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Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day

Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day

Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day

Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day

Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2012

Apr

Laetitia Casta Bare Ass in Vogue of the DAy

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Laetitia Casta was popular in the early years of the internet cuz she modeled topless…..and luckily that is SOMETHING SHE STILL DOES ……10 years later….but still lovely as fucking hell….even though the aging process is never something I endorse….but getting her model ass naked and exposed in Vogue Paris like it was the late 90s and as far as I’m concerned this is the kind of re-visiting old haunts I can endorse…unlike fucking the same hooker/wife of 10 or more years – sure society wants us to accept this as acceptable example of re-visiting old haunts…..but we know it is only okay if Laetitia Casta or someone equally spectacular is our hooker/wife….

Who cares, looking at her older more experienced ass and enjoy it….cuz it won’t be this good in another 10 years….guaranteed.

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2012

Apr

Imogen Thomas Caught in the Rain of the Day

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I am not posting this because I am an Imogen Thomas fan…I barely know who she is and I think she’s got a really stupid fucking name….I am posting this because one of my favorite things in the summer is a surprise rain…even if in Imogen Thomas’ case….there is no such thing as surprise rain….just publicity stunt opportunities…..now the reason I like surprise rain is the same reason I am posting these pics of some chubby bitch Imogen Thomas….and that is that there is always a percentage of bitches who get stuck…in white….and sometimes with no bra on….leading to an unwanted white t-shirt contest for them and a welcomed wet t-shirt contest for me….and all it took was forgetting their fucking umbrella….that’s why everytime I see it raining on what was a sunnuy day a few minutes earlier I run outside…Some of the hardest nipples I’ve ever seen happened this way…..and that’s why Imogen Thomas has a post of her very on on this site…even if she’s virutally unknown….proving all she has to do is keep up publicity stunt hustle.

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2012

Apr

Xenia Deli in FHM South Africa of the Day

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I still don’t really know who Xenia Deli is…but when you look like this….nothing else really matters about the bitch…she could be a fucking Nazi and you a jew and you’d still follow her into the cattle car….she’s one of those…I’d die to fuck her…literally….bitches….

From what I can figure out she is from Moldova and that doesn’t fucking matter……She’s 23 and that dosn’t fucking matter….She won the 2011 Beach Bunny model search and that doesn’t matter….She’s done Fredrick’s of Hollywood campaign and that doesn’t fucking matter….she’s 5 foot 7 and that doesn’t matter….What matters is what her home address is so I can park outside and eventually show her the rationed bread line to my penis….her communist ass, even if she was only communist until she was 2, will feel right at home…at least that’s the fantasy….cuz she’s hot.

Here she is for South Africa FHM!

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2012

Apr

Salma Hayek and Sofia Vergara’s Big Latin Tits for Burger King of the Day

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A couple of weeks ago Burger King got in trouble for putting a black chick in an ad about fried chicken…something that based on the black people I know…seemed pretty culturally relevant….but no one seemed to give a fuck when they put Sofia Vergara as a Burger King worker, something equally culturally relevant, except that Vergara was more of a whore than the other Colombians, you know sucking coke dealing millionaire dick until they helped her get famous with her tits….tits that Burger King didn’t exploit despite her willingness to exploit them….making that the real tragedy of this campaign….but at least they tried to save themselves by using Salma Hayek’s Mexican Mom Tits…..and here’s the Salma Hayek ad…that I should be getting paid to post, but I’m not.

Here’s the less successful Sofia Vergara ad….for obvious reasons….like no cleavage and total misuse of her…

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2012

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

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If you hate the stepNEWS you only hate yourself because the stepNEWS is just a glimpse into idiotic humanity…something we are all a part of…sure you say you’re not dumb enough to end up on the news….but maybe you’re just not fun enough cuz these idiots are awesome…I’d invite them all to my birthday party!

Man in Pajamas Shoots Gun At Speed Enforcement Vehicle
An unidentified New Mexico man was caught on video unloads his revolver, shooting six rounds into a speed enforcement van.

Caught on Tape: Car Plows Into Grocery Store
Miraculously nobody was hurt when an old lady drove into grocery store in

Illinois HS Dean Resigns After Inappropriate Texts To Students
It was not your typical school board meeting Wednesday night at Adlai Stevenson High School. What parents learned for the first time, students have been talking about for days.

Police Use Teargas On Partygoers
One Kent State University block party got so out of hand police in riot gear had to use teargas to break it up.

Teen’s Terrifying Experience Trying K2
K2 or synthetic marijuana — following a recent violent attack and murder in Farmington Hills, it’s what people are talking about all across metro Detroit. A Wyandotte mother feels anyone who uses this drug is playing Russian roulette with their life.

Were Secret Service Hookers Underage?
Colombian authorities are probing whether any of the women involved in the prostitution scandal that has cost six Secret Service agents their jobs were underage, according to a new report.

Caught on Tape: Thieves Steal Thousands in Hair Weaves
Brazen burglars broke into a Georgia hair shop and took out with thousands of dollars worth of human hair.

