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2022

27

Sep

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

Summer is over, but the internet is endless summer, you know a fantasy not a reality, that blurs the lines of what is real and what is fake, something that the average person may not have the mental capacity to deal with or understand because they are mindless retards, but that allows us to have endless supply of bathing suit pics, which is pretty much the only good thing the internet has for us, or has gifted us, so why not stare at a bunch of them there bathing suits on random who fucking knows who these babes are, just know they are in swimsuits!

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2022

26

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am working on getting More Sexist, Misogynistic, Vulgar, Offensive because as the world falls into total degeneracy, my barely aggressive disses don’t matter, no one cares because they have far more resentment and hate in their souls than I’d ever have, since I’m over here living the homeless man dream!

What is the troll to put them all over the edge, because despite the site’s total decline, I still think my BEST work is still in me, I’ve just been over here simmering lazily! You know, time to harness my power to truly SHINE, maybe even LANDING my own WIKIPEDIA page like this site was an ACTUAL site, could you imagine that!

I figure getting cancelled would be good for business, remind people that this site exists, so while I plot how to get tranny feminists to protest my existence, WHERE IS THE LYNCH MOB to make me feel like I am here and hard but then again, not existing is far easier, so maybe I’ll back burner that plan for another day

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Rita Ora at the Gym
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Bar Refaeli in her Underwear
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Sophia Bush at the Game
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Upgrade Your Space
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Lourdes Leon has a Nip Slip for Fashion
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Ashley Benson’s Big Cleavage
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Previous NFL Hater Rihanna Commits to Half Time Show
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Verdict is in – Squirt is Pee
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Michelle Branch has a New Single
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Vanessa Hudgens Dark for Fabletics
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TikTok Star Puts her Vagina on TikTok
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Camille Kostek Dancing
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Kim Kardashian Collabs with Dolce & Gabbana
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Jennifer Lawrence Sells her Loft
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Cheetah Races a Race Car
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Truck Overtake Fail
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How Fight Scene Props are Made
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Sheer Outfit
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This Dude’s Touchdown Dance is Legendary
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Dragon Lady is Disowned by her Son
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Th Most Satisfying Machines
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Timelapse of Mushroom Growth
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Aaron Rodgers’ New Look
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Professional Stage Lighting
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Mike Tirico’s Post Touchdown Dirty Talk!
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Non Binary Alien Couple
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Tape Face Compilation on AGOT
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Man Meets Gorilla he Raised 5 Years Later
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Fan Pushes Player at a College Game
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Speed of Light VS Speed of Sound
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Nude Model Greko in a Greenhouse
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Australian Surfer Dies in a Fight
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Bubbleman Makes a Whilpool
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Helena Christensen Strips Down for a New Campaign
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Joey Gets Dumped at the Game
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Gigi Hadid – Leo’s Girl – at a Fashion Show
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Lily Rose Depp Fitness Gear
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Kaia Gerber Legs
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Sheer Outfit
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Noah Cyrus in a Dress with Sid Viscous
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Meg Thee Stallion Fat Ass in Concert
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Lucy Hale in a Dress
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Halsey in a Little Black Dress
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Hilary Duff Lookin Hot
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Diane Kruger in a Bra Top
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Ashley Benson in Pantyhose
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Paris Jackson in Jeans
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Taylor Hill at an Event
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Mariah Carey Legs
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Olivia Wilde’s White Sleeveless Shirt
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12 Inches of Fun
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Unacceptable Devices
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Loud Lesbian Pussy Grind
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HOT SLUTTY AMATEUR
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6 Public Acts that Make YOu a Whore
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Eggplant Fucker
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Hot Tit Jiggle
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Dinner is Served
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Mattress Shoppers
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Big Natural Shaking
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Huge Tits Do Push Ups
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Tan Lines
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Mirror Fucker
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Slutty Secretaries
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Briana Lee Posing in Bed
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2022

26

Sep

Denise Richards Keeps Bringing It of the Day

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I am still not sure sure what “it” Denise is bringing and I do think it is HILARIOUS that she is bringing it, but not in a very positive, supportive way, but more in the asshole troll who likes convincing people to do things that make them uncomfortable, or makes them look like idiots, so that I can point and laugh at them when they pull it off, because it’s fucking gross!

It’s like convincing a homeless chick with no teeth who is half dead to join the amateur night at the strip club for all of pervert row to smell her gross asshole, you know in exchange for 5 dollars of crack!

