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Bella Hadid Titty Photoshoot of the Day

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Rita Ora’s Titty Scratch of the Day

Kyra Biehl is the Instagram Of The Day

2011

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I spend too much time on this site and it gives me so little return….traffic never grows, people I meet have consistently never heard of it, it’s just a failure across the board, but I keep at it like some kind of sick person….so coming soon….I’ll limit my time spent on the site to 8 minutes…cuz that’s all it’s worth…but unfortunately, I know I am a sick depraved self mutilating man with an addictive personaly who can’t stop the feeling until I hit big or at least until Britney Spears starts using DrunkenStepfather t-shirts to wipe cum off her whore tits….or until I die…and It’s the internet website equivalent to banging your head against the fucking wall….pathetic.

HEre’s the morning dump…

This Guy Eating a Whole Jar of Nutella Grosses Me the Fuck Out But Here It Is Anyways
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Some Cheerleader Sluts That Shold Pose For Playboy
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Free Cam Show, Check It
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Casey Anthony is Not Guilty
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DONKEY FARTS! Wait, What? VIDEO
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Web Cam Sluts a Plenty
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How About a Latex Whore?
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The 10 Hottest Women On “The Office”
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Michael Lohan Most Probably Killed Kate Major and Stuffed Her in a suitcase
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2011

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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A Facebook Friend from January 2010 and one of the members of DrunkenStepfather.com is Disgusting died this past weekend.

His name was Jesse Burley. I used to get constant updates from him on Facebook. I know very little about him, I don’t even remember any specifics of conversations I’ve had with him, but I know blowing himself up accidentally with fireworks in his trailer park is both a hell of a way to go, and one I’d expect from someone who knows and supports DrunkenStepfather.com….

On June 30th he wrote:

Jesse Burley:
It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it’s called Living.

Let’s have a moment of silence for a fallen step soldier, even if I’m not sure whether he even read the site or not…I just know..he deserves his very own RIP Motherfucker…..My condolences to his family and friends.

Here are my stepLINKS…

Snookie is Motorboating Some Slut
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Sean Penn’s New Scarlot Johannnnnsoooonnnn
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Pete Wentz Finally Found New, Previously Explored, Buffy the Vampire Slayer Cock
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Kendall Jenner 15 Year old Jailbait in a Bikini – You Pervert
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LeAnn Rimes is Tweeting Bikini Pictures Again
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Cam Show Sluts, From Me to You
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Exploding Port-o-Potty. Whoops – VIDEO
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The 10 Hottest Mob Wives In Movies And TV
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Lindsay Lohan Freckled Cleavage
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Wow, I Always Thought Jennifer Aniston Was an Idiot But This Just Takes the Cake
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Free Cam Shows that Will Get You Hot, So I Hope You Have Air Conditioning
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Blonde Destroys Her Pussy With a Giant Dildo
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Erin Andrews: Top 20 Hottest on Field Pictures
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Emily Biggs From PARADE Pussy Peek
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Yeah I’d Bang Cate Blanchette
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No Matter How I Look At Her, Selena Gomez Still Looks Like She is Six Years Old
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Kelly Osbourne is a Loser
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A Little Rosie Huntington-Whitley
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Judging By How Happy He Is to See These Tits, I’m Guessing Conner Cruise Isn’t as Gay as His Dad Is
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September is Rocking a Bikini and She’s Got a Great Rack
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When a Friendly Game Gets Out of Hand – VIDEO
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Tyra Banxxx is Slutty as Always
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Suelyn Medeiros Knows Hot to Use Twitter Proper
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Former KKK Grand Wizard David Duke is considering making a run for Republican Presidential candidate
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How About Some April O’Neil
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Taylor Momsen Panty Upskirt
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Miranda Kerr is One Hot Mom
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Two Hot Blondes Go At It
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A Video Clip Tribute to Ryan Dunn
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Creepy hipster Andy Warhol Wannabe
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And MORE Miranda Kerr
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Meet Playboy Playmate Miss July 2011 Jessa Lynn Hinton
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Chopper Burn Out Fail – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Jessica is a MILF All Right
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Heather is Hot in Hot Water
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The 66 most underrated women of 2011
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Daniel Radcliffe Was Probably An Alcoholic
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Meet Portia Jenkins
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Did Chelsea Handler Bang The Head of E!
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Tyra Banks Feels Herself Off In A Bikini
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Deena Cortese Wore This To The Beach. Sadly, I’d Still Bang Her
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Kim Kardashian Really Loves Water Sports
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2011

Jul

Lindsay Lohan Vanity Fair Italy Non-Nude for Fashion Pics of the Day

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Here is Lohan, boring as shit for Vanity Fair Italy….

