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2012

04

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am pretty bummed that the “Bath Salts” drug that turns you into a zombie is not actually bath salts….so here I am smoking this over the counter bath salt shit my wife got for her birthday….and I’m not turning into a fucking zombie…not that I want to be a zombie….but I have to be a zombie to go down on the bitch….cuz her vagina smells like death….and looks like death too…but I try not to dig that deep into her obesity to deal with that shit….

Here’s some morning links..

Call Me Crazy But I Don’t Think a Spray Tan is Supposed to Be Blue – VIDEO
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Lauren Tannehill Star Rising with Reported Maxim Photo Shoot
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Free Cam Shows, Oh Happy Day
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Two Headed Turtle, WTF – VIDEO
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Charlie Sheen Is Totally On The Bad Shit Again
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Mila Kunis Didn’t Lose That Weight Yet
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19 Year Old Hottie Makes a Video for Her Boyrfriend
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30 Must-See Pictures of Charlize Theron
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2012

03

Jun

Eniko Mihalik in Lace for Vogue Spain May 2012 of the Day

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Eniko Mihalik is in the May issue of Vogue Spain wearing nothing but some lace….unfortunately…her idea of lazy is more of the table cloth variety your grandma used as a table cloth and not the lace your whore wore….but the good news is both are good to ejaculate on…

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2012

01

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

All this cannibalism shit that’s going on lately is making it very hard to invite girls…both drunk, high or sober…..back to my place to smoke bath salts and film videos for the internet…..these murdering freaks are making girls…even hooker….scared of having a good times….crazies ruin all our fun…

Here are some links….

Madonna is Fucking Disgusting of the Day
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Football Wife Lauren Tannehill’s Hot Pics
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Taylor Momsen Grabbing Titties for FHM Czech
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Turf Dancing in the Rain
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I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes
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Gallery: 20 Pause-Worthy “Got Milk?” Ads
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2012 Miss USA Preliminary Bikini Competition
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So Green Latern is Gay Now Apparently
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HOllywood Sluts Brawl Out
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Gotta Love a Slut and Her Vibrator
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Free Cam Shows, Happy Friday Night
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Brian McKnight is Singing About Anal Now – VIDEO
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25 Stanley Cup-Worthy Hockey Hotties
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Squirter on the Fucking Machine
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Hologram Lingerie? Sure! Why Not?
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Nicole Kidman Topless from Hemingway & Gellhorn
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This Slut is Flashing People While She Shops!
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Charlize Theron See-Thru to Black Bra
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Here’s the New Model Adam Levine is Dating
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Justin Bieber Doesn’t Know How Glass Works
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You’ll Wanna Be All Over Bethanny
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Say Hello to Daria
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Carol Seleme is a Brazilian Hottie
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Ashli Orion and Francesca Le Get It On
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Guys Want To Sleep With Drunk, Stupid, Women – Science!
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Emmanuelle Chriqui Hotness
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Shocker! Georgia Salpa’s Sisters Emma Jane & Holly Are Also Hot
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Really Big Teen Tits
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Zoe Saldana is Still Hot
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Green Lantern is Gay
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25 Hockey WHores
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Dog Looks Both Ways Before Crossing the Street
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Kendall Jennner and Her Sister in a Bikini….
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Funny Commercials Compilation
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25 Crazy Stadiums
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Mary Kate and Ashley Looking Happy and Not So Medicated
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Madonnna In Concert in Israel is Digusting
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Some Bitch Named Tonii Garrn in a Hot Vogue Photoshoot
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Holly Peers Topless 360
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Some Girl Caught Masturbating on Camera
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Random Porn Videos Masturbated to
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The Single Best Way to Spend Your Days…
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2012

01

Jun

Miss USA 2012 Swimsuit Ready Abs for National Donut DAy of the Day

It is National DOnut Day…..

The last thing you fat american trash neeed is a National Donut Day….you need a “National Jog 5 Miles 3 times a week and eat vegetables and fruit instead of fast food 6-12 months”…until your fat, disgusting, fast food eating, trans fat sucking, high fructose corn syrup, sodium addicted, cellulite ridden size XXL ass turns into a fucking athlete.

It is a marketing hook for the billion dollar corporations killing you and your kids….and you all get sucked in like crack addicts…

You’re better off smoking bath salts and eating each other…

Either way, Miss Connecticut USA, Miss Iowa USA, Miss New York USA and Miss Washington USA demonstrate their favorite ab workouts to show how they get in shape for the Swimsuit Competition.

Now here is Preliminary Swimsuit Competition….representing your nation….one state at a time….not obese like the rest of you…and in bikinis…..

Alabama – Maine

Maryland – New Hampshire

New Jersey – Rhode Island

South Carolina – Wyoming

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2012

01

Jun

Kate Moss Topless Outtake for Terry Richardson of the Day

Kate Moss has been getting naked for fashion….and even for fun….when on vacation on yachts…or when having unprotected sex with needle sharing rockstars…for a long fucking time…and I’ve been admiring from cuz I am a creep and because I find her hot….

