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2022

26

Oct

Bella Thorne Dock Tits Next to Dock Ass on the Dock of the Day

I don’t think Bella Thorne is as big of a deal as she thinks she is, but she’s got 30 million followers on instagram and everything is based on how many followers you can accumulate, if you’re a garbage human being who actually pays attention to the trash that happens on social media, which I am not….

Anyway, she’s disney created, I feel like she’s probably still Disney owned, they just keep the relationship secretive, so that they can still make money off the audience they paid to build, by detaching the corporate link….you know, get her to do OnlyFans content, use them tits for good and not evil in a smutty society of perverts, and still cast her in the movies that they hope some of those 30 million followers tune into, so everyone gets paid and keeps the hustle hustling….while destroying society by making girls think the answer to all their dreams is being half naked on the internet, which it probably is, it’s just easier when it’s sponsored by or managed by the geniuses at the Mouse Ear corp….

Anyway, she is in a bikini with a thonged bikini ass, that isn’t showing enough asshole and she’s got those tits out in the bikini and I don’t know who the thonged ass is, but it doesn’t matter, I mean it probably matters to her, she’s with Bella Thorne and could use the co-sign, or IG tag…..but today is not her day…..

Bella Thorne also posted a weird attempt at artsy bikini smut that would be challenging to jerk off to and not just because you’re impotent from age, health, and addiction to throat fucking and/or sounding porn…I prefer close ups.

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2022

26

Oct

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Girls, all girls, even nerdy girls who you’d never expect to be public whores begging for male attention while acting like they aren’t begging for male attention and if you were to suggest that the male attention they got for their outfit, the male attention they didn’t ask for or consent for, while dressing like streetwalking hookers, the old school kind, but with less sadness and desperation, they’d get mad at you….

But yeah, girls, all girls, even nerdy, unsuspecting, possibly virgins, but probably not in this hook-up culture of fuck, where the least suspecting girl working your food bank where you get your canned beans botulism from is selling pics of her feet or assholes online….you know to subsidize their life cuz the food bank salary ain’t cutting it, so they better start CUNTING IT….if you know what I mean……but yeah, THOSE GIRLS, wear tight pants so jacked up their cunts that you can see the light shining through their pants when they talk, you know through the URETHRA, not that I think BIOLOGY works like that, but for the sake of this post it does, especially since Science or TRUST The science became a free for all in recent times….

So yeah, tight pants, jacked so far up cunt that I can see the light shining through it like a religious experience, with angels chanting in my head….in an “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” kind of way….is COMMON fucking practice, meaning it’s EVERYWHERE, I love it and I’d hate for girls to not repost their cameltoes to the internet, you know to broaden that audience from their local day to day perverts, especially since everyone’s an agoraphobic who doesn’t leave the house!

So here’s some CAMELTOES, because they are everywhere and love them like a first born child I never had….and would BREAST FEED them if I could….

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2022

26

Oct

Jordyn Jones in a Booty Outfit!

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What is wrong with people….who pays for this dog shit….you have to be a real fucking loser, or virgin from some conservative muslim country to find this garbage worthy of a monthly subscription.

OnlyFans has taught me that these cunts can basically get away with murder, if murder was in the form of bait and switch nudes, with promises of shit a normal dude can jerk off to, but instead you get some weird ass fully clothed selfie that isn”t even hot….but lazy, boring, weak….

I mean, this is a costume bitches wear to their costume parties…..an she’s making you pay her to see it.

Go to SPIRIT HALLOWEEN in one of their 250,000 locations, and you’ll see more fucking slutty costumes on hotter bitches, yet this one charges motehrfuckers for it…..

A SCAM….where is BETTER BUSINESS BUREAU…..this is an ONLINE scam…where are the FEDS and their ANTI SPAM team trying to take out the Nigerian Prince hustlers, because they’ve been replaced by SLUTS, which is the POLITE way of saying WHORES.

FUCK that, trick. Let me tell you why I’m mad….oh, I guess I just did, and I’m not actually mad, more disappointed in the lack of testosterone men have and their lack of demanding GOOD fucking NUDEs…getting away with THIS as an UPSELL is highway robber, snake oil salesman shit….but if you’re a fucking sucker, you deserve it.

