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2011

04

Aug

Kelly Osbourne is Squeezing Coco’s Ass for Twitter of the Day

Kelly Osbourne looks so bummed, literally, you know, cuz she’s got her hands all over Coco’s ass and posted it to Twitter, I guess so shaken up about the death of her “best friend” who she was such a good friend to that she really got involved and did all she could to prevent that death that was probably pretty preventable….You know, tired of all the tears the paparazzi captured and statements she’s been making about how broken up she is…and taking a break from all that sadness and getting on with her life…and what better way to do that than to grab Coco’s ass…it’s like some kind of amusment park ride…only more manhandled and used…cuz you don’ climb the whore ladder and marry a celebrity without a whole lot of practice….

In other news – Kelly Osbourne called Christina Aguilera the fat cunt she was born to be….fascinating….

Here are some recent pictures of Coco at some bullshit event showing off her bullshit body…

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2011

04

Aug

Aubrey O’Day’s Ass for Twitter is Not Smiling and Needs its Friend of the Day

Aubrey O’Day’s pretty good at keeping herself relevant by giving her fan base semi-slutty pics on twitter, which is coincidentally all it really takes for a girl to get a fan base, cuz as dudes, we’re really only interested in looking at them half named….it’s like she’s taken her future into her own hands, since no one else is giving her work, not that she ever really had work, cuz as far as I know her claim to fame is fucking Diddy when she was on some making of the band shit….

Some call her strategy bottom feeding….I call it bottom heavy…they are just jealous their overreating doesn’t make them a sex icon to at least half a dozen people who have nothing better to do than follow trashy bitches on twitter waiting for them to upload pics….

They are clearly just jealous….Right….

That bullshit said, the good news is that she’s recruited a better looking friend / hired model to use as a prop to make her ass pictures actually worth clicking, cuz staring at her fat ass that’s sucking into itself,on its own is boring at this point, played out….and what better way to get noticed and stay noticed than by using a half naked chick with a better ass to compliment/support yours……

Who cares…this is Aubrey O’Day…what a waste of words I’ve just written…

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day

2011

04

Aug

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

So I’m talking to this girl at a local bar …and I ask her the obvious “What’s the biggest and weirdest thing you’ve ever inserted” and after her initial shock at how awesome I am at interviewing new girls I am, she’s like “nothing too weird or too big, I’m tight so just a dildo”…bored by her obvious response, cuz every chick tries to say she has a tight pussy, and that bores me, so I decided to sabotage the 5% chance I had to fuck her in a back alley, so I said “dildo’s can be weird, I use one on myself that is molded to look like a dead rotting rat, and I have another that looks like an aborted fetus”….needless to say, we had creative differences and went our seperate ways…

Here’s some shit going on on other sites…

Tap Dance Mash Up VS 50 Cent – VIDEO
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I Wanna Be All Over Lupe Fuentes
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Big Potheads in Sports History
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Free Cam Shows to Keeo Your Hands Busy
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Now THATS Making Good Use of a Lazy Boy – VIDEO
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10 Early ’90’s Stars Who Look Good Today
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Guess Which Stupid Slut Who Cant Get Her Life Together Lost Another Job
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Hottie Eating Watermelon is Surprisingly Erotic
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Blonde With Perfect Titties
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Web Cam Sluts You Will Love
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RIP Charles “Bubba” Smith aka MOSES HIGHTOWER
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Posted in:MHD

2011

04

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some exciting if you’re a child pornographers who escaped getting arrested which I’m hoping you’re not…cuz that shit is the single most disgusting thing a motherfucker can do….and depressing if you’re a normal person like me who is either always depressed and reminded the state of our world, although funny as hell, is just doomed, which gives you hope in your depressive state, cuz let’s face it, nothing makes depression better than pointing and laughing at people worse off…

Either way, here’s the news.

72 Charged in Child Porn Network Probe
Seventy-two people have been charged with participating in an international child pornography network that prosecutors say used an online bulletin board called Dreamboard to trade tens of thousands of images and videos of sexually abused children.

Woman Called 9-1-1 Over 2,100 Times
A California woman has been busted for placing over 2,100 9-1-1 calls in June.

‘I’m glad you have cancer’ note sets off protests
A nasty note in a neighborhood dispute has lead to nights of protest in front of the Cranston, R.I. houses after one neighbor told the other he was happy he had cancer.

Dallas Swingers Clubs Closed
The owner of two troubled Dallas nightclubs has been ordered to permanently shut them down. The city said he called his businesses churches but that was just a ruse.

Police Release Video of Serial Butt Slasher
Police have released a video of the suspect in the serial cutter case. The video depicts the suspect entering a store on June 20.

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2011

03

Aug

Miranda Kerr’s Twitter Erotica of the Day

Miranda Kerr is probably one of the best mom’s out there…not cuz she lovingly cares for her baby….but because she bounced the fuck back from the pregnancy that I am capable of looking at her slutty twitter pics, in a silky robe, showing some leg and cleavage before doing a fashion show, all made up, and in the self-shot slut pose, cuz she probably felt hot and like she was looking her best, which is pretty convenient cuz I’m thinking she probably was, you know finally back at work after all those months of having her staff of nannies take care of her kid as she hit the gym….not that I ever care about the personal life of bitches I’ll never meet…I’m just more interested in looking at her tits…

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2011

03

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

So a dude who reads the site who I like to call the lone soldier, since no one else reads the site, and I even debat whether he actually even reads the site, or if he just likes sending me pics of his chick cuz he’s one of those “watch my chick fuck” kinda guys who likes sharing….wanted to show me the ring he got his girl…cuz I guess he figures she’s the one to marry and knock up….and luckily….he also attached a closer view….

This is the creative shit more of you idiots should be sending in…you know help make the site fucking relevant you passive pricks…

Here are the stepLINKS….

