2011
01
Aug
I have no idea what this is all about, but it is safe to assume that Julianne Hough and Ashley Tisdale have the same publicist….and apparently…that’s not a bad thing as long as the publicist is getting them in bikinis because both of them are relatively useless when not in a bikinis…at least that’s the story I heard…
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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Julianne Hough
2011
01
Aug
Here’s Moley Cyrus showing off a set of puppies strategically as she shows off her “puppies”…I wonder what crackteam of PR people came up with this shot for twitter…but I’m thinking one who gets that even at 18, we’re still into a sexed up Miley, even though they whole “naughty” and “danger of getting caught” sex offender pressure has lifted thanks to an 18th birthday…..
That said, I heard Miley got a tattoo for gay people on her finger…something I can only think her other PR person came up with…you know the genius who wants to move her from pervert dudes and bring her to the gay market by branding her gay friendly….in some kind of horrible joke I hardly believe…but will laugh at anyway…
What a fucking idiot…
Posted in:Miley Cyrus
2011
01
Aug
Florence Brudenell-Bruce is fucking Prince Harry cuz she’s obviously from some upper crust of society that allows her to hang with Royalty…but more importantly that allows her to not bother with a real job so that she can focus on her attempt to be a public figure, you know whether it’s who she allows in her socialite pussy, or more importantly for being a hot lingerie model that she aspires to be…but that she hasn’t landed a modeling contract for yet….
I’m sure you’ve met girls like this…you know so eager to be models, that they become amateur lingerie models which means they hire, or work with photographers who need models, get into their underwear and take pics of themselves that they can submit to their modeling agencies….in some bottom feeding, hungry for attention, lucky she’s rich and will probably get what she’s looking for cuz modeling agencies will sign anyone who fucks the Prince and make them the next it girl…It’s just that easy…True story….and I”m in love with this high society bottom feeding….
Posted in:Florence Brudenell-Bruce
2011
01
Aug
Here’s some Playboy bitch with a shitty face and implants busting out of a dress that she bought specifically to bust out of cuz that is the naked for money…the whole reason I got fake tits cuz I’m a tacky bitch and that’s our hustle way….and I’m not complaining…cuz like any pervert…I will always stare..even if I hate the whole concept and feel of fake tits…I sure as hell don’t mind looking at them…especially when I can think about how damaged emotionally a bitch is to end up like this…I blame the trailer park she grew up in…or maybe I should thank it….cuz without trashy sluts…the world would be kinda dull…that’s all I gotta say about that…
Here are some pics of her tits being honored for some Beautiful Person Humantiarian award weirdness that I can only assume was paid for…
Posted in:Holly Madison
2011
01
Aug
Here’s the closest you’ll ever get to seeing Rachel Bilson grabbing her pussy….and shit’s preetty much ruined by the ill-fitting jeans she’s wearing, that remind me of an overweight rockabilly dude, who’s trying to look like he’s james deam, but his size 42 waist makes the rolled up jeans all straight legged, baggy and stupid looking…..cuz they don’t make skinny jeans which makes sense…you know since they are called skinny jeans not tight pants for fat people jeans….
Either way, these pictures would be better if she dressed for her body, in spandex, a bikini or not dressed at all…but Rachel Bilson insists on sucking and sucking and sucking with next to no sex appeal…but a whole lot of potential if she just broke free from her captor and fucking did something about it…fuck.
Posted in:Rachel Bilson
2011
01
Aug
There’s almost always something hot about women with terminal diseases….not cuz I’m a pervert who is into premature necrophilia …or an opportunist who takes advantage of half dead women in their hospital beds at their longterm care facilities cuz they can’t say no…or even someone into Anna Nicole Smithin’ a rich lady like she was an oil tycoon looking for hot arm candy prositutes to change their oxygen tanks in exchange for an inheritance…or even cuz I look at them and reflect on their lives and the number of cocks they’ve had over the course of a lifetime…and love the idea of whores in any state of health…
Or maybe I just find something hot about women with terminal STDs….cuz I know they risked their lives by fucking and that’s some commitment to being a whore….
