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Ozempic Katy Perry Finds the Only Audience Who Likes Her of the Day
Ozempic Katy Perry Finds the Only Audience Who Likes Her of the Day
Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day
Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day
Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day
Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day
Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day
Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day
Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day
Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day

2011

18

Nov

Ali Larter Pantsless of the Day

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Ever since Ali Larter had her kid, she’s been out there trying to get noticed. She’s gone out all hard mom nipple without a bra and changing her underwear in public…. now she’s gone and put on a men’s shirt that makes her look like the one night stand you met on your business trip after you fucked her, walking around your hotel room, washing up, only as you sit their satisfied, empty-balled, knowing your wife will never find out….but instead she’s out pumping gas, like some common whore, who didn’t have enough time to get dressed and was forced to run out to make an escape cuz the whore stole your wallet and this is the getaway…I mean why else would she be wearing a men’s shirt pumping gas?

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2011

18

Nov

Selena Gomez Sex Doll Isn’t Hot of the Day

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This is an interesting rendition of Selena Gomez’s face…I can assume was done to make the fans who hate her for child molesting their man happy…..I just hope that they did a more accurate job with her pussy….all dripping with Beiber semen to get all the little girls exicted…or maybe it is in fact sculpted out of Beiber semen that was milked out of him with Usher Raymond’s mouth, like weird dude who used to live down my hall who masturbated in a jar for years before turning into art because I’m just assuming Usher is that kind of over-the-top weirdo…you know all hip hop billionaire and shit…

And what it really comes down to is that these wax figures are ridiculous…..

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2011

18

Nov

Fran Drescher Sucking Some Candy of the Day

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Disgusting – a little less candy, a lot more sit ups fatty. Not only is her laugh annoying but apparently so is looking at her in a tight red dress and imagining her naked….

I was never into Fran Drescher, but I’d take that small wasted Nanny fetish over this old dumpy shit anyday…and worst of all i bet she blames it on her cancer treatment like a typical fat person, instead of taking ownership of her pig like behavior like sucking lollipops harder than she sucked cock to get famous.

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2011

18

Nov

Trans Siberian Orchestra Nipple of the Day

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My friend was at the Trans Siberian Orchestra sow in Beavercreek Ohio…I just assumed because he liked little kids singing his favorite classics like a mall Santa forced to quit being a Mall Santa due to being caught as a sex offender….you know like some kind of pervert…

But he impressed me….when he snapped off a pic of one of the adult women performing with a hard nipple…and I’m pretty amazed that from his vantage point he could get in that close…maybe he’s got a future as a pervert photographer…I should send him to the bottom of the escalator of his favorite Ohio mall….but I figure everyone in Ohio is 500 pounds so that won’t work…or will it?

Here’s the perv pic to get you in the Christmas spirit….. Thanks for sending it in brother.

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2011

18

Nov

Jeff Gordon’s Wife Ingrid Vandebosch in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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So for those of you who aren’t Nascar Fans, Jeff Gordon is Nascard driver and Ingrid Vandebosch is his wife….She’s 41. She was a model from Belgium who only made it into SI in 2008 after marrying an athlete…but who did other work…I’m just not sure what caliber of work and I’m not gonna bother looking for the titty pics…that I can only assume exist from back then….cuz that’s what modeling is about…it is a soft sell, easier way to convince girls to get naked for money, by disguising it as fashion and art….

Who cares, here she is a mom of 2 in a one-piece…cuz she knows she’s 41 and not what she once was before being a mom of 2.

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2011

18

Nov

Kathie Lee Gifford Sweaty Squatter of the Day

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So I posted last night that Regis died before his retirement in this Vespa Accident on Letterman…

It turns out he survived and the fall was hardly as funny as it should have been, so he made it to his last show, cuz he is retiring and that glorious, historic event brought out his past host, busty Kathie Lee Gifford, who anyone who stayed home sick in the early 90s jerked off to….and who based on POSTS ABOUT HER TITS still jerk off to her…

She came out all sweaty armpits for the armpit fetishists….all red headed for the red head fetishists…..all big breasted for the busty festishists…..all big assed for the menopausal women fetishists….she exudes sex, makes me wonder why Frank cheated on her…oh right…cuz she’s annoying as fuck…

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2011

18

Nov

stepNEWS of the Day

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The news is amazing….I love it and you should to because these are the real people making important enough moves to go from being unknown weirdos to being televised weirdos…public humilation for doing stupid things is always entertaining…..here’s the latest I got for you.