I’m not a publicist or marketing person…I’m just a dude who knows that if you’re trying to make a comeback with your dying career cuz you’ve fucked up quite a bit the last few years…you should do it by doing an actual fucking photoshoot, one with nipples for fashion, cuz that’s all we want to see at this point, and if you give us that, you can build from there, otherwise, this photoshoot was just a shitty waste of fucking time. Useless.

Let’s hope the uncropped ones show more lohan fake tit…..or even vagina…cuz that’s what I’m into when it comes to photoshoots, and I’m pretty sure so is everyone else…

Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan Vanity Fair Italy Non-Nude for Fashion Pics of the Day

Here is Lohan, boring as shit for Vanity Fair Italy….

Let’s hope the uncropped ones show more lohan fake tit…..or even vagina…cuz that’s what I’m into when it comes to photoshoots, and I’m pretty sure so is everyone else…

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2011

Jul

Malin Ackerman Bikini in Uninspiring of the Day

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Malin Ackerman is some overrated bitch who was in one action superhero movie and next thing you know, every motherfucker and his virgin loser internet friends are obsessed, cuz I guess all it takes is one tight outfit and a set of superpowers in one or two moves to make a bitch jerk offable for life…I wonder if offable is a word…I doubt it…but it doesn’t divert from the consistency these collectors have in their weirdness.

Either way, here she is in a bikini, hardly turning me on or exciting me in any fucking way, and I love bikinis, but I guess that’s cuz I don’t have the same passion for comics as you motherfuckers do and I’ll just never get it….or what you see in the bitch…cuz superheros aren’t porn to me.

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2011

Jul

Casey Anthony Didn’t Kill her Kids of the Day

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I’ve been ignoring the Casey Anthony trial, cuz molested bitches are more interesting sucking my dick, than being on trial for killing their downer kid…

I just know that if I was a whore seeking the party life, burdened by my baby, who got in the way of my partying. I wouldn’t have killed it either….that’s why the only thing Casey Anthony is guilty of is giving me erections.

I see twitter going fucking crazy about the verdict, but who really cares, firstly, it’s not our kid, or even a kid we know that got killed, secondly the jury are far more educated on the case than any of us, thirdly only black people get charged with murder in america and most importantly we’re all animals and in the animal kingdom, when a momma lion eats her baby lion, she’s not frowned upon or locked up in her social circle by her peers, the other lions get that that baby lion was a real downer with all his needing to be taken care of, making her primo tail for the lion king to knock her alluring pussy up again, until she kills it off like a very late term, 3 year too late term abortion when parenting doesn’t suit your needs…True story based strictly on speculation…but Casey Anthony…let me be your lion king…

What it all comes down to – is that in some way, Jersey Shore has got to be responsible for this….let’s hope they all go down for the crime.

On a Side Note – I like the way this dude was thinking 3 years ago…he is a wise wise man

Who else thinks Casey Anthony is one sexy girl!?

I think she is so hot! Those pics of her partying with her friends at some club are just great! I like a chick like that-who doesnt let little things like a missing kid get in her way of having a good time!

And here’s the pic to put it all into perspective….the adorable baby who was found dead in the back of a fucking car….with her mother, who’s sole responsibility in her useless fucking life was to protect her….and now they have no killer and that is very fucking sad. RIP little girl. May your killer have what’s coming to them…..

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2011

Jul

Janice Dickinson Corpse in a Bikini of the Day

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If you’re like me and hit up funerals with open caskets on the regular, then you’ve found yourself saying, “why did they put her in this dress, she should be naked in here, or at least wearing lingering or a bikini, so that she can go rot 6 feet under, without the constricting conservative clothes, maybe in something a little more free feeling”….but no matter how many funerals you go to, the bitches are never half naked, in bikinis or lingerie, not even the stripper funeral you went to, or even the fucking surfer chick you thought you won the open casket lottery on, cuz surfers live for the wave, and in turn live in the bikini”….well look no further, cuz Janice Dickinson has single handedly met our needs….a rotting corpse kept alive by some voodoo spell in a bikini…doing the monster mash…like the zombie she is…

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2011

Jul

Reese Witherspoon Unfortunate Bikini Bottoms of the Day

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I normally have a white bikini fetish. I think it is cuz I was once at a pool and a hot 18 or 19 year old was walking around, inches from my face, fully see through, rocking a bald, coinslot, inny vagina….and since then…has made me seek the white bikini…like it was some forbidden fruit I had a taste of….but today….all that ended…cuz Reese Witherspoon had to prove that sometimes a white bikini bottom isn’t as pornographic as it was meant to be…or as you always thought it was….

