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Jenna Ortega for the Beetlejuice Photocall of the Day
Jenna Ortega for the Beetlejuice Photocall of the Day
Kelly Brook From Big Titty Model to Big Back Model of the Day
Kelly Brook From Big Titty Model to Big Back Model of the Day
Charli XCX for Demon Kim Kardashian’s Brand of the Day
Charli XCX for Demon Kim Kardashian’s Brand of the Day
Christina Aguilera and her Botox Face and Ozempic Body Get Slutty of the Day
Christina Aguilera and her Botox Face and Ozempic Body Get Slutty of the Day
Shannon Mcmullen is the Instagram Of The Day
Shannon Mcmullen is the Instagram Of The Day

2012

27

Jan

Shitty J.Lo Bathing Suit Pics of the Day

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I know what you’re thinking…when aren’t J.LO bathing suit pics not shitty….and if they are always shitty then doesn’t that baseline the shit and just makes them J.LO bathing suit pics….but the truth is…If we’re gonna get this far in of J.LO in a bathing suit…I prefer when I can see her fucking ass in full….obviously….Yeah, I know she bought most beautiful peoople title…but that doesn’t make her a most beautiful person…who shouldn’t keep her clothes on….but if she’s gonna get half naked or not…then do it right…not half assed….literally…

Here are the pics of her and some Dick Clark motherfucker….

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2012

27

Jan

Irina Shayk Topless for Replay of the Day

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I hate giving big brands that don’t give me money free publicity because they get some russian whore who fucked her way into the mainstream using gay soccer players when she shoulda just been some mail order bride for some lonely fat 60 year old American with a lot of money…..topless for their shoot…It’s the best scam brands have going these days…cuz us perverts will consistently look at moderately hot pics of any bitch who is moderately hot….when really we should give none of these idiots attention forcing them to have no self esteem and a career stripping the local stripclub or rockin’ a webcam site to pay the rent…making them more accessible than the Diva cunts you know they are…or that they’ve become all thanks to the fall of communism….

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2012

27

Jan

Katie Price Wholesome White Panties of the Day

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Katie Price is a classy, elegant, very wealthy woman…so of course she’d be wearing white underwear like she’s never been in a sex tape, like she doesn’t have the stupidest sized fake tits, like she didn’t make her money being a whore, like she never strapped on a dildo and fucked her husband up the ass, and all other things that make her the biggest pile of trash I want to cuddle up against and burry my face in her horrible tits…..

I’m just disappointed there’s no herpes blister pussy pussy stain….why is puss-y spelled pussy – it’s fucking with my head….here is the panty pic

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2012

27

Jan

Candice Swanepoel is Bronzed for Vogue China of the Day

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There’s no nipple in this photoshoot…there’s not ass…there’s not half nakedness…there’s nothing really interesting or exciting other than the fact that Candice Swanepoel is hot…despite the high AIDS in her Vagina rate thanks to being South African…cuz we all know even if she was HIV Positive we’d still be her blood brother, hell we’d even cut ourselves up and crawl into her vagina and wait for our own set of AIDS if she asked and even if she didn’t ask cuz she’s hot enough to have that manipulative power over us…if she’s doing it it must be right….I mean shit…here she is bronzed up and dirty and glossy looking in some Vogue China photoshoot and I’m posting it like it is fucking erotica…cuz when she’s in it…it becomes erotica….she owns us or at least me….

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2012

27

Jan

Olivia Wilde’s Shitty Cleavage of the Day

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I discounted Olivia Wilde as a person when I found out that Wilde was her stage name in honor of her family who were literary academics or some shit while she ran off to be a useless, low grade, brainless twat actor….the fact that she was sloppy looking, had a bit of a gut that hung over her pants, and a shitty set of tits helped….cuz when a bitch is hot to look at, I’m into any stage name she wants to give me, as full of shit, lame, cheesy, embarassing, or idiotic as it may be….bitch can call herself Unicorn Anus if she fucking wants as long as she looks good….but when these hipster cunts do it…it is annoying….even when they showing off their floppy titty…

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2012

27

Jan

Daisy Lowe Not Naked Enough for a Campaign of the Day

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I am not overly excited by these nude pictures of Daisy Lowe for some fashion line’s summer campaing…because strategic nudity annoys me…especially when that strategic nudity strategy involves hiding all body parts that define nudity as nudity….you know no tits, no asshole, no pussy, no bush…no nudity…..even though she’s wearing nothing….

