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2011

10

Oct

Laura Croft and Holly Madison are the Trashy Whores of the Day

I don’t know about these Playboy bitches. They all look like tacky strippers with fake tans, fake hair, fake tits, who I’d probably want to shoot myself in the dick if I was hanging with them in any other capacity than shoving my dick inside them…I can only imagine the things they like, the things they find cool, the things they find inspiring or interesting or even fashionable or nice, being some tedious shit that would make any sane person not distracted by their whoring, bottom feeding, thank god playboy isn’t classy, vaginas….want to rip his ears out…because eyes are good for looking at their text book, not quite authentic, but made up enough to make me think it is, sex appeal….cuz for some reason, cunts like this lure attention of men….despite how irritating everything about them is…there must be a science behind this that I’m not going to bother researching, but that I’ll just post the pics of instead….even though they need to be more naked…the stipper pole is a great touch though…fucking ridiculous…but guys love this hustle cuz it is everything their wive’s aren’t…

Posted in:Holly Madison|Laura Croft

2011

10

Oct

Some Katie Holmes Tight Pants with her Handler of the Day

Katie Holmes was a good drone and went to visit her stage boyfriend Tom Cruise because he ordered her to. She luckily wore tight pants, because despite selling her soul to the devil that is scientology, and ore importantly to one of scientology’s human representative, she’s still got a little sex appeal…sex appeal Tom Cruise probably doesn’t see as he stands awkwardly next to her…because the first rule behind being a Scientologist is being gay.

Here are the pics of this hip grabbin’ as you fake laugh as your wife puts in her contractual obligated time for good times.

Posted in:Katie Holmes

2011

10

Oct

Ali Larter’s Mom Nipples Continue of the Day

MOM NIPPLES!!! All swollen and filled with milk and it’s host woman exploiting them because despite getting in movies on TV, she’s never been noticed for her tits…cuz before the baby…there weren’t any….so lets celebrate the one good child birth brings a woman…despite how much they will argue it being some life changing thing that brings great joy to their life that they are meant to feel and that will last forever because there is no bond like a mother and child and that it hardly damaged their vaginas or bodies in the process….it’s all lies….but what isn’t a lie is the improvement in boobs….here are the pics…

Posted in:Ali Larter

2011

10

Oct

Muammar Gaddafi’s Son Married Westernized Whore of the Day

I don’t pay attention to politics, world affairs, arab people, wars, or anything of the sort, it takes away from my focus on when I am going to get my next drink and who I am going to pay as little as possible to masturbate on…if you know what I mean…but I did think it was nice to see Godaffi’s son using his family fortune for good thru slutty bitchs…cuz that’s really the arab life…if you know how to spend oil money wisely…while all the other peasants are busy plotting death to everyone not arab…not realizing what their leaders are actually doing with their wealth….It all makes sense to me.


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Posted in:Muammar Gaddafi

2011

10

Oct

Paris Hilton and Petra Ecclestone Join Forces of the Day

Here’s an expected union of forces. I saw this coming the second that Ecclestone brat moved to LA. Two billionaire heirs. Spoiled to shit. Tacky as fuck. Annoying to look at and I can only imagine to listen to…. Using their priviledged lives to be the most disgusting, bottom feeding, vapid, hungry for attention, badly tanned, but at least they are skinny, cunts I’d rather see disappear….reminding me how unfair the world is when a car filled with such trash doesn’t drive off a fucking ravine….

That said, I’d still fuck the “poor little rich girl” herpes she got “cuz daddy was always too busy fucking whores and making money to hug me” off their expensive yet used vaginas…because I’m a pervert.

Posted in:Paris Hilton|Petra Ecclestone

2011

10

Oct

Phoebe Price Vagina Flash Working it for the Paparazzi of the Day

I still don’t know what Phoebe Price is. I don’t know why the paparazzi take pics of her. I don’t know whay she dresses skanky despite being old and doughy and I sure as hell don’t know what’s going on a the pumpkin patch, but it does represent all that is wrong with Hollywood, where even the non famous attention whores have paparazzi after them…See I don’t care that this bitch exists, I just don’t get why the paparazzi care she exist….obviously, they are on pay roll and those scum will do anything for money…and as long as she’s flashing panties, I’ll pay attention…but for the record…I prefer seeing fire crotches getting fucked at all ages….let’s hope that’s the next step.

Posted in:Phoebe Price

2011

10

Oct

stepNEWS of the Day

Most fascinating news of the week….is X-Rated Parties Alleged at Atlanta Rec Center

Here’s the rest of the stepNEWS…..

