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2022
02
Sep
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
We’re going into a long weekend so don’t let these asshole kill your vibe with their dark cloud energy out of a horrible movie!
I know that my opinion doesn’t matter, but I will say that I see everyone is getting all throttled and caught up in this fake WWE, us versus them, them versus us, attempt to collapse society or create some kind of civil war between the people, when the real us vs them, is US as a collective against THEM as a collective, as they aggressively dividing two sides of Americans, pushing people to either side, when the real divide is top tier versus the rest of us assholes who think they are our leaders who will save us or shape the future we want!
If you want anything, you need to get it your damn self, there is no one who will save you, so taking sides is retarded!
People are so bored, so trained to think this way, but you just got to break free because it’s a scam, they are both part of the same evil, either side of the same coin, one is the anus the other the vagina of the same woman! It’s by design! Two holes to get you tempted and distracted by, where you think you need to choose one or the other, when really you can have both, or better, find another woman!
These people steal your hard earned money, they mismanage your hard earned money, they have not designed some free utopia, we’re just enslaved to some shitty system we have no control over and they distract with dumb SHIRTS vs No Shirts, RED vs Blue, sorcery to keep us from enlightenment, to keep us down!
My opinion is love thy neighbor vaginally, talk to your neighbors abdut their vaginas, unite with your neighbors – mouth and asshole work too, they have way more in common with you than what the evil people on tv are telling you!
No one is going to save you, aligning with one side or the other will result in the same hell, if you want the best human experience, get out in nature and unplug from this clown show, soul sucking, brainwashing matrix, grow food, live like a homesteader, build a community and ignore all the low frequency mooches trying to suck the amazing life you’ve been given out of you, with meaningless DRAMA!
This is the soul sucking ex-girlfriend you know you needed to cut ties with, but at a higher fucking level and no motherfuckers are coming to save you, but they will fucking pretend to be!
We can be different, with different ideas and opinions but we should unite on one thing, these people are absolute monsters with nothing but negative energy to suck you fucking down, while they all profit personally from it!
WHO cares about politics, they don’t care about you!
WHO cares about other people’s politics, it doesn’t change whether they are worth jerking off to or not!
WHo cares about all this nonsense!
Don’t let them steal your positive, high frequency, vibes!
Now where are the tits!
Selena Gomez’s Cooking Show in Malibu
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Nicole Scherzinger Paddleboards
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Pics from the Beverly Hills Cop Sequel
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Delilah Belle Hamlin is Spicy
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Katie Ledecky’s Impossible But Effective Swimming Technique!
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Nude Model Anastasia Posing
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Stella Hudgens Sucks at Slutty Golf
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Star Wars Merch Sells for Over 1 Million
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Instant Karma in Sports
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Shooting an Oxygen Cylinder
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Avril Lavigne Gets a Hollywood Star of Shame
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Same Lick – 92 Instruments
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Fergie Does a Throwback
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Summer Dress Dildo Ride
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Toothbrush Fuck
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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2022
01
Sep
Ireland Baldwin Bald Tits Pussy Shaving of the Day
I don’t know why Ireland Baldwin looks like a chicken roasting at the Shwarma place, but there’s a oily and burnt sheen to her hormone imbalanced breast meeat, but maybe it has something to do with her dad being a murder, who whether it’s an accident or an actual murder, still involved someone dying because of him, which i guess we could argue is murder, even when there are loopholes around it!
I did think she was getting her pussy shaved by her assistant, you know rich kid who has never worked by who can afford a personal pussy shaver to follow her around thanks to her trust fund, but it looks like it’s a make-up artist, which we don’t have to wonder too hard as to what they are covering up – Monkey pox!
She’s got big tits for a 6 foot tall dude, all bloated like her face looks thanks to her shaved head, and I guess the big tits are what we’re here for, as the less important young baldwin with the more important baldwin dad, ant it’s all too confusing to bother keeping up with, but those tits! Big!
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Posted in:Ireland Baldwin
2022
01
Sep
Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day
Never too late for an Asshole poking out from beind a thong, like the creepy old guy who snuck his way onto a soroity house’s fire escape when heard they were having an orgy, you know modern times call for modern sex parties that compare with the latest porn scene they are trying to compete with!
I knew when I saw that episode of Oprah 20 years ago about how teens are tossing salad that 20 years from that point, we’d end up in a weird place where girls shame each other for not getting paid to fuck, like if you’re not a prostitute, you’re an idiot, which some would argue is the opposite of truth, but I guess they’ve never found a happy hooker who loves what she does, maybe because some of us are on a budget and the closest thing to being a sugar daddy we’ve been, has been paying a homeless crackhead 10 dollars to lick our ass but without lip contact because of the sores!
