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Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day

2011

Nov

Trying to Look Up Ashley Greene and Nikki Reed’s Skirts of the Day

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Nothing like girls in skirts sitting at a good vantage point in front of you…cuz you know there’s always going to be a slip up, no one, no matter how well trained they are, can sit and get up without flashing a little twat….and when they are up on stage…it’s far easy to catch the slip up, then the way I’ve been caught many times trying to do when a bitch is sitting at the same level as you….you know pretending to drop a pen, forced to crawl under the table, is far less subtle way to get flashed…

Unfortunaltey, I don’t have any panty pics from this TWILIGHT BULLSHIT EVENT, but I know they are out there, or that the audience did, cuz it’s just science motherfuckers…and sometimes just knowing that is enough to get my fantasy wheels turning, because I’m weird and love when girls let us look up their skirts…knowingly, unknowingly, panties or not. It’s always amazing.

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2011

Nov

Candace Bailey Lingerie Bullshit for the Nerds of the Day

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Attack of the Show must be a huge deal, I mean this video of the poor man’s Sara Jean Underwood, in her lingerie on their official Youtube had all of 3,000 views when I pulled it up….

I guess maybe their audience of virgin losers who masturbate to girls talking their nerd, gamer, tech game isn’t as strong as I assumed, because shit is on TV, and that alone makes you think there must be budget behind the shit, there must be audience, there must be more to it than manipulating nerds with half naked playboy chicks to take their minds off their action figure, comic book collecting weirdos social awkardness, but instead give them hope…….

I guess they are trying to viral video strategy of funny, sexy gets views and may give their shitty show a bit of life, but I guess they don’t get the joke in all this is that they are giving their viewers sex tips, as if their viewers have sex…unless it is just an excuse to get this bitch in lingerie….

Either way, we’ve spend too much time on this…time to move along…cuz this shit doesn’t matter….especially when there is so much PORN on the internet…

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2011

Nov

Mariah Carey Thickness in a Tight Dress of the Day

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The above picture is a lie that people are trying to preted is Mariah Carey post baby weight…..70 pounds lighter….a year after she gave birth that resulted in some Jenny Craig spokesperson gig, that probably makes her a lot of money….but is obviously doctored…because you can’t have a spokesperson spilling out of her motherfucking dress….

The reality, see the pictures below, the bitch is still fat…so fat I was going to do a post on how she was inspired by Precious and working on Precious that she’s decided to be like those fat chicks on YOUTUBE Who track their weight gain and eating habits…emotionally eating their way into a fanbase of weirdos….hoping it will land her an oscar….

Don’t believe the Jenny Craig corporate lies….the proof is in the tight dress below…

Posted in:Mariah Carey

2011

Nov

Joanna Krupa in Won’t Be my Facebook Friend of the Day

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You may not remember Joanna Krupa….she’s some model FHM girl who was big a few years ago …but who is now 32 and has already given up on her career, proved by the fact that she did Dancing With the Stars, a show everyone knows doesn’t bring back careers, especially when said careers hardly existed….

She plays up the war torn Poland upbringing, but the truth is she was in America at 5, only to end up in American Lad Mags when they still mattered….

I’m only posting these boring pics of her, because I’ve been tryign to add her to FACEBOOK and she constantly rejects me…and I take offense when that happens, especially when bitch doesn’t matter, isn’t a celebrity, and has little going for her, I mean other than the potential to marry a rich dude as arm candy…cuz that happens all the time….I hate snobs who think they are better than you…so ADD HER TO FACEBOOK and let her know she’s a cunt….put her in her irrelevant place..

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2011

Nov

Amber Heard Hot Little Ass of the Day

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I am into Amber Heard…she’s like what Scarlett Johansson was trying to be, but never pulled off, because she’s some dumpy pile of shit…I mean I saw that movie that made her famous with Bill Murray on TV the other day, and she’s running around in her panties, and talking with her raspy boring voice, and it did nothing to me…white this Amber Heard, pretending to be a lesbian, hotness, just has to wear a dress that showcases her awesome little ass, and I’m down to party….and that’s why I’m posting the pics…this bitch is good.

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2011

Nov

Miley Cyrus the Fat Years of the Day

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I guess she saw how good obesity was for Jessica Simpson, Kim Kardashian, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Kirstie ALley, Chaz Bono, pretty much most people on Dancing with the Stars, that bitch Precious and Christina Aguilera’s career…but then again, maybe she just got her Wisdom teeth pulled. Maybe she’s got coke bloat. Maybe she has kidney failure and is retaining water. Maybe it’s hormonal or pregnancy….Maybe she’s just getting fat….you know cuz like the deli she’s been buying her cured meats and cheeses at, Disney’s decided to pay by the pound….How you like them apples. RIP Steve Jobs.

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2011

Nov

2012 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Pictures of the Day

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Adrian Lima, Chanel Iman, Candice Swanepoel, Nicki Minaj, Alessandra Ambrosio, Izabel Goulart, got over paid to get half naked and walk down the runway in some annoying playful way, that only works cuz they are hot at they are half naked….decent scam….

But I think it’s a load of fucking shit….boring, irritating….A bunch of dumb cunts dancing around like idiots – acting a fool on stage like this shit matters or is more than just a marketing campaign for some BORING, UNINSPIRED…..corporate monster….

It’s not creative, it’s not erotic, it’s just a fucking cash grab….but like I said…it only works cuz the bitches are hot and half naked…so I got no choice but to go along withit, i just want you to know I fucking hate them all, but more importantly I hate Victoria’s Secret and their devil work….

The highlight of the show was some Lima mom pussy camel toe….

Here are the rest of the pics of half naked bitches in stupid costumes…now you don’t have to watch the shit when it hits TV….because you have the power to make these push up bra masters disappear….

Posted in:Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2012

2011

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I like my coffee like I like my women, cold, bitter and lonely….

I’ve been working on that one all week. You know life as a hack writer who isn’t really a writer but who tell bitches he is because lets face it, I’m fucking writing right now asshole….Maybe one day some high level comedian like Roseanne will hire me on her comeback tour….since fat women is my thing…

We’re all allowed to dream motherfucker…

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2011

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