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2011

05

Jul

Malin Ackerman Bikini in Uninspiring of the Day

Malin Ackerman is some overrated bitch who was in one action superhero movie and next thing you know, every motherfucker and his virgin loser internet friends are obsessed, cuz I guess all it takes is one tight outfit and a set of superpowers in one or two moves to make a bitch jerk offable for life…I wonder if offable is a word…I doubt it…but it doesn’t divert from the consistency these collectors have in their weirdness.

Either way, here she is in a bikini, hardly turning me on or exciting me in any fucking way, and I love bikinis, but I guess that’s cuz I don’t have the same passion for comics as you motherfuckers do and I’ll just never get it….or what you see in the bitch…cuz superheros aren’t porn to me.

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2011

05

Jul

Casey Anthony Didn’t Kill her Kids of the Day

I’ve been ignoring the Casey Anthony trial, cuz molested bitches are more interesting sucking my dick, than being on trial for killing their downer kid…

I just know that if I was a whore seeking the party life, burdened by my baby, who got in the way of my partying. I wouldn’t have killed it either….that’s why the only thing Casey Anthony is guilty of is giving me erections.

I see twitter going fucking crazy about the verdict, but who really cares, firstly, it’s not our kid, or even a kid we know that got killed, secondly the jury are far more educated on the case than any of us, thirdly only black people get charged with murder in america and most importantly we’re all animals and in the animal kingdom, when a momma lion eats her baby lion, she’s not frowned upon or locked up in her social circle by her peers, the other lions get that that baby lion was a real downer with all his needing to be taken care of, making her primo tail for the lion king to knock her alluring pussy up again, until she kills it off like a very late term, 3 year too late term abortion when parenting doesn’t suit your needs…True story based strictly on speculation…but Casey Anthony…let me be your lion king…

What it all comes down to – is that in some way, Jersey Shore has got to be responsible for this….let’s hope they all go down for the crime.

On a Side Note – I like the way this dude was thinking 3 years ago…he is a wise wise man

Who else thinks Casey Anthony is one sexy girl!?

I think she is so hot! Those pics of her partying with her friends at some club are just great! I like a chick like that-who doesnt let little things like a missing kid get in her way of having a good time!

And here’s the pic to put it all into perspective….the adorable baby who was found dead in the back of a fucking car….with her mother, who’s sole responsibility in her useless fucking life was to protect her….and now they have no killer and that is very fucking sad. RIP little girl. May your killer have what’s coming to them…..

Posted in:Casey Anthony

2011

05

Jul

Janice Dickinson Corpse in a Bikini of the Day

If you’re like me and hit up funerals with open caskets on the regular, then you’ve found yourself saying, “why did they put her in this dress, she should be naked in here, or at least wearing lingering or a bikini, so that she can go rot 6 feet under, without the constricting conservative clothes, maybe in something a little more free feeling”….but no matter how many funerals you go to, the bitches are never half naked, in bikinis or lingerie, not even the stripper funeral you went to, or even the fucking surfer chick you thought you won the open casket lottery on, cuz surfers live for the wave, and in turn live in the bikini”….well look no further, cuz Janice Dickinson has single handedly met our needs….a rotting corpse kept alive by some voodoo spell in a bikini…doing the monster mash…like the zombie she is…

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2011

05

Jul

Reese Witherspoon Unfortunate Bikini Bottoms of the Day

I normally have a white bikini fetish. I think it is cuz I was once at a pool and a hot 18 or 19 year old was walking around, inches from my face, fully see through, rocking a bald, coinslot, inny vagina….and since then…has made me seek the white bikini…like it was some forbidden fruit I had a taste of….but today….all that ended…cuz Reese Witherspoon had to prove that sometimes a white bikini bottom isn’t as pornographic as it was meant to be…or as you always thought it was….

I can just be thankful that she’s wearing a shirt…cuz sometimes your bikini top doesn’t cover up your ravaged stretch marks from all your breeding you 40 year old overrated pig….she’s halfway there…all she needs is a pair of pants and we’re good…and remember, I’m a pervert who wishes all women were half naked at all times….

The real weird thing about Reese Witherspoon, I mean other than that she’s tricked the world into thinking she’s anything but a chubby pigfaced bitch who traps dudes with her uterus, cuz she’s a good christian southern girl, is that she’s always jogging…I mean ALWAYS fucking jogging…yet she still has an like this? I mean where the fuck did all that jogging go?