We can’t all be high class competing with the Kardashians or some shit!
Point is the asshole is an inefficient panty, but clearly their inefficiency is also their strength, so when someone calls you a retard, a failure, a loser they are scared of, realize you are the thong and they just aren’t seeing the asshole peaking out to say “Hi, I’m here and what you ACTUALLY want”, if you know what I mean and I don’t!
Posted in:Asshole Behind Thong
2022
01
Sep
Maddie Ziegler Slutty of the Day
Maddie Ziegler is some child dance reality star that got adopted or recruited or I think they call it “GROOMED but some popstar named SIA, who used her in all her videos when she was like 10 years old, which I guess isn’t perverted unless you think it’s perverted, which I think since this is the internet a lot of people who are pervertd were likely perverted, but that’s because they probably didn’t know she was a kid and were too simple minded to see the artistry in children doing experimental dance!
Point of the story, I found the obsession with a reality show child dancer weird, but it made her famous so that when she turned 18, she could strip down and be more high profile than all the other girls strippig down! She’s fashion, part of pop culture, therefore her shameless use of her tits or shooting some cambcorder mouth porn is not the smae as the other girls her age who do it for OnlyFans, because they weren’t sold to a reality show by their parents and are forced to sell themselves instead!
Weird times, but luckily, they all compete, from all walks of life, to have the hottest content! You can be a 60 yar old Liz Hurley, or a 20 year old bartender, you can be rich as shit like a Kardahian or some poor girl with a dram, you can be a child dancing reality star, or someoe paving her own way, yet you all use the same tools to get noticed, TITS! Because – THEY GET HITS!
It’s a win for us! We’ve won! They’re all shameless whores sexualizing themselves so we don’t have to! What a TIME!
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Posted in:Maddie Ziegler
2022
01
Sep
Titty Drop Thursday of the Day
Never Too late for a Titty Drop!
It’s the Thursday before Labour Day weekend fools, if you’re not up for a late night titty drop, are you even human?
Probably not, you Spam Bot you!
I am glad I can call you a friend!
But even MORE glad since GLADdER isn’t a word, that TITTY DROPS are a thing, because when they game-ify anything, people hop on board, hive mind shit, so game-ify flashing tits, for everyone, or at least ENOUGH people to hop on board is just what our world fucking needs more of!
So all these girls competing for the best titty drop, without even needing prize money, just crowd sourced likes and follows, amazing!
There was a time you had to pay to see tits, even at Mardi Gras you need beads, not here, not now, not ever!
Posted in:Titty Drop
2022
01
Sep
Stefania Ferrario Lingerie of the Day
This Ferrero Rocher chocolate hazelnut eating harlot doing the whole pin-up model of a modern time thing, is apparently some sort of celebrity in the plus sized model world, but unless she’s in a trough, eating slop in a fat lady bathing suit, the one piece with the skirt attached to it, pushing 450 pounds, maybe even shitting herself as her handler injects her with diabetes medication, she’s not nearly plus sized enough!
You see, I may hate fat chicks and the whole normalizing obesity thing, but I fucking love pushing things as far as they can go, you know to make sure it actually counts, like if you call yourself plus sized, be fucking impressive about it, not some barely fat thick girl who people don’t throw up watching eat her derserts!
Step it up, stop the fucking yard!
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Posted in:Stefania Ferreira
2022
01
Sep
Tanline Thursday of the Day
Never too late for some TANLINES!
We call it nature’s highlighter, so we can see all the good parts, or at least know where to find the good parts, in the event we can’t figure it out because all the blood has gone to our balls and we can’t process simple tasks like sorting out where the tits and pussy are!
The point of the story is, the sun doesn’t kill! They’re lying to you!
You’ve been warned!
Now go sun your asshole!
Posted in:Tanlines
2022
01
Sep
Dancing Duo and Other TikThots of the Day
2022
01
Sep
Mary Grocery Shops Better than You of the Day
Marry – or .. >Mary Sebastian Pickles Magdalene is probably one of the realist bitches on social media, calling out all the haters, while being one of the fakest looking bitches on social media, because she’s doing some live action, performance art, parody of the bitch’s of social media, which has made her as famous as the bitches of social media who pretend they aren’t jacked the fuck up with fillers, fake tits and Brazilian Butt Lift fake asses, and at the very least more interesting!
I am of the school of thought that if you’re going to get fake tits, you go over the fucking top and become a cartoon about it, rather than pretending you were born that way!
Anyway, Mary went grocery shopping, and it’s a brilliant fucking content piece, because, she’s a brilliant degenerate who makes money from pervert subscribers instead of hooking herself like she used to, so she can sit and do poppers or whippets all day!
If only my grocery shopping was this fun!
Posted in:Videos