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2022

01

Sep

Ireland Baldwin Bald Tits Pussy Shaving of the Day

I don’t know why Ireland Baldwin looks like a chicken roasting at the Shwarma place, but there’s a oily and burnt sheen to her hormone imbalanced breast meeat, but maybe it has something to do with her dad being a murder, who whether it’s an accident or an actual murder, still involved someone dying because of him, which i guess we could argue is murder, even when there are loopholes around it!

I did think she was getting her pussy shaved by her assistant, you know rich kid who has never worked by who can afford a personal pussy shaver to follow her around thanks to her trust fund, but it looks like it’s a make-up artist, which we don’t have to wonder too hard as to what they are covering up – Monkey pox!

She’s got big tits for a 6 foot tall dude, all bloated like her face looks thanks to her shaved head, and I guess the big tits are what we’re here for, as the less important young baldwin with the more important baldwin dad, ant it’s all too confusing to bother keeping up with, but those tits! Big!

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2022

01

Sep

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Never too late for an Asshole poking out from beind a thong, like the creepy old guy who snuck his way onto a soroity house’s fire escape when heard they were having an orgy, you know modern times call for modern sex parties that compare with the latest porn scene they are trying to compete with!

I knew when I saw that episode of Oprah 20 years ago about how teens are tossing salad that 20 years from that point, we’d end up in a weird place where girls shame each other for not getting paid to fuck, like if you’re not a prostitute, you’re an idiot, which some would argue is the opposite of truth, but I guess they’ve never found a happy hooker who loves what she does, maybe because some of us are on a budget and the closest thing to being a sugar daddy we’ve been, has been paying a homeless crackhead 10 dollars to lick our ass but without lip contact because of the sores!

We can’t all be high class competing with the Kardashians or some shit!

Point is the asshole is an inefficient panty, but clearly their inefficiency is also their strength, so when someone calls you a retard, a failure, a loser they are scared of, realize you are the thong and they just aren’t seeing the asshole peaking out to say “Hi, I’m here and what you ACTUALLY want”, if you know what I mean and I don’t!

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2022

01

Sep

Maddie Ziegler Slutty of the Day

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Maddie Ziegler is some child dance reality star that got adopted or recruited or I think they call it “GROOMED but some popstar named SIA, who used her in all her videos when she was like 10 years old, which I guess isn’t perverted unless you think it’s perverted, which I think since this is the internet a lot of people who are pervertd were likely perverted, but that’s because they probably didn’t know she was a kid and were too simple minded to see the artistry in children doing experimental dance!

Point of the story, I found the obsession with a reality show child dancer weird, but it made her famous so that when she turned 18, she could strip down and be more high profile than all the other girls strippig down! She’s fashion, part of pop culture, therefore her shameless use of her tits or shooting some cambcorder mouth porn is not the smae as the other girls her age who do it for OnlyFans, because they weren’t sold to a reality show by their parents and are forced to sell themselves instead!

Weird times, but luckily, they all compete, from all walks of life, to have the hottest content! You can be a 60 yar old Liz Hurley, or a 20 year old bartender, you can be rich as shit like a Kardahian or some poor girl with a dram, you can be a child dancing reality star, or someoe paving her own way, yet you all use the same tools to get noticed, TITS! Because – THEY GET HITS!

It’s a win for us! We’ve won! They’re all shameless whores sexualizing themselves so we don’t have to! What a TIME!

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Posted in:Maddie Ziegler

2022

01

Sep

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Never Too late for a Titty Drop!

It’s the Thursday before Labour Day weekend fools, if you’re not up for a late night titty drop, are you even human?

Probably not, you Spam Bot you!

I am glad I can call you a friend!

But even MORE glad since GLADdER isn’t a word, that TITTY DROPS are a thing, because when they game-ify anything, people hop on board, hive mind shit, so game-ify flashing tits, for everyone, or at least ENOUGH people to hop on board is just what our world fucking needs more of!

So all these girls competing for the best titty drop, without even needing prize money, just crowd sourced likes and follows, amazing!

There was a time you had to pay to see tits, even at Mardi Gras you need beads, not here, not now, not ever!

