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2012

30

May

Hana Nitsche Titties for Fashion in this Beach Shoot of the Day

Hana Nitsche is a Czech model….who was raised in Germany….and she is pushing 30…..You’ve probably never heard of her….because I’ve never heard of her…and I do this bullshit all day….but she’s making moves….if you think getting topless in beach photoshoots is making moves….which I think is making moves…cuz if more women were doing that on the daily…instead of complaining….we’d have a far more fun world to live in…one filled with tits…instead of bitches trying toe establish careers….acting all hard in offices proving the corporate world isn’t a mans world…cuz that shit is boring…all we need is you topless…even if you’re fat baby…Hana Nitsche is doing it right…probably cuz Germans are all pragmatic…

Posted in:Hana Nitsche

2012

30

May

Candice Swanepoel is Ridiculous of the Day

Candice Swanepoel posted this picture on twitter…and she is so fucking hot…that she doesn’t need to be half naked in the shit to get a post….she just have to be in the fucking picture….and I rarely get excited abotu a girl’s face…probably because I always just assumed they were there to cum on and avoid looking at while fucking….but that’s probably because the quality pussy I get…is not up on the Candice Swanepoel level of good…I’m more in the realm of getting bitched in my wrestling mask before fuck…it’s less obvious than the paper bag, or smothering her with a pillow…easier to introduce to the ugly….o make it tolerable….and here’s Candice Swanepoel to remind me of all that is wrong in my life…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2012

30

May

Hot Models Showing Tits in Numero #93 of the Day

Numero is a fashion magazine that gets hot models naked on the regular…which pretty much means it is a fashion magazine you can jerk off to….provided you are like me and consider fashion to be pornographic…cuz pornography has just got ugly, fake looking bitches that gets so repetitive and low budget that gotta get creative with your masturbation….you know take this shit to the next level of fear…..

I don’t recognize any of these bitches….apparently one of the models is Edita Vilkeviciute, someone I have posted on before…but can’t point out in the crowd…cuz I have facial recognition blindness….and the other bitches are Sara Blomqvist, Skye Stracke,Taryn Davidson, Elsa Sylvan & Laura Blokhina……

I need to fuck models.

Posted in:Edita Vilkeviciute|NSFW|Titties for Fashion

2012

30

May

Katie Holmes is Wet of the Day

Here is a picture of Katie Holmes soaking wet….and not in a way Tom Cruise runs from….you know when she expects him to perform husbandly duties that we all know never happened and was just part of their “deal” to pretend it did…..and really not even in a way I like to look at…you know like that scene in a movie where she was topless underwater…before all this morphing into a middle aged alien mom happened….

But I do I see what Tom Cruise sees in her….you know the fact that she looks like a fucking dude….

If you’re wondering why she’s wet….it is cuz she jumped in a pond…trying to murder sucide her and her kid to escape the hell that’s she’s living….is probably the reason…but unfortunatley for her…some fat handler saved her….and ruined her plan….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
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Posted in:Katie Holmes|NSFW

2012

30

May

Sofia Fanego Tits for Some Fashion Magazine of the Day

Sofia Fanego is an Argentinian mode, born in 1992, who is 5 foot 9, her dress size is a 3 and I’ve never heard of her…but now I know all kinds of really valuable information, provided I was out buying her a dress, or a freak who can only get off to pics of bitches if I get to cum on a dress that is her actual size….and I’ve also seen her ass and titties for fashion….which to a model is better than seeing her ass and titties in porn…

The magazine is called Factice….a weird name that reminds me of fapping and practice….cuz Factice makes perfect…but it also makes you grow hair on your palms while your dead relatives watch….and can get out of hand and become an addiction….yo…

Here is the video…..

Posted in:NSFW|Sofia Fanego

2012

30

May

Scarlett Johansson’s Not So Hot Dump Truck Body of the Day

I have always found Scarlett Johansson dumpy….I know she was marketed as this hot, glamourous, raspy voiced Siren, you’d expect to find in Old Hollywood…who now dresses like she was in fact in Old Hollywood, and has grown into a Granny, complete with saggers and a muff gut, wearing some old dress she got back in the 70s…..but she never was hot, glamourous….just raspy…and possibly a compulsive eater…always a slophole of a woman…and whenever I see pics of her now in her 30s…I’m reminded about how uneventful she’s always been and will continue to be….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
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Posted in:Scarlett Johansson

2012

30

May

Some Rosie Jones Naked in Front Magazine of the Day

Rosie Jones is a UK Glamour Model…which is essentially a stripper, or a Playboy chick, but more trashy, modern and hotter….you see cuz in Playboy, Heff is still the one picking the centerfolds….and homie’s gone fucking senile, making all the wrong choices, allowing UK mags to find hot, big titty slags to strip down in high concept, amazing spreads, making the bitch more famous than stripping and giving the mag orginal content for me to steal….This is the future people…..

