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2012

30

May

Scarlett Johansson’s Not So Hot Dump Truck Body of the Day

I have always found Scarlett Johansson dumpy….I know she was marketed as this hot, glamourous, raspy voiced Siren, you’d expect to find in Old Hollywood…who now dresses like she was in fact in Old Hollywood, and has grown into a Granny, complete with saggers and a muff gut, wearing some old dress she got back in the 70s…..but she never was hot, glamourous….just raspy…and possibly a compulsive eater…always a slophole of a woman…and whenever I see pics of her now in her 30s…I’m reminded about how uneventful she’s always been and will continue to be….

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2012

30

May

Some Rosie Jones Naked in Front Magazine of the Day

Rosie Jones is a UK Glamour Model…which is essentially a stripper, or a Playboy chick, but more trashy, modern and hotter….you see cuz in Playboy, Heff is still the one picking the centerfolds….and homie’s gone fucking senile, making all the wrong choices, allowing UK mags to find hot, big titty slags to strip down in high concept, amazing spreads, making the bitch more famous than stripping and giving the mag orginal content for me to steal….This is the future people…..

Posted in:NSFW|Rosie Jones

2012

30

May

Jamie Lynn Spears Shitty Twitter Bikini Pics of the Day

Remember original teen mom Jamie Lynn Spears….who got knocked up at 12 like the trailer trash her family is…proobably in a teenage rebellion that stemmed from always being in Britney’s Shadow…and not just cuz Britney is Fat….but cuz Britney is one of the biggest stars around….even after all her break downs…and I’m not just talking about her thighs….

Either way, like all teen moms, and the only real benefit of being a teen mom, if you can afford to be one….is that her body looks far less ravaged that it probably would be if she was 30….but in defense to my theory that pregnancy ruins all…I haven’t seen her pussy or inserted a finger to see if it bounced back…

And reality is, bikini or not…she’s not all that hot….but I’ll post this shit anyway…

Posted in:Jamie Lynn Spears

2012

30

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The best thing about basement shit hole apartments during a rain storm is the flooding…I always wanted an indoor lake and now I got one….I may die from the chemicals, asbestos, mould….but right now…nature has come to me and all I need is a cocktail, like I was Tom Cruise, to make this feel like summer vacation….

Here are somee morning links to get down to…

Fail Compilation for May – VIDEO
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25 Epic Cheerleading Fails
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Free Cam Shows, Have Some Fun
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Matthew Fox is Probably a Woman Beater
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Dear LA Drivers, Amanda Bynes Will Hit-And-Run All Of You Shortly. Thank You For Your Patience
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Robbery Prank on Girlfriend
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Chick Gets Caught Getting Herself Off
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The 10 Sexiest Women At The 2012 Cannes Film Festival
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

29

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I am not surrounded by hot girls right now – and that is disappointing…I think it is time to leave my wife and marry a hot 20 year old immigrant who just wants citizenship and will treat me like a king until shit gets it via blowjobs…and I’ll use her and her friends to make my instagram less about my pug….because remember we pug people aren’t weird…society makes us this way by giving us pug merchandise to seduce other pug owner, usually female, with….but I do prefer posting pics of tits cuz I see the dog all fucking day…

That said FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM -> DRUNKENSTEPFATHER <- because I am not the Cannibal in Miami - and no I don't mean Rosie O'Donnell on her jetski, I mean homie hopped up on Bath Salts.... Here are the stepLINKS....

Katy Perry Got Slutty for Fleet Week
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I Really Hope British Airways Stole Kim Kardashian’s Latest Sex Tape Cuz I Haven’t Seen New Footage of Her Fucking a Black Guy in Years….
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Olympic Hotties to Look Out For
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This Noomi Rapace is Weird as Fuck
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Weird Lip Syncing Proposal Performance….Proof Real Losers Exist….I just Like the Upskirt of the Girl in Red….Drama Club Must Die…This reminds me that Bullying is Important to get people like this to off themselves…
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I Want to Bang This Girl
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Flash Bartender Insanity….
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If You Don’t Know About Workaholics Yet, You Are a Fucking Idiot
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Jamie Lynn Spears in In a Bikini
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More Spring Breakers Sluttiness
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FROGGER: Lunatic Lady Runs Through Traffic Naked
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Clint Eastwood’s Daughter is Getting Death Threats or Something
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Who Doesn’t Love a Slut in Lingerie?
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Free Cam Shows, Have Some Fun
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Big Tittied Teens Make Life Better
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Olympic Hottie World Tour: Hottest Athletes from 25 Countries
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Rihanna is Topless and Trying to Sell Us Something
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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GALLERY: GET YOUR TITS OUT
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Blast From The Past: A Hilarious Gallery Of Celebrity Graduation Pics!
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Veronica and Gianna Get It On
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Secret Bordello Takes Over Floor Of Budget Hotel
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Ashlee Simpson Just Because
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Beautiful Irina Shayk Leaving Hotel Martinez in Cannes
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Busty Ex Girlfriend Takes a Shower
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Ahhhhh Charlize Theron
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Surprise! Britney Spears is Still Crazy
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Weaponize Your Trash!
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Victoria Silvstedt Showing Off Her Big Tits
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Old Lady Tittie Grab
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Vanessa Hudgens Parties With Prostitutes In France
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Rihanna In The Nude
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A Topless (hand grab) Adrianne Curry Salutes The Troops
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I want to buy Evlis’ Tomb..
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Serena Williams O-Face
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Hamster Plays Dead – WTF
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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From the stepFORUM!!
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Monique Amin Naked in Sexy Magazine
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Imogen Thomas Topless and Covered in Nuts
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Melissa Debling and Friends in Diamon Boobilee PIcs
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Holly Henderson Panty Flash
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Natalie Portman is Done
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Bar Refaeli Riding Her Bike
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Janet Jackson Titties
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Karmen Pedaru in Vogue Paris
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Victoria Silvstedt in a Blue Bikini
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Nataly Correa Naked in Inerviu Spain
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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MILITARY PORN FOR MEMORIAL DAY
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RANDOM PORN VIDS
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PEEING ON A PUBLIC TOILET CAM
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FISTED ON THE TOILET
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DEEPTHROAT BLOWJOB
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I SAID – MILITARY PORN FOR MEMORIAL DAY
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The Single Best Way to Spend Your Days…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

