2012
31
May
I did a post on ALYSSA MILLER IN HER BIKINI yesterday….where I said she’s one of the rookie’s in the SI Swimsuit shit this year…but she’s been overshadowed by sloppy Kate Upton…all because Kate Upton is huge in all senses of the word….famous, hyped, and thick enough for me to know she’s gonna end up fat….
When the real star they’ve found is this Alyssa Miller bitch….even if only because she’s MODELED TOPLESS ALREADY …
I’m a fan….Die Upton…Team Miller.
Posted in:Alyssa Miller
2012
31
May
I don’t know why Denise Richards has recently decided to stage these bikini photoshoots where she looks like a BOTOXED DEER IN THE HEADLIGHTS about to get hit….or maybe a crackwhore jacked up on stimulants…which isn’t so far from the truth…you know since she had a known addiction…and was rumored to have been an actual hooker…
I just know that I am glad they are happening…cuz they are funny….sure her body is better than most woman her age…and it is Denise Richards…albeit a modified version of her…but she’s still her age…and that age is too old for bikinis…even if it’s tolerable…
The level of desperate is what makes this hot.
Posted in:Denise Richards
2012
31
May
Kendall Jenner posted these pictures of her hot teen body all tight and ripped and amazing cuz teen girls who work out just aren’t built like 30 year old bitches who work out…you know it’s a chip your tooth on their asses…not get your watch lost in their pockets of cellulite asses…sure it is the aging process…but celebrate these 18 year olds…even if it makes the 30 year olds think you’re a creepy pervert…cuz they are just jealous of their youth and the fact that they’ve lost their own…cuz even though know they were hotter at 18….obviously….
The more fascinating thing about the Jenners is that their mom is whoring them out and has since they were young…making money for the family..even though they didn’t need money…at the expense of their well beings…while instilling morals and values to whore yourself for personal gain at a young age…instead of realizing it when their bodies turn 30….so in a lot of ways as much as I hate this family…I like the second string taking over…but maybe I’m just racist against armenians….
Posted in:Kendall Jenner
2012
31
May
I am not posting these pics of Karolina Kurkova because she’s hot, or half naked, or because she’s interesting…I’ve POSTED HER HOT PICS FROM HER VOGUE MEXICO TAKEOVER ….you see cuz I am a top blogger…
I am posting these pics of her because she’s pulling some sucking in her stomach to show off that she is no longer fat…typical fat chick turned skinny hustle…
We get it bitch…you turned your weight gain around…and didn’t become Anna Nicole Smith…get over it….
Posted in:Karolina Kurkova
2012
31
May
I know Lucy Pinder topless is nothing new….she’s a topless model…this is what she does and has been doing for at least 5 years…but a girl showing her tits under all circumstances is worth looking at….you know it is the premise of marriage and long term relationships…even though you’d rather see other tits naked…you’ll take the ones in your bed…cuz they are in your bed…it is all a matter of convenience…
Posted in:Lucy Pinder|NSFW
2012
31
May
THIS JUST IN – ANNE HATHAWAY’S DONE GONE BROKEN HER JERK OFF HAND…how’s she gonna give handies? Oh right…she’s not 15…and has a mouth, pussy and asshole to compensate and the truth is that she probably hasn’t used her hands for sexual purposes in years…she’s rich and has people for that….making this post a false alarm…I always waste your time…
Posted in:Anne Hathaway
2012
31
May
I went out to a bar for the first time in months….I forgot to instagram the whores I was chatting up….I realized I’m pretty old and fat…but luckily the same gang of rejects is still doing the same thing…and are old and fat too…so together we stared at the new generation of fat titties on fatter chickss than when we were 20…cuz of the high fructose corn syrup….I didn’t see tits…but a lot of girls were in sheer tops with bra…solid fashion…
Here are some morning links….
Top 20 News Fails – VIDEO
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25 of the Biggest Party Animals in Sports
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Free Cam Shows Make a Dull Life a Little Bit Better
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Jesus Christ Dina Lohan is Going to Be on TV Again
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Hamster Plays Dead! Yes!
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I’ll Never Get Tried of Sophia Vergara’s Cleavage
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European Slut Rubs One Out
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Mary-Kate Olsen Is Now Dating Olivier Sarkozy
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2012
31
May
Stacy Keibler’s got a rocking body…so rocking that I understand why George Clooney chose her to pretend to not be gay with….legs for fucking days….motherfucker….with wrestling experience…skills that can leg lock me in ways I’ve never been leg locked before….