Wisconsin Man Slashed With Samurai Sword By Jealous Ex-Boyfriend
The odd part is that the attacker gave his victim a ride to the hospital afterward

NM Cops Arrested For Brutal Attack On Suspect

NJ Teacher Belittles Special Needs Student

Airline Pilot Gets Stuck In Bathroom On Flight
A mid-air terror scare broke out when an airline pilot was trapped in the plane’s bathroom.

Alleged White House Shooter’s Oprah Audition Tape
Two months ago suspected White House shooter Oscar Ortega-Hernandez asked an Idaho University student to videotape a segment pitch to Oprah Winfrey for her ‘Make A Difference’ campaign.

Video Shows Police Beating Student
Aman Abdulaziz had a goal at Sam Houston State University. The 19-year-old was majoring in history and planned to be a lawyer.

Syracuse coach accused of molestation
Police said late Thursday they were investigating a molestation allegation against long-serving Syracuse University basketball assistant coach Bernie Fine.

Blind Man Claims Innocence in Child Porn Arrest
A Tennessee man claims that the child porn found on his computer wasn’t his and his disability wasn’t dealt with correctly.

‘Car Bomb’ Prank Signs Land Ga. Man in Jail
A Woodstock, Ga. man was charged with terroristic threats because of two signs he left on a stranger’s car that was parked in front of his house, police say.

CO Transgender Teen Suspended For Using Girls Bathroom
Dionne Malikowski of Fort Collins, Colorado was suspended for using a girls bathroom after being instructed to use the boys bathroom or staff bathrooms instead, but fear of her safety after years of harassment.

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2011

18

Nov

A. Rod Likes His Women Manly and in Thongs of the Day

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I don’t follow sports, or Cameron Diaz gossip, so I didn’t know that A.Rod, the guy responisble for turning both Madonna and Cameron Diaz into what must be steroid using, dick clitted bitches with lots of muscles, you know pushing them as close as he could them to manliness….was no longer with Cameron Diaz, but instead throwing parties in his Miami mansion, with chicks who might as well have testicles….Sexy…..I wonder where he found these bitches? I wonder if these bitches are actually bitches or if they just like dressing up and pretending they are when getting fucked up the ass…I mean it only makes sense Miami is a hub for homosexuals….I’ve been there….so many scooters, white pants, pink shirts and party drugs….and apparently trannies…

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2011

18

Nov

Irina Shayk Hot at an Event of the Day

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Irina Shayk’s at some event in some dress looking hot….showing tit but more importanlty for her showing off her free shoes to encourage getting hired to represent that shoe company….so that there’s no more rationned bread lines for her….from Russia to supermodel stardom and all it took was fucking some athlete and sticking to him….like a whore….but more socially acceptable….and marketed as more of a from rags to riches…living the American dream kinda thing that fucking wallet to the top….who cares…she gets half naked for money and despite preferring girls who get half naked for free…I’m not the one paying so it’s good enough for me.

The Amazing Face of the day came in the form of Tilda Swinton’s disgusgting

Posted in:Irina Shayk|Tilda Swinton

2011

18

Nov

Erin Foster is Sam Ronson’s New Pussy I Want to Fuck of the Day

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So David Foster, a Canadian music billionaire, who is behind pretty much everyone in he fucking world of music….has a lesbian daughter…or a bi-sexual daughter…who has found herself another musicians daughter….who is also bi-sexual…to rub her vagina up against until she squirts….

I don’t know if it is a marketing thing, or if it is just true love cuz as two rich kid dykes, they get each other on a level no one else ever will, except maybe Sam Ronson’s twin sister, who I can only assume her lesbianism is trying to replace, cuz twins are weird like that…

All this to say, I’ve met Sam Ronson. I like Sam Ronson. This is going to further destroy Lindsay Lohan, harder than any of Ronson’s double fisting ever could, not cuz I like a destroyed Lohan, she’s damaged enough, I just like drama between girls who are mean to me.

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