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2022

07

Sep

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

No Fat Chicks Allowed!

Insert your favorite fate joke in the comments!

We need to bring back shame to obesity!

I saw a great meme of a fat fuck girl with a thought bubble that read “Marilyn Monroe was Plus Sized” and I thought “brilliant”, because we’ve all met fat girls who try to convince us they are hot through Marilyn Monroe’s measurements!

This is my inclusivity and empowering post where the objective is to PRETEND to be inclusive, while pushing the whole “fat is fucking gross, starve yourself and do some fitness”!

Fat is not genetic, it’s diet and exercise, just watch any documentaries about famine, where are the fat people starving saying “I’m genetically predisposed to be fat, fat shamer, it’s not my diet or exercise”, dumb fucks!

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Posted in:Fatty

2022

07

Sep

Meme of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence is a fucking puppet of the system, even though she doesn’t do too much, she’s an overrated pile of shit who is only interesting to me, because of her leaked nudes that got a motherfucker arrested for hacking back in the original FAPPENING, or whatever they called it! Hot tits, but not hot enough to justify her being used as America’s Sweetheart, or whatever top actress she was presented by!

She was a Weinstein puppet, who you know profited heavily off him, and we all know how you get in his good books! I can’t confirm or deny he is the reason for any of her abortions, but I can say that it’s highly fucking likely, even though she didn’t stand by him when he went down, that’s typical Hollywood, they have an understanding that if one of them gets caught, the rest distance themselves, so the whole machine doesn’t go down, like it is slowly going down, their influence is actually laughable at this point. No one gives a fuck about celebs!

But the celebs are so out of touch, just do what they are told, and still push their agenda to anyone who is listening, which is not that many people!

So when Jennifer Lawrence was pulled out of her semi-retirement that I guess she paid her dues for, you know there’s some election coming up that needs these people to politicize everything!

So bitch does Vogue, cries about how her Kentucky based dad is MAGA, which as your president has told you, are enemy of the state, since it pushes some stupid demonic communist agenda that people are hypnotized by!

But to make it even FUNNIER, she said she has nightmares of TUCKER CARLSON!

Now, I don’t watch Tucker Carlson on the regular, but I have seen him and it’s probably one of the best written shows on TV, the dude is hysterical, that’s not to say he’s always good, or to say he’s not one of their puppets, he is on FOX news, so obviously he’s one side of the same evil coin, but for all these clowns to point fingers at each other, while we’re just trying to live out a simple fucking existence, is annoying but also entertaining sometimes!

Anyway, Weinstein’s girl, created by Weinstein is scared of Tucker Carlson? Fools!

That’s why this is the MEME of the Day!

Posted in:Memes

2022

06

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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Another day, another attack on women, while pretending that the attack on women already happened because of the patriarchy or some other bullshit, when it’s actually happening right now!

They call us dudes who celebrate women or want to have sexual with women, because they are wonderful creatures to look at misogynists, while manipulating women to turn their backs on traditional biological triggers to make babies, by convincing Them to work 60 hours a week, to pay taxes, or to sell their bodies and nudes to the very men they are told to hate for objectifying them-

Telling them to be single, to use hook up apps to scratch that itch, and the more hookups the better, it’s sex positive, to ignore any maternal instinct they may feel and pretend that is a construct of man, instead of finding purpose and meaning outside of work!

Get that bag, chase that money, be a vapid materialistic narcissistic monster as a fight against toxic masculinity, maybe even get on hormones and have a hysterectomy to become the new male you want makes to be and it is all so dumb, but these ladies and their hive minds fall for it.

At least they are showing us their tits!

Kim K’s Big Booty Covers a Magazine
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U.S. Open Beer Chugging Girl is Back
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Bella Thorne’s Bikini Booty
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Zendaya’s See Through
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Madison Beer in a Towel
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Sean Penn and Ben Stiller Banned from Russia
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Nicki Minaj New Racy Video
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Adult Star Lana Rhoades Confirms Baby Daddy is in NBA
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Em Rata’s Sandy Bottom
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Fun Facts About Jehovah’s Witnesses
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Ellen Sells 36 Million Dollar Mansion to Scooter Braun
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Jennifer Lawrence Answers 73 Questions with Vogue
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Oliva Dunne – the Gymnast Influencer Being Sexy
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Avril Lavigne’s Fishnets and Nip Slips!
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Candice Swanepoel’s See Through
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Jojo is Braless
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Japan Rain ASMR
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New Pics from the Beverly Hills Cop Set
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Dua Lipa’s Sex Product Placemet
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Irina Shayk brings the Underboob
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Weird Encounter Between Bobcats
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Photo Copying Water
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10 Year Old Saves Drowning Mom
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Hailey Bieber’s Favorite Condiment
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Hot Model in the Parking Lot
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Weird Roof of the Day
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Airplane Engine Powered Vintage Cars
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Burglar Meets Homeowner
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Delilah Belle Hamlin is Spicing things Up
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Nude Model Sonia on a Mattress
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Destroying a Hornet’s Nest with a Fly Swatter
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The Prince Wasn’t a Big Al Fan
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The First Automatic Car in the USA TV Ad
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Perdue Player Vomits after touchdown
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Smart Home Items for Under 100 Dollars
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Leni Klum does a Photoshoot
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Lindsey Vonn Covers a magazine in a Bikini
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Emma Appleton at an Event
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Maria Bakalova on Set with Cleavage
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Olivia Wilde is Lame as Shit
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The Culpo Sisters are Trying to be the Kardashians
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Lili Reinhart at an Event
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2022

06

Sep

Salma Hayek Bikini of the Day

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Y arriba, Y arriba!

