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2012

29

May

stepNEWS of the Day

The naked cannibal high on PCP and Bath Salts shit is just next fucking level crazy…the rest of the stepNEWS is prettyamazing too…..from 11 yera olds fallinng….to police being attacked…to polee dnacers and 80 year old Sky Divers Dying…the stepNEWS is amazing….

Pregnant Woman Crashes Car While Drunk
Police say a pregnant woman in Southfield, Michigan crashed her car while drunk. She had another child with her in the car at the time of the crash.

Officer accused of sending explicit videos to minors out of jail
A Gwinnett County police officer is accused of posting an explicit video on a website aimed towards minors.

Flasher on the Loose in Dayton, Ohio
Police in Dayton are searching for a flasher that has flashed multiple women around town.

80-Year-Old Falls Out Of Harness During Sky Dive
Laverne Everett went sky diving for her 80th birthday and fell out of her harness. Her instructor was able to hold onto her and she lived to tell about her experience.

Pole Dancers Pushing For Olympic Berth
Pole dancing supporters are hoping to raise public awareness and make it to the global stage.

Girl Falls From Rock Climbing Wall
A man used his cell phone to videotape his 11-year-old daughter rock climbing and on her way down from the top her harness broke.

Miami Police Take Down Naked Cannibal
Miami police took down a naked man found mauling another man, biting his face.

Caught on Tape: Robbery Suspect Attacks Police Officer
A robbery suspect attacked a Philadelphia police officer, attacking him with his own baton, , resulting in a shooting.

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2012

29

May

Gabrielle Union in a Bikini of the Day

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Gabrielle Union is some black chick in her bikini getting a tan….

She’s pretty much 40, she was in a movie a girl made me see called Think Like a Man, that was an infomercial for Steve Harvey’s book, and that wasn’t funny at all…probably cuz I was too busy staring at Meagan Good’s hotness the whole time….because I like to get down with colored folk sometimes…if anything they got more flavor than white people…unfortunately black girls hate me and never bang me…but that could be cuz I refer to them as colored folk….even if I know it is just jokes…they are sensitive about that shit…

Either way, hot for 40, in her bikini, Gabrielle Union…makes me want to write a rap song about it…but I’m not about to do that now!

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2012

29

May

Gigi Alonso Feshold, Scheana Marie and Tiffany Tynes Get Naked in Femmes Fetale of the Day

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Life would be better if I grew up on TV today…there would be no jerking off to shitty music videos…there would be no jerking off to Oprah or Jerry Springer guests…there would be no jerking off to late night infomercials…the shit on TV is hardcore enough to get down to…and far better than hoping for a better shot of MEL B’s hard nipple….if you know what I mean…

The show is Femme Fatale…never heard of it….the Sex Scenes though, are solid….here are some from the last episode.

Gigi Alonso Feshold Gets Fucked….

Scheana Marie Gets Fucked

Tiffany Tynes

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2012

29

May

Janice Dickinson’s Bikini Pics for Twitter of the Day

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Janice Dickinson is a monster….sure she’s got big old fake tits but they kind of lose their appeal when her skin looks like it is melting off her body in some freaky reptile shedding of skin ritual that happens when a bitch is too tanned, too old, too anorexic, too disgusting….but be happy she’s decided to cover up her zombie corpse pussy this time…even though the rest of her rotting body is pretty fucking bad too….but for the record…I’d still eat her up like this was ALIVE and I needed the food for survival and it wouldn’t take a plane crash to motivate me….I’m ready for it right now motherfucker….but that’s cuz I am addicted to HER NAKED ZOMBIE PIC …

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2012

29

May

Miley Cyurs Lazy Girl Erotica of the Day

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Here’s some Miley Twitter erotica cuz I love her hot body…even when it is clothed and sprawled out on a day bed like she’s either medicated and ready to be taken advantage of…or just tired on her Memorial Day….because her life isn’t one long, never ending vacation…..you know full of money, celebrity perks, and the abilty to do whatever the fuck she wants at any given time….because she has a staff that caters to all her needs….a life that I guess is so exhausting….exhaustion that if I was in the room…I’d definitely have to sneak attack with my fingers/mouth/and/or/penis….I’ve been accused of rape at least once for this kind of romance….I call Sloth-rotica…..

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2012

29

May

Top Models as Retro Pin-Ups of the Day

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Jade Berreau, Frankie Rayder, Christina Kruse, Alyssa Miller, Helena Christensen, Tanga Moreau, Hannelore Knuts, Eniko Mihalik, Karen Elson, Aurelie Claudel, Trish Goff, Michele Hicks, Constance Jablonski, Ali Michael, Shannan Click, Olga Sherer and Anouk Lepere all were in a photoshoot where they were retro pin-ups….none of them showed their vagina lips.

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2012

29

May

Anna Skellern, Heather Peace, Natasha O’Keeffe and NEve McIntosh Dyke Out in Lip Service of the Day

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Lesbianism is so romantic….so romantic they made a show about it that looks more like masturbation material than something that is on TV….you know because chicks all fucking masturbate to lesbianism…I don’t know if it is cuz porn cock scares them…or if it is cuz porn guys and the way they fuck scares them…or even if they were raped, molested and unable to stomach anything but lesbianism….but I do know that every chick I know jerks off to lesbian porn…making me wonder if the world is all a bunch of fucking dykes…just most girls are scared to jump on board that construction boot wearing train….cuz that would be unfortunate…since all lesbians hate me….and want to chop my dick off in some lesbian tribal ritual…but more importantly cuz all lesbian porn bores me…it is so anti climatic….unless of course it is on the fucking BBC…on TV…cuz that’s not lesbian porn… that is just good TV….

Anna Skellern and who fucking cares…

Heather Peace Titties….

Natasha O’Keeffe and Neve McIntosh:

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2012

29

May

Blake Lively in Some Bullett Magazine Looking Hot of the Day

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Blake Lively may be boring as fuck….but more importantly she looks old as fuck…even though she gets cast as some teen or early 20s character…when really she should be playing the soccer mom….but she is the vagina to the stars….she’s already bagged a couple of A-Listers…and one may have even kept her around for more than a couple of weeks, but I wouldn’t know…cuz I don’t keep track of Blake Lively news…mainly because I like my 20 year old bitches….looking 14 and not 40….

Here she is in some magazine I’ve never heard of…or if I have I’ve forgottne cuz much like that autistic kid I saw in the park playing with rocks today…I’m retarded.

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2012

29

May

Oliva Munn’s Eating in a Covered Bikini Top for Twitter of the Day

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Olivia Munn represents all that is wrong with celebrity….She got herself on some nerd show, luring the nerds, who are a loyal fan base, and felt she was bigger than she actually is…even though she’s never really had any solid work, and the work she has had has not been substantial at all…if anything it has been bottom feeding…and instead of posting a bikini top under a sheer shirt…she should be jerking off on the internet for the virgin losers who made her…I’m talking dirtier twitter pics…and not just shit appealing to weirdos who get off to girls eating….step your game up whore.

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2012

29

May

The Naked Truth Vogue Germany of the Day

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Julia Stegner, Toni Garrn, Katrin Thormann, Hanna Wähmer, Luca Gajdus, Jana Drews and Nadja Auermann along with Nina Hoss and Karina Krawczyk wre all in a spread called The Naked Truth for Vogue Germany….but none of them were actually spread…and those who were almost spread….weren’t all that hot…not that it matters…you’ve never heard of any of these bitches anyway…..just look at their tits..

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