I love Lohan. I think she’s great. I think her insanity is hilarious… and her impending death interesting…considering she had it fucking made, but for some reason totally sabotaged the shit…and that’s funny…
I mean she’s in her fucking 20s and for some reason looks like a haggard mafia mom in her 50s, trying to reclaim her youth, because her vagina’s turned grey and droopy and all she’s got left for herself is lip injections and botox….I’m talking those trashy mothers I know you’ve all seen before, who are rich but looking like strippers…
It is so weird to me…she’s like a science experiment….
I’ve been tracking Vanessa Hudgens’ desmise into lesbian fatness, I even renamed her Vanessa Pudgens, cuz I’m clever as shit.
She cut off all her hair, was really committed to the lesbian cause maybe because like all girls who date gay guys cuz they are contractually obligated to, who release nude pics at 17 to get some level of male attention, all sexually confused….
But like a cancer patient, she rose from the ashes, and put on a wig, and all of a sudden looks like a golden trophy I’d like to mount….on my wall like she was some exotic animal I hunted and wanted to keep…Not to sound creepy or anything…
Armani Jeans has cast Rihanna, to be their celebrity face and unfortunately body, for their underwear campaign…
Rihanna is a huge star. I don’t know who Rihanna sold her soul to, but I asssume it was the same guy she sold her 14 year old Vagina at the Barbados Karaoke bar, because she’s got it fucking made…
People are throwing money at her, in hopes of it selling product, despite her body being something you’d expect belongs carting her 6 kids around the resort looking for a white man to pay her to show them around….her vagina…for the week they are in town….in efforts to pay for her baby formula….
Either way, here’s the first preview….I’m sure much more gross is gonna come..
Here are some Jessica Alba milk filled mom tits on a mom body being exposed as much as this prude exposes her tits because she wants to be respected for her acting skills and in doing that has become the biggest cock tease…
I thought child birth is supposed to make women desperate for male attention while struggling with post partum depression and a vagina hanging down to their knees….at least that’s what I tell myself everytime I go to the park and watch mom and baby yoga classes…or see a bitch breast feeding for attention and not cuz her baby is hungry….cuz pulling out a tit when trapped in life…just makes fucking sense….
I just hope things change for her and all the doctors proding with her cunt make her return to acting very naked, cuz naked will be all the work she can get, in a time she’s finally secure with her body…even though she should have been secure with her body back when she was 19 and tight….
Here’s a SHAPE magazine cover paid for by Olivia Munn’s PR people….because I guess they want people to look at her as a fit bitch…or maybe they just had no other options because no one cares about the smut that is Shape magazine, except maybe fat chicks all aspirational thinking…but more importantly no one cares about Olivia Munn because she’s a con artist….
Con artist or not, watching her work out in video, would be far better than looking at these little pics of her…..even though I hate the bitch for being a lie, I love that she manipulated all you losers…..not to mention, being married to an obese woman…makes fit girls being fit porno to me….
The most interesting thing about this shoot….are the bikini pics the paparazzi got of her when posing for this shit a few months ago…so lets relive them shits…
Since today is all about the pussy that George Clooney’s has a spell on like Stacy Keibler …his new public girlfriend..
I figured I might as well do a comparative analysis of his new pussy and his old pussy….
Because his old pussy is using the low level fame she got from being fucked by George Clooney by rocking Dancing with the Stars, even though she’s hardly a star….but a pussy a star fucked….so here are Stumpy legs compared to Keibler in tights….disguting…but I’m just saying that cuz if a bitch isn’t good enough for Clooney to keep, than she’s not good enough for me. I’m rational like that and blame my poverty, addiction and delusions that my wife isn’t 350 pounds….
This is Cheryl Cole’s replacement on the X-Factor show in the UK….and she’s in a bikini showing off that despite not having any prison tattoos, her and her kinda sloppy Greek anal loving tits haven’t got shit on Cheryl Cole …
If you’re wondering who she is….apparently she’s the Fergie in some UK Black Eyed Peas called N-Dubz and here’s their genius music that may make you want to kill yourself.
Stacy Keibler was just unveiled as George Clooney’s latest jump-off i, or girl he takes out in public like they are his exclusive girlfriend, even though he’s plotting the next vagina to stick his dick in, not that he needs to plot, it kinda just lands on his dick, because being George Clooney means there’s always another ridiculously hot girl around the corner dying to have George Clooney inside them. He’s the kind of guy who 99 percent of married women, even the religious ones, would cheat on their husbands with, because he’s been marketed as this superhero of a bachelor no woman can tame……
I figured what better opportunity than this to post Stacy Kibler wrestling videos from where her career started, on the WWE, before her career ended on Dancing with the Stars….
She was the tool to make Wrestling, the gayest activity to watch on TV, actually hot enough for straight guys to jerk off to, because legs like this are insane….especially when half naked and grindin’…even though I still think wrestling is some serious trashy gayness…but here was their temporary light of hope….
This weekened involved drinking alone until I passed out on the floor – making me realize that drinking alone is a lot of fun because you don’t get in trouble for shitting yourself, or running around naked covered in period blood you bought on craigslist….If you know what I mean….
Here’s some shit going on around the internet….
And That’s How You Vacuum a Fire. Wait, What? – VIDEO FOLLOW THIS LINK
If you’re new to the site. I’m working on finding the most obscure fetish videos people have masturbated to on youtube because I’m proving two points….the first that youtube is a corporate google owned porn site that is used for masturbation purposes but that still makes the billions….the second that people are weird and anything you think of….even the most disgusting thing….has got some weird motherfucker up….
Today’s fetish…Mannequins….
Hot Mannequin Compilation to Make You Cum….
This Mannequin is a Fuck Doll – Read About How She Feels