Caught on Tape: Shootout at Texas gas station

Sex Offender Nearly Joins Michigan School Board

Officials: 200 Cats in Family’s House

Fake Robbery Captured on Camera

Gooey Geyser Sprays Seattle
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Michigan Girl with Terminal Disease Still Harassed by Neighbor
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Here’s the original story that aired a year ago:
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Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

10

Oct

Top Stuffing Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

If you don’t read the site and I assume you don’t since I don’t have staying power, even though every word I write is fascinating….I do this thing where I find random fetish videos on Youtube to prove a useless point that Youtube is a fetish site, and fetish, mainly jailbait fetish is the core of their traffic and where they make their money for their shareholders….

Since it is Thanksgiving in Canada I figured I’d put the top girls stuffing videos, even though each of these videos are fetishes of their own….

1- Horny Girls Stuffing Hot Feet in Each Other’s Mouths

2- Stuffing My Plump Lil Belly With Pizza Hut

3- 5 Hour Stuffing Session Results…

4- Girls Stuffing Marshmallows

5- Girls Stuffing Balloons

6- More Sexy Stuffed Girls – Cuz THis is Fascinating Fetish

7- Chinese Food Belly Stuffing

8 – Belly Stuffing 3 – With Bikini

9 – Diana Stufing

10 – Really Stuffed…

THere are so many of these fucking videos – and they all have so many views – I didn’t know this fetish existed as a man who hates fat chicks and I kinda liked life better before I knew it existed…

Posted in:stepLIST

2011

10

Oct

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

It is Canadian Thanksgiving, so I fucked some Turkey carcass with my mouth until I passed out in a drunk, woke up shit covered on my friend’s kitchen. No idea what happened, but I was full and there was a smile on my face…here are the stepLINKS the morning edition.

Stop Motion Tattoo is Kinda Awesome
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20 Sexiest Cheerleader Calendar Videos
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Because Monday’s Don’t Have to Make You Suicidal
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More of the Dumbest Stuff on Wheels
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Say Hello to LeAnna Decker
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I’d Like to Be All Over Sabrina
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LeAnn Rimes and Her Fake Tits Are Schooling The World on What’s Natural
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Some Live Web Came Shot Fun
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18 Year Old Gets Herself Off
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The 20 Sexiest College Cheerleader Squads of 2011
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The Evolution of Zach Moriis’s Cell Phone – VIDEO
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Posted in:MHD

2011

07

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m late for a drinking date – so follow me on twitter>……it’s equally depressing as the posts I put here…

Christina Aguilera Showing Some TIt
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Best Mugshot Accompanied By News Story of the Day
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Live Web Cam Sexiness
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Nutty Pug
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Charlize Theron Hotness in a Trailer
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Dog Afraid of JUlia Roberts Video
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Mel B Post Baby Tits!
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Kris Jenner Is A Shitty Mom: Exhibit 2,476
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LOL Cat Video of the Day – VIDEO
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Say Hello to Linds Roxx
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Steve Jobs’ Obituary (As Edited by Apple Auto-Correct)
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The 20 Sexiest College Cheerleader Squads of 2011
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Rachelle Leah Rocks The Short Shorts
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Miranda Kerr Is Doing It Right, So Very Right
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Free Cam Shows. MAke Your Weekend the Best It Can Be
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WTF Photo of the Day
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That Is One Giant Dildo
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50 Hottest Petite Women in Sports
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Marisa Tomei’s Awesome Tits
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How About Some Emma Stone
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Julia Roberts is Supposed to Be an Evil Queen But She Looks Fucking Ridiculous
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Ali Larter Knows How to Play Tennis
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How About Some Zoe Saldana
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Ginger Lea Has Big Fake Cans
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Occupy Show Business: A List Of Things We Should Boycott Right After We Take Down Wall Street
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Eden Von Sleaze and Lexi Belle
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Reporters Interrupted By Crack Whore In The Best Way Possible
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How About Some Rachel Bilson
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Busty Teen Masterbates in the Bath
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Sophia Vergara Was On Sesame Street – VIDEO
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I Love a Hottie All in Black
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Girls Celebrate The 2012 Hooters Calendar @ Hotters in NYC
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Some Hot Brunette Self Shots
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THow About Some Rosario Dawson
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Amy is One Hot Blonde
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How About Some Ashley Green
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And More Rachel Bilson
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Some Football Cheerleader Sluts
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More Kardashian Jailbait in a Bikini
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Some Throwback Elvis Music
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Christina Aguilera Is A Complete Fucking Mess With Huge Boobs
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Melissa Satta Is So Fuckable In This Tiny Bikini, Yes?
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Kendall Jenner Sweet 16, Right On Track With Her Tight Body
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Hertz Rental Car Hates Muslims, And Why Not, It’s Costing Money.
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Flask, Hood, Shirt that will get you Laid cuz It Gets Me Laid…

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Slutty Cheerleaders for the Weekend
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Kate Upton Bikini Body Photoshoot….
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