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2012

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May

Rihanna’s Nude Pics of the Day

I don’t know what these Rihanna Nude Pics are from…but I do know she really looks a lot like Bill Cosby….a slutty Bill Cosby that I can appreciate more than when actual Bill Cosby gets slutty cuz it is less awkward and there are less kids involved…never trust a man who makes a career out of having kids sit on his lap….unless he’s a drunk, homeless mall Santa trying to make ends meet….

Yes…this post has nothing to do with Rihanna…or her naughty behavior…unless of course Rihanna is Bill Cosby in costume…which is always possible…

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2012

29

May

Fergie in a Bikini for Twitter of the Day

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Fergie’s posted this bikini pic on Twitter…and it is a hit…mainly cuz she’s got rockin’ tits… and even a rocking body….even though she’s often a miss…whether with her balding, her hard manly face…her stupid outfits and all else disappointing in her….but today…she’s far enough away that I don’t see her meth damage…or anything that may or may not throw me off…and reality is that I met her three years ago, held her hand backstage at an event I crashed, until her security guards pulled me away, as she smiled….it wasn’t love at first site…but she was probably more luxurious than any other girl I’ve violated before her….and I guess that makes staring at her tits a little more of a personal experience for me…you know back when I was at my peak.

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2012

29

May

Eva Mendes Hot in Marie Claire UK July 2012 of the Day

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Eva Mendes is amazing because she knows her place in Hollywood. She’s hot…but no hotter than thousands of other spic bitches…sure she’s got better tits than most…spic bitches are known to need implants….but if you were to go to the strip club in any town in America…you’d probably find one almost as good…you see it is a numbers game and 50% of the American population is gonna be hispanic soon….don’t blame me…blame the other Jesus…it is a catholic thing…

That said, she’s decided to not work the stripclub, but to work the movies as a stripper, and she looks great doing it….I’m a fan…

Here she is in Marie Claire UK….

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2012

29

May

Arta Dobroshi Flashes Her Ass in Cannes of the Day

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I don’t know who Arta Dobroshi is….but I know she’s got a fucking long ass that I would rather see in SPANX….or really any ass shaping product…even hitting he gym doing squats…cuz whatever is going on here is offensive…

I decided to do some research on the ever informative DRUNKENSTEPFATHER.COM ARCHIVE where I discovered a post called Arta Dobroshi Has the Worst Body to Ever be on Film of the Day …..where I went onto say….and I quote…

I doubt anyone knows who this girl is, possibly because she wasn’t born a girl but had to mask her identity when escaping communist Russia and hormones were the only option, or maybe she was some science experiment in some German sex change lab,

I’m so informative…possibly the new WIKIPEDIA….

Either way…how ass bro…next time maybe you should try some pants….

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2012

29

May

Karolina Kurkova in Lingerie for Vogue Mexico of the Day

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I kinda liked Karolina Kurkova during her fat years…..you know when she COULDN’T FIT INTO HER DRESS DURING THE VICTORIA’S SECRET FASHION SHOW CUZ SHE GOT SO FAT ….It was an emotional time filled with baked goods…that almost got her fired from Victoria’s Secret, who’s secret isn’t that they hate fat chicks, if anything they love them, cuz they know fat chicks buy their shit to make their husbands happy, they just don’t want them modeling for them….and either do the husbands….

She blamed it on hormones, developed an eating disorder, had some kids, and now she’s in Vogue Mexico, my mother nation, wearing lingerie looking hotter than most moms should….

But I still miss her lowest point…that was the window of opportunity to move in on her big eastern european ass….but there’s always menopause to bring all that fat back….we can only hope…cuz SEEING HER FAT AND HALF NAKED ON THE RUNWAY BROUGHT ME JOY ….

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2012

29

May

stepNEWS of the Day

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The naked cannibal high on PCP and Bath Salts shit is just next fucking level crazy…the rest of the stepNEWS is prettyamazing too…..from 11 yera olds fallinng….to police being attacked…to polee dnacers and 80 year old Sky Divers Dying…the stepNEWS is amazing….