I like her so much that I even did a 38th Birthday Nipple Retrospective …..

Making this Terry Richardson topless outtake barely interesting considering what she’s done in the past…but still topless enough for me to stare at for a couple hours when I have nothing else going on….

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2012

01

Jun

Kim Kardashian Fat Titty Outtakes from Esquire of the Day

The only interesting thing about these outtake pics of Kim Kardashian for some magazine….is seeing just how photoshopped she is….you know pretty decent looking, curvy with big titties and a decent enough face on the final version of the pic…the one they put to press….

While actually looking like she’s fucking Snooki, a fat, hairy, troll of a woman, who should be digging tunnels under trees in her magical forest, instead of being in magazines….and I guess I find the lie kinda funny….Sloppy and disgusting…looking glittery and erotic…all cuz of technology….the same technology that should make a crazed fan off her in video like he was that gay pornstar….you know cuz someone needs to put an end to her…

Here’s another pic she posted to instagram…..photoshopped to shit…

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2012

01

Jun

Katherine Jenkins Bare Ass Upskirt on GMA


On May 23, 2012:

Katherine Jenkins flashed her ass on Good Morning America…..because she decided to wear either no underwear…or some really skimpy underwear…even though she was there to show off her lame Dancing With the Stars dance movies…

On June 1, 2012:

I discovered there was a bitch named Katherine Jenkins flashing her ass on Good Morning America…and apparently dancing with the stars….who I never heard of before…but who didn’t impress me enough to bother googling her to see why the fuck she’s a star on Dancing WIth the Star….even with their requirements to be a star being pretty fucking lax….


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2012

01

Jun

AnnaLynne McCord’s Bikini Ass on the Beach of the Day

AnnaLynne McCord was seen on the beach doing her best Donkey Impression…all teeth forward like this was a casting call for Shrek where she played the ass….

Luckily….to compensate for all that is barnyard about her…she wore a bikini and showed off her ass…which is the better “ass” component to her phsyical looks….

Either look at her Donkey Face Ass impression….or her hot, round, fit bikini clad ass….she comes with Ass options…like she was a thesaurus…..


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2012

01

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

I don’t know what is more amazing…the fact that some of the people who make up the stepNEWS exist…or the fact that one person bitched at me about slacking on the stepNEWS….because I am so used to getting hate…even though I love it….and like an abused wife….I was believing it was worthless and that I was crazy….but we’re back with the freaks motherfuckers…

Woman Breaks Into Homes To Clean Them
“The Cleaning Fairy” was busted for breaking into homes to clean the houses and leaving bills for her services.

Black Bear Disrupts Elementary School Graduation
A roaming black bear ran through the campus of a Bakersfield, California elementary school, disrupting the school’s graduation ceremony.

Caught On Tape: Truck Crashes Into Bar
A truck barreled through a wall, pinning customers to the bar in a Little Canada, Minnesota restaurant.

Wisconsin Man Arrested for DUI on Lawnmower
Charles Gray was arrested in Jackson, Wisconsin for driving a lawnmower on the street while intoxicated.

Maryland Libraries Refuse To Carry 50 Shades of Grey
Libraries in Harford County, Maryland are defending their decision to not buy EL James’ Fifty Shades Trilogy,

Maryland Man Claims To Have Eaten Heart Of Roommate
Authorities say a Maryland man has been charged with first-degree murder after parts of a human body were found in his home. The Harford County Sheriff`s Office says 21-year-old Alexander Kinyua was arrested Wednesday, days after a man whom he lived with went missing. Police say they found the body parts while searching the townhome in Joppatowne. Police also found body parts in a nearby trash container.

Pregnant Houston Mother Found Passed Out Drunk At Tattoo Parlor
A pregnant mother faces charges of driving while intoxicated and child endangerment when she was found passed out behind the wheel of her car after being tuned away from tattoo shop.

Family Claims To See Jesus In Bathroom Mold
A Southeast Texas family believes that they have holy mold.

DETROIT: Two Bystanders Shot After Argument Over Kool-Aid

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2012

01

Jun

Rihanna’s See Through Pic on Set of the Day

I don’t know about these Rihanna See-Thur Pics….the don’t look nearly see through enough for me…and unless I see her black nipples poking through the mesh top, I’m not too eager to endorse this shit….even though I am always inclined to endorse Rihanna cuz she is good for the world and is tainting the youth of tomorrow who are her fans with her sexy sexed up sex behavior…you know the teen prosititute shit that made her barely talented ass a something huge…she’s also kinda hot…and I’d be more than happy to smoke bath salts with her, get naked, and eat each other’s faces off and by faces I mean genitals….seriosuly….


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