It has got to be a prank, or a humiliation tactic, because she could have been left in the past, remembered as being hot jerked off to in the movies, but she is insisting on giving us the open casket version we’ll never forget, that overrides all that she was!

Tragic, but I can’t stop looking, and assuming that she’s got NO subscribers, her old lady version of sexting, is all the more INSANE!

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2022

26

Sep

Jordyn Jones Tan Lines of the Day

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I don’t think Jordyn Jones is January Jones’ daughter, since Jordyn Jones is some inbred fetal alcohol syndrome baby from the backwoods of Michigan farmland, sold to the entertainment industry as a child dancer when she was like 5 years old, because Hollywood loves little kids dancing on their tv programming, which is fucking weird, almost like that whole PEDO-WOOD exploiting of kids of the rich and famous untouchables who can’t go down for crimes because the arresting officers are too excited by the celebrity, all. asking for autographs and selfies instead of ARRESTING THEM, but that’s probably just a conspiracy

I do know that Jordyn Jones and January Jones don’t just change the same last name, but the same shameless self promotion tactics, it’s almost like they are KINDRED spirits of STRIPPING DOWN TO A BIKINI HALF NAKED FOR CLICKS ….fun

Same name, same strip down to a bikini to show off my body hustle, but I guess with that logic,, 99 percent of women with an internet connection or smart phone would be in their club, since they are all exhibitionist whores, even the fatties!

The reality show dancer is in a bikini, runs an Only Fans, because what else is she to do in an era where they get paid so much to sell exclusive content to idiots who don’t realize if they DID NOT PAY they would STILL get it for free, because they chase likes like it’s money, the giving them money, fucked the whole dynamic up, losers!

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2022

26

Sep

January Jones Pink Bikini Tits of the Day

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I didn’t watch Mad Men since I hate advertising and advertising execs after years of trying to get them to advertise on this site, only to be told it’s porn, preventing me from making millions, while they are all at the strip clubs cheating on their wives with their brand clients and expense accounts! HYPOCRITES!

Not that I’d watch Mad Men if it didn’t trigger me as a person who relies on ads to make my 100 dollars a month off this bullshit site, but I assume if I did, I’d think January Jones was either hotter or more impressive than she is!

But instead, I get to see her sloppy single mom tits in a bikini that’s high waisted due to her being a mom in her 40s an she’s not a psychopath in her shameless half naked self promotion, which has involved bikini selfies on the regular for her social media feed, because these celebs, even high paid or on heft child support payments due to A-Lister cum that’s been left inside her to form a child, reducing themselves to clickbait, almost brilliant!

It’s like, you don’t need to be a shameless half naked whore but you do it anyway, even when you’re old, because that’s how important your tits are to your hustle, you small minded, simple minded, give men what they want to get the likes, and that’s actually pretty noble work! Not that a selfie is work, but these onlyfans chicks make up to millions a month off selfies, so I guess it is!

Point of the story, I don’t hate big shameless sloppy mom tits in their 40s, even if I wanted to, but I am pretty confident I could hate the host body, if I cared enough to bother, which I don’t!

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2022

26

Sep

Lily Mo Sheen Wet of the Day

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Lily Mo Sheen is Kate Beckinsale’s daughter that people think is hot because she’s Kate Beckinsale’s daughter, but who unfortunately tainted with some Charlie Sheen or the other Sheen’s genetics, making her far less hot than Kate Beckinsale which is always a trip….you know the girl who at 20 is uglier than her mom…it happens, hot chicks may have powerful genes, or tactics to maintain their hotness, but that doesn’t always trickle down through their womb to the next generation!

That said, Lily Mo has had a series of leaked nudes that have been responsible for MULTIPLE lawyer’s letters to take them down, so you know they are real when you come across them on the Russian clickbait sites that don’t feel threatened by the American legal system, which I guess I shouldn’t really comply with either, you know be ROCK and ROLL about it, so that I can represent myself in court hoping that Kate Beckinsale shows up to defend her daughter’s slutty honor after it’s been released to the internet through her nudes, you know so that I can get a contempt for trying to finger bang my dick hole while making eye contact with the old as shit vampire bitch!

Anyway, in being Lily Mo Sheen, she can go to tropical places to swim, snorkel, free dive and show her college aged ass that at one point in her life was 3D printed in Kate Beckinsale’s pussy wearing a swimsuit.

