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2012

14

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I realize it isn’t morning…but when you’re hungover….it is….I just saw them loading a body into the back of a van…it was a body bag so I don’t know if it was a hot chick, or an old man. but I do know it wasn’t me….even if it feels like it coulda been so that’s a pretty decent start to the day even though I am dying….boom

Here’s some links, while I regain my composure….not that I ever do…

When Grandparents Discover Photobooth
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Jessica Vardinsky is Tattooed and I Like It
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50 Most Voluptuous Women in Sports
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Free Cam Shows, Because We Are Half Way Through the Week and Things Start Getting Easier From Here
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10 Things Lindsay Lohan Needs to Do to Make a Comeback
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Little Brother Video Bombs His Sister
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Megan Fox’s Cameltoe Hungers For Bagels
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Blonde Slut and a Strap On
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Live and Direct, These Cam Shows Are For You
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2012

13

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

The world would be a better place if we all knew how to tap dance….and by tap dance I mean TROLL ON FACEBOOK CUZ THEY DON’T DELETE ME ANYMORE…AT LEAST NOT YET …..no wait I actually mean tap dance…that shit changes lives….especially for urban youth in the 1930s……

I’m going drinking. I’m going to finger girls who make me want to amputate and face fuck girls who are gonna make me examine my dick everyday for the next 4 months until I forget…..

Here are the stepLINKS….

Kim Kardashian is Fake Blonde, Delusional, Etc
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George Takai’s Happy Dance is Worthy of a Laugh – VIDEO
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Live Web Cams Make Any Bad Day Better
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Lindsay Lohan is the Best there is
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A Couple of Jackasses….a Wooden Spool….and a Hill
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The Hunger Games Red Carpet Interviews
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Mila Kunis Friends With Benefits Deleted Nude Scenes
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Megan Fox. Search Out The Camel Toe
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Some Real Life Ninja
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25 TV Shows That Should Be Canceleds
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Jesus Christ Lindsay Lohan Looks 20 Years Younger as a Red Head
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Leven Rambin and Her Tits Did The Hunger Games Premiere Better
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Taylor Chatley is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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This Slut is Having a Lesbian Affair With the Statue of Liberty…Yeah – VIDEO
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Lingerie Lovely: Patricia Beck
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Jennifer Lawrence Dressed Like an Oscar for her Film Debut
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Leighton Meester Not Nude in a Magazine
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Vanessa Hudgens Some Sweet Ass And Under Boob Pics
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Janice Dickenson Would Still Be A Pretty Good Fuck Despite This…
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Dog Vs Tennis Ball Vs Pool
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Skinny Girl Fucks Her Pussy With a Tight Dildo
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The Hottest Women of March Madness
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UK TV Star Frankie Essex No Panty Upskirt
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Olivia Munn is Sexy as Always
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I Gotta Say, I’m, Hot For Teacher
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Oprah Winfrey is Full of Shit and I Hate Her – VIDEO
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This is For the Chubby Chasers
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Jessica Biel Talks Girl-on-Girl Action in W Magazine
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Lola Ponce is Bent Over
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Well Hello Alley Baggett
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Maria Menounos in Spandex
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Iyuana Nichole Licks the Spoon
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Amia Miley Makes Me Type With One Hand
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Lizzie is Sensational
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Jail Inmate Caught Creeping And Crawling Through Vents After Having A “Sexapade� With A Female Inmate
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Sasha and Liana Get It On
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Naked Girls Make Great Canvases
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Cipriana Masturbates on the Floor in Stockings – VIDEO
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Nicole Scherzinger is Still Super Sexy
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I Love a Long Legged Beauty
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Ladies Who Attended “The Hunger Games” World Premiere
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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Sofia Vergara Can Get An Engine Roaring
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When Drifting Goes Wrong
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Jenna is Getting Ready for Bed
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Why you’re not having the Spring Break Hollywood said you should
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Jessica Simpson Just Keeps Getting Bigger
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Bangin Candy: Kyra Chaos (Drake’s Latest Video Vixen) [Photos]
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Christina Hendricks TItty in a Magazine!
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Miley Cyrus Impresses With Her Perky Titties
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Grand Parents Do Photobooth Video
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Victoria’s Secret Pussy Attend an Event!
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Celebs You Wish You Never Saw Nude is the Best Post Ever
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Marisa Tomei is Expired
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Katherine Heigl is Eating Like a Fat Pig
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Olivia Palermo Showing Black Bra
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Dita Von Teese Fake Titty Cleavage
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Avril Lavigne Modeling Shit She’s Too Old To Be Wearing
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Carol Vorderman Serious Ass in a Tight Dress
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Lola Ponce Hot Ass Bikini….
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Holly Peers Topless in Bikini for Nuts
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Lucy Collett, Lucy Pinder, Lacey Banghard Topless
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Leighton Meester in Some Magazine Looking Hot
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Melanie Brown Booty in Red
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Webcam Girl in Cat Face!
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Bathroom Squirt!
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Heather Has More Than One Talent
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Today’s smutMEET!
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Free Cam Shows, Because I Only Wanna Give You the Best
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2012

