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2011

30

Nov

Karlie Klass Ass in Vogue Italia 2011 of the DAy

Victoria’s Secret made a big deal about flat chested and Monkey faced Karlie Klass from the mid-west or wherever the fuck she’s from…They made it seem like they pulled her out of a Walmart or chain family restaurant and gave her to opportunity to live up to every little girl’s dream….according to the other “Angels” who seem to think every little girl dreams about being a lingerie model whore on display as an object with push up bras on….but the reality is she’s been a model for years, she was picked from a major agency, like Lily Aldridge, she’s been doing this model thing for a while, but I guess mainstream america who watches that informercial shit doesn’t know much about that…they just know “Them there bitches in panties look good while I drink my beer in my redneck shitty trailer that’s in foreclosure….”….USA Motherfuckers…….

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2011

30

Nov

Constance Jablonski Fetish Pics for Fashion of the Day

Her name is Constance Jablonski and she is a model…who is doing some fetish/latex/BDSM inspired photoshoot for high fashion…because fashion is softcore porn…that is disguised as art…and that is some genius shit that I wish I thought of…because it gets girls naked who otherwise wouldn’t be naked….not that she’s naked…but she probably will be soon…cuz that just comes with modeling….they sacrifice their body for the high concept you can jerk off to….Works for me…

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2011

30

Nov

Miley Cyrus in a Throwback See Thru of the Day

Here’s some shitty pictures from some homosexual campaign of Miley Cyrus in some semi-see through but totally not erotic shirt unless it is old and she’s 16 in the shit cuz 16 year olds aren’t supposed to be in see through shirts, they are supposed to be wholesome and not fucking even though their periods and natural capacity of being able to give birth paints a different fucking picture…but fuck biology and genetics…instead follow arbitrary rules of what someone decided is right or wrong…like gay marriage….teen brides are a cause we should all get behind….and petition…you perverts have rights too damnit…

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2011

30

Nov

stepNEWS of the Day

The best news feed on the internet according to me and some dude on twitter is this fucking post….it will change your useless life and motivate you to do something with yourself like become a pornstar who becomes a teacher, or getting arrested and using that as a platform for your comedy, and whatever else is in this list of today’s top news stories according to us….

I love it….

Massachusetts Teacher Was A Porn Star
Kevin Hogan is an English teacher and crew coach at a top-rated Massachusetts public high school, but he brings some unusual experience to the job: until recently, he was starring in pornographic movies.

Arrested Man Makes Joke During Perp Walk
A Pennsylvania man wanted to be funny after being arrested for driving a stolen car.

Woman Steals Christmas Trees From Boy Scouts
A Missouri woman was caught on video taking two Christmas tree, for the third year in a row

Man FIres Gun At Occupy Houston
A gunman frustrated over personal issues opened fire at the Occupy Houston camp

Family Gets Lost on Christmas Tree Hunt
A Colorado family got lost on their quest to find the perfect Christmas tree.

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2011

30

Nov

Uma Thurman’s Got Fat Tits of the Day

Unlike Tarantino, I do not find Uma Thurman hot. She’s built like a fucking tank. Her hands are big enough to make even the biggest dick look like it is tiny and getting jerked off by a jolly green giant, a fetish to some, but not to me, cuz as a dude with a small penis, I only hire hookers with deformed hands, you know all underdeveloped and the size of a 5 year olds’….not that it matters, she’s showing cleavage, and that’s all you sick fucks care about, you’d fuck a AIDS baby in africa without a condom if it had a set of fucking implants.

You disgust me.

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2011

30

Nov

Jessica Simpson is Still Pregnant and Fat of the Day

You know how some people call pregnant chicks “Glowing” or say how radiantly beautiful they are as they make the life changing transition from girl to woman…you know on the mission her biology has planned for her ever since she got her period…and you think to yourself “disgusting” or “scary” or “why the fuck do people jerk off to ready to drop porn”….but then you come across a hot pregnant chick, and it all suddenly makes sense, and you get it and understand what they have been talking about….well, Jessica Simpson isn’t that girl, if anything, she’s the disgusting kind that makes you fear having a family of your own cuz you’d have to face that fatness for 9 months, telling your wife you’re better off adopting, or better yet, divorcing your wife and turning to a life of fucking hookers…

Here’s Jessica Simpson looking like some kind of clown….

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2011

30

Nov

Katherine Heigl’s Double Chin of the Day

I’ve been calling Katherine Heigl a fat pig of a woman who doesn’t deserve any fame, attention, or jobs unless she’s working the cash at Walmart since I first found out who Katherine Heigl was….I would get backlash from people, who I guess were Grey’s Anatomy fans, saying how sick I was and how beautiful she was and how great her tits were, not knowing it was all diversion from her actual sloppy self and all I gotta say is that this double chin don’t lie….she’s fat, I’m always right, fuck you. Stop masturbating and make something of your life. Loser.

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2011

30

Nov

Kate Beckinsale’s a Hot Mom in a White Dress of the Day

Part of me hates Kate Beckinsale, because she’s some icon to 30 year old nerds everywhere who sexually harrassed themselves to the point of being sex offenders while watching her in Underworld…but then I look at her and she is just so fantastic looking that it not only amazes me that she is a mom, defying all logic that comes to ripped open vaginas spilling all over the floor, but that she’s not more famous than she is…cuz when I see the ugly shit that Hollywoodland shits out and onto the screen….but at least she’s at events wearing virginal white dresses in pictures….cuz let’s face it, that’s good enough for me….

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2011

30

Nov

Pam Anderson is Haggard as Fuck but Trying to Look Vibrant of the Day

Pam Anderson is slowly morphing into what may be a cartoon character, because I guess when you are dying of hepatits that you got being a whore, coupled with only having a career because people jerked off to your big fake tits in a time big fake tits weren’t everywhere, puts a lot of pressuere on a bitch when it comes to attending events…Botox and Facelifts for everyone….but it’s nice to see she hasn’t lost her core….as she licks her PETA stamp….unless this is the equivalent of an old burlesque dancer putting on her tap shoes at the old folks home to show everyone she’s still got it….Either way, who cares, it’s fun to point and laugh at someone who thought she was too good to fuck you at her prime….as she falls the fuck apart…but tries to play it up all cute….something a face that hard can never be..

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2011

30

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am like a marriage saver. I fuck wive’s miserable in their marriages so that they realize the sex at home isn’t all that bad, never to hear from again, but the nice thing, is that married women are just in it for the fuck, they’re already married and don’t need the bullshit of relationship. So lock up your wives….I’m coming for them…

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