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2012

02

Mar

Faces of Now by Hedi Slimane for V Mag of the Day

Hedi Slimane is some fashion designer….this is some feature he did called the faces of now for V Magazine….but all I notice is titties…all I ever notice is titties…especially from V Magazine a magazine that always brings the fucking tits…cuz tits are very fashionable….except when they are on this site…that’s when people categorize them as porn…even if it is all high concept and artistic….and other people are making millions off them…

I’m such a bottom feeder…literally…I love sucking a good asshole after I’ve washed it with vaginal juice…

Shit, I’m Jesus Martinez, have you read that guys smut? Now you have.

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2012

02

Mar

Diora Baird, Anna Faris, Brooklyn Decker, Amy Schumer Got Titties In April’s GQ UK Issue of the Day

Who knows or cares who Diora Baird is….her parents, family, friends, mayby…..Guys she gave herpes to? Probably…a few stray fans who probably jerk off to her tits less now than they used to since they are at that stage in the relationship/ since she hasn’t existed the last decade…..but luckily GQ UK brought out some other more relevant pussy in the form of Anna Faris, Brooklyn Decker and Amy Schumer to take some of the pressure of Diora Baird while giving their readers some variety instead of leaving them thiking, Diora Baird? Who the fuck is that?…..

It is their comedy issue…I already posted Olivia Wilde’s Cover and it turns out that these tits are no joke…but what they are doing to them kind of is and as much of a joke snob as I am…you know cuz I don’t laugh or find anything funny…this joke is one I can endorse, appreciate, and try to get myself pregnant to….

Posted in:Diora Baird

2012

02

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I decided to go mainstream. I’m going to go Hollywood. I figure if you can’t beat them join them….and the pussy that hollywood people get is substantial and plentiful…I’m tired of all the bottom feeding…you heard it here first….I’m gonna be the next Britney Spears motherfukcer….the only thing between me and that fame….is my constant naps….fuck you sleep apnea you’ve ruined my hopes and dreams…oh and my no talent….

We take what we can get now here’s the morning links…

These Massive Snow Chunks Are Crushing CARS!!! WTF – VIDEO
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Let’s Help Kick Start Friday With This Super Sexy Brunette
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Sports Hottie Report Cards: Grading the Top 100
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Free Cam Shows Will Make Your Day a Little Better
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Some Fun With Art on the Subway
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Homeless Woman Might Get Jailtime for Sending Her Son to Better School District
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Zac Efron Dropped That Condom To Impress Nicole Kidman. Of Course.
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Masturbating Girl Gets Caught by Her Mommy
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Live Web Cams, Come On Come All
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2012

01

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Fucking girls on facebook never works. The screen always gets in the way.

Here are the stepLINKS

J Woww Big Fake Titty Cleavage
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And While We’re on the Subject of Plastic Surgery, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO LIL KIM’S FACE
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Hulla Hoop Bitch in Shorts
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Trike Drifting
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Mila Kunis Hot Photoshoot Slut
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I Wanna Fuck Christina Ricci in Marie Claire
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25 Swimsuit Models Who Can Steal Kate Upton’s Crown
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Lindsay Lohan’s Face: What Happened?
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Live Web Cam Sluts, Yeah That’s Right, LIVE
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Check Out This Chicks Skills – VIDEO
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TV’s 10 Best Mysterious Story Lines
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Leilani Dowding Bikini Malfunction
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Bristol Palin’s Reality Show Is Sure To Be A Huge Success and By Huge Success I Mean Giant Flopping Failure
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Well Hello Miss Leila
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Lindsay Lohan Still Thinks She is Gonna Win an Oscar Hahahahahhaha
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Lingerie Lovely: Patricia Beck
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Free Cam Shows Will Make the Rest of Your Evening Bearable
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Amazing Girl Gets Her Pussy Wet – VIDEO
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Recasting Basketball Wives: Hot Wives and Girlfriends We Actually Want to Watch
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Aubrey O’Day’s Bikini Body on Twitter
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Reason to Punch Yourself in the Face of the Day
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This Disgusting Pig Would Rather Fuck a Horse
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She Puts the ASS in ClASSical
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Mila Kunis Shoots Christian Dior Ad in Paris
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Why So Glum Hef?
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Mya is a Glam Warrior
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Izabel Goulart Topless
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Trying on Clothes Voyeur Video
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Vanessa Minnillo Hotness
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Stocking on a School Girl = WIN
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Patricia Beck Looks Good In Lingerie
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No Such Thing As a Bad Nip Slip
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Birthday Girl Ke$ha’s 25 Wildest Poses
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Carmen McCarthy is Hot and Wet
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Top 5: Courtney Stodden Twitter Round Up!
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Malena Morgan Has Some Fun With a Toy
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Nina Adgal – Sports Illustrated 2012
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I Don’t Think This Girls Skirt Could Be Much Shorter
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Renee Bargh Will Make A Great Replacement For Maria Menounos
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That is One Big Dildo
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Paula Deen = Still Fat
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This Bitches Car Gets Stolen While She’s Fighting Hahahahahah – VIDEO
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The 66 sexiest female athletes in the world
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Some Draya Michele Hotness
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Can Steve Martin Get a Standing Ovation?
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Maryln Monroe Hot Throwback Photoshoot
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Birthday Girl Fail
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Paper Airplane Distance Record
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Miley Cyrus Lace Bra
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Psychotic Bone Cracking Massage
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I Wish She Would Let Go Of The Bikini String…
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Hot Little Whore In Training. She Has Good Pedigree
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Fuckable Milf. Just Cover That Face
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Cat Loses His Shit
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Miley Cyrus Sweet Slutty Lace Bra
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From the stepFORUM
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Sofia Vergara Sucking Cotton Candy
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Elizabeth Olsen on Leno
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Olivia Wilde GQ Pics
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Lucy Collett and Hannah Martin Topless in Front
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Pregnant British Glamor Model Sophia Cahill Naked on the Runway –
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Today’s smutMEET!
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Wife Rides Cock Like a Pro
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Webcam Star of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