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2022

26

Sep

Nip Slips of the Day

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We’re a society of clout chasing exhibitionists, so obviously the random nip slip in a live stream or IG post is a tactic to get noticed, because people know that tits get hits, that shit is not just reserved for celebs who used to fake or stage nip slips to give the paparazzi to talk about, thanks to social media, being a vapid attention seeking whore has been DEMOCRATIZED…..

SO THESE nip slip fakers for attention are what you’d expect from clout chasing, attention seeking, sell your body for the culture of the generation…..but that being said the nip slip fakers are still having nip slips, which is really what I’m here for.

So am I going to be the guy who gets mad that a bitch fakes an orgasm that at the time I think is hot and pretend she didn’t fake it, not that I care if a girl cums, but if she’s going to put in the theatrics to make me think I made her cum, despite knowing I didn’t, I get to preted and the same logic applies to the nip slip fakers, do I care if she pulls out her tit on purpose, or by accident, or on purpose like it is an accident! Fuck no, in a world where nothing is real, this is real enough since they are nip slips!

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2022

26

Sep

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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You don’t need to be a body builder or celebrity trying to find natural ways to get your HUMAN GROWTH HORMONE to appreciate milky tits.

You don’t need to be one of those pro-life, celebrating the beauty of child birth in a world filled with freakish abortion loving abortion pushers who think killing future babies is some women’s rights thing, even though I thought abortions were for irresponsible with their pussy whores, to appreciate milky tits.

You don’t need to be a pro-human, anti-eugenics or population control motherfucker, who doesn’t seen the amazing design of the tit being a food source for a woman’s next generation as some insanely cool aspect of the human experience!

You can just be a dude into engorged tits, or a dude into boobs and dairy, a little milkshake bringing the boys to the yard, like if a pussy squirted beer to beer drinking pussy lover, it’s almost so modern and convenient, two birds, one stone, on two tits, where the two birds are the fact they are tits and the fact the produce NUMMIES all while being pulled out in public like some kind of stripper!

What a win!

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Posted in:Lactating

2022

26

Sep

Gwyneth Paltrow Bikini of the Day

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Gwyneth Paltrow turned 50, I thought she was 60, and the media decided to hype her bikini picture she posted to celebrate the milestone birthday, because when you’re an old whore, I guess the only way to feel like you matter is stripping down into a bikini to celebrate being an old whore, I mean I don’t understand the logic, but I don’t have a vagina that’s trying to hold onto a dream, gripping it like it would probably grip a watermelon thanks to being so blown out!

I just know that I never found Paltrow hot and that the People Magazine headline to this pic had to do with Paltrow saying she used to think she had to be perfect but now she’s just embracing who she actually is, or what she actually looks like, mom gunt hanging out and all, which I guess is code for “I’m rich, people dont care about my gunt, my audience are all 400 pounders, if anything an anorexic me is unrelatable and thus LESS financially lucrative” which is ultimately why she’s posting anything in the first place, MONETIZATION and an attempt to keep her brand GOOP relevant, since all these people are fake as fuck!

But as someone who never found Paltrow perfect, near perfect, or even hot, the fatter and older her is an improvement since it’s one year closer to death!

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2022

26

Sep

Carmen Electra Aqua Fit of the Day

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I can’t confirm or deny that I’ve fapped to Carmen Electra, I am going with I definitely didn’t fap to her, but it was the 90s and a far simpler time, where some fake tit cleavage went a long fucking way, I mean, we were jerking off to music videos because we didn’t have access to porn and women were more obsolete than they are now, in that they rarely put out without having to wine them and dine them multiple times and even then, they’d rarely put out, especially if you were a degenerate with nothing to offer them, even those rich girls who wanted to bring a loser home to piss of their dads, that’s not to say fucking didn’t happen, it’s just to say jerkin off to MTV was easier.

She was hot, she was iconic, that was then, this is now, and now looks like she hasn’t got the budget to hire filmers and is taking her old lady, no concept of how technology works, trying to make some money off the fans like a money grubbing, addicted to being jerked off to whore still chasing that dream, and it’s creepy content.

I am hoping this is the preview shit, not the actual shit the subscribers see, because it’s pretty fucking shit and if you think this is hot, dude, you’ve been on the computer too fucking long and they’ve indoctrinated you with the muppet face, duck face, photoshop, creepy augmented reality pussy!

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