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2022

26

Oct

Nadine Velazquez Nude of The Day

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Nadine Velazquez is now 44 year old pussy, which means it may smell like an old basement chest where your mom keeps her wedding dress that you jerk off to….but since she’s famous, she’s probably got all the right tonics and potions and ointments to make sure the pussy doesn’t smell like mouldy musky organic matter rotting….you know, they live better lives than us an the 44 year old pussy you lure off the dating apps just fat and looking for a good time, is not the same as the 44 year old pussy that has been naked in some major movies because they needed a hot hispanic so that they weren’t called racists….or do you call them LATINX….I don’t want to assume her gender, because my friend Ralph went to Brazil in the 90s and ended up sucking tranny dick, he’s since died of AIDS, but you NEVER know….especially with that HOLLYWOOD movie magic…..meaning maybe her PUSSY doesn’t smell like BASEMENT rot because there is NOT pussy at all….just balls that are sagging lower and harder, putting strain on her prostate, making it hard for her to piss….YOU NEVER KNOW…..don’t assume the gender. RACIST!

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2022

26

Oct

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Time to get high motherfuckers, I really only do this weed content to try to lure in weed companies and vape companies that couldn’t advertise anywhere else to give me lots of money and make me rich through ad partnerships, but in the event you don’t notice the banners on the site, we’ve got no ad partners, so that strategy didn’t work for me.

I assume that the girls who post their nudes with weed are on the same hustle, sure weed is great and all, it’s got all kind of medicinal qualities and shouldn’t be illegal, but is illegal because of BIG CORPORATE INTEREST not liking how easy it is to cultivate and they NEED to maintain their STRONG HOLD on the people…..you know to keep the US vs THEM, RICH VS POOR, dynamic alive….

Or maybe they are just trying to find an angle and their only talent is getting high, or their only hope is dudes are nerdy and lame enough to like and follow because they like to get high….

Who cares, activism or not, I’m here for the titties!

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Posted in:Weed

2022

26

Oct

A Bunch of Topless Bitches Giving Boners and Other stepNEWS of the Day

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Failed Door Opener

Pickaxe Attack!

Lil Caesars Gets Gang Stalked

Chicken Restaurant Robbed

King Charges Gets Cake Farted

Funny Turn of Events

LA on Laundry Day

Worst Lap Dance Ever

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2022

26

Oct

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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Fat girls are apparently people too, just double the fucking size of a normal person, and despite being in a society of excess, where bigger is always better, that logic doesn’t really apply to fat chicks, they just want you to think it does…

Fat propaganda, where fat girls you’d possibly fuck if they fell on your lap and didn’t break your back in three places, making you paralyzed from the waist down, killing your dick…..are not the hot chicks they pretend to be, the media tells us they are, or that pervert dudes into fat chicks want to believe….IT IS A LIE.

There is nothing impressive about being fat, with overeating, with laziness, with big like behavior while your waddle of a neck breathes heavily as you sit because sitting causes cardio strain on your heart as it screams for fucking help.

The media still goes off on the “you’re fierce fatty” or “you’re empowered fatty” and if you call a fatty a fatty it’s a fucking hate crime, meanwhile fatties are now out here pushing that agenda, it’s in their best interest, they see chances of being models, influencers, famous for fat, when they previously thought their life would be streaming, cake batter and cats….loneliness, sadness ….but now dudes will pay to see them masturbate, or even pay to feed them in hopes to masturbate on them, AND THAT CAN BE VERY EXPENSIVE…. which goes against all fucking logic….fucks the natural dynamic or flow of sex appeal and inflates the egos of already inflated bitches.

What a mess, and it’s not like they’ll clean it up, they are too fat, lazy and waiting to die prematurely of chronic illness….

Oh, this is my post for INCLUSIVITY, can’t call me a FAT SHAMER….when I give you fat porn to jerk off to….

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Posted in:Fatty

2022

26

Oct

Butt Plug Girl and other TikThots of the DAy

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BBQ Shopper!

Banana Slut!

Hot ass girl

hot Shorts

Double the Splits

The Annoying Skipping Girl

Panty Flasher

Fitness Outfit

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

25

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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Everything is scripted bullshit, don’t fall for the noise, that’s how they suck you into their demonic existence of consuming overpriced bullshit, or soul sucking bullshit, keeping you down man, like a fucking cancer….

I do not buy into any of this news shit, gossip shit, social media shit, any of these viral stories are planted or viral for a fucking reason….

I far prefer all these bitches who are too self involved, self obsessed, looking in the mirror finding ways to look more clown-like, tranny and muppet-like….on some Kardashian level….of whoring themselves out all day to no end, or to sell nudes, never realizing that they are being manipulated in everything they do, from listing to soul sucking music that’s hardly music, to watching soul sucking videos or movies, or influencers, to buying overpriced soul sucking clothing, to wear on trips to all the same soul sucking places, and when selling the nudes is not enough, so they need to become hookers to rich men to afford and pull off….if they’re lucky…..

