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2012

29

May

Top Models as Retro Pin-Ups of the Day

Jade Berreau, Frankie Rayder, Christina Kruse, Alyssa Miller, Helena Christensen, Tanga Moreau, Hannelore Knuts, Eniko Mihalik, Karen Elson, Aurelie Claudel, Trish Goff, Michele Hicks, Constance Jablonski, Ali Michael, Shannan Click, Olga Sherer and Anouk Lepere all were in a photoshoot where they were retro pin-ups….none of them showed their vagina lips.

Posted in:Top Models

2012

29

May

Anna Skellern, Heather Peace, Natasha O’Keeffe and NEve McIntosh Dyke Out in Lip Service of the Day

Lesbianism is so romantic….so romantic they made a show about it that looks more like masturbation material than something that is on TV….you know because chicks all fucking masturbate to lesbianism…I don’t know if it is cuz porn cock scares them…or if it is cuz porn guys and the way they fuck scares them…or even if they were raped, molested and unable to stomach anything but lesbianism….but I do know that every chick I know jerks off to lesbian porn…making me wonder if the world is all a bunch of fucking dykes…just most girls are scared to jump on board that construction boot wearing train….cuz that would be unfortunate…since all lesbians hate me….and want to chop my dick off in some lesbian tribal ritual…but more importantly cuz all lesbian porn bores me…it is so anti climatic….unless of course it is on the fucking BBC…on TV…cuz that’s not lesbian porn… that is just good TV….

Anna Skellern and who fucking cares…

Heather Peace Titties….

Natasha O’Keeffe and Neve McIntosh:

Posted in:NSFW|Tits on TV

2012

29

May

Blake Lively in Some Bullett Magazine Looking Hot of the Day

Blake Lively may be boring as fuck….but more importantly she looks old as fuck…even though she gets cast as some teen or early 20s character…when really she should be playing the soccer mom….but she is the vagina to the stars….she’s already bagged a couple of A-Listers…and one may have even kept her around for more than a couple of weeks, but I wouldn’t know…cuz I don’t keep track of Blake Lively news…mainly because I like my 20 year old bitches….looking 14 and not 40….

Here she is in some magazine I’ve never heard of…or if I have I’ve forgottne cuz much like that autistic kid I saw in the park playing with rocks today…I’m retarded.

Posted in:Blake Lively

2012

29

May

Oliva Munn’s Eating in a Covered Bikini Top for Twitter of the Day

Olivia Munn represents all that is wrong with celebrity….She got herself on some nerd show, luring the nerds, who are a loyal fan base, and felt she was bigger than she actually is…even though she’s never really had any solid work, and the work she has had has not been substantial at all…if anything it has been bottom feeding…and instead of posting a bikini top under a sheer shirt…she should be jerking off on the internet for the virgin losers who made her…I’m talking dirtier twitter pics…and not just shit appealing to weirdos who get off to girls eating….step your game up whore.

Posted in:Olivia Munn

2012

29

May

The Naked Truth Vogue Germany of the Day

Julia Stegner, Toni Garrn, Katrin Thormann, Hanna Wähmer, Luca Gajdus, Jana Drews and Nadja Auermann along with Nina Hoss and Karina Krawczyk wre all in a spread called The Naked Truth for Vogue Germany….but none of them were actually spread…and those who were almost spread….weren’t all that hot…not that it matters…you’ve never heard of any of these bitches anyway…..just look at their tits..

Posted in:NSFW|Vogue Germany

2012

29

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My sleep apnea is making my INSTAGRAM pretty boring cuz I keep passing out at 9 pm wasted for 14 hours straight….waking up exhausted….to post for you hungover, depressed the long weekend is over, cuz everything shuts down for the venterans in America on Memorial day…..

Sure I can exploit my pug and get all the crazy pug fans following me….but I want whores…in their underwear…giving boners….

THat said, you should still follow me on instagram – my handle is DRUNKENSTEPFATHER – Look me up….

Here are some links….to start your day…

Oh, You Know, Just a Skateboarder With No Legs
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25 Sports Hotties Taking Pictures of Themselves
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Free Cam Show Sexiness
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Beer Can Popsicles? Yes Please
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How High Would You Go?
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Brooke Hogan Joins the Family Business
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Girlfriend Masterbates In Front of the Window – VIDEO
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Australian Criminals Rob Wrong Home After Teen Posts Image of Grandmother’s Savings on Facebook
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

28

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Fuck Memorial Day weekend for ending. Support our Troops. Support the natives we robbed the land from. Support the rape of nations for oil and the loss of life because of a forced draft like we were communist or insane education prices forcing them to join the service to make enough money to live in our First world Nation…but more importantly – support the tits that were out in bikinis….

