Lookin’ Good Sweetheart…..
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2012
21
May
Sharon Stone’s Disgusting Bikini Pics of the Day
2012
21
May
Miley Cyrus Showing Some Tit at the Billboard Awards of the Day
Apparently the Billboard Music Awards were on last night…and I had no idea….proving yet again that I am not a celebrity gossip blogger or industry insider in any way…I just post the hot pics of the bitches everyone praises…you know bitches who are over paid, over hyped, annoying egos that we’d all fuck but that aren’t as good as the media wants us to think….
Not to mention, that even if I did know the Billboard Music Awards were on, I wouldn’t watch them, cuz only shitty commercial, radio pop music I hate is celebrated in the shit, the scripting is bad, and the fact that rich people giving nonsense awards to other people, with no real value, other than that it makes money to celebrate idiots who have already pretty much won the lottery…..
I think the highlight hof the red carpt was Miley’s hot new body….with no bra….in a blazer….wearing a chain that is designed as some titty decoration….but that’s just because I’m really digging Miley’s fitness lately…..
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2012
21
May
Ashley Olsen Bikini Pics of the Day
I never cared for the Olsen twins in a sexual fantasy kind of way. I was one of those guys who agreed with people when they said the Olsen twins were at their hottest in Full House…not because I am a pedo who likes 3 year olds…but because they hadn’t grown into obscure looking creatures from the same uterus….Sure I always liked their skinny and I always like that Ashley was better looking and well put together while the other looked tormented and like death…my favorite part of twins is always thee insecure one….but I just could never really get into it….but now that Ashley Olsen got into a bikini, showed off a decent looking ass with no cellulite, I figure I could easily be into K-Fed-ing her…and if you saw the kind of trash I stick my dick in….you’d understand why…. weird alien ass.
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2012
21
May
Jessica Marais Hot Titties from Magic City of the Day
Jessica Marais has some rocking fake tits. She’s some Australian bitch who was pregnant when this clip was shot for some show called Magic City about Miami in the 1950s that I’ve never heard of….She gave birth to her first kid a week or two ago and if you’re wondering why seeing a clip of here fake tits in some TV show I’ve never heard of led me to finding out her life story….about her move from South Africa to Canada to Australia where her dad died and she was raised by her mom….graduating an Anglican school in 2002 and going into acting school that has resulted in 3 or 4 IMDB credits and a baby that has ravaged her vagina….so recently she probably still has the stitches in and more importantly…she probably still has the placenta in the fridge…all nutritious and delicious…it was 10 fucking days ago people…
Either way, never heard of her, now I have, but more importantly…now I know what she looks like topless….
Posted in:Jessica Marais
2012
21
May
Candice Swanepoel Amazing for Twitter of the Day
Candice Swanepoel is amazing….she could be wearing a fucking snow suit and still look like one of the hottest bitches in the world…at least in the modeling world…cuz I left the house this weekend and I’m not sure it’s my lack of sex or my low standards thanks to marrying a fat pile of shit…but I saw so much fuckable pussy on the streets…mainly in shorts…with long think legs, short thin legs, sheer tops and bikini tops…some looked like models….some looked like pornstars….some looked like average girls….all looked good enough for me to want to see me inside them…..proving that I like shorts….I like girls…and I especially like when they are thin and have that stamp of approval via a modeling contract like Candice Swanepoel so that I know I’m not just drunk and being desperate….
Posted in:Candice Swanepoel
2012
21
May
Rihanna Kissing Rita Ora’s Face of the Day
Rita Ora, some newbie bitch I’ve posted on before is much like the fat white girl in white pants outside a black club I walked by this past weekened, cuz she is getting a lot of black man attention….
They are calling her pudgy little body the next Rihanna….and I haven’t bothered looking up her music….cuz I don’t really care about crappy pop music that is going to just end up polluting my brain everywhere I go where radio is on….if anything it just makes me angry how culturally devoid we are….in all aspects of our lives based on the crap we all ingest daily….
Well here she is at some shit the other night….getting assaulted by what may look like a dainty gay black guy….but that is actually Rihanna….cuz asserting herself as den mother in the brothel that is their pop music industry….will always keep Rihanna on top….something I am sure all of you motherfuckers would want to watch…even if lesbian porn is anti climatic…
2012
21
May
Oona Chaplin Naked in Game of Thrones of the Day
Oona Chaplin is in Game of Thrones…a show I refuse to watch because it is nerd shit and more importantly…it isn’t Dirty Dancing…a movie I tried to watch once a week to really try to help my autism understand what love is…not that I’m autistic, but I have found that saying I am has been really helpful in justifying my creepy, souless internet behavior…and girls all wanna try to fix me and breast feed me better…..it is like ailments make pussy wet…
That said, as you probably figured out, if you’re not a total retard, she’s related to that Communist with the Hitler Moustache, despite being Jewish, cuz maybe the Hitler moustache was a fashionable thing, before hitler ruined it for generations of people who wanted to rock one…..and here she is trying to become her own legendary figure….by using her figure….I’m so clever it burns when I pee…at least I blame it on my cleverness everytime I’m trying to convince a bitch to get down unprotected….
Posted in:Oona Chaplin
2012
21
May
Nicole Trunfio Bikini Pics of the Day
Nicole Trunfio is a model from Australia who is trying to make it big in America…..She never answers my message on Facebook, probably because she thinks she’s better than me, or too cool for me, a common practice with hot girls that is usually warranted, even though if they had a bit of a sense of humor, they’d be into my shit….like I am into their shit…cuz their shit involves showing their tits for fashion….that I have POSTED ONCE BEFORE ….no wait make that TWICE ….
I am pretty sure they are implants….and implants never hurt anyone before…except maybe people who had botched surgeries, or who got maor infections after the fact….and ended up dying….or the men who had accidents driving by a bitch with implants….or guys who killed themselves after their girlfriend left them after getting implants cuz tits get better dudes…cuz fake tits save shit tits….and none of that matters…cuz she’s on a beach in a bikini…..and here are the pics….
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2012
21
May
Gabrielle Anwar Bikini Pics of the Day
Gabrielle Anwar is some bitch I’ve never heard of on some show called Burn Notice that I’ve never heard of because I hate TV, knowing they are brainwashing me and manipulating me not to actually go out there and live, but instead to be some kind of drone that they try to program…I’m not a conspiracy theorist or overly paranoid…I just know not to trust the shit big industry feeds us….they are evil….
I could google her, but why bother, she’s not all that hot, has shity tits an the only thing I really appreciate is her toned stomach….but not enough to have sex with it through my computer….
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2012
21
May
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
The weekend has been a summer daze motherfuckers…it is hot as fuck…I got lost in a fucking hot ass tanning in her bikini while on my way to the school for the deaf, where I was going to recruit a kid to follow me around translating my shit everywhere I go, into sign….because I feel my banter should be accessible to all.
It is a long weekend here – but I’m blogging like an American…fuck you.
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