Either way, here is her ass being all American….

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2011

05

Jul

LeAnn Rimes Country Whore in a Bikini of the Day

On July 3rd – LeAnn “The Ex-Christian Con Artist Homewrecking Nympho” Rimes posted some bikini pictures to the caption “Curves- They are There”….I guess in reference to her anorexia allowing her to still keep an ass cheek or two and a show off a set of implants…not that I’m complaining…cuz I like skinny bitches, just usually prefer when their heads are proportionate…cuz the thought of fucking a bobble head, cartoon character as her boney hips bush up against me, just fucks with my paranoid schizophrenia…”They are coming for me…everyone take cover in the nearest country singer, all american lie who made millions”….

These are those bikini pictures she posted that I speak of… cuz I give into bullshit publicity stuntin’ when it involes being a half naked whore who once played a wholesome virgin before telling the world to fuck off and let her live her whore life…cuz it’s her pussy and shit needs to get fucked…

Posted in:Leann Rimes

2011

05

Jul

Tyra Banks is an Ex-Bikini Model Gone Wrong of the Day

In case you are retarded, the picture I posted of Tyra Banks in a self-fulfilling prophecy fat suit from her insane and awkward and inappropriate show is not the bikini pictures of her in Mexico with some boyfriend who is fucking her cuz he’s black and can grasp fat women better than white guys, mainly cuz they can get at least 6 inches in, despite all the obstacles they have to avoid everytime they fuck, from gut to ass cheek, it’s a disaster….

I always knew that she had a fat chick waiting to eat the bucket of chicken the second her modeling contract ended, and that her victoria’s secret hype was all in the titties and that she in no way had any similarity to the black girl I watched watching in a white light fabric dress, all showing off her amazingly round, firm booty on a tall thin frame, and I always knew she’d have no problem finding cock cuz of the whole famous ex model shit, but I never really wanted to see all that play out in a bikini…and I know you’ll all be like “what’s the big deal”….and I’ll be like “She’s the big deal, literally”, cuz compared to your wife she’s hot…but then again so is a pile of dog shit shaped like a pussy…

She is an ex-model….I have unrealistic expectations for her…cuz she made too much money for being a hot piece…and to throw it all away insults me…let’s lynch her.

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2011

05

Jul

Paris Hilton Stalker Fail of the Day

The story is that Paris Hilton has a stalker…..I know it is already not believable…cuz 98 percent of the world forgets Paris Hilton exists…but apparently she does, and motherfucker has a restraining order against him that he just violated. His name is James Rainford and I’m calling that he’s an aspiring actor hired to play a stalker for this bitch to get some media attention cuz the break-up, miscarriage, and whatever else she’s tried isn’t working…you see cuz we’ve evolved as an audience and scandals don’t phase us anymore….

Seriously, I will bet all my hooker money on the fact that this story is a complete fucking lie….and I don’t use my hooker money negligently…I make sure every penny is allocated to the proper pussy…not just thrown away, espeially not over Paris Hilton bottom feeding trash….he is a staffer doing it for some money, some fame, and I bet the police are in on it too….Hollywood is a fucking lie…

But if he was seriously her stalker, he failed, cuz he shoulda killed her off when he had a chance, maybe even make a “Weekend at Bernie’s” sex tape with her, cuz as a stalker he should want to try to make the public love her like he loves her…you know giving us the best of both worlds, knowing we all hate her, that’s the only way….But none of that matters cuz it is all fake.

Posted in:Paris Hilton

2011

05

Jul

Katie Holmes and her Alien Bikini of the Day

I know if I was a sci-fi writer, instead of a blog no one reads writer, I’d make my rich person cult to make myself millions, jacked up with a lot more sex…I mean there area few low level alien worshiping cults here, and they involve one main dude, a massive compound, and a lot of hardcore sex. My cult would involve bikini parties, nudist everything, and like a muslim four major prayer times signaled by a giant bell, only our kind of prayer would be sucking my dick.

I don’t know shit about this Scientology shit, I just know Tom Cruise is a homosexual, I dont know how Suri was conceived, but more importantly, I don’t know what happened to Katie Holmes’ tit…maybe the opression caused stress that made them go into hiding….

