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2012

09

Mar

Ali Lohan Gets Pizza of the Day

The paprazzi are hilarious…who the fuck cares that Ali Lohan is out picking up a fucking pizza….who cares if anyone is out picking up a fucking pizza….except maybe Kate Upton, since she’s all the rage now, and it’s always fun to watch empty calories she doesn’t think are going to ruin her, slowing start to ruin her….but Ali’s skinny, that bitch needs all the pizza she can get….but more importantly, the paparazzi need to step up their paparazzi game…cuz I want bikini pics…not pizza party bullshit…..especially not of my future sister in law….you see cuz I’m gonna get the other Lohan to marry me…you know since she’s the only thing that matters in hollywood…..

HSK is some faggot shit.

To See the Some Pics of Her Grocery Shopping With Her Hot Sister In Some Tight Pants…..
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Posted in:Ali Lohan

2012

09

Mar

Vanessa Hudgen’s Crotch Shot Holding a Gun of the Day

I like guns. I like shooting them. I don’t care that they kill people or that they are accessible cuz matches are accessible and burning down your neigbor’s house is just as deadly as going in and shooting up your neighbor’s house, as long as you lock the doors properly…..

I never fell into that whole girls with guns fetish, it just doesn’t turn me on, even though shooting guns turns them on….cuz I guess it makes them feel lethal and dangerous and bitches love excitement…

I have fell into that whole staring at crotches in short shorts, panties and bikinis like I was a fucking gynecologist though….so that’s why this picture of Vanessa Hudgens, our favorite little hair monkey holding a gun, speaks to me….shit she could be holding a bunch of bananas, a diet coke or anything, cuz as long as the crotch is focal point, nothing else matters….Tip Via Celebribabes

I was looking for more pics of these bitches Vanessa Hudgens and Selena Gomez on twitter cuz this gun shit is from a shit movie they are making, you know in efforts to make this post even better and more robust….but unfortunately the only one posting any pics is some fatty named Ashley Benson…who is also in the movie and doing all she can to get noticed by associating with the more important sex offender and child pornographer…


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Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2012

09

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

Best post of the day as far as I’m concerned is this…real life rejects, losers, and failures…

Accused Manhattan Madam Speaks Out From Jail
The suburban mother of four accused of running a brothel with high-class clients told the NY Post that she’s part of a bigger operation by prosecutors to nab at least 10 high- powered New Yorkers.

Massachusetts teacher resigns after computer seizure
A 31-year-old teacher at Wakefield High School resigned after police seized a computer from his classroom that had official school ID photos of female students downloaded onto it.

Pat Robertson Supports Decriminalizing Pot
Religious broadcaster Pat Robertson says marijuana should be treated like alcohol because the government’s war on drugs has failed.

Arizona State University Undie Run In Danger Of Being Shut Down
The ‘Undie Run’ at Arizona State University has become a popular tradition, but now it’s in danger of being shut down.

Texas Teen Almost Takes Out Neighbor
An out of control SUV barely missed a man doing yard work in Corpus Christi, Texas.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2012

09

Mar

Valerija Kelava & Chloe Memisevic Horse Themed Fetish Pics for Fashion of the Day

I don’t really get the whole Horse Fetish, Equuis Erotica or whatever the fuck the fetish is called, because horses just aren’t part of our daily lives, sure in a time before cars, when all the rich folk had to ride their horses to town, developing lasting relationships with them, all while being around their massive, majestic genitals, I can see this kind of weirdness forming….but in this generation…there’s no real reason for it…

Sure. I am all for horse hair tail butt plugs and I have been for a long time….and I don’t mind some leather, harnesses or even a saddle…but it still only really makes sense to me when it is starring two models showing their tit for a fashion shoot….

Titties for Fashion!!!!

Posted in:Chloe Memisevic|Valerija Kelava

2012

09

Mar

Lindsay Lohan’s Smart Hair Move of the Day

Here’s some obnoxious fake British accent making some commentary on some pictures I am not allowed to post, complete with obnoxious jokes, unfounded assumptions, overall low quality coverage….but luckily, with the help of the mute button, I am capable of focusing on the core of what really matters here and that is that Lohan is going to win a fucking Oscar….all you idiots just keep trying to bring her down…laugh at her cuz you would rather do that than focus on your own shitty lives staying in on a Saturday night to watch her….while she’s not staying in to watch you…if you know what I mean…and that is that she’s a fucking superstar and I want to get her pregnant at least now I do as her cheeks swelling goes down and her shitty whore hair gets a little more normal….

