J.Lo makes her semi more interesting than the dudes he was banging before her, you know at dance practice…before deciding it was time to go straight, cuz being gay was a one way ticket to HIV…and J.Lo’s life was so glamorous and appealing….

I hate J.Lo, she is too old, trying too hard, but even I’d consider trying to knock her up for the private jets. I’m a user like that….I’d even pu up with her bullshit cuz it is better than thankless work…it’s just too bad she’s menopausal and can’t get knocked up….I’m with you Casper the friendly gold digger….but keep on trying…maybe it’ll stick…Lottery winning every day.


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2012

05

Jul

DJ Juicy M in a Bikini for XXL Ukraine of the Day

The DJ game got ridiculous a few years ago….

I am not into the whole party scene, DJ scene purist down with the hip hop scene, but I do know that there was a time dudes had to buy records, make their own records, to get booked shows where on the high end they’d make 2,000 dollars maybe 5,000 if they were fucking hero DJ, which in and of itself is a retarded concept….

The MP3 dropped, destroyed vinyl, or actual investment in music…blogs told all these idiot posers what to play instead of instinct…technology and programs made DJing easy…then DJs became rockstars and made 50,000 dollars a show…and bitches like this decided to add DJing to their modeling…to give them an edge….and people responded….and the whole thing is so stupid…that I can’t help but love it…cuz party sluts playing music for party sluts is the premise of all my sexual fantasies…

Her name is DJ Juicy M and she’s probably a clown in the DJ booth playing pre-mixed sets and moving like she was Paris Hilton, but hot in a bikini….I’m into her playing the soundtrack of my life via my dick.

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2012

05

Jul

Melissa Satta Hot Bikini Pics of the Day

Melissa Satta Bikini

Melissa Satta is a 26 year old Italian-Amrican model, TV presenter and actress, at least that is what she wrote in her bio, because I’ve never heard of the bitch…..and the reality is, you should see the number of girls I talk to her are “models” just because some low level photographer gives them 50 bucks to take nude pics of them…or because they were hired to give out samples at a music festival…or because they are signed to some shitty agency that doesn’t get them work but that gives them a stamp of approval even if they are the fourth fucking string….

The world is filled with hot girls and the real hot ones tend to be the ones who don’t call themselves models, tv presenters and actresses…..

The reality is that she left America for Italy to break into the scene, it is easier to do MTV Italy than doing MTV where she’d stand no chance, then she banged some footballers, or soccer players to Americans, got into the media, and now she matters….

That hustle can also be considered sleeping her way to relevance, or prostitution, only instead of 100 dollars an hour, she gets in the media….

And who really cares, because at least she’s taken the time to get some implants to make her irrelevance a little less irrelevant….

You see, cuz I like tits.


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