01

Mar

Katy Perry Brings Her Ass Cheeks Out in Public of the Day

So I don’t have the rights to show you the picture of Katy Perry in this ill advised granny panty under a see through dress outfit that I can only assume she came up with herself…since she has the worst fucking style imaginable…..but based on her sloppy from the waist down body…..she’s gotta Kim Kardashian the shit and hide it, strap it down, with all her fucking power….not flaunt it as a billboard explaining why Russell Brand divorced her..I mean there is only so much sloppy ass a dude can take before he has to divorce a bitch….but since this is Katy Perry we’re talking about….it is safe to assume there is so much more depth to why a man would leave her…from her being a talentless cunt who probably thinks she has talent…to her annoying voice….to her bad skin…she’s just not marriage materian unless you’re a K-Fed…but even K-Fed got himself Britney….a leaps and bounds above this trash in terms of pretty much everything…

Katy Perry is a hack….Let’s hope someone pranked her with this….and Here’s the seriously ill-advised outfit that clearly her ass has no business wearing….


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Here are the rest of her Interview Photoshoot…That I previously posted…..I hate to admit she looks better than she’s ever looked….but that could just be my Amy Winehouse Dead or Alive fetish talking…

Here’s some nipple tassles on a back up model – you know to make this scene seem more authentic…

Posted in:Katy Perry

2012

01

Mar

Lucy Hale Bikini Pics of the Day

I don’t know anything about Lucy Hale but I assume she’s some jailbait trash who you are all eager to turn 18 to forget about her like she was Miley, Momsen, Lohan and so many other 16 year olds you want to fuck….

I just looked her up…she’s actually 22….maybe she’s just on some Disney drugs to stay eternally youthful like she was Selena Gomez….

Who really cares, she’s in a bikini, it’s nothing exciting, but I’m posting it anyway…cuz that’s what I do….


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Posted in:Lucy Hale

2012

01

Mar

Katherine Heigl Kinda Naked for Some Movie of the Day

This is a clip from one of Katherine Heigl’s riveting performances in a romantic comedy you’d probably rather rip your eyes out than watch….seriously…I remember seeing a trailer for this and not only was I offended a storyline like this was sold and made into a moive….but I was offended that they cast Katherine Heigl….because I come from the school of thought that she’s the devil and should be ignored for the benefit of the world….putting her in movies does the opposite of that….it celebrates her and makes her an idol to dumb little girls….breeding a whole new generation of idiots….

Well the good news is that she got naked in the movie, but I don’t really know if that’s good news…but it is strategic naked, so if you’re on the fence about a naked Heigl cuz you think she’s fat…vile and the devil….you don’t have to watch this….

Posted in:Katherine Heigl

2012

01

Mar

Lindsay Lohan on the Today Show of the Day

I only hate Lindsay Lohan cuz she ignores me after celebrating a beautiful night in a hotel together…with other people cuz you have to understand for months she was texting me all the time….back in her crazy days….before she decided to get herself on track….even though by the looks of her she looks far crazier now….

So I sent her this message….

Because her face is hilarious….she didn’t answer me….

I can’t understand why she’s doing this shit to herself…cuz she’s hotter when not jacked up with injection of putty.

But even more hilarious is her interview on the Today show….I am amazed she’s only 25…..I still find her hot…I am ready for her Oscar….I just preferred her when she was addicted to drugs and made bad choices like hanging with me.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2012

01

Mar

Jennifer Love Hewitt Promo Pic for the CLient List of the Day

This promo pic dropped 2 weeks ago…but as someone who doesn’t run the Jennifer Love Hewitt fan club, I don’t really keep track of her…but I do know this pic screams one thing and one thing only….if only Jennifer Love could be photoshopped all the fucking time….she’d be worth looking at….but she’s not so I forget she exists…you know since her metabolism slowed down and her ass caught up to her disproportionate tits….she kinda lost relevancy….

So the new show is called the Client List and I assume she plays a whore….and as a whore….they had to get good cleavage shots out of her….and I predict the show will only work if it is shot from the waist up and from a good angle so that they don’t get the rest of her thickness in there to ruin it….

Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt

2012

01

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

I think the stepNEWS is what keeps me going. This shit is gold…even most of you don’t realize I even post it cuz there’s a lack of tit in it….but I find the shit fascinating…..

Man Arrested For Hiring Underage Girl To Dance For Him
A teenager went to police after a Texas man recruited her and a friend to dancer for him at his home.

FL Woman Sets Fire To Legendary Tree While Smoking Drugs
The Seminole County Sheriff`s Office has arrested a woman in connection with a fire that destroyed The Senator Tree in Longwood’s Big Tree Park on January 16.

FL Teacher Arrested For Sex With 16-Year-Old Boy
A former Volusia County teacher Stephanie Cobb was arrested for having a sexual relationship with one of her students and authorities found thousands of text messages between the two.

Teacher Leaves Wife, Kids For 18 Year Old Student
James Hooker, a 41 year old man, who teaches at a school in Modesto left his wife and three kids to pursue a relationship with an 18 year old girlfriend he had, that just happened to be a former student of Mr. Hooker. One of Hooker’s daughters is the same age as the teachers new girlfriend.

Why Some Exotic Dancers Become Trapped In The Lifestyle
They’ve danced in clubs as far away as Vegas and New Orleans. The cash comes fast and easy and so do the drugs and alcohol.

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