This is my Leave Lohan alone post like I was that tranny Chris Cocker and she was Britney.

She’s only 25 motherfuckers. I don’t even remember being 25. I was a fucking mess and look at me now….running the internet in my own delusions….

Give her a fucking break. She’s hot. More importantly…she’s Lindsay fucking Lohan…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2012

09

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am in an international women’s day hangover…no more international women for me….I hardly slept…I spent the majority of the night getting re-acquainted with my vagina….hand mirror and squats and all….cuz I don’t ever want to be one of those girls who hates her vagina….

As the least respected female blogger on the internet….International Women’s day really speaks to me….I am a true lover of women, just trying to celebrate women and their parts that make them women, only to be hated by women, really hurts….

That’s why I drink

Here are some links….

Terry Richardson Has Topless Scout Willis Pics
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Granny is Rockin a Switchblade Hairbrush Whaaaaaaat? – VIDEO
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Welcome to Hailey’s Hideaway
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20 MLB Wives and Girlfriends to Sizzle Up Spring Training
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Free Cams Will Make This Friday All It Can Be
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I Could Watch This Girl Jump Alllllll Daaaaayyy
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25 Fictional Restaurants That Our Fat Asses Would Be Eating At If They Could
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Live Web Cam Sluts, Because You May Be Lonely, You In The End You’re Never Really Alone
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Horny Amateur Uses Her Dads Power Tools
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Posted in:MHD

2012

08

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Little known fact…..I invented international women’s day….that was before realizing I fucking hate international women…they’re the worst…but their vaginas are alright…

Here are the stepLINKS….bitches.

Susan Sarandon’s Got a Great Big Tit
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Ashley Olsen in Some Deer in the Headlights Fetish Pics
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This Angelina Jolie Look-a-Like Looks Nothing Like Angelina Jolie
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Cameron Diaz Banging Body
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Would You Bang This Skinny Ass?
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Why Is Miley Cyrus So Fucking Stupid?
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January Jones Has Big Tits and Tight Pants
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30 Beached Dolphins Saved
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Hulk Hogan Banged So Many Women After His Divorce He Doesn’t Recognize Woman In Sex Tape
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Will Smith is Gay and Here’s the Story
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Live Web Cam Sluts. The Best Gift I Can Give You
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Humvee Airless Tires WTF?! – VIDEO
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http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2012/03/the-25-most-anticipated-movies-of-the-sxsw-2012-film-festival
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Katie Price is Selling Some Thing or Another
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Spring Breakers is Peddling Ass in Their Movie and I Like It
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I’d To Have a Handful Each of Shannon’s Tits
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Miranda Kerr Does A Japanese Lipton Limone Ad [VIDEO]
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Free Cam Shows That Will Drive You Wild
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RIP Austin’s Finest….
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College Girl Self Fisting – VIDEO
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Winter’s 100 Steamiest Sports Hottie Twit Pics
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Kendra Wilkinson 34-23-32 Bikini Body
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Duchess Kate, Just Because
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This is Our Future – VIDEO
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This Asian Girl Has Got Talent
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COED SORORITY SLUTS LEARN A LESSON IN TRUST – VIDEO
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Jessie J & More Pants-Ditching Celebs (PHOTOS)
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Vanessa Hudgens Hipster Dufus
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Frat House Documentary Freaks Me Out
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Russell Brand Has Big Tits and Tight Pants
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Dubstep Like a Parrot
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Who Wilmer (FEZ) Banging Now You Ask?
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Nelli Roono on a Glass Table
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Emmy Rossum Pokies
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Catia Carvalho is All Oiled Up
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Ahhhh Minka Kelly is Great
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Hottest Indian – Oh Sorry, NATIVE AMERICAN – You Will See Today
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Girl Going Down In A Shopping Cart – VIDEO
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Self Shot Mirror Girls
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What Did Lindsay Lohan Do To Her Face?
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Humvee and it’s Airless Tires
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Vanessa Hudgens Is Quite Possible High
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Katy Perry Tits Will be in 3D
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Hailey James is Oh So Sexy
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Jr High School Teacher Busted For Previous Porn Performances
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The Maid of Honor Wants to Fuck the Bride to Be
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April Milford Strips For ZOO Magazine’s Sexylikey Shoot – VIDEO
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How About a Sexy Gal in Polka Dots
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Mena Suvari & Tara Reid @ “American Reunion” World Premiere
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Beauty Queen Gets Nude – VIDEO
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Dennis Rodman’s Drug Overdose (PICS)!!!
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White Trash Pinata Fun – VIDEO
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America’s greatest superhero 3D Man invades NY Comic Con
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Bangin Candy: Kyra Chaos (Drake’s Latest Video Vixen) [Photos]
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Emma Stone Talking About Her Body Sucks
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Jessie J is Not Wearing Pants
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Fellowship of the Ring Remix for the Virgins
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Miley Cyrus Hates Handicapped People
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Holly Peers – Page 3 – Great Tits
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Nina Bott – Some German Actress – Naked in Playboy
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Jaime Pressly Naked in Playboy in 1998
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Maria Del Lujan Hot Ass in Maxim Argentina – Pretty Naked and Topless
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Elisandra Tomacheski in her Bathing Suit
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Lucy Collett Topless and Busty as Fuck for Loaded
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Emma Glover Naked Ass for Best Back Pack Article Ever
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Rosanna Arkle for Aussie Zoo
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Mandy Moore in Some Tight Pants
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Rachel Bilson – NO Make-UP
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Natalia Velez Modeling Bikinis
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Webcam Superstar – I Watched This Bitch – She Was Jacked the Fuck Up
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