Not to mention, Daisy Lowe….Gwen Stefani’s unwanted stepdaughter, who grew up with no father, cuz Gavin Rossdale denied she was his, until a paternity test proved otherwise, all filled with daddy issues and confusion, addiction and willingness to let men inside her to feel wanted…has done PLAYBOY NAKED and OTHER PHOTOSHOOTS NAKED ….making this non nudity nudity pretty fucking shitty…but I’m posting it anyway…

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2012

27

Jan

stepNEWS of the Day

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Holy shit the stepNEWS is amazing today…from proposition minors for sex, to prostiting with AIDS, to being saved by breast impants, to beating cops, to women locking kids in their trailor park bathroom, I’m in love with this post….

Colorado Man Arrested For Prostituting With AIDS
During a police roundup Darren Garcia was arrested for the 9th time in five years for prostituting with AIDS.
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Florida Woman: Breast Implants Saved My Life
A Florida woman was attacked by her ex-boyfriend’s new lover and survived multiple stabs to her chest because of the implants

Teacher Sentence After Craigslist Ad For 13-Year-Old
A second grade teacher, Aaron Turner attempted to have sexual relations with a 13-year-old boy over craigslist. He will be sentence in Morrow County Common Pleas Court

Men Punch Out Temple University Cops On Video
Disturbing cell phone shows a crowd in North Philadelphia turning on two Temple police officers.

Surveillance Camera Shows Bus Attack In Florida
The State Attorney’s Office has released surveillance video of a 14-year-old girl getting beaten up on a school bus.

PA Woman Arrested For Trying To Proposition Teen Boy
A Western Pennsylvania woman trapped a teenage boy in the bathroom of her trailer and attempted to have sex with him

Pennsylvania Cop Might Have Let Bank Robbers Go
A police officer in New Wilmington, Pennsylvania stopped a couple for speeding when he let them go to when dispatched to a bank robbery. It turns out the couple could be responsible for the bank robbery.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2012

27

Jan

Adriana Lima’s Bikini Photoshoot Continues of the Day

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You know what I just realized….I can stare at a picture of a bikini model in a bikini for at least an hour….in fact I can stare at a picture of any girl…thick or thin, black or white, asian or hispanic, handicapped or retarded, disabled or athletic….middle aged or late teens…mom or infertile…pregnant or recently miscarried…in a bikini for at least an hour…I like half naked bitches…it’s unforunate that they aren’t always around me and that I have to resort to the internet to make this shit happen…it’s unfortuante that there’s no 9-5 job that involves me staring at bitches in bikinis….but I guess it makes for a pretty pathetic and unrewarding hobby…and since I’m great at pathetic and unrewarding….it works for me…


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2012

27

Jan

Selena Gomez Sex Offender Legs Promoting Som Shit of the Day

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Unlike the horny old bitch down the hall from me with the unhealthy Justin Bieber obsession….I’m not looking forward to his 18th birthday…cuz that will mean I can’t make Selena Gomez sex offender jokes and that’s all I have going for me..even though I know this “relationship” is one staged for the media….I still like the idea of some older twat looking for more fame riding some underage dude with insane levels of fame for exposure…mainly cuz it is illegal….but also cuz sex offenders are hilarious…even when they never get charged cuz they are all Hollywood….

Here are her little pervert legs I’d want to be warned about if she moved in my community…..mainly so that I could plot how I was gonna sex offend her….and not so much so that I could lock my kids up from her….if you know what I mean…

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2012

27

Jan

Heidi Klum in March 2012 InStyle UK of the Day

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These are rumored to be some no make-up, pre-divorce from the scarred up big penis black man SEAL she has been raising and developing her own tribe with, possibly in efforts to build her own breed of human cuz she’s just that rockin’ genetically……in March 2012 Instyle…and despite being a mom of a dozen in her 40s….she’s still got it going on to me…but then again I just love divorcees…all eager to get fit and fuck as many cocks as possible as dirty as possible to feel alive again….something I love getting in the way of…especially if dude left bitch for a younger woman..shit is on….

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