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2012

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Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

I love retards and thus I love the stepNEWS…

Man Shows Up to Job Interview Naked, Fights Police
A Sacramento man showed up to a prospective job interview at a welding shop naked, rambling incoherently, and proceeded to fight with police when they attempted to subdue him. Jose Ayala has been charged with resisting arrest, indecent exposure, and assault on a police officer.

Student suing college over sex-crazed roommate
A Stonehill College graduate is suing her alma mater after the Roman Catholic institution failed to let her move to a single dormitory room to escape her roommate’s frequent sexual escapades.

http://www.redlasso.com/featured/stonehill-graduate/

Limbaugh Calls Student ‘Slut’ on Radio
Conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh is stirring controversy over his comments in the birth control debate. On his show Wednesday, Limbaugh called Georgetown University law student Sandra Fluke, who was barred from testifying about contraceptives, a slut and a prostitute.

Tiger Woods Snaps At Reporter
Tiger Woods lost his cool when dealing with a Golf Channel reporter who asked if there was any truth to claims that Tiger Woods once thought about giving up golf to become a Navy SEAL.

Worst Bank Robber Ever
Trevor Gladston, Jr. attempted to rob a Georgia branch of Wells Fargo Bank, but walked away empty handed, which upset the driver of the cab that took him to the bank in the first place. Gladston then returned to the bank in an effort to try robbing the bank again, but was met by police.

San Antonio Residents of Accused Child Molester Breathe a Sigh of Relief
Neighbors on Heidelberg St. say they’re not surprised 69 year-old Patrick Gannon has been charged with aggravated sexual assault of a child.

Dad Disrupts HS Hockey Game With Laser Pointer
A Winthrop High School hockey dad asked to leave tournament for shining laser in the eyes of opposing team.

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2012

02

Mar

Christina Hendricks Tit in V Magazine’s Sports Issue

Christina Hendricks has no business being in any Sports Issue, unless her sport is beeing the beer bellied fan who writes the team’s name on her fucking chest!

But the good news is that she didn’t lie, cuz I hate when lies, they hurt me at my core…..and she chose archery as her sport, something totally non athletic that requires some upper body strength, something we all know she’s got cuz she’s gotta carry around them sloppy tits all day….sloppy tits I don’t mind staring at and that I wouldn’t mind masturbating on.

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2012

02

Mar

Doutzen Kroes Abs on Photoshoot Set of the Day

Here’s some Doutzen Kroes putting a pic up on twitter of some Victoria Secret photoshoot bullshit that bores me because Victoria’s Secret sucks, has no real concept, and bores me since it is all the fucking same all the fucking time…what I do like about it are the models who are part of the shit because they are hot bodied and hat’s really what matters in life….I mean her hard stomach looks like I could chip a fucking tooth, if I still had my teeth on it, that to me is something all girls should have, that doughy fucking sloppy stomach shit is for moms and fat chicks and not for me…so do your fucking sit ups girls…one day you too can be a Victoria’s Secret model, or worst case, a body that will make dudes happy to fuck…which should be every girl’s ambition.

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2012

02

Mar

Selena Gomez Showing Bra of the Day

How amazing is this video of Selena Gomez leaving the tanning salon with her friend all little titties hanging everywhere and flashing her bra like a sex offender for the sake of marketing pussy I want to fuck…….I assume the track is a Selen Gomez original….probably one she plays to herself before going out and sex offending gay teen icons….or maybe this is the song her sex offending gay teen icons is meant to promote….such enterprising people working the machines behind these young money making puppets I want to to fuck.

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2012

02

Mar

Kristen Stewart Shitty See Through of the Day

Kristen Stewart is wearing a bra….Her shirt is see through…thus you can see her bra…that’s as exciting as this post is gonna get…who gives a fuck about seeing a bitch who isn’t even hot enough to want to see naked….in a bra…seriously people…your priorities are all distorted.

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2012

02

Mar

Micaela Schaefer in a Ridiculous Red Carpet Outfit of the Day


I don’t care who Micela Schafer is. It doesn’t matter. What matters is that she showed up to an event wearing this outfit….and the event was called Holiday on Ice….which I can assume hasn nothing to do with wearing pretty much next to fucking nothing on the red carpet…it’s at the point of why bother getting shit stains on that thong ass, you might as well just show up to the event naked….like that Adrienne Baillon Vagina Flashing Bitch

Who cares….it’s funny and she should keep up the good work.

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2012

02

Mar

Hot Aussie Girls In Their Underwear of the Day

I hate to be an asshole to some DJ who has the ability to lure a decent amount of pretty decent looking girls to run around and play around in their underwear…..but I’m so not feeling this song at all…..maybe I’m old, maybe I don’t get it, maybe I’m just too fast on the mute button trigger finger…..but I believe that getting hot young girls half naked makes hits….so shitty song or not….it doesn’t matter…cuz I watched it…and I’ll probably watch it again…it’s good foreplay for masturbation…you know if these are just everyday girls who want to be in a music viddeo acting like strippers and not actual strippers…I have serious hope for the younger generation…so much hope I’m gonna start trying to hang out with them…

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2012

02

Mar

Adrienne Baillon Pussy Flash of the Day

Here’s an amazing example of a girl trying to make herself famous…because she gets straight to the fucking point and there is absolutely no fucking around….seriously…

I know I say I don’t know who a bitch is and most of the time I mean it….but it is really just me being lazy about trying to think about where I’ve heard the name before….but I can say with confidence I have never heard of this girl….but wish I had…cuz if she was so eager to get famous….maybe she’d sit on my face to rename this site “Adrienne Baillon’s Home of Other Girl’s TIts and my Occassional Pussy Flash”….

Seriously, no panties, vagina out, at the press wall for some bullshit….

This is fucking golden….

But then again, I like seeing every girl’s pussy.

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2012

02

Mar

Kaylee DeFer Bikini Top of the Day

Kaylee DeFer is some Gossip Girl bitch I’ve never heard of – but I’m tired of saying I’ve never heard of bitches so I am just gonna say that we’re old friends who went to high school together….she was full of acne…and I convinced her getting jerked off on her face cleared it up and great memories followed….and clearer skin….skin I’ve read she attributes her success to….You’re welcome Kaylee Defer….

She posted some shitty bikini pics that are a bit too real life…for my liking…but some of you may be into the skin folds that girls try to hide….cuz it gives you options to fuck when she’s on her period…

Good fucking times…DrunkenStepfather feels like it’s back.

Posted in:Kaylee Defer

2012

02

Mar

The Lohan Face Looks Like a Cartoon Character of the Day

Fuck LINDSAY LOHAN and the media blitz she’s getting for being on Saturday Night Live….also known as the most depressing show on TV….cuz it means you are sitting at home on a Saturday night…waiting for a depressing fucking sunday….well now they done gone made it worse…sadder….unless you’re like me and you love sad, depressing, horrible things so much you want to fuck it right in her bloated fucking pig face, cartoon character cheeks like you were Sam Ronson’s skinny jeaned dick……

Either way, this Lohan face looks like it’s got a mind of it’s own…a mind I wish was rimming my fucking ass.

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