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2012

30

May

Alyssa Miller For Vogue Latin America of the Day

Alyssa Miller is a hot American Model…which is rare…not because every American girl has become obese thanks to hormones in the food, high fructose corn syrup and processed meats….but because modeling agencies love importing the pussy….

She was born in 1990, the year of the hypercolor, she was in SI this past year, overshadowed by that pig Kate Upton….even though she’s way hotter than Kate Upton…but I don’t need to tell you that…you’re either hung up on the Kate Upton bitch cuz of marketing…or you really like floppy sloppy titties….while this Alyssa Miller…is just right….at least in pictures….who cares.

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2012

30

May

Whitney Port Posts Some Bikini of the Day

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Whitney Port is a nobody….a nobody still latching on….using the oldest trick in the celebrity, or really in the any girl trying to get noticed book….and that’s get half naked, guys will look and if they don’t, start making out with your best friend, cuz male attention makes you feel good about yourself…cuz daddy never hugged you….

The truth is that this Port bitch is not an actor, or a talent, she was on a scripted reality show and did that bad…her family is rich…she’s holding onto whatever base she built for herself, but she’s not hot…and I don’t think she’s hungry enough for porn…so these may be the last pathetic attempt we see from her….so take in her titties…from her “summer tribute album using recycled bikini pics cuz she needs hits”….garbage…

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2012

30

May

Victoria Beckham Legs in Interview of the Day

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Victoria Beckham is showing her mom of 15 legs that David Beckham is locked down to….which isn’t so bad of a gig cuz she’s got implants…she’s skinny as fuck….she probably had a c-section…and most importantly…she let him cheat on her years ago…and can safely assume she’s let him cheat on her since…traveling athletes can’t keep their pants on…especially when all girls…and 90 percent of European guys…want his dick….

Either way, I would have liked more hard nipples, panties, ass crack, mom-pussy definition…cuz these pics are boring…but I’m in too deep and now I have to post them….

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2012

30

May

Riley Steele Booty at a Movie Premiere of the Day

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I know it is hard to take a pornstar seriously…especially when she is at a red carpet event…for exactly the caliber movie you’d expect her to be in…or at least associated with cuz she was cast and killed off in the first one….especially knowing a simple google search will lead you to COUNTLESS CLIPS OF HER GETTING FUCKED …but the truth is I like her story…just an everyday 19 year old stripper at the porn awards with her boyfriend recruited by Jesse Jane….only to become one of the hotter pornstars….just like that, dreams do come true, and now she’s a big old movie star….or not….but I’ve seen her in person…she’s tweeted me…and as far as I’m concerned that means we’ve pretty much had sex…

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2012

30

May

Erin Heatherton’s in a Cheerleading Outfit of the Day

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Adam Sandler has pretty much won the fucking lottery. He can’t act. His shit is boring. I never liked it, even when I tried to like it but his company Happy Madison makes money, gets funding, and makes a lot of stupid fucking movies, that make him more money, but more importantly where he casts models to be in the shit, cuz why the fuck not, might as well give his garbage script something worth looking at….

They are filming Grown Ups 2….cuz Grown Ups wasn’t enough humiliation for David Spade, Chris Rock and that Mall Cop dude….and there is a scene where Victoria’s Secret model Erin Heatherton gets into a cheerleading outfit and there’s pretty much nothing wrong with that….

This is a preview…if you like models in cheerleading costumes…because really, who doesn’t….

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2012

30

May

Hana Nitsche Titties for Fashion in this Beach Shoot of the Day

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Hana Nitsche is a Czech model….who was raised in Germany….and she is pushing 30…..You’ve probably never heard of her….because I’ve never heard of her…and I do this bullshit all day….but she’s making moves….if you think getting topless in beach photoshoots is making moves….which I think is making moves…cuz if more women were doing that on the daily…instead of complaining….we’d have a far more fun world to live in…one filled with tits…instead of bitches trying toe establish careers….acting all hard in offices proving the corporate world isn’t a mans world…cuz that shit is boring…all we need is you topless…even if you’re fat baby…Hana Nitsche is doing it right…probably cuz Germans are all pragmatic…

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2012

30

May

Candice Swanepoel is Ridiculous of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel posted this picture on twitter…and she is so fucking hot…that she doesn’t need to be half naked in the shit to get a post….she just have to be in the fucking picture….and I rarely get excited abotu a girl’s face…probably because I always just assumed they were there to cum on and avoid looking at while fucking….but that’s probably because the quality pussy I get…is not up on the Candice Swanepoel level of good…I’m more in the realm of getting bitched in my wrestling mask before fuck…it’s less obvious than the paper bag, or smothering her with a pillow…easier to introduce to the ugly….o make it tolerable….and here’s Candice Swanepoel to remind me of all that is wrong in my life…

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2012

30

May

Hot Models Showing Tits in Numero #93 of the Day

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Numero is a fashion magazine that gets hot models naked on the regular…which pretty much means it is a fashion magazine you can jerk off to….provided you are like me and consider fashion to be pornographic…cuz pornography has just got ugly, fake looking bitches that gets so repetitive and low budget that gotta get creative with your masturbation….you know take this shit to the next level of fear…..

I don’t recognize any of these bitches….apparently one of the models is Edita Vilkeviciute, someone I have posted on before…but can’t point out in the crowd…cuz I have facial recognition blindness….and the other bitches are Sara Blomqvist, Skye Stracke,Taryn Davidson, Elsa Sylvan & Laura Blokhina……

I need to fuck models.

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2012

30

May

Katie Holmes is Wet of the Day

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Here is a picture of Katie Holmes soaking wet….and not in a way Tom Cruise runs from….you know when she expects him to perform husbandly duties that we all know never happened and was just part of their “deal” to pretend it did…..and really not even in a way I like to look at…you know like that scene in a movie where she was topless underwater…before all this morphing into a middle aged alien mom happened….

But I do I see what Tom Cruise sees in her….you know the fact that she looks like a fucking dude….

If you’re wondering why she’s wet….it is cuz she jumped in a pond…trying to murder sucide her and her kid to escape the hell that’s she’s living….is probably the reason…but unfortunatley for her…some fat handler saved her….and ruined her plan….

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2012

30

May

Sofia Fanego Tits for Some Fashion Magazine of the Day

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Sofia Fanego is an Argentinian mode, born in 1992, who is 5 foot 9, her dress size is a 3 and I’ve never heard of her…but now I know all kinds of really valuable information, provided I was out buying her a dress, or a freak who can only get off to pics of bitches if I get to cum on a dress that is her actual size….and I’ve also seen her ass and titties for fashion….which to a model is better than seeing her ass and titties in porn…

The magazine is called Factice….a weird name that reminds me of fapping and practice….cuz Factice makes perfect…but it also makes you grow hair on your palms while your dead relatives watch….and can get out of hand and become an addiction….yo…

Here is the video…..

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