Who knows, I just think she needs to be a bigger fucking slut….more nude scenes all I know her from is talking too much in the most annoying way in Dawson’s Creek, and I only watched that show once. I want to know her for the bitch who can blow bubbles or do other circus tricks out of her cunt.

All this waiting for a fake alien created by an acid flashback makes a bitch boring.

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2011

05

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I didn’t die from my high blood pressure yet, so I’m forced to update this stupid site, not by a boss or any readers begging me to do it, but by myself, cuz as an addictive personality, I get addicted to stupid shit, and in my case that stupid shit is this site….

After spending the night drinking my sorrows of high blood pressure and bloody eyes, I met a fascinating pregnant homeless woman begging for change to buy a coffee at 4 in the morning, not cuz she wanted to get an early start on the day, but because she actually wanted to buy heroin….as I found out when I said no and she offered to suck my dick, so I asked how much for unprotected anal, you know cuz she was pregnant, and she said she was HIV posiitve and prefers sticking to sucking dick.

And they say there are no decent people/ prostitutes left in this world….if I was her I’d take the unprotected anal for 10 bucks and let the freak paying me deal with his shit when he goes home to his wife with AIDS, but I guess that’s a testament to the kind of person I am….a self absorbed asshole…

I didn’t give her money. No unprotected anal in a back alley, no 10 dollars. I only reward work ethic.

Here is the morning hangover to start you HIV positive avoiding day…..

Oh Some On, Don’t Act Like You Don’t Think Farts Are Funny – VIDEO
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The Hottest Female Athletes of Dubious Sports
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Free Cam Shows. Get Em While They’re Hot
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Who Knew Trolls Really Existed
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Lets Laugh at a Midget Together
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Sluts You Won’t Have to Tell Twice
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Laura Dore is Fine By Me
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Asian Teen Strips Down – VIDEO
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The 15 Hottest Lead Women In Action Movies
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Imogen Thomas Is A Diirrrty Girl With Big Tits
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Ashley Tisdale Is Banging Zac Effron
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Kelly Osbourne Is A Fucking Loser
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Richie Sambora’s Girlfriend Is A Prostitute Who Loves Her Coke
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Posted in:MHD

2011

04

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve been drinking all day….well all year…but also all day…and my eye started bleeding. I googled the shit and either I drunkenly fucked it up…or I’m going to die a very blind death…I’d go to a doctor..but I’m not done drinking…Coincidentally, my dick is also celebrating his independence day…we haven’t figured out what from, but I’m thinking my oppressive grip…

IF I die, at least I won’t feel it…

A Couple More Pics of Hef’s New Piece
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Happy Fourth of July Fuckers – VIDEO
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Lindsay Lohan Birthday Party Picture
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These Sluts Take It Off
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More Ginger Spice in a Bikini
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Baby Does Chin Ups WTF
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Happy Independence Day! The Hottest Women In Red, White, And Blue
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Torrie Wilson is Some Slut in a Bikini
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Free Cams From Me To You
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Home Alone Teen – VIDEO
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The Time Tina Turner Shot Randy Jackson – MUST READ
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10 Unbreakable and Disgusting Eating Records
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Sharon Stone Panty Peek
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I Wanna Bang Kate Middleton
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Katie Holmes Bikini Body
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Jarah Mariano
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SONG: An Ode to Cheese Peen
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Angry Boyfriend Rips Off Bikini
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Britney Gives Fan A Lap Dance
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Krystle Vega is Delicious
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Guess These Lil Latina Backs
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Paola & Kathy
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Nip Slip & Upskirt
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Yeah I’d Still Bang Janet Jackson
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Welcome to Lesbian Heaven
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2011 Hooters International Swimsuit Pageant Contestants
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WTF Are You Wearing?
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Taylor Momsen is Still a Slut
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She’s Stripping in Front of Her Cam
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Jelena Jensen Celebrates 4th of July
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Some Fourth of July VIdeo
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A LittLE Alison Brie Goes a Long Way
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Poor Bastard Gets Face Kicked
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%0 States Stereotypes in 2 Minutes
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Some Lindsay Lohan Just Because
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Michael Jackson May or May Not Have Given Aaron Carter Coke
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too Bad Ashley Tisdale’s Face Isn’t As tight As Her Body
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