08

Mar

Kate Middleton’s Royal Upskirt With the Queen of the DAy

This is what happens when you let the working class mingle with royalty…they just aren’t bred or groomed the same. It’s like throwing a fucking drain wreck into a china shop…and no matter how many times she practiced, or even too etiquette classes when on her quest of being a fraud spending the better part of your middle class life trying to lock this Price and future King cock inside you in efforts to get the good life…It’s far easier than working…..only to take the lessons she learned in herGold Diggers for Dummies book, that she used as a guide to make the rest of the family believe she wasn’t a using cunt in it for the money and throwing them out the window, cuz he married her, she won, he’s fucked, and now her panties are gonna go on display like she was back at her trailer park she grew up in…..only the fancy, connecting with the working class, re-inventing interest in the monarch version…

Who cares, I can’t even see panty….but for the sake of this post, that’s all I see. Otherwise I got nothing people.


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Posted in:Kate Middleton

2012

08

Mar

Tulisa Contostavlos Has a Really Shitty Ass of the Day

I am still amazed that this anal loving greek sloppy bodied pig is only 23, but more importantly, I’m amazed that she’s Cheryl Cole’s replacement on X-Factor….it just doesn’t make sense…you see cuz Cheryl Cole is fucking hot, prison tats and all, and this bitch….well this bitch just does anal, cuz greeks have two pussies, onee they shit out of and one that babies and periods come out of. Happy Internation Woman’s Day…..

I’ve posted on her HALF NAKED BODY BEFORE and I probably didn’t say anything much different about her…but I guess I haven’t got the point across and have to keep on trying….eventually leading to her landing an eating disorder…or something….

Here she is in America on her attempt to take over the media here as she has over there because she must have a serious secret about Cowell he wants to keep underwraps….(child rape)

What it comes down to is that I prefer her in a bikini to these shorts…but more importantly, I bet she’s got a lot of black boyfriends.


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Posted in:Tulisa Contostavlos

2012

08

Mar

Alyssa MIller Topless for Fashion of the Day

These could be some old pictures of Alyssa Miller topless for fashion, and they probably are, but I figure hey can’t be that old, considering she’s only 21, and even if they were, it wouldn’t really matter, because topless pics are timeless, I know plenty of dudes who can still fap to vintage playboy shoots, or nude scenes from movies that were made decades ago, or even to pictures of their own mom’s in bikinis…..so these particular pics of her nipples are new to the site, thus new to me, thus new to you cuz I do this all day and if I haven’t seen them, then you probably haven’t either….

If throwback nipple pics isn’t enough for you, here she is for Ay Yildiz Swimwear in 2011…..for no reason other than posting half naked pics of her works for me. You’re all a bunch of fucking dirtbags….

Posted in:Alyssa Miller