29

May

Rihanna’s Nude Pics of the Day

I don’t know what these Rihanna Nude Pics are from…but I do know she really looks a lot like Bill Cosby….a slutty Bill Cosby that I can appreciate more than when actual Bill Cosby gets slutty cuz it is less awkward and there are less kids involved…never trust a man who makes a career out of having kids sit on his lap….unless he’s a drunk, homeless mall Santa trying to make ends meet….

Yes…this post has nothing to do with Rihanna…or her naughty behavior…unless of course Rihanna is Bill Cosby in costume…which is always possible…

Posted in:Rihanna

2012

29

May

Fergie in a Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Fergie’s posted this bikini pic on Twitter…and it is a hit…mainly cuz she’s got rockin’ tits… and even a rocking body….even though she’s often a miss…whether with her balding, her hard manly face…her stupid outfits and all else disappointing in her….but today…she’s far enough away that I don’t see her meth damage…or anything that may or may not throw me off…and reality is that I met her three years ago, held her hand backstage at an event I crashed, until her security guards pulled me away, as she smiled….it wasn’t love at first site…but she was probably more luxurious than any other girl I’ve violated before her….and I guess that makes staring at her tits a little more of a personal experience for me…you know back when I was at my peak.

Posted in:Fergie

2012

29

May

Eva Mendes Hot in Marie Claire UK July 2012 of the Day

Eva Mendes is amazing because she knows her place in Hollywood. She’s hot…but no hotter than thousands of other spic bitches…sure she’s got better tits than most…spic bitches are known to need implants….but if you were to go to the strip club in any town in America…you’d probably find one almost as good…you see it is a numbers game and 50% of the American population is gonna be hispanic soon….don’t blame me…blame the other Jesus…it is a catholic thing…

That said, she’s decided to not work the stripclub, but to work the movies as a stripper, and she looks great doing it….I’m a fan…

Here she is in Marie Claire UK….

Posted in:Eva Mendes

2012

29

May

Arta Dobroshi Flashes Her Ass in Cannes of the Day

I don’t know who Arta Dobroshi is….but I know she’s got a fucking long ass that I would rather see in SPANX….or really any ass shaping product…even hitting he gym doing squats…cuz whatever is going on here is offensive…

I decided to do some research on the ever informative DRUNKENSTEPFATHER.COM ARCHIVE where I discovered a post called Arta Dobroshi Has the Worst Body to Ever be on Film of the Day …..where I went onto say….and I quote…

I doubt anyone knows who this girl is, possibly because she wasn’t born a girl but had to mask her identity when escaping communist Russia and hormones were the only option, or maybe she was some science experiment in some German sex change lab,

I’m so informative…possibly the new WIKIPEDIA….

Either way…how ass bro…next time maybe you should try some pants….


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Posted in:Arta Dobroshi

2012

29

May

Karolina Kurkova in Lingerie for Vogue Mexico of the Day

I kinda liked Karolina Kurkova during her fat years…..you know when she COULDN’T FIT INTO HER DRESS DURING THE VICTORIA’S SECRET FASHION SHOW CUZ SHE GOT SO FAT ….It was an emotional time filled with baked goods…that almost got her fired from Victoria’s Secret, who’s secret isn’t that they hate fat chicks, if anything they love them, cuz they know fat chicks buy their shit to make their husbands happy, they just don’t want them modeling for them….and either do the husbands….

She blamed it on hormones, developed an eating disorder, had some kids, and now she’s in Vogue Mexico, my mother nation, wearing lingerie looking hotter than most moms should….

But I still miss her lowest point…that was the window of opportunity to move in on her big eastern european ass….but there’s always menopause to bring all that fat back….we can only hope…cuz SEEING HER FAT AND HALF NAKED ON THE RUNWAY BROUGHT ME JOY ….

Posted in:Karolina Kurkova