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2022

01

Sep

Stefania Ferrario Lingerie of the Day

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This Ferrero Rocher chocolate hazelnut eating harlot doing the whole pin-up model of a modern time thing, is apparently some sort of celebrity in the plus sized model world, but unless she’s in a trough, eating slop in a fat lady bathing suit, the one piece with the skirt attached to it, pushing 450 pounds, maybe even shitting herself as her handler injects her with diabetes medication, she’s not nearly plus sized enough!

You see, I may hate fat chicks and the whole normalizing obesity thing, but I fucking love pushing things as far as they can go, you know to make sure it actually counts, like if you call yourself plus sized, be fucking impressive about it, not some barely fat thick girl who people don’t throw up watching eat her derserts!

Step it up, stop the fucking yard!

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2022

01

Sep

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Never too late for some TANLINES!

We call it nature’s highlighter, so we can see all the good parts, or at least know where to find the good parts, in the event we can’t figure it out because all the blood has gone to our balls and we can’t process simple tasks like sorting out where the tits and pussy are!

The point of the story is, the sun doesn’t kill! They’re lying to you!

You’ve been warned!

Now go sun your asshole!

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Posted in:Tanlines

2022

01

Sep

Dancing Duo and Other TikThots of the Day

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Defund the Police

Hot Dancer!

She’s a Fairy

Deep stretch

Blue Bikini!

Military Babe

Military Dancer

Showing Abs!

Chopping Wood

She’s strong!

Booty in the Tight Dress

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

01

Sep

Mary Grocery Shops Better than You of the Day

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Marry – or .. >Mary Sebastian Pickles Magdalene is probably one of the realist bitches on social media, calling out all the haters, while being one of the fakest looking bitches on social media, because she’s doing some live action, performance art, parody of the bitch’s of social media, which has made her as famous as the bitches of social media who pretend they aren’t jacked the fuck up with fillers, fake tits and Brazilian Butt Lift fake asses, and at the very least more interesting!

I am of the school of thought that if you’re going to get fake tits, you go over the fucking top and become a cartoon about it, rather than pretending you were born that way!

Anyway, Mary went grocery shopping, and it’s a brilliant fucking content piece, because, she’s a brilliant degenerate who makes money from pervert subscribers instead of hooking herself like she used to, so she can sit and do poppers or whippets all day!

If only my grocery shopping was this fun!

Posted in:Videos

2022

31

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Maybe the Zombie Apocalypse is here, or maybe that’s just climate change! Better get one of those rare earth mineral based cars to save the world, you know plug into the grid they are already telling us can’t support us, due to climate change, because energy prices are going up because of climate change, since gas is bad, the catch all excuse for all things bad in the world, and the only solution is for you to be a fucking asshole about it!

Maybe climate change is what makes all these girls horny exhibitionists? Maybe climate change is the answer to everything we’ve ever wanted, like getting girls to take their tops off for us!

Point of the story, the internet is a dumb place for dumb people to become dumber due to climate change!

Here are some stepLINKS because of climate change!

Vanessa Hudgens Goes Country
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Olivia Ponton Loves Sluts
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Josie Canseco Takes a Hike
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5 Smart Home Items
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Kaley Cuoco’s Selfie
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Tate McRae at the VMAs
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Beck is Sell.ing His Hollywood Hills Home
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Skater Punches Old Guy
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Weird Purse
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Emma Humplik Hits Dingers
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10 Titanic Facts
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Drone Footage of Floods in Pakistan
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Miranda Kerr Vacations!
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Malu Trevejo Drops New Music
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Gas vs Solar Generator
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Nicholi Rogatkin’s Incredible Urban Downhill Mountain Biking Session!
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Pearl Gonzalez Drops Racy Merch
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Deep Sea Shark – Scary
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Expensive Fails
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Sabrina Carpenter Live
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Amazon’s New Football Troll
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Huge Deep Sea Shark Is Curious About The Submarine!
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Baby Goat Thinks she’s a Cat
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Ripped 70 Year Old Chinese Man
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The World’s Hated Andrew Tate Wants to Fight Influencers
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Zoey Deutch Covers InStyle
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Nude Model Julia’s Routine
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Toronto Fans Have Sex in the Stands
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Crazy Ramp Jumping With Cars Competition!
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Rapper Yung Gravy on MILFS
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Dana White on Jake Paul’s Next Fight
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Ramp Jump with Cars
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Demi Rose Gets Her Wings
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Paige Spiranac Teaches You Golf
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5 Smart Home Items
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From the Forum