Coming Soon: Marijuana Vending Machines
A local Southern California company is looking to revolutionize the world of medical cannabis with a new and secure – marijuana vending machine!!

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2012

Apr

Stacy Keibler’s Fit Body in a Sports Bra of the Day

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Here’s George Clooney’s pussy that he may or may not actually have sex with because he’s possibly homosexual….you know the kind who doesn’t want to be known as homosexual….because it will make 90 percent of his women fans who fantasize about being the one to tame him, cuz girls love a challenge and think they have what it takes to make any guy settle, relatively uninterested in him, making him way less money….in a Rock Hudson or Steve McQueen wait til they die of AIDS before people need to deal with truth….so he uses hot bitches you want to fuck and Steve-O gets to fuck when he is done with them before dumping them…..making them really feel like they lost the lottery and entered hell….like this Stacy Keibler wrestler, who probably shares a publicist with him, who needed this to keep her around another year, thanks to making the bad decision of dancing with the stars, a nail generally straight in the coffin of your career that was already hardly a career to being with, hence why you were doing Dancing with the Stars in the first place, you know cuz being a pro wrestler for 2 years, was lucrative but where do you really go from there….kinda thing that doesn’t matter cuz she has legs I want to wear as a scarf and a pussy I want to wear as a mouth warmer….you know when Clooney is done making hr fuck him up the ass with a strap in exchange for exposure….I like my bitches at rock bottom….It is more effective.

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2012

Apr

Emma Roberts Short Shorts of the Day

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If your dad was Eric Roberts, you’d hate yourself too….you know growing up with all that shame….It’s almost a miracle that this bitch can get enough energy to rip lines of heroin to medicate herself enough to get out of the house and do music festivals with her friends in their jacked up hipster denim shorts…channelling an era before Eric Roberts was such a failure/joke in the industry that she had to walk around in shame about….I mean I guess you could say at least she had Julia Roberts….or as she called her Auntie Stupid Face who lied to the world the day she agreed to be in a movie called Pretty Woman cuz she’s not pretty at all….but that’s no role model…that’s a lie and just more realization at a young age that we are doomed….making her apathetic, depressing looking hipster hustle all that more authentic…something these people strive for…you know it’s way more marketable socially than “I’m just a rich girl with famous academy award winning relatives in the industry”….milk that torment child…..milk it….while I fantasize about milking your clit like a thirsty baby calf on it’s mother cow’s udder.

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2012

Apr

Miley’s Hot Little Ass in Spandex of the Day

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I like Miley Cyrus….especially now that she’s got fit and is finally showing off her tight little body that despite being over 18 could still easily pass for being 16…at least when drunk and fucking her unproteted while trying to cum cuz you can’t feel anything cuz your dick is numb with over masturbation, and small with bad genes, and her vagina big with lots of use at a young age by Disney Execs, kinda like how smoking or body building at 12 stunts your growth, only with vagina and instead of stunting the shit it expands growth…..if you know what I mean….and if you don’t it is that tight body Miley likely has a droopy box….but we’ll never know….her bodyguards will never let us that close to her.

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2012

Apr

Sara Jean Underwood Bikini Party of the Day

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Sara Jean Underwood was at some Vegas pool party that I assume she hosted because she’s got an amazing body and needs to be in a bikini in order to stay relevent….I mean I think she needs to stay naked and take the natural course of being an ex playboy playmate and gradually make her way into hardcore porn….because I LIKE LOOKING AT HER NAKED PUSSY IN PICTURE AND VIDEO …

I am not too into her mainstream hustle…doing the nerd comic book tech gadget videogame thing for some shitty TV network no one cares about….that shit only works when I haven’t seen a bitch naked….once I have…and she’s no longer getting naked in efforts to have a mainstream career, it’s like she’s mocking me or giving me the finger but not the kind of finger than makes me cum via my prostate…if you know what I mean.

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2012

Apr

Behati Prinsloo in Sheer Lingerie for Princesse Tam Tam of the Day

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I know nothing about Princesse Tam Tam lingerie….I mean they could be the high end, hotter lingerie by the people at Victoria’s Secret to compete with hot lingerie companies that aren’t scared to show a little nipple in their campaigns, unlike their flagship brand that photoshops that shit out of it as fast as they can so they don’t offend Christian women who don’t realize or appreciate that they have nipples too…..or they could just be a hot high end lingerie company that makes hot sheer lingerie like this was France in the 1920s….

I do know they are using Behati Prinsloo and her nipples in the campaign, something I doubt Victoria’s Secret would allow, since to be an “Angel” you need to sell you soul to them like the devil company they are…..but I won’t worry about the ownership and business model…I’ll just worry about those nipples by listing the reasons they aren’t in my mouth.

1- I’ve never met Behati and never will.
2- If I did she’d likely call the police or vomit due to my size, bank account balance, my smells, soiled outfit, alcoholism, herpes and/or AIDS, the fact I’m not a balling out of control billionaire/rockstar/whoever models fuck….and my failed attempt at putting her titties in my mouth…..

Here’s the hot video…the hot sheer lingerie video…

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