Posted in:NSFW|Rosie Jones

2012

30

May

Jamie Lynn Spears Shitty Twitter Bikini Pics of the Day

Remember original teen mom Jamie Lynn Spears….who got knocked up at 12 like the trailer trash her family is…proobably in a teenage rebellion that stemmed from always being in Britney’s Shadow…and not just cuz Britney is Fat….but cuz Britney is one of the biggest stars around….even after all her break downs…and I’m not just talking about her thighs….

Either way, like all teen moms, and the only real benefit of being a teen mom, if you can afford to be one….is that her body looks far less ravaged that it probably would be if she was 30….but in defense to my theory that pregnancy ruins all…I haven’t seen her pussy or inserted a finger to see if it bounced back…

And reality is, bikini or not…she’s not all that hot….but I’ll post this shit anyway…

Posted in:Jamie Lynn Spears

2012

30

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The best thing about basement shit hole apartments during a rain storm is the flooding…I always wanted an indoor lake and now I got one….I may die from the chemicals, asbestos, mould….but right now…nature has come to me and all I need is a cocktail, like I was Tom Cruise, to make this feel like summer vacation….

Here are somee morning links to get down to…

Fail Compilation for May – VIDEO
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25 Epic Cheerleading Fails
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Free Cam Shows, Have Some Fun
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Matthew Fox is Probably a Woman Beater
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Dear LA Drivers, Amanda Bynes Will Hit-And-Run All Of You Shortly. Thank You For Your Patience
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Robbery Prank on Girlfriend
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Chick Gets Caught Getting Herself Off
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The 10 Sexiest Women At The 2012 Cannes Film Festival
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

29

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I am not surrounded by hot girls right now – and that is disappointing…I think it is time to leave my wife and marry a hot 20 year old immigrant who just wants citizenship and will treat me like a king until shit gets it via blowjobs…and I’ll use her and her friends to make my instagram less about my pug….because remember we pug people aren’t weird…society makes us this way by giving us pug merchandise to seduce other pug owner, usually female, with….but I do prefer posting pics of tits cuz I see the dog all fucking day…

That said FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM -> DRUNKENSTEPFATHER <- because I am not the Cannibal in Miami - and no I don't mean Rosie O'Donnell on her jetski, I mean homie hopped up on Bath Salts.... Here are the stepLINKS....

Katy Perry Got Slutty for Fleet Week
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I Really Hope British Airways Stole Kim Kardashian’s Latest Sex Tape Cuz I Haven’t Seen New Footage of Her Fucking a Black Guy in Years….
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Olympic Hotties to Look Out For
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This Noomi Rapace is Weird as Fuck
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Weird Lip Syncing Proposal Performance….Proof Real Losers Exist….I just Like the Upskirt of the Girl in Red….Drama Club Must Die…This reminds me that Bullying is Important to get people like this to off themselves…
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I Want to Bang This Girl
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Flash Bartender Insanity….
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If You Don’t Know About Workaholics Yet, You Are a Fucking Idiot
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Jamie Lynn Spears in In a Bikini
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More Spring Breakers Sluttiness
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FROGGER: Lunatic Lady Runs Through Traffic Naked
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Clint Eastwood’s Daughter is Getting Death Threats or Something
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Who Doesn’t Love a Slut in Lingerie?
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Free Cam Shows, Have Some Fun
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Big Tittied Teens Make Life Better
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Olympic Hottie World Tour: Hottest Athletes from 25 Countries
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Rihanna is Topless and Trying to Sell Us Something
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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GALLERY: GET YOUR TITS OUT
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Blast From The Past: A Hilarious Gallery Of Celebrity Graduation Pics!
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Veronica and Gianna Get It On
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Secret Bordello Takes Over Floor Of Budget Hotel
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Ashlee Simpson Just Because
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Beautiful Irina Shayk Leaving Hotel Martinez in Cannes
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Busty Ex Girlfriend Takes a Shower
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Ahhhhh Charlize Theron
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Surprise! Britney Spears is Still Crazy
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Weaponize Your Trash!
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Victoria Silvstedt Showing Off Her Big Tits
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Old Lady Tittie Grab
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Vanessa Hudgens Parties With Prostitutes In France
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Rihanna In The Nude
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A Topless (hand grab) Adrianne Curry Salutes The Troops
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I want to buy Evlis’ Tomb..
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Serena Williams O-Face
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Hamster Plays Dead – WTF
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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From the stepFORUM!!
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Monique Amin Naked in Sexy Magazine
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Imogen Thomas Topless and Covered in Nuts
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Melissa Debling and Friends in Diamon Boobilee PIcs
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Holly Henderson Panty Flash
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Natalie Portman is Done
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Bar Refaeli Riding Her Bike
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Janet Jackson Titties
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Karmen Pedaru in Vogue Paris
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Victoria Silvstedt in a Blue Bikini
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Nataly Correa Naked in Inerviu Spain
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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MILITARY PORN FOR MEMORIAL DAY
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RANDOM PORN VIDS
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PEEING ON A PUBLIC TOILET CAM
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FISTED ON THE TOILET
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DEEPTHROAT BLOWJOB
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I SAID – MILITARY PORN FOR MEMORIAL DAY
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The Single Best Way to Spend Your Days…
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