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2022

06

Sep

Dua Lipa Wet of the Day

Dua Lipa’s the popstar of the era, she still attracts massive crowds of people, she’s got big viral hits thanks to TikTok, that people around the world awkwardly dance to, or make embarrassing videos they hope will make them famous to, but like all girls of her generation, she needs to show off her ass by the pool to really matter!

The money, the fame, the success, the hits, the legacy with shitty videogame caliber music ain’t shit, unless there’s consistent shameless selfies of her body to give people something to jerk off to, or at least want to fuck!

Popstars have always been slutty, it’s part of the job, but in a world that is so slutty, and that requires girls to self shoot their slutty, it reduces top tier talent down to the girl at the grocery store with a dream who just siged up to only fans, equally desperate because they are likely eqaully unhappy!

I’ll stare at all the smut they produce, but still think they are trash and not in a hooker I’d be into fucking because she’s trash kind of way, but a leave her in a dumpster she sucks kind of way, which I guess isn’t all that different of a concept!

Here’s a round-up of her other smut from her IG, including a brand partnership with Evian that we’ll assume she made 1 million on, and other SLUTTY outfits! She

‘s good

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2022

06

Sep

Milky Boobs Monday on a Tuesday of the Day

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Got Milk?

I’ve always found breast feeding hot because of the whole engorged breast thing, but also becasue tits were pulled out in public, like it’s not a thing, because ultimately, it’s not a thing, it’s just a tit!

Maybe it is because I wasn’t breast fed as a child, maybe I am indoctrinated by 50 years of titty content celebrating tit, but I love tits and if a set of tits are anywhere near me, even clothed, I’m looking at them, so the whole feeding my baby in public, like a little slut, speaks to me, not only do we know she’s been cummed in and fucked to completion but we also know we can live off her in a natural disaster, all while getting to see her nipples in public, ain’t much better than breast feeding, at least that’s what I assume some of these ladies are trying to prove, because they are sexualizing their lactation for US!

Reminding me that any girl mad I stare as they breast feed at the dinner table is a fucking liar, the second she can, she sexualizes those milk-filled tits, like a common stripper trying to make crack money!

So if you get a dirty look from a girl breast feeding, you let her know, you know, that breast feeding may be the natural action of a titty, but that doesn’t mean it’s still not a titty, or that she’s not a titty owner who likes being jerked off to, just maybe not by you!

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2022

06

Sep

Medical Worker Monday on a Tuesday of the Day

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You gotta wonder about Big Pharma or the Medical industry as a whole when they charge a motherfucker something like 500 dollars for a Tylenol on their hospital bill, yet hand you out vaccines to some virus that had a 99 percent survival rate like it was candy, you know KEEP on taking it until you grow a dick out of your forehead, because it’s never been tested on humans, you are the human trial!

I keep seeing them push the fourth shot, and people are so excited by it, not realizing how insane getting 4 shots of a vaccine in 1.5 years is!

Not that Medical Workers are to blame, they are just in the system, but it would have been nice if they made it clear that COVID wasn’t a big deal, instead of milking it for attention, telling everyone the struggles to keep the lies going, only to change their tune when it was too late and they were being threatened to get fired if they didn’t get the shot!

I was with some girls this weekend, all vaccinated, so you’d probably want to avoid putting your dick in them, all got it to keep their jobs, all under 30, and all angry about it now that they have weird health issues that they blame on the shot and I blame the medical workers for it, so I take it out on them by hate jerking off to them in scrubs, since they all realize they need another revenue stream in case their livelihood gets threatened for not complying with insanity again!

They make a whole campaign against bullying, a whole girls kill themselves if you slut shame them or if you make fun of them on the internet, but then they come and bully motherfuckers to force inject them, what a weirdo fucking world!

But it is a world where girls will basically produce porn with their nametag from their day job on, when I’m from an era where girls wouldn’t send panty pics in the event they became president, when we all knew that no one was becoming president, oh how we evolved!

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Posted in:NURSES

2022

06

Sep

Milf Monday on a Tuesday of the Day

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MILFs, the pussy that has done what the pussy was meant to do, MAKE BABIES!

Despite what the media pushes on these young women out there, you know to live life like a gay man, because career, empty sex with random people, to scratch that itch and to not have a higher level meaningful experience, so that you can focus on making money, being a self absorbed narcissist, with no real purpose beyond consuming, so that one day, when you’re too old to reproduce because your vagina dries up and people target the younger hotter version of you, you can use that money to pay for medically assisted suicide to end it all, you meaningless, dehumanized cunt, but at least you have all those designer purses, or whatever the obsessive collectible is to replace family and kids!

The point is, these ladies did sex to completion, and are using nudes to either show that off, or try to compete with the indoctrinated girls who don’t have kids, via sex work, since it’s all about the money people, in this money based society!

In another life, I was not into MILFs, but now that the MILFs are about half my age, they can be hot, plus when you realize they’re trying to kill off women from breeding for climate change or whatever, getting them to give themselves hysterectomies to live out a life as a dude, the whole idea of a mom is almost hot, better when she’s spreading that mom pussy to remind you she is a sex object in hotter ways than seeing her being yelled at at at the grocery store by what you could argue is the worst reminder that she has sex – a shitty, loud, annoying, piece of shit kid, because society is fucked, we don’t stand a chance!