So with that, here’s the soul sucking links…

Christina Aguilera Breaks Down her Iconic Looks from a Simpler Time
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Paige Spiranac’s Halloween Costume Looks Good
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Pink Posts her Bikini Bod
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10 Costumes You Can Order
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Chantel Jeffries See Through at the Grand Prix
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English FACTS
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Hot Volleyball Player Key Alves has a Hot Volleyball Playing Sister!
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Caught Checking the Crazy Booty
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Katie Dickie Flashes Boobs
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Noah Cyrus brings Out the Nipples in a Sheer Dress
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Only Fans Model’s Head Explodes Mid Flight
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Chicago Bear Center goes Viral Again
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Celebs Tribute Leslie Jordan
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Two Fighting Puppies Get Busted
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Nutritionist Breaks Down Anime Diets
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World Record 2L Coke Chug
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Madonna Working Out in the Gym
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College Hockey Bench Clearing Brawl
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Kylie Jenner in the Tighty Whities
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Gisele is Out Without a Ring
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What if the Moon Crashed Into the Earth
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Top 10 Hydraulic Press Moments
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Lego that Runs on Air
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Hot Model Debbie St Pierre Tries on Hallloween Costumes
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Britney Griner’s Appeal Denied
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Rescue Dog Slowly Warms Up
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Airplanes Doing Stunts
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Tallest Woman on Earth Flies
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Taylor Swift Burlesque Dances
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Evan Engram Jumps the Gun on Boasting his Win
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Cockatoo Orders off Alexa
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Wall the Gator Just Wants Cuddles
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Doggy Daycare Bus
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Deontry Wilder’s Weird Music Video
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Amanda Cerny’s Thigh Destroyer
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10 Costumes You Should Order
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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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Rita Ora in Hot Fitness Outfit being Fit
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Rosie Huntington Whitely Booty in a White Dress
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Nina Agdal Bikinis with her Youtuber
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Oana Gregory in a Bikini
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Michelle Keegan in a Corset Top
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Millie Bobby Brown on Set
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Laura Harrier in a Magazine
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Daisy Edgar Jones in a Magazine
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Addison Rae in a Tight Outfit
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Jasmine Sanders Slutty at an Opening
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Taylor Swift in a Pant Suit
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Hailey Bieber Talkijng at a Tech Conference Because the world is a Joke
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Anne Hathaway makes Out
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Charlotte McKinney in a Corset Top
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Olivia Rodrigo in a Mini Skirt
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Halsey in a Slutty titty Top
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Avril Lavigne in Concert….
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From stepSMUT!!

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Street Fuck
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VERY TOP HEAVY
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Nude Marie
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Taco Tuesday
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Dildo Rocking Girl
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Naked and Angry Freak Out
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Naked Yoga Posing
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15 Shit Days
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Hot Girl on Weird Girl
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Office Romance
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Outdoor Dick Sucks
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Aries 225 is Nude
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Hot Body Masturbating
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Kylie and her Wand
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Nude Singer
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Pussy Spreading
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Stripper Barber
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Tinder Date Facial
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Mirror Fuck Strap On
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Rimming the Old Guy
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Masturbating Girl
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Hot Body Katarina
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Cum in Mouth
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Fucking her Foot to Squirt
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Fucking the GFs roommate
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Is this Doctored or Does She Need a Doctor
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NO CHANCE
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On the Fuck Machine
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2022

25

Oct

Sydney Sweeney’s Big Boobs in the Sahara of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney Brings the Tits to the Desert of the Day

Sydney Sweeney my not have the hottest face, but she’s a fit body with a set of monster tits bigger than your head, and that’s all it really takes to be Time’s Most Influential person, unless they were just using Sweeney to sell magazines to nerds into big actor titties…

I didn’t look into why they decided she was influential, maybe it’s because she went from 100k followers when no one noticed her on some pretty serious shows, she wasn’t using her tits to get noticed at the time, they saved those for the high impact reveal that was Euphoria….like granny always said, DO NOT DO ANAL ON YOUR FIRST PORN SCENE DAY…..you’ll have nothing left to sell…

So yeah, she got naked on dark and depressing pervert show about teens, and went viral because of that, only to get naked a lot more in season two, while having a few other shitty movies under her belt, that also used her tits, and White Lotus, which also used her tits…..so I guess what Time is saying is TITS Get Hits….probably the only TRUTH they’ve truthed.

Anyway, she was in the Sahara Desert with her tits, doing her best impression of a camel with the double humps…because camel hump tit jokes that aren’t funny is all I got….since I am not Time’s most influential person I don’t need quality jokes….apparently, I just need hot tits.

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