13

Mar

Kristin Cavallari’s Pregnant Bathing Suit Pics of the Day

I don’t have the rights to post these Kirstin Cavallari pics….which is probably a good thing…because she’s pregnant and no one wants to see a pregnant chick in a bikini…at least not for masturbation reasons…unless you’re weird…or a pussy pretending your wife is this beautiful creature carrying your spawn inside her like some kind of loyal vessel who is really just in it for herself…

….not to mention Cavallari is a total nobody….sure we know her name, at least some of us do, but we’d rather not, cuz she’s a worthless piece of reality show garbage that couldn’t make it on her own…you know at her peak of bratty, spoiled delusional cunt….before crawling back to MTVbegging for work to feel like she mattered….only to have the show cancelled that year…cuz she sucks so fucking bad….or maybe all those years of me begging for it to be cancelled paid off cuz I felt it ruined the minds of the youth and I care about the youth as the youth are the future pussies I plan on trying to fo fuck….

But I can link out to them and that’s just what I am going to do….cuz a bathing suit…even on a pregnant nobody…is still a fucking bathings suit….


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Posted in:Kristin Cavallari

2012

13

Mar

Christina Hendricks Fat Chick in Blackbook Magazine of the Day

Recent amateur pornstar Christina Hendricks ….one of the “victims” of a staged cell phone hack…..when really I feel strongly that we were all victims of her staged cell phone hack…cuz none of us want to see an obese chick naked…even if she has obese chick sized tits…even though it turns out everyone hates me for calling her obese….like I invented to Body Mass Index….or something….

Well she’s put some clothes on, got some photoshop on, and is in the latest Blackbook magazine, where she discussed, amongst otheer things, her obesity…at least that’s what I assume she talked about…cuz when I look at her…that’s all I seee….

Big titties don’t impress me when you’re fat motherfuckers…

Posted in:Christina Hendricks

2012

13

Mar

Avril Lavigne Modeling Shit She’s Too Old To Be Wearing of the Day

Avril Lavigne is a fucking clown…but for some reason, dudes every where love her….I don’t get if it is a legacy crush from when you were 15 and she was all over the music industry like she was Katy Perry….you know unfounded lust that was a direct consequence of marketing….like some Josie and the Pussycat bullshit…yes I’ve seen that movie…I watch everything Tara Reid does…except the one thing I want to watch her do…cuz she hasn’t done it yet…and that’s sex tape or die…both interchangable…..

Or maybe people just think she’s hot…but I see a joke of a person, posing as this emo/punk/suburban mall girl….the poster child for pink streaks everywhere….and bitch must be 30 now….but still dresses the same…in some “get a new act you one trick pony, it’s time to be a fucking chick already”…cuz you know if she did that….maybe I’d be wanting to fuck her too…

But as long as she’s 30 pretending to be 15 and angst filled…I got nothing but hate….

We need more of her in her panties and less of this nonesense spokesperson for nonsense shit….