I just put up the Tiny Tit Tuesday post where I advocate for more love and respect for Tiny Tits, but then I see Selma Hayek, who is pretty much known for her tits, is nothing but tits, still delivering the tits at 100 fucking years old, which could be because they are famous tits, or billionaire tits, since they don’t age like mere mortal tits, but that regardless of age, socio economic level, profession, or popularity, are tits that don’t don’t need to be shaking around on a boat like they are listening to Elvis music in the 50s, yet they are, and that’s a gift to all who like Shawarma Taco Salma Hayek tit, no matter the level of rot they’re at. Still looking good to me, but I’ve also eaten baked goods outside a coffee shop dumpster, so I’m open to grossness, I’m a foodie like that!

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2022

06

Sep

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Tiny Tits are titties too!

Stop Tiny Tit hate!

Stop Tiny Tit discrimination!

Make Tiny Tit get as many Hits are big hangers, because that’s inclusivity, that’s diversity!

I figure if more tiny tits loved themselves, we’d be in a better place in society!

So let’s champion that!

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Posted in:TINY TITS

2022

06

Sep

Stella Hudgens Topless of the Day

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I don’t know if this is one of Stella Hudgens’ fan subscription site content pieces that was leaked to the internet because nerds realized they can make pods or newsgroups or discord groups where each member throws in 1 dollar and they can collective have access to all their favorite OnlyFans girls,

If 1000 people pay their dollar a month, you can subscribe to 100 ONLYFANS girls and get all their content!

I think I just found the hole in the system, the flaw, the loophole, get all the shitty content they try to bait us in with, they sleazy captions that are written by the worst porn writers around, only to end up with content like this, that’s not even her fucking herself with household objects, what low expectation fuck is into this bullshit, it’s gotta be the free preview! Let’s hope it’s the free preview!

Stella Hudgens is Vanessa Hudgens little sister who is either trying to rebel trying to exploit, or trying to prove that she can make her own money the right way, through prostitution, cuz it makes her horny!

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2022

06

Sep

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Based on the popularity of tight pants, it is safe to assume that the people who invested in YEAST INFECTION manufacturers have come out on top, because tight pants are the key to solid yeast infections and it seems like pretty much all bitches wear nothing but tight pants, leading me to believe that Yeast infections are up 1000 percent, year over year!

Yes, I should have my own financial advice blog, you know the meme stock master who has never won, but my theories are pretty solid, like this one!

Next up, you should invest in caskets, because we’re all going to die, probably not from the yeast infections, but it wouldn’t be the worst thing, you know considering the source is a pussy and I love pussy!

Here are some ladies showing off tight pants, which to me is romance, every time I walk up on a pair in human form!

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Posted in:Tight Pants

2022

06

Sep

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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We can all agree that the best thing to wear to the beach is nothing, you know, you don’t need those annoying shorts getting in the way of jerking it to all those half naked in their swimwear chicks, because swimwear is a fucking fetish, wet, tight, half naked women frolicking in the water, brilliant! I’ll stare at that!

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Posted in:swimsuit

2022

06

Sep

Lili Reinhart’s Topless Flasher of the Day

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There’s a really disappointing topless picture of the dumptruck they cast to play Betty from the Archie comics, which to anyone who read Archie Comics growing up, was a spit in our fucking faces, because the original Betty was a hot, fun, blonde girl, not a fucking dumptruck power lifting, who chose powerlifting donuts not weights as her form of power lifting!

The best thing about this, is that her PR people are obviously trying to spin being on that hit show, having those 20 million followers, into being something more important than she is!

She can’t just be a one hit wonder who accidentally got cast in something that hit, she must be a legit talent that they need to send to places like Venice for film festivals to really exploit this celebrity thing!

They clearly have people magazine in the palm of their hand, because the fat neck and fat tit flasher from her balcony, something celebs of the past would avoid being caught doing, trust me, I’ve had lawyers letters sent for posting pics of them topless on balcony, is out here uploading it to the internet!

In fact, I received lawyers letters to take down her actual topless pics she took with her ex bf who played Jughead, so this calculated toplessness, that has no nipple, is just boring!

The funniest thing about it is that People magazine posted the topless pics, because they are the new Playboy, no nipples so it’s SAFE FOR WORK and AD friendly, unless it’s on DrunkenStepfather, then it’s porn!

But yeah, their headline:

Lili Reinhart Shows Off Her Natural Beauty in Empowering Topless Photo Taken on a Rooftop in Venice

Empowering? For fat necks? For broad backs? For meaty arms? I’m not getting the empowerment, but OK!

Lili’s own caption was fucking weird too:

It’s me, your little Venice bitch.

Little is subjective, I guess, little while standing next to an elephant maybe!

Posted in:Lili Reinhart

2022

06

Sep

Stella Maxwell Nude of the Day

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Stella Mawell is the lesbian to the stars because she managed to move in via the “Fashion Model” industry, because I guess she’s tall, skinny, had the right look and the right friends, and use that to become some hot Victoria’s Secret angel that they made up into one of those fantasy types of women that are banned from society now that everyone is fat and ugly, but that we still have a memory of, and being the hot fantasy chick for a bunch of soulless rich people who needed to dyke out to be LGBTQ++++++, but didn’t want to do it with a real traditional boot wearing dyke, found comfort in this pussy!

You know, these people so basic they do scissoring lesbian sex to fit into the narrative, but need to do it with a traditionally hot chick, tall blonde and skinny lingerie model, because THEY’re as into unrealistic bodies as we are!