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2012

10

Feb

Adriana Lima, Doutzen Kroes, Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel and Other Victoria’s Secret Angels for a Vman Calendar of the Day

VMAN made a calendar featuring 12 Victoria’s Secret angels in some 50s style jackets, wearing some 50s style vintage lingerie, rocking some prety intense cleavage and ending out my horribly hungover day just a little better but still horrible than it normally would be….it’s simple, get these girls out of Victoria’s Secret airbrushed nippless and vagina lipless campaigns and into some better concept stuff that may not be as half naked but that is less fucking repetitive than their played out – tried – tested and bullshit evil corporation marketing tool robots act that brought them fame and fortunes……

Calendars may be stupid, dated, and only used by elderly and mechanics but here are the pics….even though THESE PICS OF KURKOVA IN A THONG BIKINI ARE BETTER ….

2012

10

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here’s the news….to get inpsired by….

Some Kid Wins a Contest but the Prize it at Risk of Being Revoked because it is Being Considered a Gange Sign

Woman Says Breast Implants Saved Her Life
Brazilian-born model Sheyla Hershey credits her breast implants for acting as airbags when she craned her car while driving drunk in Texas.

Teacher Accused of Sex With Student
Police have charged 27 year-old Ashley Jean Campbell with sexual abuse of a minor after they say the former teacher had sex with a 16 year-old male student.

Random Acid Attack Leaves Mom Nearly Blind
A horrifying acid attack has left a single mother of two from Northfield Township nearly blind. Meanwhile, her attacker is still on the loose.

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2012

10

Feb

Naomi Watts and Robin Wright in Bathing Suits of the Day

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Oh shit….old bitches from movies who I’ve never found hot are in bathing suits for a movie they are filming…and for some reason I’m posting it…probably cuz I am addicted to posting celebrity bikini pics…all while I know if I want to see hot half naked bikini hotness I just need to use the internet…Maybe I’m doing to for Sean Penn…you know to give him something to jerk off to while visiting the site…cuz I know we don’t need to look at 40 and 50 year olds in bathing suits and react like it is a good thing….we aren’t coaching an geriatric aquarobic class….staring at this shit isn’t our job…we are free to find actual hot girls in bikinis and that’s what I’m going to do….starting with Facebook vacation albums…#anxiously-awaiting-spring-break-bikini-influx-on-FB….

Word.

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2012

10

Feb

Morgane Dubled in La Perla of the Day

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Here’s a 27 year old model I have never heard about because despite wanting to fuck models….or at least have them sit on my face…I’m no expert on models…but her name is Morgane Dubled, she’s a big model who used to work for the Devils at Victoria’s Secret before being poached by higher end lingerie companies, she’s from France, french girls have anal on the first date….

Tis the fucking season….

Happy Valentines Day….the holiday used to take attention away from what is important…Black History Month.

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2012

10

Feb

Bar Refaeli Drunk Legs on Twitter of the Day

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Here’s hot Jewish party slut turned model turned celebrity fucker turned cokehead Bar Refaeli posting pics of her legs on twitter as she lays in bed getting liquored up….cuz you can take the party slut out of the party and pay her millions to get half naked so that she can rejoin the party on a more exclusive level….but you can’t take the slut out of the slut…..She’s almost posed the way I like them….except with less restraints, dazed medicated looks on her face, and black eyes.. I’m just joking. Or am I? Who cares. The internet made me this monster.

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2012

10

Feb

Reese Witherspoon’s Shitty Dumpy Legs of the Day

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I hate on Reese Witherspoon for one reason and one reason only…..she’s the fucking devil and I need to bring her down…everyone thinks she’s this great mother, wholesome housewife who was cheated on and forced to remarry….when I know she’s a fucking movie star…and all movie stars…despite how many pictures of them you see going to church on Sundays…are vapid, spoiled, rude, disgusting, money grubbing whores….trash that if they actually cared wouldn’t be practicing lines in the mirror…but would instead be helping save AIDS babies for an organization or some shit….

Here are her shitty legs….to remind you that despite all her working out…she’s still disgusting.

DOWN WITH WITHERSPOON….

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2012

10

Feb

Taryn Manning Tits in Some Shit You’ve Never Heard Of of the Day

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I don’t know if anyone even knows who Taryn Manning is anymore….she’s barely a celebrity…she’s barely in movies…and the movies she seems to be in are shit you have never heard of like this “The Perfect Age of Rock and Roll”….where she showed some nipple…

I only know about Taryn Manning because I am Facebook friends with her, or I was….before SHE GOT MAD AT ME AND CALLED ME A CREEP …

I guess you’d be bitter too if you were ugly and had shitty tits you were exposing to pay the rent cuz no one cares about you…..

Here’s some THROWBACK BIKINI PICS THAT WERE STAGED ….if you care…

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2012

10

Feb

Bikini Ice Fishing Video of the Day

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Basic logic tells me that everything is better when in a bikini….it gets more youtube views…it draws more attention to yourself…it is the basis of Victoria’s Secret, SI and every low level celebrity with hired paparazzi strategy…..and now the bikini has gone ice fishing…and as much as I love bikinis and write about all things bikini…I’m kinda more into actual vagina…exposed and flapping in the fucking wind with icecicles hanging off the shit….like a homeless man’s nicotine and snot stained beard as he begs for changed on the coldest day of the year…but I guess this is good enough effort…

Posted in:Viral Video

2012

10

Feb

Rose McGowan’s Panty Flash in Video of the Day

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The Rose McGowan red panty flash pictures have been circulating the last day, so I figured I’d post the video becuase I really have nothing else going on…I’m still drunk from last night so it seems like a great idea…you know some good old school jerking off to a runway show for heart disease red dress bullshit…..My favorite bitch is the Susan Boyle looking bitch….the other bitches were……….

Aisha Tyler, Chaka Khan, Cindi Leive, Christie Brinkley, Debbie Phelps, Elisabeth Rohm, Giselle Blondet, Gloria Estefan, Idina Menzel, Jeannette Torres-Alvarez, Jenna Elfman, Jennifer Nettles, LaLa Anthony, Linda Evans, Minka Kelly, Patti Stanger, Rebecca Romijn and Rose McGowan.

Who cares….AIDS is more my charity…cuz I like it dripping off my face…

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2012

10

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I’m glad I’m not a feco-philiac or into scat because last nights drinking and my hard living…..coupled with my diet made for some really horrible early morning bathroom experiences that I’d hate to be faced with if eating my own shit was my thing…you know like being served a steak the size no single human should ever eat….but the guy who loves steak just can’t refuse…You get what I’m saying….and that is that I want to go back to my dream of being a pair of a hot girl’s panties for the day…hoping modern science gets us to that point in technology in my lifetime….

Stop looking at me.

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Tiffani is Censored, But I Like It
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Ultra-Violent Lego Captain America
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Reese Witherspoon Cleavage. Why Not?
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The 15 Worst Reality Stars Turned Singers
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Blonde Hottie Finger Fucks Herself – VIDEO
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