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Lady Victoria Hervey Fit Bikini Bod for an Old Based lady
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Addison Rae’s Insane Shorts
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Milly Quinn’s Lesbian Haircut in a titty Dress
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Zoey Deutch Lives
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Stella MaxwellSkinny legs
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Rita Ora Performs Because She’s More than Just Tits
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Jennifer Lawrence Goes to the Gym in Fitness Gear
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Jessica Alba – Feeds the Meter
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Caylee Cowan Looking Fit
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Bella Hadid Tennis Fan
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Rat Cow in her Wrestling Outfit
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Cate Blanchett in a Photoshoot
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Tessa Thompson in a Weird Outfit
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Rita Ora at Luch
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Larsen Thompson Legs
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Markella Kavenagh in a Dress
http://forum.drunkenstepfather.com/showthread.php?t=109797″ rel=”nofollow noopener” target=”_blank”>LICK HERE!!!!

Morfydd Clark Coming in Hot with the Dumb Name
http://forum.drunkenstepfather.com/showthread.php?t=109796″ rel=”nofollow noopener” target=”_blank”>LICK HERE!!!!

Julianne Moore in a Dress
http://forum.drunkenstepfather.com/showthread.php?t=109792″ rel=”nofollow noopener” target=”_blank”>LICK HERE!!!!

Kendall Jenner Getting in Cars
http://forum.drunkenstepfather.com/showthread.php?t=109794″ rel=”nofollow noopener” target=”_blank”>LICK HERE!!!!

Heidi Klum in a White Dress
http://forum.drunkenstepfather.com/showthread.php?t=109793″ rel=”nofollow noopener” target=”_blank”>LICK HERE!!!!

Barbara Palvin in Black Dress
http://forum.drunkenstepfather.com/showthread.php?t=109791″ rel=”nofollow noopener” target=”_blank”>LICK HERE!!!!

Dua Lipa in Some matching Slut Outfit/Dress
http://forum.drunkenstepfather.com/showthread.php?t=109789″ rel=”nofollow noopener” target=”_blank”>LICK HERE!!!!

Isabella Fonte in a Glamour Shoot
http://forum.drunkenstepfather.com/showthread.php?t=109787″ rel=”nofollow noopener” target=”_blank”>LICK HERE!!!!

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From stepSMUT!!

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Glass Toy Thigh Highs!
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Super Milf?
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Hot Amateur of the Day
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Banana Split
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TikTok Babe Naked
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Cock Knot…..
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Outdoor Pussy Flasher!
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Dildo Girl
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The Farmer’s Daughter
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Big Dildo Rider
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Singlets Babes
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Hot Ass Fucks
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Squirts!
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24 People having a Shit Day
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The Pussy Eater!
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It’s a Trap!
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Amateur Threesome
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Brush Fucker!
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Always be Prepared
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Big Ass Dildo Rider
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Creampie!
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Twerking French Maid!
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Fat Man vs Por Chick
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Pussy Flasher
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Butts!
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Giving Herself a Hand!
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2022

31

Aug

Britney Spears Topless Hostage Video of the Day

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I am still convinced that Britney Spears is no longer with us, that these are archive clips of her, in some weird humiliation ritual that leaves me feeling uneasy, however she could just be institutionalized somewhere, still in captivity like she’s been all these years, but based on the quality of her weird, awkward, instagram erotica that doesn’t make sense to me, since she has access to actual talent who could help make her OnlyFans the most important one to ever exist, but instead we get this weird dungeon videos that give the feeling of those terrorist beheading videos, or some other weird, dark, snuff film of the past! Creepy!

I think Britney is great, she’s still hot even if the content she puts out is creepy, assuming the Britney we’ve seen is even her, and her whole idea of stripping down topless and in skimpy bathing suit bottoms for the ram, is really all the content we need from her, it’s just leaves me feeling uncomfortable, which is probably the point, but not overly uncomfortable since I’ve come to terms with her captivity when it fucking happened 15 years ago!