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Posted in:Milf

2022

06

Sep

On/Off Flasher Fridays on a Tuesday of the Day

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On/Off, the act of showing off their clothed look, in an “Outfit Check” supported by a nude pic, ideally shot the same day, so that you can get a grasp of what’s going on under the outfit in the outfit pic!

It’s just a simple concept, but a perfect concept, because that’s the magic about life, the more simple the better!

We need food, water, shelther and pussy to fuck, basic fucking needs, why over complicate it with all the nonsense, I know, inspiring!

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2022

06

Sep

Full Back Panties Friday on a Tuesday of the Day

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The word on the internet is that full back panties are panties too, but what the fuck does the internet know, the second they decide that they can posture the full back panties to further annoying and divide, they fucking will!

We’ve seen them already kill off full back panties once, saying they aren’t hot, they are for old ladies, yet here we are celebrating them, because that was just a bullshit lie people believed and went along with!

If they can trick a motherfucker to throw out all her panties and to start fresh by shaming the panties she owned, imagine the more sophisticated shit they can trick people into doing, I mean it’s endless possibilities of trickery!

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2022

06

Sep

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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I hope you went outside and got to go fishing over the long weekend, because I wrote:

Get outside and go fishing this long weekend, while you still can, before you are forced to live in pods, eating bugs, forgetting how amazing nature is, and when you do go out fishing, be sure to buy some drug store fishnet stockings to wear for your fishing buddies to use you like the little bitch all the hormones in the food and birth control in the water is turning you into!

Don’t think of it as gay, think of it as modern men who sleep with men, that’s not gay, that’s sex positive and anti-homophobic man, plus you can always get your dick inverted into a pussy so it feels more natural for you, I think those operations are government subsidized, just not actual surgeries that can save your life, since that would be crazy! While letting men who think they are women be their true self is some sort of altruism whatever the fuck altruism is!

The point of the story, Go Fish! Be self sufficient! Escape the grid! They are trying to make you cut your dick off and wear fishnets instead of just jerking off to them like a normal man is supposed to do!

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2022

06

Sep

Feminist Friday on a Tuesday of the Day

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My internet got cut off on Friday, not that it was my internet, but my asshole neighbor who I was stealing internet from changed his password, fuck that guy but I’m back, bet you didn’t miss me or notice or care and I don’t blame you, because this site is pretty dog shit!

So here we go:

We know there’s an attack on women, the media pushing the agenda of getting women out of the house and into the home, to focus on getting money or getting the bag, being a whore to get the bag, not having a child to get in the way of getting the bag, not getting married or building a home, because there’s more money in not doing that, you know – empowerment!

Being married to the state, earning money that you pay tax on for the state, it’s all this illusion or brain washing that being anti man, except to get money out of them, instead of moral, spiritual, emotional support out of them, or worse – HAPPINESS!

It’s by design, they call it feminism to trick women into joining, because they hate women, they want them miserable, barren, working like a slave for the man, paying taxes and not because they like women and that’s a fucking fact!

These girls may or may not be feminsts, I just call them that because they are braless, BURN the bra, but even that story is a fucking lie and barely happened, the bra burning feminist, just a marketing hook to push the lie!

But braless girls, that’s fashionable, not political, horny not annoying blue haired angry miserable monsters trying to ruin our lives – I like it!

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2022

02

Sep

Nina Agdal Bikini of the Day

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I saw that Nina Agdal is dating Logan Paul or Jake Paul, the two are pretty interchangeable as annoyingly rich masters of manipulating the internet and getting paid! I figure it makes sense because retards would be drawn to other retards, especially when one of the retards is a fading away Sports Illustrated model who was pushing 35 years old, pretty uneventful future ahead of her, so it is time to use that whore pussy to whore to the right john, manipulate them in, because that’s really her core skill, tricking men with her titty sorcery!

I saw another story where Em Rata cheated on her husband with Brad Pitt, they’re not an item, but she told the world he cheated on her, to make them feel sorry for her, when she’s the one who cheated because she got with him when he was with a relevant group of internet idiots, but now she’s pushing 35 and needs to find the next cumshot to make her a baby, one that will help her level up!

It is just what these whores do, but the good news is that Nina Agdal who was dumpy before covid, realized she had to sort her shit out if she wanted to matter, and if she wanted to seduce some trending rich guy, and by the looks of how ripped she is, she did it!

I am not an Agdal fan, but she looks better than she ever has, far less retard looking and that’s a good thing!

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2022

02

Sep

Jojo’s Big Ass in Concert of the Day

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These pics were emailed to me by a potential reader, I wouldn’t go so far to say that this site has any readers, I mean yes, these are words, but that doesn’t mean they should be read, or that they are read, or that anyone cares what they say!

However, despite having no fans, I mean, why would I, but despite having no fans or readers, someone sent me an email, probably out of sympathy, maybe as an extending of an olive branch, like when you see a homeless guy on a bench half dead on Christmas and you decide to give in and give him a dollar for his alcoholism, or drug addiction, but instead of a dollar, we got JOJO, on her comeback tour that’s been going on a few years now, because she was a huge fucking deal as a child star, so it’s only natural to keep on earning off that foundation you built, since the fans are there!

And in her comeback tour, she’s got her big ass out, her panties on stage, taking the whole job as an underwear model for Rihanna pretty fucking seriously, and taking it to the stage, because she knows, like you know, she’s more interesting to people when she uses her big tits and ass for attention, you know for people to jerk off to, otherwise she’s just another child star trying to make it as an adult star, which without her ass and tits, would be SUPER fucking boring!

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