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Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day

Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day

Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day

Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day

Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2022

Aug

Rowan Blanchard Bikini Tits of the Day

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Rowan Blanchard is a Disney Kid who turned 18 and her team sent her to Brooklyn to do hipster nude shoots, which were what girls did a couple of years ago before diving into full on sex work on OnlyFans, which Rowan didn’t end up doing, because her strategy was more to do that to seem cool, only to hype herself up and remain relevant with her fans that would otherwise move on from her corniness, manipulative.

So instead of going to full prostitution, she stuck to the celebrity career she worked so hard for, and is currently on the worst show ever called Snowpiercer, but still posts her tits in a bikini to pretend she’s part of the culture and on trend!

In this series, there’s some hard nip in bikini top by design and it’s alright!

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2022

Aug

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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When tanlines aren’t on leathery ladies in florida who have spent their retirement cooking themselves with various oils and mirrors to amplify the UV, until they look like an overcooked Turkey on Christmas, if you’ve been to Florida at a 55+ resort, you know the type of Griswald Family Christmas Turkey I mean!

But yeah, when tanlines are on hot, taut, younger, less skin damaged with more collagen women, they are hot highlighters highlighting the good stuff!

I don’t know if all of these tans are from charging themselves out in nature, because the sun is your friend, it’s the creams that they tell you to put on to protect you from the sun that cause cancer!

Shocking, a species of animals like HUMANS who are theoretically FROM this earth, are designed to be EXPOSED to its radiation since that is HOW things grow, CRAZY!

It’s almost like there’s a conspiracy against the sun or something, maybe we should DIM it, and take away all the natural tanlines and replace it with creams purchased from industrial manufactures made from chemicals to stain the skin and disrupt hormones!

SO HOT!

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2022

Aug

Charlotte has Some Pride of the Day

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I am a pervert who has been around the stripclubs for basically my entire life, I think the first time my stripclub addiction surfaced was when I was 15 or 16 years old and I found the dingiest, rankest, most vile fucking stripclub around, with nothing but the oldest, fattest, bottom of the bargain basement strippers, who not only were run through, but also run over!

My elementary school was also next to a stripclub and at lunch, we’d go outside and harrass the strippers who were having smokes, one of the kids in the class’s mom was one of the strippers and even then, I knew what I was seeing was HOT but off!

So yeah, love strippers, love strippers doing their stripper shit, but don’t really know how I feel about it happening on the street, on a float, as part of a parade that is supposed to celebrate Gay Pride, or whatever hybrid gay pride that it’s become!

It basically reduces pride in your sexuality, to a twerking on a stripper pole for poor normies and their KIDS who don’t know better and who think they are giving their kids a taste of gayness, when no gay person I know would be about this life, but the poor normies, even when uncomfortable about showing their kids that kind of material, have to say “no, that’s me being a homophobe” in some Clockwork Orange, strap the eyes open and force the kids to watch, so they don’t raise some bigot homophobe of their own”, instead of letting kids be fucking kids, who don’t need to know degeneracy!

Maybe Gay Pride is a bunch of half naked public masturbators, but wouldn’t it be interesting if Gay Pride was a bunch of successful gay people talking about how they navigated life as a gay in order to inspire young gays to do better, despite what hole they like putting their dicks or vaginas in. You know, make it high brow, show off some costumes from some top level gay designers, some floats by some top level gay architects, some hair styles from top level gay hair dressers, or some less obvious and stereotypical gay shit, like celebrating movies by gay directors, maybe some songs by gays, some movies starring gay actors like Leo DiCaprio, I mean why’s it gotta be about the SEX act, rather than the lifestyle, since lots of gays aren’t degenerate perverts in bath houses with monkey pox filling some empty void!

But what do I know, I’m an old as shit irrelevant fuck, but these people seem to be missing the point, but hitting the mark on public stripping, to which I say, have all the pride you fucking need, strippers are awesome, even when they’re not!

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2022

Aug

Attention Walmart Shoppers of the Day

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I was looking at Walmart Canada, since I am in Canada for some adult diapers for my obese wife, to make shitting herself a little more dignified, and being the 13 year old boy that I am, I put “pussy” in the search, to my surprise, Walmart’s third party vendors, which is basically their link to Alibaba Asian manufacturers, so Walmart can have some “we didn’t know this was happening”, but as Walmart, they fucking should know it’s happening, and probably do!

So yeah, I went onto search “sex doll”, “dildo”, “Pocket Pussy” and these are the screenshots of the best I found in the 4-5 minutes I did it!

If you’re looking for some beer bottle / pocket pussy, or 2 pound silicone ass to fuck, the Walton’s have got you covered! Good old fashioned small town Arkansas country values, that you can fuck!