Here’s Pam Anderson actually looking like death…rockin’ her favortie date she can’t shake we call Hepatits to an event and whether she does or not her fake tits will live on forever…or at least a couple of thousand years it will take for them to decompose…
Posted in:Pam Anderson
2011
01
Aug
Here’s some Swedish whore legs on a bitch who isn’t actually a whore…but might as well can be called one…cuz by definition a whore is someone who exchanges sex for personal gain…and whether it’s marketed on the street corner, or in the back of a local newspaper, or on Craigslist, or is in the form of being the mistress to some billionaire midget….but then again all girls date guys they can get some personal gain from…whether it is their money, or the security they offer….while all dudes date girls for sex and don’t mind paying for shit as long as they get sex…meaning the entire world is filled with whores and johns, from your mom, to your neighbor…and that shouldn’t make Victoria Silvstedt come across as a better human cuz we can all relate…she’s still living the good life thanks to her fake tits, a stint in Playboy and a hot fucking body…that got her the role as a side line pussy to a billionaire….and the only good thing about this is that she’s getting old and it will all end for her…and I look forward to that…
Posted in:Victoria Silvstedt
2011
01
Aug
I don’t like Pink. I am actually surprised the birth was legit and not just her acting like she doesn’t have a cock cuz her husband’s shy about the whole likely a fag thing….but I love milk filled titts…
Cuz MILK FILLED TITTIES are both nice to look at, play with and most importantly…they are delicious…
Now, I’m not as weird as some of the fetish dudes I know, who seek out hookers who can lactate…
I am however weird enough to get hard everytime I see a bitch breast feed in public…partially cuz I get to see tit in public, but more importantly cuz I get towonder what the sweet nectar their baby is sucking out of them…
Maybe I’m just malnourished and like an African baby…my body knows I’m missing critical nutrients thanks to a french fry diet….and craves it in it’s purest form….
But I think it’s got more to do with being a pervert…who can’t get enough of the genius design of a tit…
It’s one of those things that I’d want to be deserted on an island with….fun to play with, fun to look at, ever fun to jerk off to or on, all while having the capacity to feed you so you don’t starve to death…
Here’s Pink….a name I think she chose cuz it means vagina…something she always wished she had….but this baby’s fucking up that theory…we’ll get to the bottom of this one day…
Posted in:Pink
2011
01
Aug
Nicky Hilton fucking sucks. She’s the boring latch on sister who had no problem riding Paris Hilton’s sex tape fame, you know being her sidekick at all the events and shit, all while never doing anything remotely interesting or scandalous….It’s like she had the opportunity to have dudes jerking off to her but now she’s just like a fucking sack of potatos, all sloppy, dumpy, uninteresting and a fucking waste….that’s why she’s in a fucking beach dress over her bikini…cuz she knows she’s a SLIM FAT…
The funniest thing about these idiot sisters, is that they rented a beach front Malibu house, you know cuz that’s where the paparazzi hang out, and this is pretty much the closest they’ve had to bikini pics leaked this summer, meaning their marketing hustle’s not working out so well for them…or maybe that they just fucking suck….
I guess we can only hope they get catty one night and one gets jealous of the other and kills her off….just to make the Hilton sisters a little more interesting…even though I’m pretty sure their time in the limelight is over…you know that happens with 30th birthdays…guys start feeling questionable when checking them out…cuz we have our own over 30 year old women in our life…give us the 20 year olds we’re not allowed to have to fantasize about…you know…
Posted in:Nicky Hilton
2011
01
Aug
Just when I thought it was all over for Vanessa Pudgens, you know all fat, shaved head, dykey but lookin’ kinda pregnant, in some sort of alternative, “I was born this way” lady gaga inspired cuz that’s mainstream thought, like I was following Rosie O’Donnell cuz I was molested as a kid by Disney so I denounced dick and figure lesbians can have kids too….we can even go on a cruise where no one will judge us about the shit…she comes out with pics like this…
You know, in a wig, in a halter top, with a friend in a bikini, with crazy decorations on her face like it was a christmas tree, or target practice for perverts like me to shoot our cum at, but more importantly, she’s buying booze…
And as a drunk, seeing bitches buy booze, no matter how deadbeat, used up, damaged, or disgusting they are…is fucking porn to me…cuz there’s just something about booze….you know…
Here’s her crazy dot and feather indian unite inspired outfit…..
Here she is with a litle cleavage in her dyke hair …
Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens