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Victoria’s Silvstedt Makes a Blowjob Face
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Some Some Dude Got Shot While He Was Eating The Face Off Some Other Dude On The Side of the Highway. Wait, What?
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Amazing – Wife Test Bulle Proof Glass With Her Husband as He Prays For it to Break
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J.Lo Too Old To Be This Slutty
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25 Sports Hotties Taking Pics of Themselves
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Inflateable Gas Pump Doesn’t Make Sense to Read, So Just Watch the Video – VIDEO
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The 15 Freakiest Mutants In Moviesv
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Kendall Jenner Bikini Video
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Adirenne Curry is Still a Twitter Whore
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Chubby Naked Blonde thinks she a Stripper in the Las Vegas Strip…LOL
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Hot Slut is Playing With Herself
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Free Cam Shows Make Life More Sexy
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Michael Lohan Says Lindsay Was On Pharmaceuticals When She Hosted “SNL”
There’s a Fucking Surprise
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Cute Teen Shows Off Her Tits and Pussy For Cash
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Ranking the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Rookie Candidates
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Kelly Brook’s Cleavage on a Ladder
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Jessica Hart is Caught Topless
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Dollar Upskirts at Mcdonalds
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One For the Golddigger Hall of Fame
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Nicole Kidman Panty Peek Upskirt View
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhh Kylie Minogue
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Celebrate Memorial Day With Our White Bikini Gallery! (PHOTOS)
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Angela Martini is a Girl Next Door Type
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How Hot is This MILF?
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Fail Compilation
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WTF Photo Dump of the Day
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Somebody Come Get These Kids!: Children Dancing Like A Freak Contest At Churches Chicken After Hours Party! [Video]
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Lesbians in the Snow
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Sex Party President To Model Nude In Skin Mag
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Tits on TV
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I’d Like to Be All Over Anja Rubik
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Hand Balancing Fetish
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I Don’t Know Who Virginie Efira But I Think I’m in Love
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Blonde Stripping Amateur Teen
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I Still Have a Thing for Emma Stone
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Couple Caught Fucking Behind a School
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Julianne Hough Pays Magazines
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Hacky Sack Gayness
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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Leelee Sobieski for Grazia
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Christina Hendricks in Animal Print
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Erika Jayne in a Bikini
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Katherine McPhee In a Bikini
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9 Topless Pics of Emma Watson on the Beach
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Tori Spelling Bikini
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THIS IS ALL YOU NEED TO BE DOING WHEN ON THE COMPUTER – SERIOUSLY!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

28

May

Tanya Katysheva Hot in Lingerie for Style Singapore of the Day

Tanya Katysheva is some no name model…which I find more exciting than a brand name model…cuz no name models are putting in the work…to become brand name models…especially when they are from Russia and their only other option is rationed bread and human sex trade….or training for the national sports teams to make Red Russia look strong amongst democracy….or working in their Space Program….not that it matters….what matters is that Tanya Katysheva an aspiring model is in lingerie for Singapore….the same people who arrest you for chewing gum…but who are more liberal than America when it comes to sexy photoshoots in fashion mags…and that works for me…

Posted in:Tanya Katysheva

2012

28

May

Doutzen Kroes Bikini Photoshoot for Some Asians of the Day



Doutzen Kroes is a famous bikini model so the Asians decided to recruit her for their own magazines and have her model bikinis for them….you know something she needs to get used to….cuz they are about to take over the fucking world and more importantly, if she doesn’t, they’ll just make a clone of her like they do with designer purses….I know how they are….

I don’t really give a fuck that she’s doing this, but I prefer photoshoots that have been retouched to celebrity paparazzi pics – cuz models are better to look at than those better paid cunts….

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes

2012

28

May

Barbara Fialho In Nipples for L’Officiel Paris of the Day

Barbara Fialho is a Brazilian model who is showing her nipples in some photoshoot for a fashion magazine like some kind of whore who gets half naked for money cuz she is some kind of whore who gets half naked for money….but she doesn’t hide it…she’s embraces it…she even rocks it in her last name….she was born for this shit…..even though you’ve probably never heard of her….wih credis like appearing in a Ceelo Green video…I can’t figure out why not…

Who cares, she’s showing nipple, look.

Posted in:Barbara Fialho