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2022

Aug

Cinematic Clothed Sex Position Demo and Other Videos of the Day

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Stretch

Stay Hydrated

Titty

Greek Rock Dive from the Creeper Cam

Parking Lot Thighs

Truck Gut

She Busty

Short Skirt

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2022

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Money is the root of all evil, in the last 3 days, I’ve had at least 5 people I know, and I only know 6 people, tell me that I need to shut down this site, it’s a waste of time, it doesn’t breakeven because server costs are expensive and no ads will touch me, and all that other good stuff, and I’m like “what about the higher purpose of spreading the good word that is TRUTH”, to which they said, I’m a nut.

When you do something like update a stupid blog for 18 years, that you never made money off of, because it just isn’t that good or relevant of a site, you gotta assume that this is more of a habit than a business, and that I don’t really see an issue in updating for another 18 years for free!

Not for fucking profit, it’s my charity work and sure I am wasting time updating a site, I’ve been wasting time 18 years, but money isn’t my motivator, so what the fuck else would I do, get a job at the grocery store, or use the fact that I’ve had over 1 Billion Pageviews that I could’t monetize to get a job for a big player that would NEVER hire me, or I could write a book no one will buy about nothing interesting, OR I could just keep updating the damn site.

The assumption that I’d strike gold after shutting down this site down is hilarious, like I’ll become the next Elon Musk because this is as good as I get, so welcome to the site that everyone thinks I am an idiot for doing, that was just an 18 YEAR phase!

Clearly, they are just haters, or right, but doing the wrong things alright when you’re too lazy to stop doing it!

However, if you sell ads, hit me up, let’s make magic with all the brands into anti-vaccine, covid denying while objectifying famous women in a “kick them when their up” kind of way, I’ll go trans if it makes it easier to sell, THAT IS MY TRUTH, and these are my morning links:

Blake Lively is Hot in a Bikini
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Lindsey Vonn Goggles in the Pool!
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Kate Beckinsale is Hot in PVC
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Get Some Golf Shit
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23 Hot Girls with an Ass
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Home Alone Actor who Played BUZZ is rapey
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Karens Caught Stealing Packages
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Silent Elevator Gets Filled With The Beats Of Policemen!
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Car Driving Fails In North America Caught On Dash Cam!
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PAY CAM GIRLS FOR THEIR AWESOME SHOWS!
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2022

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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“My truth” is a retarded concept to accept some delusional freak in fantasy land’s account of events or experiences, but it only applies to the crazies, because my truth, which I think is the actual truth, is written off as smut, trash, vulgar, misogyny, ablism, sexism, homophobia and transphobia, FAKE NEWS, it’s fucking crazy, but not crazy for “my truth” to apply even if it is my truth because it’s the ACTUAL truth, since TRUTH isn’t really subjective, it either IS or it IS NOT, it either HAPPENED or it DID NOT!

I just had a motherfucker tell me “well that’s according to your news feed” when talking about some shit I’m not going to bother mentioning here, because the point was “that’s the fucking scientific, official data”, to which he said “according to you”, when NO, it is according to the OFFICIAL FUCKING REPORTS, you dismissive half retard fuck! Yet that same motherfucker believes men an be born women in men’s body, so there’s no point in trying to make sense of any of it, we’re in two timelines, two very obviously distinct groups on the same planet but in TOTALLy different worlds!

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Girls Test their Hip Mobility on TikTok
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Madison Pettis Lingerie
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Kristin Cavallari had a Breast Lift!
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Home Alone Actor Accused of Rape
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Olivia Rodrigo Brings a Bikini Top
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Juno Temple Brings the Pokies
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28 Girls to Motivate You
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Olivia Culpo’s Sister in Lingerie
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House of the Dragon is Biggest Premiere Ever
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Long Lost Live Action Sailor Moon Pilot has been FOund
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The 2023 Pirelli Calendar is Here
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Chicago Cubs Fans in the Stand Brawl
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Christian Slater Sells Miami Home in 3 Days
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Man Pranks People by Moving Their Cars when they are Inside Shopping
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8 Great Martial Arts Fights
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Two dudes take on MMA fighter and get taught a lesson (video)
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Dua Lipa is a Falconer
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College Athlete Violated Team Mate with a Pool Cue
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Serena Williams and Meghan Markle are Homies
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The Sound inside a Blackhole
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The Case of Mistaken Identity
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Nude Model in a Field
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Johnny Knoxville in new Series Called “Reboot”
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Oakland A’s Fans Respond to Sex in the Stands
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Old Bricks vs New Bricks
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Squirting Mustard at Woman Prank
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The Most Viewed Youtube Videos 2011-2022
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Magic Johnson was Not Donating Blood
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When Animals Asked for Help
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Audience Throws Bottle at Musician!
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Succulent Teaches us Plant Evolution
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Tom Brady Probably Did the Masked Singer
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How Many Robots Does it Take to Run a Grocery Store
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Gene Simmons Throwback of Him Almost Falling Off Stage
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The Real Chef Boyardee
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Items for the Golfer
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Olivia Wilde in a Magazine
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Sports Bra Tits
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Kate Beckinsale in Jeans
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Nina Dobrev and Julianne Hough Dykes
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Jillian Shea Spaeder in a Photoshoot
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Milly Allock in a Photoshoot
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Heidi Klum on the Streets
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Emily Ratajkowski on the Streets
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Nathalie Emmanuel at an Event
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Storm Reid in Fitness Gear
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When She Plays With it Befor She Swallows
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Fingers In
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28 Shirt Days
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Shorts Match the Dildo
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Nude on the Patio Furniture
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Socks Match the Dildo
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Always be Prepared
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Butt Fuck Machine
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2022

Aug

Lili Reinhart Bra of the Day

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Lili Reinhart is a clunky, old, sack of shit of a celebrity.