Posted in:Stacy Keibler
2012
30
May
The highlight of my day was not seeing Chloe Sevigny with a prosthetic dick….(scroll down)….it was when walking the dog…the hottest 19 year old…with amazing tits, in a tank top, cuz it is summer said hi to me like we were old friends…only I didn’t recognize her, or even react, cuz I was hungover, confused as to whether I knew her or not, or more importantly whether she was talking to me….knowing I definitely didn’t bang her cuz there would have been more herpes on her face and anger in her eyes….which proves…that I fail at all windows of opportunity…or more importantly…that I need to get out more often…cuz that is a weak highlight of a day…unless of course things take a turn and she tracks me down…leading to anal on a park bench….it could happen…if i decided to leave the house….follow my instagram – DRUNKENSTEPFATHER – to find out…..
Here are the stepLINKS….
Mila Kunis Got Fat as Fuck
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25 Stanley Cup Hotties
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Venice Beach Treasure Chest Prank
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Chick Falling Off a Rope Swing
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Kate Moss Hot in Harper’s Bazaar
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Zhang Ziyi (That Karate Babe) is Caught Up in Some Sort of Prostitution Scandal
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This Shampoo Prank is Classic – VIDEO
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Sofia Vergara Ruins An Upskirt Shot
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Katy Perry Better Not Ever Leave Her House Without Make Up Again
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This Little Girl Will Shut You and Your Car Down
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Hot Brunette Gets Herself Off
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Free Cam Shows Make Life More Sexy
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WTF Video of the Day
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18 Year Old Films Herself Naked
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25 Stanley Cup-Worthy Hockey Hotties
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Self-Shot Video of Kelley Scarlett
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Coco Had a Nip Slip. there’s a Fucking Surprise
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Michelle Rodriguez On Why Nicole Kidman Won’t Win An Oscar For Pissing On Zac Efron
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Who Knew Darth Vader Had Such Great Tits
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Jessica Alba Down Blouse in her Black Dress
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Blake Lively, Just Because
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Kim Kardashian Gets ‘Punk’d’ By Ashton Kutcher (VIDEO)
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I Wanna Marry Charlize Theron
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Gotta Love a Slutty Red Head
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Got Time For Some Asian Persuasian?
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More Crappy Mom-dom…Drunk Pregnant Woman Leaves Kid In Car To Get A Belly Ring
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Janessa and Ashley Get It On – VIDEO
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Top 5: Porn & Sex Gifs To Rock Your World
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Ashley Tisdale, Just Because
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Alesha Dixon is Super Leggy
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Blonde Amateur is Super Sexy on Video
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Demi Lovato, Just Because
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Nutcase Doing Flips…
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Sofia Vergara Boring – Old – Sloppy – Upskirt
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Shaun White Banged Bar Refaeli
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Imogen Thomas Lets It All Hang Out In A Skimpy Bikini
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Selena Gomez Could Probably Handle 3 Guys At Once
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Jessica Alba Down Blouse Tittie Action – Complete with Stretch Marks…
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Now I Know Why This Bitch Wears Sunglasses. Great Tits.
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Arianny Celeste Big Fake Titties -> Get Arrested
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Jessica Simpson Shows Off Her Fat Baby
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Epic Paintball Battle
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From the stepFORUM!!
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Holly Henderson is Ridiculous…
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Karmen Pedaru is Hot
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Nathalie Portman Looks Like Shit
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Amazing Cable Nudity
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Topless Bitch Named Rosie
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Action Girls Military Porn
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Rubber Ducky Fetish Porn
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Random Porn Vids To Jerk Off To
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The Single Best Way to Spend Your Days…
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2012
30
May
Chloe Sevigny is still on that UK show Called Hit and Miss….that I haven’t really looked into to establish whether it is a hit or a miss….but I have posted her tranny prosthetic dick that I am sure some of you will get off to, cuz there is a reason tranny porn is so popular…and there is also a reason she was cast to play a tranny, that I call….looking like a Tranny….
Tranny’s disturb the fuck out of me…I’m old school at like the world to have 2 genders….none of these weirdo hybrids…stricken with serious emotional damage…
What is amazing in all this is that it is on TV. When I was a kid…all I had was Baywatch.
Posted in:Chloe Sevigny|NSFW|Videos