Pregnant Woman Crashes Car While Drunk
Police say a pregnant woman in Southfield, Michigan crashed her car while drunk. She had another child with her in the car at the time of the crash.

Officer accused of sending explicit videos to minors out of jail
A Gwinnett County police officer is accused of posting an explicit video on a website aimed towards minors.

Flasher on the Loose in Dayton, Ohio
Police in Dayton are searching for a flasher that has flashed multiple women around town.

80-Year-Old Falls Out Of Harness During Sky Dive
Laverne Everett went sky diving for her 80th birthday and fell out of her harness. Her instructor was able to hold onto her and she lived to tell about her experience.

Pole Dancers Pushing For Olympic Berth
Pole dancing supporters are hoping to raise public awareness and make it to the global stage.

Girl Falls From Rock Climbing Wall
A man used his cell phone to videotape his 11-year-old daughter rock climbing and on her way down from the top her harness broke.

Miami Police Take Down Naked Cannibal
Miami police took down a naked man found mauling another man, biting his face.

Caught on Tape: Robbery Suspect Attacks Police Officer
A robbery suspect attacked a Philadelphia police officer, attacking him with his own baton, , resulting in a shooting.

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2012

29

May

Gabrielle Union in a Bikini of the Day

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Gabrielle Union is some black chick in her bikini getting a tan….

She’s pretty much 40, she was in a movie a girl made me see called Think Like a Man, that was an infomercial for Steve Harvey’s book, and that wasn’t funny at all…probably cuz I was too busy staring at Meagan Good’s hotness the whole time….because I like to get down with colored folk sometimes…if anything they got more flavor than white people…unfortunately black girls hate me and never bang me…but that could be cuz I refer to them as colored folk….even if I know it is just jokes…they are sensitive about that shit…

Either way, hot for 40, in her bikini, Gabrielle Union…makes me want to write a rap song about it…but I’m not about to do that now!

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2012

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May

Gigi Alonso Feshold, Scheana Marie and Tiffany Tynes Get Naked in Femmes Fetale of the Day

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Life would be better if I grew up on TV today…there would be no jerking off to shitty music videos…there would be no jerking off to Oprah or Jerry Springer guests…there would be no jerking off to late night infomercials…the shit on TV is hardcore enough to get down to…and far better than hoping for a better shot of MEL B’s hard nipple….if you know what I mean…

The show is Femme Fatale…never heard of it….the Sex Scenes though, are solid….here are some from the last episode.

Gigi Alonso Feshold Gets Fucked….

Scheana Marie Gets Fucked

Tiffany Tynes

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2012

29

May

Janice Dickinson’s Bikini Pics for Twitter of the Day

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Janice Dickinson is a monster….sure she’s got big old fake tits but they kind of lose their appeal when her skin looks like it is melting off her body in some freaky reptile shedding of skin ritual that happens when a bitch is too tanned, too old, too anorexic, too disgusting….but be happy she’s decided to cover up her zombie corpse pussy this time…even though the rest of her rotting body is pretty fucking bad too….but for the record…I’d still eat her up like this was ALIVE and I needed the food for survival and it wouldn’t take a plane crash to motivate me….I’m ready for it right now motherfucker….but that’s cuz I am addicted to HER NAKED ZOMBIE PIC …

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2012

29

May

Miley Cyurs Lazy Girl Erotica of the Day

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Here’s some Miley Twitter erotica cuz I love her hot body…even when it is clothed and sprawled out on a day bed like she’s either medicated and ready to be taken advantage of…or just tired on her Memorial Day….because her life isn’t one long, never ending vacation…..you know full of money, celebrity perks, and the abilty to do whatever the fuck she wants at any given time….because she has a staff that caters to all her needs….a life that I guess is so exhausting….exhaustion that if I was in the room…I’d definitely have to sneak attack with my fingers/mouth/and/or/penis….I’ve been accused of rape at least once for this kind of romance….I call Sloth-rotica…..

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