She exists because the younger generation of media consumers decided Riverdale, the worst show to ever last as long as it has lasted, was some culturally relevant dog shit. The fact it lasted as long as it did is almost as crazy as their casting for Betty and Veronica, where they had an opportunity to have two hot chicks, since that’s how I viewed both when I read Archie comics as a kid, but instead they brought some low frequency, depressing girls in, probably all part of the agenda to keep the young kids dumb, low expectation, miserable, medicated fucks!

She’s in some dumb movie with an interesting concept about “what happened if” she got pregnant, versus her NOT getting pregnant. I accidentally put it on this week, and her acting was so bad that I had to turn it off, but basically she got knocked up and they try to interlace her story if she wasn’t knocked up with her story being knocked up, probably abortion propaganda, but I wouldn’t know, I lasted about 10 mins, and not cuz I came and was done with it, but because I didn’t.

I assume that is what this is from, I mean you have to bring your big tits out for a sex scene that gets you pregnant, but the truth is, I don’t remember the sex scene and thought she was already pregnant based on her size alone! So what o I know.

As it turns out, when tit comes to bad actors, I don’t mind revisiting their tits, so here ya go, it’s not great, but it’s better than the movie I am assuming this is from.

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2022

Aug

Ashley Tisdale Bra Top of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale is having a Pizza Party in what they used to call a BANDEAU TOP, yes, I remember American Apparel when it was cool and not some CEO ousting, repackaged, mainstream with no soul trash. It’s probably around the same time Ashley Tisdale was last relevant, when was it 2007?

So yeah, this is hardly a hot bra picture you can jack off to, but if you want to see TISDALE with pizza to remind you that sex trafficking is real, it’s the only thing that explains why such a dud of a face ever became famous, or was ever marketed as hot!

It is entertaining to see her keep on trying, like this is her take at creating a personal brand to manipulate middle of the road white women on Instagram who remember her?

Doing a NAMASTE pose and eating pizza, because yoga and pizza are popular, so try both?

She should consider posting pics of her asshole, seem to be more fun and definitely prettier than whatever this lame attempt at influencing is!

You’d think, with her budget, she could hire a full time social media expert, pay them 100k a year, and dominate, she probably makes that per branded post but instead – this!

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2022

Aug

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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I am a big fan of cameltoe, it’s one of those things that slowly grew on me, not because I wasn’t always pussy obsessed, with the target of seeing as many pussies as possible, which is a dream that is currently being fulfilled with this movement of monetizing nudes by giving out free samplers that has hit the internet hard during covid and that has made legit billionaires, all through whoring, wild times!

In my era of cameltoes, the only ladies rocking a cameltoe were the ones that you wouldn’t want to see with cameltoe, like a lunch lady, or a fat mom who had one too many kids and jeans a few sizes too tight! The cameltoe was rarely on the hot chick in jeans or bathing suits, I mean sometimes, but the majority of cameltoes were a bust, so much that you didn’t even look to see if the hot chick had a cameltoe, which is now my FIRST place I look!

The girls are rocking cameltoes as a fashion trend, intentionally, this is not some pussy eating fabric because she went on a brisk walk in her tight pants, it’s a pull the shorts up high to make sure the world sees your pussy.

I don’t know the motivation, but I rememeber seeing the Kardashian / Jenners doing it a few years ago, so it’s tricked into the mainstream, possibly their best influential legacy besides producing sex tapes for fame that will never be Kardashian level fame.

But yeah, there was a time they were putting those silicone Chicken cutlets in their bra, clearly, they are now putting them in their underwear, with intentional cameltoe, the bigger and meatier the vagina is the better. There are even cosmetic procedures like BBLs and Fake tits, to jack up the outer pussy lips into a coinslot mound of a fat pussy, ALL for the cameltoe. Crazy.

Just the other day, I was getting a bagel because I’m a baller like that, LOOK at my 79 cent lunch motherfuckers, maybe I should make a rap video of me balling out, but yeah, saw a bike short girl, a little bigger, but not nearly as big as her vagina in her bike shorts led me to believe, it was one of the biggest, fattest cameltoes I had ever experienced, like you could see it from space, and I knew, based on the fact the shorts were pulled up to her shoulders, that it was done on purpose and that alone is AWESOME!

See something to look forward to in these end times!

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