I can just be thankful that she’s wearing a shirt…cuz sometimes your bikini top doesn’t cover up your ravaged stretch marks from all your breeding you 40 year old overrated pig….she’s halfway there…all she needs is a pair of pants and we’re good…and remember, I’m a pervert who wishes all women were half naked at all times….

The real weird thing about Reese Witherspoon, I mean other than that she’s tricked the world into thinking she’s anything but a chubby pigfaced bitch who traps dudes with her uterus, cuz she’s a good christian southern girl, is that she’s always jogging…I mean ALWAYS fucking jogging…yet she still has an like this? I mean where the fuck did all that jogging go?

Either way, here is her ass being all American….

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2011

Jul

LeAnn Rimes Country Whore in a Bikini of the Day

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On July 3rd – LeAnn “The Ex-Christian Con Artist Homewrecking Nympho” Rimes posted some bikini pictures to the caption “Curves- They are There”….I guess in reference to her anorexia allowing her to still keep an ass cheek or two and a show off a set of implants…not that I’m complaining…cuz I like skinny bitches, just usually prefer when their heads are proportionate…cuz the thought of fucking a bobble head, cartoon character as her boney hips bush up against me, just fucks with my paranoid schizophrenia…”They are coming for me…everyone take cover in the nearest country singer, all american lie who made millions”….

These are those bikini pictures she posted that I speak of… cuz I give into bullshit publicity stuntin’ when it involes being a half naked whore who once played a wholesome virgin before telling the world to fuck off and let her live her whore life…cuz it’s her pussy and shit needs to get fucked…

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2011

Jul

Tyra Banks is an Ex-Bikini Model Gone Wrong of the Day

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In case you are retarded, the picture I posted of Tyra Banks in a self-fulfilling prophecy fat suit from her insane and awkward and inappropriate show is not the bikini pictures of her in Mexico with some boyfriend who is fucking her cuz he’s black and can grasp fat women better than white guys, mainly cuz they can get at least 6 inches in, despite all the obstacles they have to avoid everytime they fuck, from gut to ass cheek, it’s a disaster….

I always knew that she had a fat chick waiting to eat the bucket of chicken the second her modeling contract ended, and that her victoria’s secret hype was all in the titties and that she in no way had any similarity to the black girl I watched watching in a white light fabric dress, all showing off her amazingly round, firm booty on a tall thin frame, and I always knew she’d have no problem finding cock cuz of the whole famous ex model shit, but I never really wanted to see all that play out in a bikini…and I know you’ll all be like “what’s the big deal”….and I’ll be like “She’s the big deal, literally”, cuz compared to your wife she’s hot…but then again so is a pile of dog shit shaped like a pussy…

She is an ex-model….I have unrealistic expectations for her…cuz she made too much money for being a hot piece…and to throw it all away insults me…let’s lynch her.

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2011

Jul

Paris Hilton Stalker Fail of the Day

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The story is that Paris Hilton has a stalker…..I know it is already not believable…cuz 98 percent of the world forgets Paris Hilton exists…but apparently she does, and motherfucker has a restraining order against him that he just violated. His name is James Rainford and I’m calling that he’s an aspiring actor hired to play a stalker for this bitch to get some media attention cuz the break-up, miscarriage, and whatever else she’s tried isn’t working…you see cuz we’ve evolved as an audience and scandals don’t phase us anymore….

Seriously, I will bet all my hooker money on the fact that this story is a complete fucking lie….and I don’t use my hooker money negligently…I make sure every penny is allocated to the proper pussy…not just thrown away, espeially not over Paris Hilton bottom feeding trash….he is a staffer doing it for some money, some fame, and I bet the police are in on it too….Hollywood is a fucking lie…

But if he was seriously her stalker, he failed, cuz he shoulda killed her off when he had a chance, maybe even make a “Weekend at Bernie’s” sex tape with her, cuz as a stalker he should want to try to make the public love her like he loves her…you know giving us the best of both worlds, knowing we all hate her, that’s the only way….But none of that matters cuz it is all fake.

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