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Posted in:Avril Lavigne

2012

13

Mar

Lola Ponce Hot Ass Bikini of the Day

I don’t know anything about Lola Ponce, and really why would I care to, I have a hard enough time keeping track of my own life and people I come across, let alone low level bitches who happen to rock thong bathing suits they don’t mind bending over in while on the beach in public…even though thong bathing suits are fucking amazing, especially when the bitch in them is into bending over in public in them, because I’m a pervert, and when I grew up thongs weren’t all that popular, only strippers wore the shit and even now most girls I know don’t wear thongs, especially not the dumpy girls I get with, they just find thongs messy cuz they are too fat to wipe their asses proper, so seeing one always holds a close place in my heart…especially when in public…on the beach…bending over….and maybe now I’ll remember who Lola Ponce is….


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Posted in:Lola Ponce

2012

13

Mar

Heidi Range In a Dress She’s Too Old For of the Day

When I first saw these pics I thought this Heidi Range chick in some erotic looking cleavage dress, you know the kind you’d expect to find on a stripper for her last song of the set, the song that is all romantic and full of theatrics, dramatic cuz you know it ends with her showing a room full of me her pussy for free, or in hopes one will pay her to give him a lap dance….the kind of dress you see at the sex shop on discount, or on Halloweeen as a costume, but never on a bitch in her late 40s…unless she’s a swinger and freaky in her old age…..but it turns out she’s 28…so she’s not at all too old for this shit…if anything at her sexual prime and ready for this shit…especially considering how hard faced she is, making making think her UK almost famous popstar from being in Suagababes with Cheryl Cole ass, fucked a lot when she wasn’t in her sexual prime….or maybe she just got ravaged by cocaine….either way she’s not too old for this dress, I jumped the gun….and now I am gonna go jump my neighbor cuz she’s busty.


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2012

13

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

This is not a game….this is real life…and that’s why I love it…Hollywood is so spoiled, insulated and fake….real entertainments comes from our streets…the world is filled with freaks and 99.9999999 percent of them aren’t famous…so that’s why the news is so important…it allows me to get to know people I wish I got to hang out with….because these weirdos are funny.

Lighting Fail on Fox 5 NY
Weather reporter Audrey Puente had the lights go out on her during her Sunday evening forecast

Man Pulls Gun On Kid Playing Hide & Seek In His Yard
A Boulder, Colorado man pulled a pistol on a a young boy who was playing Hide & Seek in his yard while at a birthday party for a neighbor’s son.

Student Says Teacher Forced Her to Urinate in a Bucket
A 14-year-old student claims that a Patrick Henry High School teacher forced her to urinate in a bucket in order to humiliate her.

Extreme Peeping Tom in Ohio
An Ohio woman wakes up to find a man caressing her hand.

Little League Baseball Orders Strip Club To Take Donation Back
A California strip club donated money to a local Little League team, but the team was order to give the money back.

Arrest in ear-biting attack on coach
Springfield police have arrested a man they say punched and bit off part of the ear of a coach following a youth basketball game.

Teacher Re-Arrested For Affair With Former Student
A former Holyoke middle school teacher who pleaded guilty to having sex with an underage student has been charged with probation violation after the now-18-year-old boy was found at her home.

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2012

13

Mar

J.Lo in Shiny Tight Pants Showing Off Her Fat Old Ass on Set of the Day

I find J.Lo’s fat mom ass totally uninteresting. I don’t care how much she paid People Magazine to say she was the most beautiful person last year when she was making her official comeback from being married to a horror movie character and more importantly having his devil spic babies…..

She’s old, she’s tired, she’s played out, she’s boring. If I’m gonna fuck with a bitch who has a set of twins at home in her 40s, I’m gonna do that in private, you know the kind of bitch you meet in a bar where old divorcees go, and fuck the shit out of, never telling anyone you know, cuz it’s not a conquest, it’s just pussy when you need it…..

Fuck J.Lo and the raft she floated in on. I hate this bitch and her shitty overrated ass….but here she is on set of some music video anyway….

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Posted in:J.Lo|Jennifer Lopez

2012

13

Mar

Best Magic Trick Ever of the Day

There’s a movement called the 5 second film festival that I think is genius because my attention span is 5.5 seconds…so this is the perfect amount of time to suck me in and win me over….like this entry…showing the best magic trick ever…one I am sure husbands and baby daddy’s everywhere wish they knew the secret of….cuz staging a car accident or pushing her down the stairs…or faking a violent dream….or drugging her and dropping her off at the abortion clinic is far less effective.

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