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2012

10

Jan

stepNEWS of the Day

The stepNEWS is amazing….because people are idiots.

Mom Fakes Daughter’s Death For Extra Vacation Time
A New York City school employee has lost her job over accusations she faked her daughter’s death so she could take a vacation to Costa Rica.

TN Principal Blames Blacks For Poor Test Scores
Dr. Ted Horrell, the principal of Germantown High School in Tennessee singled out black students for a drop in the school’s test scores and were ‘less smart.’

Violent Beating in Philadelphia Caught On Video
A 19 year old man was videotaped punching an 18 year old repeatedly in the head. The beating was posted online.

Tourist Plunges after Bungee Cord Snaps
An Australian tourist bungee jumping in Africa plunged 365 feet into a river when her cord snapped, but she managed to swim to safety with a broken collarbone and her legs tied together.

Deer Breaks Into Goodwill Store For Tour
A deer in Woodbury, N.J., decides to pick up a few things in a local Goodwill store.

Video: Giant Ruby Theft Caught On Tape
Thieves stealing a $2 million ruby in the shape of the Liberty Bell are caught on surveillance cameras in Delaware.

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2012

10

Jan

Torrie Wilson is A-Rod’s New Strong Woman in a Bikini of the Day

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I’ve never slept with a man but I have slept with women who have dick clits. I have also slept with women who were muscular as shit…and despite starring at their 6-pack in amazemen….it was far less gay then you’d think it is…cuz as Chaz Bono proves, being a woman is a state of mind….

I’m sure some muscle bitches are some of the most whiney high maintenance irritating bitches around….but the good news is the muscles just give them a hard body and strong pussy that I’d take over fat any day and a fitness level that can make me cum better than when I’m doing all the work, worrying about heart attacks….not to mention the higher testosterone makes for a higher sex drive….

So when I see A-Rod simulating locker room sex with the team on the women he chooses, especially this Torrie Wilson cuz she’s wrestler…and locker room foreplay is always starts with a wrestle…I remember that it’s probably less gay than it looks cuz I’ve been there and I liked it…..and now I’m gonna go write a pop song called “I fucked a muscle bitch and I liked it even though I went into it thinking it may turn me gay “….and maybe I’ll be the next Katy Perry…

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2012

10

Jan

Katie Holmes Old and Sexy in a Photoshoot of the Day

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Katie Holmes sexed herself up for some photoshoot….and although she has an older looking face…like the bitch is no longer that cute high school girl you once jerked off to…because she is now a mom married to a crazy person spending her days waiting for the coming ALIENS and I don’t mean said husband during sex…..but she’s still got tits cuz no breast cancer for her yet…even the odds are 1 in 8…..and here she is using them to make us like her….

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2012

10

Jan

Camille Rowe Titties for Terry Richardson of the Day

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Her name is Camille Rowe and I’m loving her tits..

I’ve posted her tits for fashion HERE and HERE and now she’s hanging out with Terry Richardson….doing some pics for his private collection to help him get back some street cred…even though selling out is the best thing to do cuz who cares about legitimacy..legitimacy doesn’t buy you private jets motherfucker….and I guess she’s doing this to show him how good she is for future shoots…hustling titties out…the way I like it…

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2012

10

Jan

Charlize Theron’s Long Legs in Tight Pants of the Day

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Charlize Theron is hot…almost perfect…sure she’s a little older now…but she’s still got something about her I like…..unfortunatly she’s got something about her that I don’t like also…and that’s that her mother got away with killing her abusive father with a slap on the wrist…pretty much the kind of Trauma you want to avoid when you start dating or fucking a bitch…cuz you know she’s got it programmed in her that if you go just a little too far in punching her in the face for being out of line, or chaining her in the basement where you beat her with a bar of soap in a sock….she’s gonna do all she can to get revenge and that makes her boring to masturbate to….but here she is in tight pants anyway…

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2012

10

Jan

Emily Blunt in Tight Pants of the Day

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I don’t know who Emily Blunt is…but more importantly…I don’t know why she’s wearing tight pants…

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2012

10

Jan

Joanna Krupa Hot in her Place of the Day

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I once spoke to the photographer who does this “Me in My Place” series for Esquire…I dont’ remember much about the conversation but I do remember that he’s pretty much a genius.

So he gets hot girls in their underwear in their houses….you know to give us, the voyeur, a glimpse of what goes down for them and where it goes down everytime they fuck at home….it also give us, the decorator, ideas for how we’d like to set up our house…and that’s with half naked Polish born, American Raised 32 year old has-been who never was, but who still has a better house than you…..pussy.

Good times.

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2012

10

Jan

Kelly Kelly Nipple Slip of the Day

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I first found out about Kelly Kelly at some bullshit sports bar on a night that they happened to be playing wrestling…a “sport” that isn’t even a sport that I assumed was just dead….probably cuz I don’t leave the house…but apparently it is alive and well, and bitches like Kelly Kelly get the crowd of what must be virgin losers into videogames and trailer parks, to go fucking nuts….I mean bitch wears booty shorts and humps like a fool with other girls….with moves like pussy to face choke outs….how can you really go wrong….it’s a winning fucking formula…

Anyway, someone mailed this in, it’s her nipple from a photoshoot….lots of fun….

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2012

10

Jan

Elle Macpherson Outshines Fat Ex-Popstars of the Day

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These pictures made me laugh…

They are from some NBC bullshit event I wasn’t invited to and probably wouldn’t have gone to if I was, cuz I didn’t want to go to their shitty parties in the first place, in what brings back horrible flash backs of not being invited to birthday parties cuz I was the weird kid…

EIther way, the highlight of the night was that model pussy proved genitically ages better than exploited child stars turned pop singer pussy, cuz I guess life is harder when you’re a “Rockstar” on stage, than when you’re just fucking rockstars….as models do….

The combined weight of Jessica Simpson and Christina Aguilera combined, regardless of their being pregnant, cuz fetus in them or not they’re lazy slutty, spoiled pigs with a food addiction…..is almost scary if you’re in an elevator with them….and totally scary if you own the all you can eat buffet they’re walking into…

Aguilera –

Simpson –

Elle Macpherson –

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2012

10

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Drinking a bottle of Jack at some chick’s house with nothing but my FACEBOOK to entertain myself made for good times last night….I ended up passed out on the floor listening to death metal…always a winning feeling…..unfortunately…it made for horrible times this morning….I’m a wreck.

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