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Hugh Hefner Planking Looks Like Weekend at Bernie’s – Dead Man Puppet Show…
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Guess Who is Still a Fucking Mess on Death Watch..
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Web Can Sluts You Can Count on To Do Their Job Right
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Where Are They Now? Nickelodeon’s Leading Ladies Of The ’90s
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Sophia Vergara’s Tits Are Out of Hand
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Guess Who George Clooney is Bangin Now
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The Seven Sexiest Moments in Recent Advertising History
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Jayden Cole is Naked and I Like It
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Cam Shows You Can’t Help But Love
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Will Smith’s House Looks Like a God Damned Hotel and Not in a Good Way
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Naughty Girlfriend Gets Herself Off
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50 Sexiest Ladies Rocking Racing Gear
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Panty Upskirts For The Real Housewifes Of Beverly Hills-Brandi Glanville And Dana Wilkey
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A Little Mila Kunis
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Demi Lovato, Just Because
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The Change Up Movie Review
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Okay If You Are Among The Dudes That Paid This Dunkin Donuts Worker to Suck Your Pecker, I Need You to Give me an Exclusive Interview NOW!
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Kate Moss on a Vacation Means Nudes For You and Me
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Some Hot Lesbian Action
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Lazy Mom Hurts Her Kid – VIDEO
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Check Out Lorena Sanchez
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Famous Women That Could Be Strippers In Another Life
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Alexandra and Janessa Get It On – VIDEO
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Top 5 Hottest Hentai Porn Videos
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Adriana Lima in a Bikini
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4 Lebians Get It on Outside
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Doutzen Kroes Photoshoot
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Fashion Hottie I Would Be All Over in a Second
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Amy Childs in Spandex
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Webcam Strip Down
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Ashley Tisdale, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Ariel is One Hot Redhead
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Okay I Hate Planking But This Pic of Hugh Hefner Doing It Is Kinda Funny
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And More Mila Kunis
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Striptease of the Day
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Bird Attached to a Windshield…But not the right kind of bird….
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Scarjo is an Annoying Ex
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Bam Got the Worst Ryan Dunn Tattoo Ever
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Belen Rodriguez In A Bikini Gives Me A Serious Boner
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Rihanna Grabbing Her Pussy And Acting Like A Slut
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Jennifer Aniston Still Dating Same Guy. Going For New Record
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Young Virgin Orgies – A Vessel To Heaven
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Geri Halliwell’s Stomach Has A Mind Of Its Own. And It’s Fucking Disgusting
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To Catch A Predator’s Chris Hanson Loves Banging Blond Strippers
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George Clooney is Fucking Stacy Keibler – Who Cares?
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Smiling Dog to Warm Your Pathetic Heart….
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2011

03

Aug

Melanie Griffith Looks Like a Crackwhore and I Like It of the Day

I don’t know about you, but I like my women to look emaciated, malnourished, drug addicted and like they are eager for their next hit of crack…you know pretty much exactly like Melanie Griffith is looking….cuz they are easy, affordable, too weak to run, and most importantly filled with tastes and smells that take you on a journey cuz they have a story….making her Today’s little piece of heaven…

Posted in:Melanie Griffith

2011

03

Aug

Mila Kunis’ Exciting Russian Fetish Video of the Day

I’ve seen this video circulating….and I didn’t bother with it because I figure seeing a Ukrainian immigrant speaking Russian when in Russia doing promo for a movie wasn’t all that exciting, you know call me crazy….

If anything I find it irritating when I’m around imported women and I can’t figure out what they are saying, or whether they are plotting my death cuz my threats of sending them back to their war torn countries aren’t going over as well as I hoped….cuz Russian girls are all spoiled brat who don’t remember what communism or the iron curtain is all about…especially since they were raised here…

I mean and I also find Russian as erotic a language as German or Arabic, you know all hacking and coughing and violent like I’m gonna get prison raped sounding….

Not to mention, the rumor is she’s defending Justin Timberlake in the interview….cuz she’s probably fucking him….making this even less erotic than it already is….

I think Mila Kunis is just good to look at, or masturbate to in her re-runs of that 70s show…

Here she is in LA…probably speaking english…except maybe when she buys her illegal firearms and cocaine….from Dimitry and Vladimir her Russian mobster friends she met when she was a kid at Vodka soaked Russian work camp….

Posted in:Mila Kunis

2011

03

Aug

Sofia Vergara Mom Tits in a T-Shirt of the Day

I’ve probably said this before, because I’m an alocholic and I like to repeat myself without knowing I’m repeating myself, cuz that’s part of the fun of being drunk most of the time, but I’m fascinated by Sofia Vergara, not because of her huge “natural” mom in her 40s tits, but because she was a single mom who came to America from Colombia in her 20s, and instead of becoming a stripper, walmart clerk or waitress at a cuban restaurant, she became all hollywood and that probably took a lot of whoring to a lot of the right people…meaning this pussy has seen its fair share…and that amazes me….

Posted in:Sofia Vergara

2011

03

Aug

Ashley Greene Shitty Ass in Tight Pants of the Day

These pics would be better if her ass was actually shitty, you know the covered in shit kind of shitty and not just the no real substance, soul or appeal shitty…cuz at least her ass being covered in feces would give us something to fucking laugh at or at least talk about, like the drunk chick who shit herself outside the club two weeks ago, but instead I’m stuck with this garbage media whore marketing herself shit…..and that’s no fun…cuz I only like an ass when the cheeks make a smile shape where they meet the legs…not this weird deflated garbage…fuck Ashley Greene like you were a Jonas brother who pretended he didn’t fuck Ashley Greene, giving her a complex that she could deal with cuz it meant more teen fans she’s already locked down – thanks Twilight.

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